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ZidaneIX
Posts: 39/45		 So THAT explains why my gorilla jumped me in the corner with his "buddies" and stole my empry wallet.
HyperHacker
Posts: 4980/5072		 There was a song I heard detailing why your pet should be smaller than you.
mistershow
Posts: 14/15		 I want my next pet to be a giant fat panda bear.
drjayphd
Posts: 1138/1170
Originally posted by Ziff
Originally posted by Yoronosuku
or artificially inseminate her



I've heard that it just isn't as hot for the zoo keepers.


No, no, NO. That was the gorilla that had the baby, despite all the males already having received vasectomies. Get the species right.
Spit
Posts: 38/51
Originally posted by Riku
Originally posted by C`aos
Internet Law #34: There is porn of it. No exceptions.



What? Even mechnical porn?



Found Some!!!! (I hate myself now..)
Koitenshin +∞
Posts: 748/873		 I think Metal Knuckles just broke my brain.
I can type but the twitching in my eye just won't go away.
Metal Knuckles
Posts: 403/412
Ziff
Posts: 1643/1800
Originally posted by Yoronosuku
or artificially inseminate her



I've heard that it just isn't as hot for the zoo keepers.
Yoronosuku
Posts: 1140/1239		 or artificially inseminate her
Sonicandfails
Posts: 861/917		 This thread is win for making me think about a picture of myself in the photo album.
"You make me a sad panda."

Roffle my waffle eh?

Can't they just use genetic science to recreate another male and get it to have sex with the female thus fixing the problem?
Dirtbag
Posts: 89/105
Originally posted by Kyoufu Kawa
Regarding fucking machines, I'm impressed.

A bit. Now try finding some panda pron for download


A picture speaks a thousand words:



...but a video http://www.dirty.plus.com/video/panda_sex.ram

(Don't install real player it's rubbish install media player classic instead!)
Danielle
Posts: 6647/6737		 Yeah you would Kawa
Kyoufu Kawa
Posts: 1333/1353		 Regarding fucking machines, I'm impressed.

A bit. Now try finding some panda pron for download
Rom Manic
Posts: 494/557
Originally posted by Apophis
Originally posted by Rom Manic
Did they consider getting a group of females together for the panda to choose?


Did you read? It's the female that isn't interested in the male.


Not the point. I meant for the Male to choose a female who is willing, to see if it is just the male or if it is a problem with the female. Most likely it is, in which case she could be replaced.
Ziff
Posts: 1639/1800
Originally posted by Dr_Death16
In the female panda's mind, it may be judging the health of the male panda and find it unsatisfactory for siring a child. The diet might work, as long as the male panda doesn't have some kind of genetic defect that the female would still sense.



As I said though, panda's are jerks. Sometimes they just won't get it on and preserve their specie. Even if they're Panda Scarlett Johanson who is trying to jump the bones of Panda Urkell, sometimes Panda Urkell just won't settle for that.
Dr_Death16
Posts: 860/970		 In the female panda's mind, it may be judging the health of the male panda and find it unsatisfactory for siring a child. The diet might work, as long as the male panda doesn't have some kind of genetic defect that the female would still sense.
Apophis
Posts: 708/734
Originally posted by Rom Manic
Did they consider getting a group of females together for the panda to choose?


Did you read? It's the female that isn't interested in the male.
Tanks
Posts: 447/596
Originally posted by Dirtbag
Originally posted by Riku
Originally posted by C`aos
Internet Law #34: There is porn of it. No exceptions.



What? Even mechnical porn?



Yes.. Yes, it’s called fucking machines - and you really might not want to go there (that's why I didn't make the link clickable....) (But its still a porn site so I had to edit it)


Though clickability was not chosen to be put in by Dirtbag, Tanks, with his uncontrollable lust for all knowledge copy and pasted the link into his browser bar.
Tanks, to this day can be found in his local church washing his eyes out with holy water until he forgets those evil images he saw...

Dirtbag got arrested and received a life scentence for corruption of a minor. He now lives in jail cell #332 where he enjoys froot loops for breakfast and free cable in his cell.

Back on topic...

That's gonna' be one horny panda...
Dirtbag
Posts: 87/105
Originally posted by Riku
Originally posted by C`aos
Internet Law #34: There is porn of it. No exceptions.



What? Even mechnical porn?



Yes.. Yes, it’s called fucking machines - and you really might not want to go there (that's why I didn't make the link clickable....) (But its still a porn site so I had to edit it)
Riku
Posts: 1795/1823
Originally posted by C`aos
Internet Law #34: There is porn of it. No exceptions.



What? Even mechnical porn?
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