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ZidaneIX Posts: 39/45 |
So THAT explains why my gorilla jumped me in the corner with his "buddies" and stole my empry wallet. |
HyperHacker Posts: 4980/5072 |
There was a song I heard detailing why your pet should be smaller than you. |
mistershow Posts: 14/15 |
I want my next pet to be a giant fat panda bear. |
drjayphd Posts: 1138/1170 |
Originally posted by ZiffOriginally posted by Yoronosuku No, no, NO. That was the gorilla that had the baby, despite all the males already having received vasectomies. Get the species right. |
Spit Posts: 38/51 |
Originally posted by RikuOriginally posted by C`aos Found Some!!!! (I hate myself now..) |
Koitenshin +∞ Posts: 748/873 |
I think Metal Knuckles just broke my brain.
I can type but the twitching in my eye just won't go away. |
Metal Knuckles Posts: 403/412 |
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Ziff Posts: 1643/1800 |
Originally posted by Yoronosuku I've heard that it just isn't as hot for the zoo keepers. |
Yoronosuku Posts: 1140/1239 |
or artificially inseminate her |
Sonicandfails Posts: 861/917 |
This thread is win for making me think about a picture of myself in the photo album.
"You make me a sad panda." Roffle my waffle eh? Can't they just use genetic science to recreate another male and get it to have sex with the female thus fixing the problem? |
Dirtbag Posts: 89/105 |
Originally posted by Kyoufu Kawa A picture speaks a thousand words: ...but a video http://www.dirty.plus.com/video/panda_sex.ram (Don't install real player it's rubbish install media player classic instead!) |
Danielle Posts: 6647/6737 |
Yeah you would Kawa |
Kyoufu Kawa Posts: 1333/1353 |
Regarding fucking machines, I'm impressed.
A bit. Now try finding some panda pron for download |
Rom Manic Posts: 494/557 |
Originally posted by ApophisOriginally posted by Rom Manic Not the point. I meant for the Male to choose a female who is willing, to see if it is just the male or if it is a problem with the female. Most likely it is, in which case she could be replaced. |
Ziff Posts: 1639/1800 |
Originally posted by Dr_Death16 As I said though, panda's are jerks. Sometimes they just won't get it on and preserve their specie. Even if they're Panda Scarlett Johanson who is trying to jump the bones of Panda Urkell, sometimes Panda Urkell just won't settle for that. |
Dr_Death16 Posts: 860/970 |
In the female panda's mind, it may be judging the health of the male panda and find it unsatisfactory for siring a child. The diet might work, as long as the male panda doesn't have some kind of genetic defect that the female would still sense. |
Apophis Posts: 708/734 |
Originally posted by Rom Manic Did you read? It's the female that isn't interested in the male. |
Tanks Posts: 447/596 |
Originally posted by DirtbagOriginally posted by RikuOriginally posted by C`aos Though clickability was not chosen to be put in by Dirtbag, Tanks, with his uncontrollable lust for all knowledge copy and pasted the link into his browser bar. Tanks, to this day can be found in his local church washing his eyes out with holy water until he forgets those evil images he saw... Dirtbag got arrested and received a life scentence for corruption of a minor. He now lives in jail cell #332 where he enjoys froot loops for breakfast and free cable in his cell. Back on topic... That's gonna' be one horny panda... |
Dirtbag Posts: 87/105 |
Originally posted by RikuOriginally posted by C`aos Yes.. Yes, it’s called fucking machines - and you really might not want to go there (that's why I didn't make the link clickable....) (But its still a porn site so I had to edit it) |
Riku Posts: 1795/1823 |
Originally posted by C`aos What? Even mechnical porn? |
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