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Are you lacking that special.something to bring your.room together? At [time] on [date], we'll.have a very special [Mail Special Item] on sale!
We're selling off rare.carpets at a discount, so.hurry on in! We have only [# of remaining item] in stock! This one-hour.sale starts at [time] on [date]!
We've just received a rush.shipment of perfectly stunning.wallpaper, but I only have  [# of remaining item] left! The sale lasts.one hour, starting at [time] on [date]!
Wearing the same outfit day.in and day out is boring!.Why not show off with.some unique new fashions?.The sale begins at [time] on [date]!
Are you lacking that special.something that will bring.your room to life? Then.come to our one-hour.Rarities Sale at [time] on [date].
We're having a surprise sale.on a shipment of gloriously.extravagant carpets! The one-.hour sale begins at [time] on [date]. Don't.get cold feet!
We just got some beautiful, .hand-drawn wallpaper in.stock! These special rolls.will be sold in an exclusive.one-hour sale at [time] on [date]!
Do you dread the boredom of.your wardrobe? Show off.your originality with some.one-of-a-kind duds! Our sale.begins at [time] on [date]!
Is your room lacking that.unique something to make.it really shine? We'll have [# of remaining item] available in our one-.hour sale, at [time] on [date].
We're having a surprise sale.on a shipment of gloriously.extravagant carpets! The.one-hour sale begins at [time] on [date]. Don't miss out!
We just got some beautiful, .hand-drawn wallpaper in.stock! These special rolls.will be sold in an exclusive.one-hour sale at [time] on [date]!
Do you dread the boredom of.your wardrobe? Isn't it time.for a change? Come buy some.unique new fashions! The.sale begins at [time] on [date]!
Are you lacking that special.rare piece that will bring.your room to life? Look no.further.we'll have [Rare Item] on sale for an hour at [time] on [date].
We're having a surprise sale.on a shipment of gloriously.extravagant carpets! The one-.hour sale begins at [time] on [date]. Don't.get cold feet!
We just got some beautiful, .hand-drawn wallpaper in.stock! These special rolls.will be sold in an exclusive.one-hour sale at [time] on [date]!
Do you dread the boredom of.your wardrobe? Show off.your originality with some.one-of-a-kind duds! Our sale.begins at [time] on [date]!
DON'T MISS OUT!!!.A special shipment of .extremely rare items came.in today. If you miss this.opportunity, you'll never see.items this exquisite again!
A Special Notice, For Our.Most Special Customers:.For today only, we have a.selection of items you.won't find anywhere else!
Today's special in home.decor is none other than the.amazing [Spotlight Item]!.What are you waiting for!?
Today, our home-decor.department boasts a very.fine [Spotlight Item]. Come right away, or you.might miss your chance!
We have a special offer.today on a stunning [Spotlight Item]. As.always, we have a wide.variety of other items as.well. Why not stop by?
One day only! Drop by today.to see our [Spotlight Item]!.We can't wait to see your.smiling face, so come on by!
Thanks to all of you, I've .saved up a fair bit of money,.so on [Remodel Date], I'm closing the.shop for remodeling!.Thanks for your patience! 
I've decided it's high time I.remodeled my store, so we'll.be closed on [Remodel Date]. It is.my sincerest hope that this.won't be too inconvenient!
Thanks to everyone's.patronage, I have the means.to expand my store again!.We will be closed [Remodel Date]. Thank.you for your understanding.
Thank you so very much for.your business! It is my.pleasure to announce a.complete store renovation!.Come enjoy our wider.selection of product!
Many thanks for all of your.business! Today is the.grand opening of my newly.renovated shop, so be sure.to stop in. I look forward.to your future patronage!
At last, the day has arrived!.I'm delighted to announce.the grand opening of.Nookington's Department.Store! We look forward to.serving your shopping needs!
.Notice..All town residents and.visitors are free to use.this bulletin board to post.notices and messages. Let's keep it tasteful, folks.
The Happy Room Academy is.now recruiting! Just lay out.your room, and it will be.judged! Please come drop by.my shop if you're interested. [signed] Tom Nook. P.S...Here's a rough guide.to the point system:.10,000 points: Slob Alert! .20,000 points: A Bit Stylish.70,000 points: Hip and Hot!.
Adding Messages. Press the A Button to start.writing a new message. Use.the C Stick to flip pages. Press the B Button to quit. Go on, give it a try!
Travel is good for the soul..Visiting new lands, meeting.new folks... Doesn't it sound.exciting? My path will lead.me here again some fair day..Until then, have a good life!
I take leave of my life..  My footsteps carry me.     like clouds upon wind,.   drifting in the pale light.     of the dawning day....I go in search of adventure..
Listen, now, and hear the.wisdom I have to share!
Trees are life! Do not hew.them recklessly! Swing your.axe with wisdom, for the.benefit of all!
When I first came, there was.nothing. The emptiness.saddened me, and I bent my.will to planting flowers..Is this village not better for.my efforts?
Composing tunes doesn't.require a whole lot of.thought. First, write a tune.with the notes, then.simply fix the notes.that don't quite fit.
My friend, I hope your life.is neither too hard nor too.soft.true joy lies in the.creamy middle. 
Now heed my.words: plant trees only in.sunshine.they hate shadows.
Hola! How ya doin'? I've got.HUGE news! HUGE! Totakeke,.the traveling musician, is on.his way to your village!.Now's your chance to get.his latest, greatest song!./Listen for his voice, then. search both high and low..Creep with care beneath. the gently swaying bough.. A swift net wins the show!.     -The Singing Bug Boy
A wide world awaits the one.with an adventurous spirit..Brave the strange wind..Have courage. Bend your.thoughts and dreams toward.the unknown to see wonders.
Do you think I'm ..cute?
I passed through your town.the other day, and it's quite.darling! All the trees, those.cute houses...and the fish in.your river... yummy! Maybe I.should move in...
Do you like music? Do the.sounds of chirping insects.soothe your heart? This.village is full of interesting.noises. Some sounds, only.you can hear. Seek them out!
By the time you read this, I.will already be on the train..I am but a troubled traveler.who passed a few moments.in your home. Remember, an.open door is an invitation.
Hello. I am this child's.mother. Since my child has.never been out in the world.alone, I'm beside myself with.worry. Please, befriend this.sweet, lonely child of mine!
Have you found any furniture.you like? I bet there's lots.you've never even seen! Try.out every kind to see if you.have what's right for you!.I'm obsessed with furniture.

Crazy Redd here! I'm just.writing to let you know that.I'm CRAZY!!! Oh, and I'll.be in your neighborhood on.. [date] at [time]! Get ready for insane deals!

Crazy Redd here! I'll be.bringing my fine furniture.and insane bargains to your.town at [time] on [date]! No sane.individual has deals like me!
When you see the bargains.I've got, you'll want to have.ol' Crazy Redd committed!.I'll be coming to town on [date] at [time! Come one, come all!
Your current design earns [HRA pts] points. We suppose.it's livable, but it most.certainly isn't attractive..
Your current design earns [HRA pts] points. It's nice.and humble, yet comfortable..We also like your fine set of.matching furniture. Kudos!
Your current layout earns [HRA pts] points. You have.a complete furniture set!.Now, try matching your.carpet and wallpaper!
Your current layout earns [HRA pts] points. Only.talented designers do this.well! [Furniture] would bring it all together!
Your current design earns.you [HRA pts] points!.You're perfectly coordinated!.Now try adding a little of.your personal flair!
Your room design earns you [HRA pts] points, but.we think your room could.be even more dynamic..Show us what you can do!
Your current design earns [HRA pts] points. Congrats.on completing your [furniture set] collection!.Now, add your own flair!
Your room design earns you [HRA pts] points, but your [furniture set] series is.being wasted! Poor placement.ruins a room's atmosphere!
Your current design earns [HRA pts] points, but come.now! Why own furniture if.you're not going to use it?.Pay more attention to layout!
Your current design earns [HRA pts] points, but you.lost points for filthiness..you live like an animal! Tidy.up and put your junk away!
Your current design earns [HRA pts] points. Now focus.on finding interesting items.to add a spicy dash of.creativity to your design.
Your current design earns [HRA pts] points. You've.really chosen a direction.and run with it, we see..Now, bring it all together!
Your current design earns [HRA pts] points. Your room.is splendid, but it's missing.that special something. Don't.give up! It's almost perfect!
Your current design earns [HRA pts] points. Your room.is almost perfect, but... Well,.something's just missing..We're not sure what, but...
Your current design earns [HRA pts] points. Honestly,.we're quite horrified.your.room is barely livable. At.least get yourself a bed!
Your current layout earns [HRA pts] points. To be.blunt, your house is too.small. You don't have the.space for a pleasant layout.
Your current layout earns [HRA pts] points. If we may.say so, your house is quite.spacious. It's up to you.whether you expand it again.
Your current layout earns [HRA pts] points. A big.house does not always make.a nice house. In fact, yours.looks like a warehouse!
Your current layout earns [HRA pts] points. While we.at the Academy feel you've.made good progress, your.home is far from perfect.
Your current layout earns [HRA pts] points. Mercy,.what a delightful house!.Now your challenge is to.improve upon it. Great job!
Your current layout earns [HRA pts] points. Never.have we seen such stunningly.original interior design!.Truly a fine home. Bravo!
Here's the [item] you ordered. We hope it.brings you satisfaction! Thank you for ordering.through the catalog!
Your [item] has.finally arrived! We apologize.for any inconvenience the.delay may have caused. We look forward to your.next order!
Your [item] has.finally arrived. We would.like to offer our apologies.for any delay in shipping...
Thank you for your order! The [item] you.ordered has arrived... Nookington's looks forward.to meeting all of your future.home-decor needs.
The [item] you.ordered has arrived..Thank you for ordering.through our catalog. We.look forward to serving.you in the future!
This month's prizes are.   1st place: .%.   2nd place: .&. 3rd place: .'.Be there on [date] to see if you win!
This month's prizes are.   1st place: .%.   2nd place: .&.   3rd place: .'.Be there on [date] to see if you win!
This month's prizes are.   1st place: .%.   2nd place: .&.   3rd place: .'.Be there on [date] to see if you win!
This month's prizes are.   1st place: .%.   2nd place: .&.   3rd place: .'.Be there on [date] to see if you win!
Here are those raffle tickets.I was unable to give you.earlier. Sorry for the delay!.Don't forget to bring all your.raffle tickets with you on the.last day of .(!.It's .( .), and.you know what that means....It's Raffle Ticket Day!.We're open from 10 a.m..until 8 p.m., so come by and.redeem your raffle tickets!.It's .( .), and.you know what that means....It's Raffle Ticket Day!.We're open from 10 a.m..until 8 p.m., so come by and.redeem your raffle tickets!.It's .( .), and.you know what that means....It's Raffle Ticket Day!.We're open from 10 a.m..until 8 p.m., so come by and.redeem your raffle tickets!.It's .( .), and.you know what that means....It's Raffle Ticket Day!.We're open from 10 a.m..until 8 p.m., so come by and.redeem your raffle tickets!..........................You're the one I like the.most. Don't tell anyone..It's not right to boast!....$, thank you.for being so kind to me.all the time. I can only.hope we grow closer as.time goes by....$, I know we've.never been close, and I.guess maybe it's partly.my fault, but I hope you.and I can try to be.friends from now on..My dearest .$!.In all my life, I've never met.anyone even slightly as cool.as you! You're a dream made.real! Please, stay by my side.forever! Promise?.Yoo-hoo! It's Valentine's.Day today, you know! Since.you've been so great, I'm.sending you a special gift!.Don't ever change! I like.you the way you are!.Roses, they are red..Violets, they are blue..It's the day of valentines,.so here's a giftie-poo!..Bye!.More than sweet snacks. and afternoon cat-naps,.   I.    adore.       you!..Old friend, you've done so.much for me. I looked long.and hard for a Valentine's.Day gift you'd dig... I hope.our our friendship stays.as cool as ever!.It just hit me.today is.Valentine's Day! I don't.know if you sent me any.gifts, but I figured I'd.better send you one....You know, just to be safe!.Oh, .$..No one can match my love.for you!.Whenever you leave, I find.myself gazing longingly.after you....Well, today's Valentine's Day..This is sort of awkward,.but...I hope you like this.present. Just junk it if you.don't! Anyway...we should go.fishing together sometime!.Yeah, so today's Valentine's.Day, I guess, and I didn't.have anyone else to send a.card to, so I figured I'd.send a present, even though.I often get sick of you..Look, don't go making a big.deal over this or anything..Just take it. Think of it as,.I don't know, just a little.something for my precious.little .$..This little Valentine's Day.card is just my way of .saying thanks for all that.you've done for me lately,..$...I despise froufrou holidays.like Valentine's Day, but I'm.not one to break a custom,.so I suppose I just have to.send you a card. Don't go.getting all emotional on me..I know I'm always hard.on you, .$, but.you know what? Out of.everyone I know, I actually.like you the best. Go figure!..Here's a Valentine's gift.for my good friend,..$!..P.S. You better not have.forgotten to send me one!.Today is Valentine's Day, but.knowing how you treat.people, I figure you won't.get any valentines. I felt.bad for you, so...here's one.gift, at least..    You're in for a.    .( year!.Luck: .$.Love: .%.Wealth: .&.Health: .'.    You're in for a.    .( year!.Luck: .$.Love: .%.Wealth: .&.Health: .'.    You're in for a.    .( year!.Luck: .$.Love: .%.Wealth: .&.Health: .'.Was that a letter or some.strange code? I didn't.understand what you were.trying to say. Next time,.just write simpler sentences.so I can understand you..Hey! Your letter really.creeped me out. I have NO.idea what you were trying.say, crazy person!.What a waste of paper!..I don't get it.....You go to all the trouble of.writing a letter, but then.make it too tough to read..Do you have to make.everything so complicated?.Yo, what's the deal?.I hate getting letters I can't.read. Tell you what: don't.bother writing me letters.anymore if you're just going.to make me feel stupid!.What's the deal?!? Are you.trying to make me feel dim?.Are you saying I'm stupid?.Well, I don't need it, and I.don't need any more of your.freakish letters!.I'm afraid your writing style.may be a bit over my head..You don't need to use .such difficult words. Next.time, just get to the point!..I'm writing to thank you.for your letter, but I must.say it was a little over my.head. Next time, use simpler.language, OK?..You know what? I tried.really, really hard to.understand your letter,.but I just didn't get it. Was.it a code? You can tell me!..Thanks for the letter, but.it put me to sleep. That.always happens when I get.lost when I'm reading. Sorry..Maybe I'll study up so I can.understand your next one..Wow! You're such a good.writer! I bet you could.write books and stuff!.Not me, though. In fact,.I couldn't even understand.a word you wrote!.Are you calling me stupid?!?.You must be! Otherwise,.you wouldn't write such a.complicated letter! It hurts,.I tell you! It hurts.....So, did you think I don't.bother to read the letters.you send me? Well, I do..Or at least, I try to..But I just couldn't.understand your last one!.Thank you for your letter..I appreciate you writing so.much, but it was little more.than I could take. I didn't.understand most of it. I'm.sorry. But write again, OK?.Thanks for your letter!.But you wrote so much, I.had to read it, like, three.times. I still didn't get it..Don't be mad! Write me.again, OK?.Thanks for the letter. Do you.mind if I show it to people?.I just want everyone to know.what a cool friend you are....Hey, thanks! I liked your.letter.not that I understood.it, but whatever! I'm just.going to show it to a few.friends and see if they.get it or not..What's the deal??? Why do.you write me these pointless.letters? I can't show this to.my friends! They'll think.I'm a big, mean jerk!..Thank you for writing, but it.was such a trivial letter..You're much more interesting.in person. Can't you put.a little personality into.your next letter?.Thanks for your letter..It would be nice if you'd.take the time to write a bit.more, though. I like reading.about your life. I hope you.like getting clothes!.Yoo-hoo! Thanks for the.letter, but I'd be much more.grateful if you'd written.more! Tell you what: wear.this outfit, then write me.and tell me how you like it!.Thanks for the letter, but it.really felt like you just.wanted to send something,.and you didn't pay attention.to your writing. Next time,.write me about this outfit..Yo! I got your letter. But it.was short. I wanted a longer.letter! ...Not that this one's.all that long. Oh, hey, want.these clothes? I hope you.like them..Thanks for that depressing.letter. Just 'cause you wrote.a lot doesn't mean it's good..Here are some clothes, so.write me again. But make the.next one more interesting..Thanks for your brief note..Are you a lazy writer?.Because it'd be nice if you'd.write more. Then I could.show it to someone. Anyway,.write me again soon!.Thanks for the letter..You seem kind of lonely,.and since you wrote me,.I've decided to send you..$. I hope.you like it..Thanks for dropping me a.line! I'm gonna show that.letter to everyone I know!.Oh, want .$?.I don't, so you can have it!..I was wondering when.someone might send me a.letter. Thanks. Talking takes.a lot out of me, so I really.like getting letters...Hey! How's it going? Thanks.for the letter. I'm going to.show it off to my pals next.time I get the chance!.I guarantee it!..Thanks. Your letter wasn't.as painful as I thought it.was going to be. Anyway, I.figured I ought to write a.response. I'm done now...Your letter was very frank,.very sincere. I didn't expect.that of you, so thank you..I hope you have need of..$, because.that's what I'm sending you..Thanks for your letter..I was so happy to find it.in my box! I've decided.that you can have this....Consider it my way of.saying thanks..Thanks soooo much for the.letter! It was so long! I so.loved it! As a matter of.fact, I'm in such a good.mood, I want you to have.this .t.$..Thanks. I like long letters..It did make me a bit sleepy.though, but that's always a.good thing. If you write me.again, I promise I'll try to.read all the way to the end!.Right on! That was a great.letter! Don't feel like you.have to write so much next.time! It made my head hurt!.Oh, I found this in the back.of my closet. Want it?.I got your letter. I haven't.read it yet, though. I like.writing responses before.reading the letter. You know,.just in case......Thanks for that novel you.wrote me. Anyhow, I was.cleaning my room, and I.found this old piece of junk..It looked like something.you'd like, so here, take it..Thanks for that weird letter..I really liked the gift you.sent. Anyway, I thought I'd.better send you something..Have some fruit, and be sure.to write again!.Hello there! I saw your.letter! It was totally.freakish! But it was so cool.of you to send a present, so.I'll let it slide! Plus, I'm.sending you a gift in return!.That was the weirdest letter.I ever got. That's cool. That.present you sent was even.cooler! I like presents. Send.me stuff again sometime!..Wow! Thanks for the gift!.That letter was pretty wack,.though. So, you wanna play.football sometime? It builds.character, trust me!..That was the oddest thing.I'd ever read! It was like a.watching a artsy movie.unfold on paper! The present.made up for it, though...You don't really know how.to write good notes, do you?.Little presents can't hide a.lack of writing skills. Here,.I'll give you this, so maybe.you'll try harder next time..Hello. Thanks for your.letter! Your present had me.so excited, I skimmed over.most of it. Here's a present.for you. I hope you like it...Hello? Are you there? That.present you sent me was.just the greatest ever!!.The letter, well...never mind..I don't want to bring you.down. But here, take this!.Thanks for the present. I.love getting surprises..I also like giving surprises,.so here. It's not much, but.it's the thought that counts,.am I right?.Yowza! How you doin'? Did I.just write that? Anyway,.thanks for the present. It.totally rocked! I was SO not.not expecting it!..Thanks for the letter, but.what's the deal? You think.I owe you now? Is that why.you sent me a gift? You're.so transparent. Well, here!.Now you owe me!.You've gotten so good at.pleasing me. Assaulting me.with presents is the only.way. It's a great strategy..Keep it up! Who knows.where it could lead.....Thanks for writing me a.letter like I asked. I didn't.expect to get a gift, too!.You can write me anytime....Hi! How are you? I'm great!.Really great! And it's all.because I got a great gift..Here! You can have these.clothes. They're hard to find.around here..Thanks! I liked the letter..Oh, and thanks for the.present, too! Here are some.clothes. They're too small.for me anyway...You totally rock! Letters!.Presents! I never had such a.generous friend! I feel bad.getting all this stuff, so.here are some old clothes I.had lying around!.Thanks for that letter. And.the gift. There. I said it..It's not even like it was a.good letter or anything. Here.are some clothes I had lying.around. They're all yours..Thanks for that letter. Could.you MAKE it any longer? The.present was great, but the.letter just dragged on!.Still, I have a gift for you..I hope you'll take it..Thanks for your letter..That gift was wonderful!.I managed to get my hands.on some fruit that we don't.usually see around here..I'll share it with you!.I can't believe you wrote!.And a present, too? I'm so.flattered! And you're so.sweet! So, I'm sending you.some of the sweetest fruit.you'll ever find! Enjoy!.Thanks for the note and the.package. It put me in such a.good mood, I went out and.got you a gift. Here's hoping.you like fruit...Thank you so much for the.letter! You're awesome. Hey,.a friend of mine just sent.me some fruit. You want.some? Maybe you can grow.an orchard or something!.Wow! A present? What did I.do to deserve that? Don't I.feel special! Well, here's.a present for you. See? I'm.not such a bad guy...Thank you for the package..It was very nice of you..That's the way to make.friends.lots of gifts..Here's a little something.for you. I hope you enjoy it!.Thank you so much for that.delightful present. You don't.have to go to all that.trouble, though. I'm happy.enough just to get a letter!.Still, it was very nice..Hi there! How are you? I.couldn't be better! You know.why? Because of that present.you sent me, silly! Thanks.so much! Here's a little.surprise for you!.Thank you for the letter....and for the present. It was.just what I needed. In case.you couldn't tell, it put me.in a great mood. Here's..$ for you..Yo! Your letters are so wild!.I need more! Especially the.ones with gifts. Those are.the best, and so are you!..I'm serious!.That package you sent me.was cool. Thanks! You're not.so bad after all. I can't.wait get your next package!..It better be good!.Thank you so much for that.letter. Are you even reading.this, or did you just go.straight to the gift I sent.you? You're so impatient!.Here's .$..I'm amazed! I was only.expecting to get a letter,.but you sent a present,.too? I hope you'll always.be this nice to me!..Hello! Hi! Yoo-hoo! It's me!.I can't thank you enough for.that letter. I hope you'll.send me more soon..I promise to write back. .Wait...I just did!.That letter you sent me was.the most uplifting thing I've.ever received. Please send.more. I'm waiting. I'll be.crashed in bed until then...I got a letter! That rocks!.Dude, you're so cool. And.seriously, I loved the gift!.Not that I'm asking for more.presents...but hey! I'm not.stopping you! Right on..Hey! You! Yeah you!!!.Thanks for the letter..And send me more soon!.Got that?...How've you been? I've been.fabulous, but then, I always.am! Especially since I got.that splendid note from you..It was a pleasant surprise..I love surprises. Tee hee!.The Farway Museum cordially.invites you to take part in.its free fossil identification.program. Send us any fossil.you find, and we'll identify.it and return it promptly..Thank you very much for.your recent donation to the.museum. Your generosity has.provided a much-needed.boost to our research..Thanks for your support! .We are pleased to inform you.that we have identified the.fossil you recently sent us..It is .$..Excellent find!..`.......`.......`.......`.......`.......You call that a letter?.I have absolutely no idea.what you were trying to say..I like getting mail as much.as the next girl, but not if.I can't understand it!.I guess I should thank you.for your letter, but to be.honest, I had no idea what.you were trying to say..It just made me feel like.I'm not smart enough..Are you trying to play a.joke on me? Is that your.idea of fun, writing letters.that no one can understand?.Well, I had no idea what.all that stuff meant..Hey! Seriously, don't send me.weird letters, OK? I mean,.what in the world were you.talking about? And what's.with all those big words,.professor? You lost me!.Hi there! I totally tried to.read your letter and all, but.I just couldn't get it! Was.it, like, some sort of code.or something? Or do you.not know how to write?.Hey, listen! I think you're.nice and all, but don't keep.sending me these creepy.letters! I mean, the last one.made NO sense, and it really.freaked me out! Seriously!.Well...uh...thanks for the.note, I guess. But here's the.thing: I didn't have a clue.what you were trying to say..Next time, try to make some.sense. Simplify, dude!.Hey, thanks for the letter..It was sort of a bummer.that I didn't understand it,.though. How about next time.you make it a little simpler,.huh? That'd be real cool..What was the deal with your.letter? Man, if I had a Bell.for every note I didn't 'get,'.I'd have...well, I'd have some.Bells, that's for sure! Could.you be a little more clear?.Hold up, neighbor! Just what.the hey was up with that.wacked-out letter? Don't go.cutting corners when you.write me! You were making.no sense! Write a REAL note!.What in the world are you.talking about? That letter.boggled my mind, big time!.Next time, if you get it into.your head to write me, send.something easier to read!.Huh, .$?.Are you nuts? That letter.made absolutely no sense!.I opened it up, all pumped,.and it was a huge letdown!.I got psyched for nothing!.Yeah, you! When you send a.letter to somebody, it really.helps if the letter makes.just a tiny bit of SENSE! Do.we understand each other?..Hey, .$! I know.I may not be the smartest.guy in the world, but you.don't have to draw attention.to it! Next time you write,.try making some sense!.Stop it, already! I give up!.Your letters are too.confusing! They're giving me.a migraine! Have mercy! .Please, I'm begging you!..I simply wasn't able to.comprehend the meaning of.your bizarre letter. It might.help to use easier words..I can't be bothered to look.up every word you write..Is this your idea of fun?.Sending letters to me you.know I won't understand?.Well, I'll have you know.that I think you're terribly.mean! Mean mean MEAN!.Look, I give up. I tried my.best to understand your note,.but I just couldn't do it..Couldn't you try to write in.plain English next time?.It would make things easier..Happy Holidays!!!..Here's your present, straight.from Jingle's workshop!...You came an awfully long.way just to send me a note....and I couldn't even read it!.If you're going to go to all.that trouble, you ought.to at least make sense!.It was so sweet of you to.come visit! And thanks so.much for that letter...even.though it WAS kind of hard.to read. I guess I just need.to study a bit more! Bye!.I'm sorry, but that letter of.yours was too hard to read!.I feel bad, too, because.I know you came a long way.to send it. You should write.a simpler one next time..You silly goose! Don't send.me a copy of your thesis!.I want letters I can read,.not these totally weird,.complicated messes! Or was.that your idea of a joke?.OK, maybe I've been, like,.living in a cave for a while,.but I just don't understand.why someone would travel so.far just to send a letter.that makes so little sense....Time out, super-freak! Who.writes letters like that?.It went right over my head!.Next time you bother to.send me a letter, try sending.one I'll understand! Jeepers!.What a stupendous letdown..I was wicked stoked about.getting your letter, but when.I read it, it gave me a.headache. Help me out here,..$! Cripes!.I got your letter, but either.I'm really spaced out or you.can't write so good. I just.didn't get it! You'd better.start writing more clearly,.know what I'm saying?.What's the story with that.weird letter you sent me?.Maybe it's just me, but if I.went that far just to send.a letter, I'd want the person.who got it to get it. Got it?.Hey, Einstein, what was up.with that letter? You think.I'm some kind of brainiac or.something? I couldn't.understand a word of it!.Dumb it down, will ya?.Listen, seriously, if you're.going to send me a letter,.send me one I want to read,..$! That last.one gave me the old.brain-pain something fierce!.Whoa! You are seriously out.there! You came all the way.here to send me a note that.read like it was written by a.chimp! You are W-E-I-R-D!.Get it together!. To be frank, I have much.better things to do with my.time than to read your epic,.babbling nonsense. Whatever.it meant, I didn't get it..Nor do I wish to..All right, you comedian!.You think you're funny, huh?.Sure, travel way out here to.send me a letter you knew I.wouldn't understand. Ha ha..Funny. I won't forget this!.What the.? Look, if you.want to write a letter, write.a short note, not a master's.thesis! I didn't understand.word one. You'd do well to.remember I like easy reads!.I'm flattered that you think.so highly of my intellect,.but sadly, I must admit that.I didn't understand a word.of your note. Be a bit more.common next time, hmmm?.Do you ENJOY teasing me.with odd, unreadable letters?.Is it fun for you? I know.some folks think I'm snooty,.but I have feelings, same as.anybody, so don't be mean!.I put quite a bit of effort.into understanding your.letter, but I'm afraid it was.all for naught. You simply.must simplify your letters!.Perhaps next time?.Happy birthday!..Never lose that cheery.outlook on life!...Happy birthday, ..$!!..No matter how many years.may pass, I hope you'll .always remain my friend..Congratulations, .$!.You're one year older!..This is sort of a silly.present, but it's the best.I could find. Enjoy!.Happy birthday to you/..I hope you won't think.you're too old to hang out.with me anymore!.Ha ha! Just kidding!.Hey there! A very happy.birthday to you!..I had absolutely no idea.what to get you! Oh, well..The thought counts, right?.Happy birthday!..I got you this great..t.&! Hope.you like it!..Well, you did it. You're a.year older! Congratulations!..Here's hoping you'll never.get too old to be my pal!../Happy birthday, dear..$/.You're my best friend in the.whole village! Seriously!.I hope you like this..t.&..Happy B-day!..It always brings a smile to.my face when one of my best.friends has a birthday!..Happy birthday,..$! Remember,.birthdays only come once.a year, so be sure to enjoy.this one to the fullest..Spoil yourself!.Have the happiest of.birthdays, .$!..I decided to get you..&. I hope you.like it!.Happy birthday, ..$! You're one.of my best friends, and.I put a lot of work into .finding you a gift, so you'd.better like it!.Hey, .$!.Happy birthday!..We all know you're older..let's hope you're wiser, too!.Aah ha ha har!.You're one year older.now, .$...The you of today is more .you than the you of.yesterday. You get me?.Well, don't that beat all!.You got yourself a birthday!.You know, you're always.hooking me up with favors,.so I went and hooked you up.with a nice present. Enjoy!.Happy birthday to you!..No matter how many years.settle on your shoulders, I.hope you stay just the same...HAPPY BIRTHDAY,..$! You're.always doing such nice.things for me, so I've taken.the time to send this.birthday gift for you..Word on the street is you're.a year older now, so happy.birthday! Or is it? Is any.birthday truly happy?.Anyway, please accept this..t.&. Bye!.Hi, .$! I was just.writing to let you know I've.moved to .&! I.hope you'll come visit me.someday soon. I'll keep an.eye out for you!.Hi there! I decided to move,.and I just wanted to thank.you for everything you did.for me in .'. I .really appreciate it, and I.hope you'll come visit me..I've just gotten settled after.my move to .&..I certainly hope you'll come.visit me in my new house at.least once.if you don't,.I'll be mad!.Hi there, .$!.I figured I'd drop you a.quick note to say that I've.moved to .&...but.you knew that already, didn't.you! Be sure to come visit!.I know it's spontaneous, but.I decided I HAD to move!.I just couldn't help myself!.I had fun in .'..I won't forget you!..Hi, .$! You're.gonna flip when you hear.this, but I just moved to..&! I know it's.kind of far, but I hope.you'll come visit! Toodles!.Hey, .$. Of course,.leaving .' means.I won't be seeing you much,.but I'll never forget you,.and...there was something.else...but I forget. Oh well..I managed to motivate myself.to move to .&..Crazy, huh? Anyhoo, there.are tons of cool dudes here..You oughta visit. Who knows.when I'll be out your way?.So I up and moved the other.day. Out of the blue, I know..What can I say? I live in.lovely .& now. You.should buy a house-warming.present and pop by sometime..Yo! .$! How goes.it? You know I moved to..&, right?.I wish we could still hang,.but I guess I'll manage out.here until you come visit..Hey, I left for .&..Yeah, I know we had a lot.of fun together living in old..', but the fun.doesn't have to end now that.I live here! Visit, will ya?.Don't take this wrong, but I.just moved to scenic..&. I know it's.sudden, but you can drop me.a line if you're ever in the.neighborhood, right?.This doesn't have anything.to do with you, but I moved..That's right: I'm living in..&. We may still.bump into each other, so.don't cry or anything, OK?.I'm moving to .&..Us being acquaintances and.all, I thought I should tell.you. So...I guess, thanks for.everything, and drop by if.you're ever in town. Bye..Hello, .$. It was.nice knowing you, I suppose,.but, tragically, this is.goodbye. I'm moving to..&. Have a.nice life, if you must..Hello, .$! Guess.what! I'm in .&,.and I'm not coming back! .I'm sure the village won't be.the same without me, but.such is life..Hi there! You're doing well,.I hope. I've moved! I live.in .& now, so.make sure you come see me.once in a while. And you'd.better visit, or I'll pout!.You've been a good friend,..$, but I can't.spend my whole life in..'. I have to.get out and see the world. I.hope our paths cross again!.The fossil you recently sent.us is a valuable triceratops.skull.and in excellent.shape! We return this fine.specimen to you and eagerly.await any future submissions..The fossil you recently sent.us is a fantastic triceratops.torso.quite an amazing find!.We now return the specimen.to you, and we look forward.to your future submissions..The fossil you recently sent.us is a valuable triceratops.tail.and in remarkable.condition! We have enclosed.the specimen, and we eagerly.await any future submissions..The fossil you recently sent.us is the skull of a vicious.T-rex.and the teeth are still.sharp! We return this fine.specimen to you and eagerly.await future submissions..The fossil you recently sent.us is the torso of a T-rex,.savage predator of the.Cretaceous! We return this.specimen to you and eagerly.await future submissions..The fossil you submitted to.us is the tail of the vicious.T-rex, the scourge of the.Cretaceous! We return this.specimen to you and eagerly.await any future submissions..The fossil you sent us is the.skull of an apatosaurus..A small head for such a big.creature! We return this fine.specimen to you and eagerly.await future submissions..The fossil you recently sent.us is an apatosaurus torso..These massive creatures.weighed around 35 tons!.We now return the torso and.await future submissions..The fossil you recently sent.us is an apatosaurus tail..We hereby return this fine.specimen to you, and look.forward to your future.submissions. Happy hunting!.The fossil you sent us is a.skull of a stegosaurus, a.creature that thrived during.the late Jurassic. We return.this specimen to you and.await future submissions..The fossil you recently sent.is a rare stegosaurus torso..note the impressive plates on.its spine! We return this.specimen to you and eagerly.await any future submissions..The fossil you submitted is.an extremely rare stegosaurus.tail.take a gander at those.spikes! We return your.specimen to you and eagerly.await future submissions..The fossil you sent is the.skull of a flying pteranodon,.an aviator of the Cretaceous.period. We return your fine.specimen and await any.future submissions..The fossil you sent is the.right wing of a pteranodon,.scourge of the Cretaceous.skies! We return your.specimen and eagerly await.future submissions..The fossil you sent is the.left wing of a pteranodon,.an airborne menace of the.Cretaceous period! We.return your specimen and.await future submissions..The fossil you recently sent.us is the skull of an ocean-.dwelling plesiosaur. We now.return this fine specimen to.you and eagerly await future.submissions. Happy hunting!.The fossil you sent is the.neck of an ocean-dwelling.plesiosaur, terror of the.deep. We return this fine.specimen to you, and eagerly.await any future submissions..The fossil you recently sent.us is the torso of an ocean-.dwelling plesiosaur. We are.returning the specimen to.you, and we eagerly await.future submissions..The fossil you submitted is a.mammoth skull. These fine.beasts went extinct a.relatively short while ago..We are returning your fossil..We await future submissions..The fossil you recently sent.is the torso of a mammoth.that went extinct a relatively.short time ago. We return.this specimen to you and.await future submissions..The fossil you recently sent.us is a trilobite, an ancient.life-form. We hereby return.this fine specimen to you.and eagerly await future.submissions. Happy hunting!.The fossil you recently sent.us is an ammonite.an.ancient ocean dweller. We.hereby return this specimen.to you and eagerly await.future submissions..The fossil you recently sent.us is a dinosaur egg.if only.it could hatch! We hereby.return this fine specimen to.you, and eagerly await future.submissions. Happy hunting!.The fossil you recently sent.us is a dinosaur track,.preserved in mud ages ago..We hereby return this fine.specimen to you and eagerly.await future submissions..The fossil you recently sent.us is amber, a durable resin.in which many fossils are.preserved. We hereby return.this specimen to you and.await future submissions................................I was thinking of you the .other day as I made some.coffee. And when I went to.take a sip of it, it was the.worst pot of coffee I've ever.made! Why would that be?.I got this on sale.you know.how your mom loves to hunt.the wild bargain!.Anyway, it didn't look good.on me when I got home, so.I'll give it to you. Enjoy it!.Well, I just got back from a.short trip. I love traveling.by train! Around every bend.of the track there are new.adventures, new people, and.new memories to be made....Our neighbor had a bunch.of these. I'm already way.too full.I really overdid it! .Why don't you have some?.The way you eat, I'm sure.you're just skin and bones!.What shows up even if you.lock all your doors? Your.birthday! HAHAHA! Ohhh,.mercy! You should be happy.your mother has such a.good sense of humor!.Horror of horrors! I found a.wrinkle today! Am I getting.old? Say...you don't get.uncomfortable hearing about.this sort of thing, do you?..Would it kill you to visit.your folks once in a while?.We miss you! I think about.you often, and your dad....Well, he misses you, too,.but you know how he is..Try not to take this the.wrong way, hon, but...you've.always been a bit slow..Which is fine! But that's.why you should always take.things at your own pace..I saw this woman at the.store letting her horrid kids.run amok! One of the little.brats kicked me in the shin,.and before I knew it, I stuck.my tongue out at him!.I found an old love letter.addressed to you while I.was cleaning out the attic..I didn't READ it...but I may.have PEEKED. You know, to.make sure it wasn't a bill..Being filled with doubt and.uncertainty is just part of.being young. Don't worry so.much, my dear! Even adults.live with doubt and regret..all you can do is just live!.Well, just got back! We had.such a great time on our.first trip abroad. There was.one small hitch, though: I.woke up really late, and I.had to travel in my P.J.s!.I found 10,000 Bells while."cleaning" your dad's desk..Looks like I've a date with.some fancy new shoes!.P.S. Here's your share..This is our little secret!.I was so excited to start.my new jazz dancing class....until some big-haired ditz.in an ugly leotard told me.it looked like I was.square-dancing! The nerve!.You've been through a lot,.and had a hard go of it.sometimes, but you've always.done your best. It's all you.CAN do! ...Just once, I wish.someone would tell me that..I hate to say it, but your.mom's been going a little.grey lately. There's a little.snow on the mountains! I'm.young at heart, though, so.I'm dying my hair purple!.I found where your father.hides the credit cards, so I.did some shopping on one of.those 800 numbers. I went a.bit overboard: you can have.this, but promise to wear it!.Ooh, is your mother a.financial whiz or what?.I made an absolute killing .on the turnip market a.while ago, so I...well, I.turned your room into a spa!.I found an old picture of.you and me the other day..Oh, I looked so young!.You looked OK.you were.smiling, I think, but WOW!.Your mom sure was a looker!.I found some of your old.comics and a box marked."Precious Collectibles" when.I was tidying the house the.other day. I tossed them.out. You don't mind, do you?.I decided I could stand to.lose a few pounds, so I.started doing aerobics. What.a fiasco... It's a long story,.but your dad ended up.calling the fire department..Remember the year you.fell out of the tree and.broke your poor arm? Mercy,.that tree produced so much.fruit that year! Doesn't.that strike you as odd?.I was feeling bored, so I.started up a little kitchen.garden. Who knew I had.a green thumb? I grew more.fruit than I could eat!..Your dad finally noticed the.exotic travel pamphlet I."accidentally" left on the.table. Looks like it's time.for a little vacation! He's.convinced it was his idea..I recently decided to take up.gardening as a hobby, except.I couldn't grow anything but.brussels sprouts! I hate.those things! They're like.evil little cabbages. Bleah!.I was watching a scary.movie the other night.your.father was fast asleep, of.course.and I yelled at the.top of my lungs! Every light.on our street went on!.I tried to move this.painting yesterday, but,.instead, it moved me!.True story!...My secret recipe for double.choco-caramel cake is.getting rave reviews all.over the neighborhood..I should start a business!.I'd make a fortune!.Being popular is no great.feat. Anyone can do it! The.key is to be a personally.personable person. Nobody.likes a Gloomy Gus or a.Salty Sally!.We just got a new.convenience store in town..Strangely, our village doesn't.FEEL any more convenient......It's the weirdest thing....I found this spoiled carton.of milk in the fridge...and.for some reason I thought.of you. Anyway, when did.you last do your laundry?.Guess what! I've started.making homemade spaghetti.from scratch! I'll send you.some when I improve at it..your poor father couldn't eat.solids for a week last time!.Your dad complimented my.curry, so as a surprise, I.made it every night for the.rest of the week! Instead of.being excited, he got really.grouchy. Men!.If there's one meal your dad.loves, it's pork chops. Of.course, I only buy them on.sale, as they're pricey!.When shopping, use your.brains, not your belly..My dear, I miss you terribly.and sometimes wish you'd.move back home, but I know.it would be a bad idea....For one thing, do you even.remember where we live?.So, hon, you must be pretty.well settled over there by.now. I hope you're making a.point of being nice to your.neighbors! Nobody likes a.creepy next-door recluse!.Your father and I made a.pleasant day of shopping.yesterday in the next town.over. I picked up your.favorite treat: Caramel-.Covered Goo Nummies!.I chanced upon this in the.next town over and simply.couldn't resist buying it.for you. Just look at it!.It's perfect for you!..Take good care of this.sapling I grew for you, and.it will bring you fortune! I.don't know what'll happen if.you treat it like that tree.you didn't water. Misfortune?.You're old enough now to.know this... When you were.a kid, I almost lost my cool.a number of times. Do you.recall "sledding" down the.stairs on the couch? I do....There was a darling bazaar.in the town square the other.day, and I happened upon.this adorable umbrella. Do.you want it? Don't stay out.in the rain too long!.I found a muddy old pair.of your shoes and recalled.you when you were little,.stomping in mud puddles... .I was so overcome by the.memory, I couldn't wash 'em..I asked your father, very.sweetly, "What would you.like for dinner, dear?".No answer..Well! It looks like someone's.getting meatloaf AGAIN!.I was sort of dozing in.front of the TV, and someone.on the soap opera cried out,."Mommm!" And I leaped up,.yelling, "What's wrong?".I thought it was you! Ha!.I don't really know why.I'm bothering to tell you.this, but we've been having.strictly leftovers for lunch.lately. Hope all's well!..I heard a rumor about you.the other day. Is it true?.With the rubber cement,.and the spatula, and those.poor ants from little Timmy's.ant farm? My word!.So, have you made any new.friends? I'd love to meet.them. What are they like?.Would I approve of them?.Are any of them hooligans? .Was there anyone SPECIAL?.I tell you, sometimes, when.your father and I get too.stressed out, we just head.to a hot spring for some.time by ourselves. We come.back feeling like newlyweds!.So, how do you like my.letters? They're funny, aren't.they? Especially for an old.bird like me! Whoo-HOOOO!.I am the wittiest mom.IN THE WORLD!!!.Strange... I've had a poor.appetite lately. How about.you? Have you been healthy?.Are you having melted cheese.sandwiches for dinner?.Are you washing your knees?.I went outside the other day.after a hard rain and guess.what I found buried?.A Gyroid! How weird.is that? Ah, the wonders.of nature!.Always remember to use the.bathroom before you go to.sleep! Otherwise, you may.suffer a horrible fate, like.your poor Uncle Dweezil.....I certainly hope you're.remembering to brush your.teeth at night. I can't keep.you from living with beasts,.but I can at least remind.you to save your gums!.There's an old saying that.you can save three Bells by.waking up early, but me, I'd.pay ten just to be able to.sleep late... I do love my.beauty rest!.I hope you don't mind all.these strange letters, but.I just want to share my life.with you. Even if you have.chosen to live with animals,.which I'll never understand..Stressful moments pass .quickly from day to day,.but the combined weight of.all of them can crush your.youth... Never let your cares.weigh you down for long!.My New Year's resolution is.to help you be healthier and.happier. I'm still not sure.of the best way to go about.it, but I hope this helps!..Happy New Year! Everyone.always shouts "Happy New.Year!" Not to be a "bum-.out," or whatever you kids.say, but what's so happy.about another year passing?.So did the groundhog see.its shadow today? Or not?.I saw your father's shadow..It seems to grow wider.every year...I say spring is coming,.regardless of what that.groundhog says. Just you.wait and see....Down by the river's edge,.I sat on the ground and let.my cares flow away with the.cool water. And perhaps,.just perhaps, I heard the.soft footsteps of spring....The early signs of spring.are all around. That means.its time to come out of.hibernation and get active.again. It's the season for.getting in shape..The cherry trees in the back.yard have positively exploded.into bloom recently! How do.they look in your neck of.the woods, my darling dear?..Looking at the cherry.blossoms, I remembered.the time you tried to climb.up to the highest branch!.Oh, how you tried! But you.never quite made it....It's the darnedest thing!.I just noticed the marks we.drew on the wall to measure.your height as you grew up!.Oh, what memories! How tall.are you now?.Spring is such a lovely.season. It makes me want.to go outside and fly a.kite. You should do the.same...Ick. Another gray and cloudy.day... How depressing....With my luck, the laundry.won't even dry on the .clothesline. Well, hope your.day is nicer than mine....Oh, the heat last night was.unbearable! In the deep.darkness, I wandered down.to the river, enjoying the.night breezes... I must have.counted a thousand fireflies!.While out on a romantic.nighttime stroll, your father.and I walked through a huge.swarm of fireflies. I swear,.it was as if we were walking.through the Milky Way!.Nothing says summer like a.fireworks show. I took your.mother to the amusement.park a few days ago..They had the best rockets.I've ever seen..Dawn breaks... Slowly,.figures appear and gather.together...and then....ONE! TWO! THREE! HUP!.Ugh..I hate morning exercises....There's a big meteor shower.this week.anyone who's.anyone will be there! You'll.be pleased to know that your.mother will be looking smart.in her red dress this year....I know it's September, but.it's still rather hot out,.don't you think? So take.care not to overheat!.And don't wear dirty socks!.You mind your mother, now!.It's strange... I heard this.noise for the longest time.before I realized it was.a bell cricket chirping! .Boy, autumn sure snuck.up on me this year!.Your father and I hiked up.the mountain to admire the.pretty fall leaves, but I.found myself enticed by.an aroma. Pretty soon, I was.hunting mushrooms like mad!.Your mother and I just.joined the local mycological.society. We're learning all.about identifying and.picking mushrooms. It's.quite interesting..Your father and I did some.yard work yesterday. He.raked up all the leaves, and.I set them on fire.yes, we.had a permit! It reminded.me of roasting chestnuts..Yesterday I was listening.to dead leaves rustle, and.all of a sudden a wave of.nostalgia crashed over me..Fall is such a lovely time!.Lovely, yet sad....I got so tired of writing.holiday cards that I must.have completely zoned out..I wrote some upside down,.filled one with nonsense, and.addressed one to the cat..The other day, I finally got.around to covering that fine.drawing you did on the.wallpaper during your 'young.artist' phase. Odd...I thought.your dad had the moustache..I'm always joyous on.Mother's Day, regardless.of whether you give me.flowers or worms!..Just so you remember..You know, as a mother, I'll.never let go of my precious.memories of you. Like those.fabulous, fun-filled 46.hours I spent in labor... You.were worth every minute!.Hey, child of mine! Isn't.this a wild foofaraw! Your.old dad's trying his hand at.this letter-writing thing!.Will wonders never cease?!.So, you know what today is?.Well, now, you'd have to.agree, I've been your dad for.quite a while, right? So I.was wondering... You don't.happen to remember exactly.when that began, do you? .Guess what!? I have great.news! We've decided to give.you your inheritance early!.You're rich!!!!.HA! April Fool's Day, dear!.No Bells for you!.Ugh... No...more...letters....I'm awfully sorry, dear, but.I've been writing letters all.day, and I am just bushed!.I promise to write a more.interesting one next time!.Is there any more magical.time than the holidays?.I think not! Flurries drifting.through the frosty night air,.footsteps crunching through.snow, family gatherings....I hope we make it through.the holidays without any of.last year's hoopla. That foul.eggnog still won't come out.of the drapes, and we never.did find Cindy's hamster....Dearest child of mine!.On this day, the day of your.birth, your parents wish you.nothing but happiness!.Wish you were here!..Today is a special day,.the anniversary of the.day you came into our.lives! I tell you, that was.the happiest day in all.my days! Happy birthday!.My! The moon looks simply.beautiful in the autumn sky..Sometimes I feel like I could.spend the rest of my life.gazing at the moon.....I get so worked up worrying.about huge storms coming.that when they don't arrive,.I feel kind of disappointed..Is that wrong?..I sure do love sauteed.mushrooms. But not as much.as your father! He ate so.many helpings last night,.I swear he started to look.like a mushroom himself!.You know when you eat.all the mushrooms out of.your mushroom pilaf, and all.that's left is brown rice? I.hate that! I need to improve.my mushroom-to-rice ratio! .Your father doesn't seem.to like having sardines for.dinner every night, but what.can I do?...I walked hand-in-hand with.your father down a gorgeous,.tree-lined street the other.day. The colors were lovely,.and he was just as handsome.as the day we met..Now that the snows have.melted, I can go for long.walks outdoors. It feels good.to stretch my legs after.being cooped up for so long!..I'm sure you'll face hardship.out there.after all, you're.out on your own with those.animals.but stick it out, no.matter what! You'll be fine,.I know it!.The other day, I was rooting.around in a cupboard, and a.pair of cockroaches popped.out and skittered into a hole.in the wall! Ick!! I nearly.swallowed my cough drop!!.I saw a swallowtail butterfly.basking in the sun yesterday..My, it was gorgeous! It was.almost as if it was a gift to.me from Spring herself!..When Old Man Winter relaxes.his icy grip and Dame.Spring blows warm breath.across my face, I sometimes.feel like a child being led.from one delight to another..The May weather must have.moved me to finish knitting.this sky-blue shirt for you!.Like the clear sky of spring,.let it breathe hope and .fresh life into your soul!.I've started taking swimming.classes to get ready for the.summer heat. Apparently,.my best stroke is "the.flounder." They tell me I.invented it! Isn't that cool!.I woke up in a great mood.today. Then, as I hung the.laundry on the line, the sky.clouded up, and it rained all.over my parade. Now I just.want to watch TV and sulk..I went to sleep with the AC.set to "Glacial," but I.didn't even have a cold in.the morning! I did have to.wait for my eyelids to thaw,.but that wasn't a big deal..Do you remember when we.planted the morning glories.in the front of the garden?.Well, one of them just.opened up and said "hello."....Not literally, of course!.Your father paid me the.nicest compliment today!.He said, "You look so fine.in your bathing suit that I.can't bear to look at you!"....Wait a minute..It...is...so...hot....Must...eat...ice...cream....by...the...gallon.......Ahh, summer! All I want to.do is eat watermelon, watch.fireworks, and collect.fascinating insects under.clear summer skies. And.a nap! On a picnic blanket!.It's so hard to sleep in this.heat! But just when I think.I can't take it, I remember.the time you fell asleep on.the air conditioner and got.stuck. That was a hoot! .A poem for my dear child:.Roused from sleep.by chimes of wind,.I close the window.and climb back in.....I love sleeping in..I love visiting the blue,.blue sea, and lying by.the surf, and falling asleep,.and waking up utterly burnt.to a crisp..Wait, no...I hate that part..Can you hear that?.Off in the distance....The siren song of a wild.insect! Listen to its.barbaric yawp!.Let's go BUG HUNTING!.Blue Sea.Blue Sky....Red nose!?.Sure enough, your mom.caught a cold this summer...My! I just saw a weather.report for your area, and it.looks cold over there! You.remember to bundle up and.watch your health, OK?.Remember! An apple a day....I was up all night knitting.a pair of gloves for you, but.it's the strangest thing....I must have been 'in the.zone,' because before I knew.it, I'd made a sweater!.If you get a cold, wrap your.throat in onion slices. And.if you have a fever, stick a.compress of minced garlic.under your armpits for an.hour. You mind your mother!.I made a snowman with your.dad for the first time in a.long while yesterday. It was.so much fun! When we were.done, it looked kind of like.you! Isn't that a hoot?.You know, your dad used to.call me his hot potato..Isn't that cute? But I swear,.on cold days, I'm no hot.potato! Instead, I magically.turn into a couch potato!.I woke up this morning, .started cooking breakfast,.and I made you a huge meal.before I remembered that you.moved out! It's OK, though..Your father ate it all..HAPPY NEW YEAR! It's been.my honor to provide you all.with the finest goods this.past year. I look forward to.seeing you all at my store!.                  Tom Nook.   .Weather Report..Expect normal snowfall and.ideal conditions for snowmen.and igloos this year. Mild.temperatures mean the lakes.shouldn't freeze this winter..For those who can't wait.for spring to arrive, we're.about to find out when it.will! Drop by the wishing.well at 7:00 a.m. on.February 2nd for the news!.It's almost Valentine's Day!.Don't forget to clean out.your mailbox so there's lots.of room for cards from your.special sweetie or sweeties!.              Postman Pete.Well, I finished DELIVERING.valentines to all of you....But when will I start.RECEIVING some?...*Cherry Blossom Festival*.Spring is upon us, and the.flowers will soon be.blooming! Join us April 5th-.7th for the annual Cherry.Blossom Festival!.Attention, residents of..$! The spring.sport season is upon us!.Stretch those winter-weary.limbs and take part in the.annual Spring Sports Fair!.      *Notice*.The Spring Sports Fair.will be held on the vernal.equinox. Stop by the wishing.well to watch the day's.exciting athletic events!. *Spring Sports Fair*.      Schedule of Events.   9:00 a.m. - Aerobics.  11:00 a.m. - Footrace.   1:00 p.m. - Ball-Toss.   3:00 p.m. - Tug-o'-War.*Come See the Blossoms!*.Join us April 5th-7th in the.wishing well plaza for the.Cherry Blossom Festival!.Come join us for this lovely.celebration of spring!.Spring is upon us! Flowers.and warmer temperatures.are a prelude to summer.fun! It makes me want to.fly a kite. Or a windsock..Be on the lookout for one!.              .%*Seasonal Weather Report*..$ can expect.a period of beautiful sunny.weather, with seasonal rains.due to set in by late June..Enjoy the sunshine!.         *Notice*.Fishing season is here!.Join us every Sunday in.June for our Summer Fishing.Tourneys! Can you catch a.prize-winning fish?.So, how'd you make out in.the first week of the Fishing.Tourney? Good? Bad? Catch.a lunker? Catch a boot?.Catch a cold? See you next.Sunday!              Chip.Well, thanks to everyone who.participated in the Fishing.Tourney! I hope I get to eat.all the tasty bass that you.all caught! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!.                      Chip. *Fireworks Festival*.Join us at 7:00 p.m. on July.4th to commemorate the.anniversary of the opening.of the train station, with.food, fun, and fireworks!.*Seasonal Weather Report*..$ can expect the.summer rains to end on or.around July 16th. Expect a.long stretch of hot summer.days after that!.It's not fair! Everyone else.got to see the fireworks,.but NO, not me! I had to.WORK! Why? It's not like.anyone came in anyway!.The place was deserted!.      *Notice*.Aerobics for Early Risers!.Join us every morning at.6:00 at the wishing well,.7.25 through 8.31, for.morning aerobics!.Starting today, I want to see.everyone at the wishing well.at oh-six-hundred hours!.Your friendly neighborhood.police dog will whip you into.shape for swimsuit season!!!. *Meteor Shower*.6:00 p.m., August 12th.Join us by the lake to see.this year's meteor shower.at its awe-inspiring peak!.You'll see stars!.Attention, citizens! Tomorrow.is the final day for morning.aerobics! Congrats to those.of you who joined. To the.rest: too bad you frittered.your summer away, lazybones!.     *Moon Viewing*..Join us .&.at 6:00 p.m. as we view the.tranquil autumn beauty of.the harvest moon..*Seasonal Weather Report*.Forecasts show heavy rains.expected through September..But a pleasant stretch of.Indian summer in October.should cheer you all up!.The fall sports season is.almost here! Since my.schedule doesn't allow me to.participate, I expect all of.you to pick up my slack!.                      Pete.*Fall Sports Fair*..Come to the wishing well.plaza on .( to.watch the events! It'll be.a wild time, guaranteed!.   *Fall Sports Fair*.      Schedule of Events.  9:00 a.m. - Aerobics. 11:00 a.m. - Footrace.  1:00 p.m. - Ball-Toss.  3:00 p.m. - Tug-o'-War.*Attention Mycologists!*.At long last, mushrooming.season is upon us! Yes, in.just four or five more days,.don your 'shrooming shoes.and hunt those mushrooms!.We have the best (and only).selection of Halloween candy.in town! Treat your trick-.or-treaters to the best! Be.sure to stock up before the.31st!        .%.     *Halloween Fun!*.       October 31st. Don't be caught out after.  dark! There's no telling.    what kind of trouble.       you'll run into!.  *Fall Fishing Tourney*.The fall fishing season is.here! If you're hooked on.fishing, join us every Sunday.in November to see if you've.got skills with the gills!.So how'd you do in the first.week of the tournament?.Floating to the top? Feeding.on the bottom? I'll have.many prizes next Sunday, too..                      Chip.The season of plenty is upon.us! Join us to celebrate our.bounty at the annual Harvest.Festival on the 4th Thursday.in November!..*Seasonal Weather Report*.November will see a stretch.of snow flurries, with.colder temperatures at dawn.and dusk. Take care not to.catch an early winter cold!.This Sunday is the final day.of the Fall Fishing Tourney!.Don't miss this opportunity.to catch some tasty, tasty.bass for me! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!.             Chip.  ! Winter Storm Warning !.A fierce cold front is fast.approaching .$,.with heavy snows forecast.for all neighboring regions..Watch out for snow drifts!.Happy holidays, everybody!.Jingle here! I'll be making.my rounds on the 24th again.this year to give gifts to.everyone on my list! I'll be.busy, so don't distract me!.New Year's Eve Countdown!.Join us December 31st at.11:00 p.m. for our annual.countdown celebration.by the lake! Let's ring in.the new year together!.*New Year Wishes*.Join us at the wishing well.plaza for our annual New.Year's Day festivities! Make.your New Year's wish and.get your fortune read!.Check your mailbox daily!.If your mailbox is filled up,.I can't deliver the mail!.Please, folks, it's my job, so.keep the mailboxes in order!.                      Pete.       ! Don't Litter !.Do you want to live in a.nasty filth-hole? Of course.not. So dump your garbage.in the dump! Trash days are.every Monday and Thursday..Ready to Spring Forward?.If you live in an area that.observes daylight saving.time, be sure to set your.clock ahead one hour at.at 2:00 a.m. next Sunday!.It's time to fall back!.If you live in an area that.observes daylight saving.time, be sure to set your.clock back one hour at.2:00 a.m. next Sunday................................................................................Here's a great tip! If your.room needs an exotic flair,.then get yourself a complete.set of exotic wares: table,.chair, bed, bureau, wardrobe,.bench, and lamp!.Need some love in your life?.Why not start by making.your house look lovely with.a lovely end table, chair,.bed, armchair, dresser, lamp,.and more? Isn't life lovely?.You're classy, and you know.it! Now you can show it.with the classic table,.chair, bed, sofa, cabinet,.clock, hutch, wardrobe,.carpet, and wallpaper!.For that perfect "Home On.the Range," try the ranch.set: the ranch wallpaper and.carpet perfectly complement.your table, bed, armchair,.chair, dresser, and couch!.Need a vacation? Well, who.doesn't? Transform your.home into a luxurious beach.resort with the cabana.armchair, table, bed, chair,.lamp, vanity, and wardrobe!.Now your home can be your.castle! Enhance the beauty.of the regal bed, dresser,.wardrobe, vanity, sofa, table,.and cupboard with the regal.carpet and wallpaper..Bring the soothing beauty of.the sea into your home with.a blue dresser, bookcase,.bed, chair, table, bench,.wardrobe, bureau, carpet,.and wallpaper!.Flaunt your hip sensibilities.with a complete set of.modern gear: modern carpet.and wallpaper, and a modern.chair, dresser, wardrobe,.bed, cabinet, and end table!.Make your pals green with.envy with the green set!.Just imagine it: your bed,.dresser, pantry, counter, and.everything you own in.glorious green!.Do you pine for the rural.simplicity of a remote.cabin? With the cabin table,.couch, bed, chair, wardrobe,.clock, and bookcase, you'll.be living the rustic life!.Are you young at heart?.Then you'll LOVE the kiddie.set! The kiddie dresser, bed,.couch, wardrobe, bookcase,.chair, and clock will bring.out the kid in you!.A quick household tip:.Some furniture sets aren't.available in any store!.Sadly, we at the Happy Room.Academy can't offer any.advice regarding these sets..If you like a nice, orderly.house.and we at the Happy.Room Academy do.then we.suggest you purchase all the.pieces in a furniture set!.Pay attention to set names!.Putting everything you own.in your room won't earn.you high marks for interior.design. Quite the opposite!.Think about what you need,.and plan accordingly!.A practical design is always.nice, but you may find that.impressing visitors with a.strange, yet artistic, layout.can also be satisfying. Let.creativity be your guide!.Decorating your home is .important, but that doesn't.make it easy! Instead of.trying to mix and match, it.may be easier just to collect.pieces from one set you like..Rare furniture and items you.can only get at annual.events or with raffle tickets.will boost your Happy Room.point total! Get these items..you'll be glad you did. .Helpful hints for happy.homemakers! Every piece.of furniture has a function..For example, if your dresser.faces a wall, it's useless!.Let the function guide you!.It can take a long time to.complete a furniture set.on your own. Why not enlist.the help of your neighbors?.Buy, sell, and trade your.way to a happy home!.Thank you for joining the.Happy Room Academy! We'll.be monitoring your progress.as you try to turn your home.into a masterpiece of style..Happy decorating!.Wouldn't you like to get..&? One lucky.individual will! I planted.one somewhere in Acre..'-.(! Good luck!.           .%./Treasure Hunt Time!/.Can you find my buried.treasure? It's somewhere in.Acre .'-.(. If you want.to know what it is, find it!.           .%.Free .t.&.for whoever finds it!.It's buried somewhere in.the .' acres. Hurry up!.It may already be gone!...One lucky ducky just might.find some super surprise.buried in Acre .'-.(!.I won't tell you what it is,.though! Can you find it?.    +.%+.Free .t.&.for whoever finds it! Woo!..Go dig in the .' acres!.You snooze, you lose!.      +.%+.Anyone who wants..&, start.digging in Acre .'-.(!.(It's not my fault if it's.already gone by the time.you get there/!).I buried my most prized.belonging in one of the..' acres. I know it's.a waste, but I guess I just.don't care. Finders keepers!.    from .%.To the folks of .)..I buried valuable treasure.somewhere in Acre .'-.(!..Take a peek out there.maybe.you'll find it....      from .%.I buried my .t.&.in one of the .( acres..I don't know why I did it..I was sleepwalking at the.time. Finders keepers!.      from .%.Hey, my peeps! .%.here reporting for..) News!.I've buried the greatest.treasure ever in one of the..' acres. Go find it!..% here! I've.buried something that.everyone'll love somewhere.in one of .)'s..' acres. Start digging!..What up! It's .%!.I've buried my favorite.thing in the world in Acre..'-.(! Be good sports.and see who can find it.first! Dig it!.Hey! It's .%! \.I buried..&.somewhere in Acre .'-.(..Whoever finds it, keeps it!.But you'll owe me big time!.Get in gear! It's time for a.treasure hunt! I buried..&. It's.somewhere in one of the..' acres. I ain't saying no.more. Find it for yourself!.I have one great present for.whoever finds it! ..It's .&..It's somewhere in one of the..( acres, so if you find it,.it's yours!.I've buried some treasure!.Isn't that generous of me?.Look for .&.buried somewhere in.Acre .'-.(. You'd better.step on it if you want it!.. Who wants to play my.little game? . If you can.find the .t.&.I buried in one of the .(.acres, it's yours! + But....It may already be gone! ;.++Yours for the taking!++.I buried .&.in one of the .( acres..Can you find it? If you can,.it's all yours! +++..Snow there! I do believe a.gift is in order.I surely.appreciate you building me!.This little .t.$.will keep anything as cool.as you. Take it, it's yours!.Snow nelly! Now THAT was.some snowman-building! I've.never been so well-crafted!.Take this .t.$.as my thanks! It's a real.piece of work.like you! ..Here's something for making.me such a noble snowman!.This .t.$ will.make sure you stay cool....Ah, just pulling your icicle!.It'll keep you warm! ..Here's a fine .t.$.as a token of my thanks..It's good, solid snowman.craftsmanship, so don't be.afraid to relax and chill.to your heart's content! ..This .t.$.is my way of saying thanks.for molding me into what I.am today! May this light.warm your home on even.the coldest day! ..How can I repay you for.making me into such a fine,.upstanding snowman? Aha!.Take this .t.$!.Careful not to hurt yourself.if you sit in the middle! ..This .t.$.is just a little token of my.thanks. After all the hassle.you went to building me, it's.the least I could do. Sorry.for the snowy reception! ..This .t.$ is.by far the coolest way ever.to store your things. I beg.you, please accept it as my.way of saying thanks for.creating me! ..You could have flaked, but.instead you took the time to.mold me into a fine figure!.I insist that you accept this..t.$ as a.thank-you. Enjoy! ..You wasted no time getting.me on my...uh...torso, .so this .t.$.is for you! I made sure to.synchronize it with the.station clock! ..I put my all into weaving.this .t.$.for you. / Thanks for making.me so handsome! You're the."icest" person I know, and.that's "snow" joke! Ha!.This .t.$.is as cool as the other side.of the pillow! Feel free to.put it up or just sell it to.help you get by.it's yours to.do with as you please! / .I recently decided to move.for reasons I prefer not to.go into. I can't tell you.where I'm going, but I will.say this: I won't forget you!.Best of luck.to both of us..I know this is sudden, but....I had to leave the village..I don't know where I'm.headed, but don't worry.I'll.get by somehow. Thanks for.all you've done for me!.I'm moving. There, I said it..I'd tell you where I'm going,.but if you were to come to.visit, I...just know I'd cry..Please forgive me for going..This is how things must be..I'm leaving town, and I'm.not telling anyone where I'm.going, but don't you worry!.I'm off on a grand adventure.that's totally going to rule!.Wish me luck in my new life..I awoke the other day with.the wanderlust, so I just up.and left. Wild, huh? On the.road, destination unknown!.Anyway, thanks for dealing.with my craziness!.I realize this is a little.cuckoo, but I've decided to.move. Have I lost it? No!!!.I've just got to try to get.a fresh start. I don't even.know where I'm going yet!.I'm writing to tell you I left..' secretly, so.don't bother looking for me..See, I... Well, I just had to.leave, OK? Let it lie. And.if possible...send me fruit!.I have a hunger...and while.I normally just grab a snack.to fill up, this hunger will.only be satisfied by exotic.foods from far-off lands..So, I'm now a wanderer! .Well now, I bet your bottom.Bell you didn't expect me to.cut out and split town, huh?.Nope, I shocked the world!.I'm turning over a new leaf..see you on the flip side!.Ah, parting is such sweet,.sweet...something or other..I forget the rest of that.saying. Anyway, I had to.leave .',.but I'll never forget you!.Hey! How ya been, jellybean?.I know, I know...you're real.bummed that I left, right?.Well, that's the way it goes!.Even if our paths never meet.again, we'll still be friends!.So, I bolted to begin a long.journey of discovery. When.will I be back? Never!.But turn that frown upside.down.I am who I am! You.be you, and life'll be fine!.How're things? Good? That's.nice. Well, enough chitchat!.Did you notice I left town?.What's wrong with you?.Not that I expected a going-.away party or anything....Well, my streak continues....I just can't seem to settle.down in any town for long..This is kind of odd, because.I've said so many goodbyes,.but this one actually hurts....Sorry if this throws you for.a loop, but I'm ditching this.one-human town, and I may.not be coming back. Thanks.for being tolerable. Maybe.we'll meet again sometime..I can't stand for anyone to.see me cry... You must know,.that's the only reason I left.without saying goodbye..Even now, the tears are....I can't bear it! Farewell!.During my entire move,.I was sure I was forgetting.something. You know what it.was? I forgot to say adieu.to you. I hope this letter.will ease your devastation....I'm sure you've become an.emotional wreck looking for.me, but I'm gone now! I'm.sorry I left without a word..It isn't like I don't like you..It was just time to move on..Your current layout earns..$ points, but the size.of your house is wasted..Why have all that space if.you don't fabulize it?.     .( .), .'.Congratulations! You've.earned .$ points!.This is the first time you've.broken 70,000 points! We.here feel you've earned this.small reward..Congratulations! You've.earned .$ points!.You've achieved the.impossible and broken the.100,000-point barrier!.Please accept this gift..................................................We would like to offer our.utmost gratitude for your.recent, generous donation of..%. You can.find it on exhibit in our.musuem in .$..We would like to offer our.gratitude for your donation.of a fine .t.%,.but sadly, there is already.one on display in our.museum in .$..Thank you for the donation.of your .t.%..Regrettably, this piece does.not suit any of our current.collections, so we must.respectfully return it to you..Thank you very much for.your .t.%..However, we respectfully.request that you make all.donations through your.own village's museum..The .$ museum.has completed its collection!.We'd like to offer our thanks.to all your contributions.Please accept our gift to.mark this joyous occasion......................................................................................Congratulations on your.victory in the Fishing.Tourney! You really made.a big splash! Nyuuuk nyuk!.The prize you hooked is this..t.$!.Congrats on reeling in a.Fishing Tourney victory!.Nyuuuk nyuk nyuk! I'm.sending you your prize,..$! Remember,.there's always a bigger fish!.Congratulations on landing a.Fishing Tourney victory!.Here's the .t.$.you netted! Keep it up, and.the prize will never be the.one that got away!.Congrats on hooking up a.Fishing Tourney victory!.What'd you use, the old."bait and switch"? Nyuk!.Here's your .t.$..That winning bass was tasty!..$ .%.Fishing Tourney Results!.Champion: .&, for.catching a .'-incher!.Your prize is in the mail!.             from Chip..$ .%.Fishing Tourney Results!.Champion: .&, for.catching a .'-incher!.Catch you next time! Nyuk!.                    -Chip..$ .%.Fishing Tourney Results!.Champion: .&, for.catching a .'-incher!.Hook me up with some bigger.fish next time!       -Chip..$ .%.Fishing Tourney Results!.Champion: .&, for.catching a .'-incher!.A fish-tastic prize is on its.way!                -Chip.We'd like to offer you a.token of our appreciation in.honor of your most loyal.patronage, as well as to.commemorate the fact that.you saved one million Bells!.We'd like to offer you a.token of our appreciation in.honor of your most loyal.patronage, as well as to.commemorate the fact that.you saved ten million Bells!.We'd like to offer you a.token of appreciation, and.express our utter surprise..We never expected anyone to.save up one hundred million.Bells! Please accept this..We never thought anyone.could save so much money,..%. Incredible!.Surely, you are the only one.in the entire world to whom.we've sent this letter!.The weirdest thing happened.to me! Check it out: I dozed.off while reading your letter.(not that it was boring!),.and when I woke up, I found.this sitting in front of me!.Yesterday, I was out jogging.when this guy I'd never seen.before goes, "You know the.password?" When I told him.about your letter, he gave.me this!.Hey, I showed my uncle your.letter, and he freaked out!."The hero!" he yelled. "The.great hero has come, as the.tales foretold! You must give.this to him!" Nutty, huh?.Hey, who told you that.password!? I mean, after.all this time, YOU'RE the one.I'm supposed to give our.ancient family heirloom to?.Oh well. That's fate for you..I can't believe it. You, of.all people, knew my pass-.word. Long ago, I was told."When the secret-bearer.appears, give the gift you've.kept for years." Dunno why..What madness is this!? I.have a magic chest that.never opens, but I read this.boorish letter of yours.aloud, and suddenly, the.lock opens to reveal this!.The weirdest thing happened!.I dozed off while I was.reading your letter, and.when I woke up, all the.words on it had vanished!.Isn't that a little odd?.So I was just out running.around when this guy I'd.never seen before asked me.for the "password." I gave.him that letter you wrote,.but he just laughed at me!.Hey, so I show my uncle your.letter, and he gets all freaky.and screams, "What the heck.are these chicken scratches?.This doesn't even make.sense!" Boy, was he mad..You think you know my.password? You don't know.anything! I'm not about to.give you my ancient family.heirloom! I swore to keep it.safe until the One appears!.I have no idea what that.password you sent was,.you irritating little gnat!.Bug me all you want. You're.not getting anything from.me. Mind your own beeswax!.What was that letter meant.to be, some sad little love.note? I should show it to.everyone so they'd all see.just how crazy you are!.Still...it IS kind of cute..Thank you very much!.It's nice to know that you.like me so much! I might as.well tell you the feeling.is definitely mutual... +...$! You voted.for me in that contest?.Golly, thanks so much! ..I totally like you even more.now! You're the best ever!.+++.Wow, .$! Boy,.is my face red! You voted.for me in that contest?.I forgot to vote for me, and.I didn't think anyone would!.So thanks for the ego boost!.What up, .$?.Why didn't you tell me you.thought I was that cool?.No biggie.I know now!.Thanks for the shout-out!..Hey, .$!.I heard you voted for me in.some contest? Dang it! Don't.do that again! Winning stuff.makes the corners of my.mouth stretch up painfully!.Thank you so, so much! +.Don't be coy.I know you.voted for me in that contest..I like you, .$..A lot. I hope we'll be close.for a long, long time. +..* told me a.little secret about you.....You voted for me, huh?.That was so nice of you!.I wanted to thank you, so I.got you this...* told me all.about it! I was, like, totally.floored to hear that you like.me so much! Wowser! +.Thanks for voting for me in.that contest!!! ...* gave me.some tasty info.you voted.for me in a contest! Whoa!.Sweetness! I guess some.thanks are in order, huh?.OK, here you go......* says that you.voted for me in the contest!.Dude! I had no idea you.thought so highly of my.coolness! Thanks for the.mad props! Yeaaah!..* told me all.about it. Yeah, that's right!.Don't deny it! You voted for.me, didn't you? DIDN'T you!?.What, I'm nice, now? NICE?.ME? ..................Well, thanks..I heard some gossip about.you from .*.... ..You voted for me in that.contest, didn't you? Well....you have good taste! +.Thank you ever so much!.Have you ever heard the call.of Mother Ocean speaking.in the gentle waves? I have..She said you voted for me.in a contest. Is it true? Are.YOU true? Think about it..So...you actually like me?.Weird. I think I prefered.not knowing that morsel.of information. Oh, well. I'm.out of practice at this, but.I guess I owe you something..Why is it my fate to be.loved by the world I chose.to leave behind? How can I.respond when I loathe all of.society's cries of approval?.I don't know how to react..Ohhh, DUDE! I heard the.most killer story! There was.this huge contest...and you.voted for ME! So...RAD!.You rock my world! You rip!.Hang loose, surf-rah!.Hmmm... I must admit, your.actions have taken me aback..The boldness! The absolute.cheekiness! To think, you'd.vote for me! My charisma.has grown too powerful!.So, you like me, huh? That.is so adorable! Really, that's.just too precious! I don't.encourage flattery as a rule,.but in your case, I'll make a.+special+ exception!.Did you you vote for me in a.contest? Truly, I can't begin.to express my gratitude.for this honor. I'd open my.shop 24 hours a day if I.could! Come again soon!.Word is you voted for me.in some contest or other. As.a traveling artist, I have.really limited means...so this.is all I can offer in thanks..Now, off to procure lunch!.Did you vote for me in.some kind of contest?.That was very nice of.you. Thank you. Please.accept this. I can't wait.for our next trade-in..How's your whole deal going,.babe? Hot hot hot, I hope!.Listen, darling, I heard the.word that you liked me....and all I have to say is.FABU! You have fine taste!.Where in the wide world did.you find a contest to vote.for me in, junior? Honestly!.As old as I am, I don't even.think I'd be picked for jury.duty! Still...I thank you..I see you...standing before a.square box...somewhere....You look puzzled... Something.troubles you. Yes...but....Ah hah! You overcome doubt.and choose wisely.... Good..I've received reports from..* claiming that.you voted for me in a.contest! I believe this intel.to be true, repeat, true..Thank you for your support!.Boo! Heh heh...I guess that's.less scary in writing. So, we.only meet once a year, but.you remembered me! Thanks!.This Halloween, I'll give you.a free gift! Trick or treat!.Well, you're certainly more.nice than naughty! Are you.sure I'm your favorite? Talk.about jolly! It's nice to be.accepted for the average.reindeer that I am...* told me you.like me. Well, that's just.plain nice. I hope this finds.you well.things are going.great with Pelly. Her sister,.Phyllis, still hates me...* tells me you.voted for me in a contest..Did you? Do you really like.me that much? I'm so.flattered! Aren't you just a.little sweetheart?.Did you really vote for me?.I thought nobody liked me,.so I'm a little shocked..Now that I think about it,.why was my name even on.the ballot? That's irritating!..* tells me that.you voted for me in some.kind of contest. We've only.talked a little on the train,.so I'm amazed you even.remember me! Thanks!.Hey, thanks for checking out.my jams by the station and.for all your support.having.fans is so far out, man..I'm glad your ears are into.the scene. See you Saturday!.What's this .*.told me about a contest? If.it's a fishing contest, says.me, I'm there! But no! It's a.popularity test? For fish?.Boy, was I ever confused!.Until my conversation with..*, I had no.idea anyone liked me much..I'm amazed. Maybe now.I'll get self-confidence....Maybe.....* told me that.you voted for me in some.contest or something. Sweet!.I'm better than Tommy at.something! Whoop! There.it is! Can you feel it?!..* says you voted.for me in a contest..Thanks! Seriously! Wait'll.I tell Timmy that you chose.me over him! He'll be so.jealous, his fur'll fall out!.Crazy Redd here! Rumor has.it your eyes are trained to.see true quality in more.than just furniture! Thanks.for your support! I'm crazy.about you, kid! Crrrrrazy!..$, .*.told me everything. I figured.you hated me, because I only.see you when I'm...so very,.very, angry at you. How odd..Your vote changes nothing!!!.Ahoy! I felt so stalked..I mean, shocked.when I.heard you voted for me! Ha!.That's...really very cool.and great. Thanks! Good luck.and everything!..* tells me that.you voted for me in a.contest! But you have so.many friends. Why me? Oh,.who cares? Hooray! I'm the.monkey king of the world!!!..* was so good.as to inform me that you.chose to cast your vote for.yours truly. I feel profoundly.honored. I should hope that.I continue to impress!.I mostly avoid contact with.landlubbers, but I hear ye.picked me as yer favorite.shipmate or somethin'. Well,.I'm in yer debt. Ye really.float me boat, too!.Ever since I heard you voted.for me in that contest, I've.been in stitches! I just bust.into giggles of delight with.no warning! It's a little bit.embarrassing! But thanks!.I can't believe you voted for.me, despite the fact that.we've never really talked..Wow. I wish we had more.time to get to know each.other. Instead, take this...* tells me that.you voted for me. What for?.I had no idea there was.even an election! Did I win?.Am I still mayor? Why does.no one tell me these things?.The spirits told me that you.voted for me in a contest..I hope you won't live to.regret your choice........* told me what.you said. Truly, that's just.the nicest thing I've heard.in a long time. I never win.anything, what with the job.and all. How nice for me!.What a surprise! I never.dared hope that someone.with a face as plain as.mine could be so popular!.I'd better get all gussied up.for my acceptance speech!.You voted for me? Why? Is.it because I'm tasty? And.tender? And juicy? You want.to eat me, don't you?!.You don't? Really??? In.that case, thanks..I am amazed that anyone.would vote for me. You truly.do love the environment..I hope I can encourage you.to continue to care for.the trees..What's this about a secret?.I'm really sorry, but I have.no clue what you mean..If you don't mind, please.write something more.coherent on your next note..What secret? Are you nuts?.Am I? I have no idea what.you're talking about! Did you.eat something that made you.go crazy? Don't worry.that.happens to us animals, too!.I have no idea what secret.you're talking about! You're.not involved in something.you shouldn't be, are you?.I've always wondered about.some of your friends.....Huh, .$?.Secrets? Say what? If you're.talking about ninja secrets,.I know them all...but about.whatever secret you're.talking about, I'm clueless..Hey, .$! Are.you sure you meant to send.that letter to me? I have no.idea what secret you're.yapping about! Matter of.fact, I doubt anybody would!.What secret? I don't know.any secrets, and even if I.did, I wouldn't tell them to.anybody! Of course, if it's.hot gossip you want, I'm.the girl with the goods!.Hey, thanks for entering..I have great news! You won.the drawing! Congrats!.You must be so happy!...Hey there, you! Thanks for.taking part in my contest..I'm writing to inform you.that, oh, by the way,.YOU TOTALLY WON!.Congrats, .$!.Thanks for entering your.name. It looks like it was.worth it for you, because.you won. You're so lucky,..$!..Yo! Entering this contest.was the smartest thing you.ever did! Why? Because you.won, that's why! Dang! Why.couldn't it have been me,..$? Double dang!.Nothing ever goes my way..I must've been born under a.bad sign. Why didn't I win?.WHY?!? Why did it have.to be you, .$!?.Here's your .t.(..Well, you must think you're.pretty lucky. You, my dear,.have won my contest!.Congratulations! Here's your.prize: .(...Thank you very much for.entering, but unfortunately,.you didn't win. I'm really.sorry. Better luck next time!...Hey there! Thanks a bundle.for entering the contest, but.I'm really sorry to say you.didn't win! Oh well! That's.the way the cookie crumbles,..$! Next time!.Thanks for entering...but you.didn't win... Bummer. Well, I.guess that's luck for you,..$... Sometimes,.bad luck's the only kind you.get. Better luck next time!.Hey, thanks so much for.entering! I never expected.such an enthusiastic.response! Too bad you didn't.win, but don't let it get you.down, .$!.CONGRATULATIONS....on not winning. Too bad..There are no consolation.prizes, but please feel free.to try again sometime!..Thank you so very much for.entering my drawing, but I'm.sorry.you didn't win. Don't.be too broken-hearted,.though. Maybe you'll have.better luck next time!.Hey, listen, I don't know.what secret you're talking.about. You'll just have to.explain yourself a little.better next time, all right?..Hey there! Listen, I'm really.sorry, but I don't have the.slightest idea what your.letter meant! Were you trying.to tell me a secret, or did.you want me to tell one?.What's all this "secret".stuff you're talking about?.Whatever it is, it went.completely over my head..In fact, you're starting to.freak me out a little bit..What's up, .$?.If you're talking about ninja.secrets, I know them all!.But I definitely don't know.anything about that secret.you sent me..So, .$, what.was with that letter? Did.you mean to send it to me?.Because I sure don't know.the secret you're talking.about. Get it together!.Secret? What secret? I'm.sure I don't know it! If it's.gossip you want to hear,.I can tell you the next time.we go for a walk together!.When is that again?+.You won't believe this.I saw.your name printed in..&.'! I guess.you won something! I picked.it up for you, so here you.go! Congratulations!.Hey! This reporter from..&.' was in.town asking about you,..$! She said you.won a contest, and she gave.me the prize to give to you!.I tried to enter a contest.in .&.',.but I was really sleepy at.the time, and I wrote your.name instead. Well, you won,.so here's your prize!.We are two lucky dogs! I.saw both our names in a.list of contest winners in..&.'! I won, too,.so I picked up your prize.along with mine! Here!.Talk about a prank gone.haywire! I sent a letter to..&.' and signed.it ".$"! Well.guess what! You won this..(! Sheesh!.Are you the type that enters.your name in every contest.that comes around? I saw.your name in .&.'..You finally won! Here's your..(..I entered your name in a.contest in .&.',.but it turns out you didn't.win. Oh, well. It's the.thought that counts, right?..A reporter from..&.' was.in town the other day. She.said you didn't win the.contest you entered..Better luck next time!.I entered this contest in..&.', but I.was pretty sleepy, and I.accidently entered your.name. Sorry, but you didn't.win. Maybe next time!.We are so unlucky,..$. Neither of.our names was in the list.of contest winners in..&.'....Lame!.What a great prank! I.entered your name in a.contest, but you lost!.I checked the winners in..&.', but.you weren't in there!.I'm sorry to bear the bad.news, but you didn't win.that contest that you entered.in .&.'..Better luck next time!..Umm, I don't really.understand that letter.you sent me. What was it?.Some kind of password?.It didn't make much sense.to me. .What was with that letter.you sent me? It was all.weirded-out! Was it some.kind of code? Well, I sure.don't get it, .$!.I think you're just nuts!.Hey, when you send me.letters with secret codes.in them, make sure the.secret codes make sense..Otherwise, it's just no fun.at all!.What's the deal? That letter.didn't make any sense!.Was it some kind of ninja.password? 'Cause that would.be cool! Yeah, ninjas are.way cool..Hey! Did you send that.letter to the wrong guy?.Just what are you up to?.Are you some kind of spy?.Was that a secret code?.Answer me!!!.I am afraid I don't know.how to respond to your.secret code. To be honest, it.stirred up emotions in me.that I didn't know I had,.like confusion....Hi, .$..How are things? Going well,.I hope! Obviously, I'm pretty..&.'..And to that, I say pthhpth!.Take care!.Hi, .$!.What's up? I'm doing great!.If I had to sum up my.mood, I'd say I'm feeling..&.',.I guess....)..Hello, .$. How are.you? Me? Do you need to.ask? I'm as happy as..&.',..)!.See you soon!.How have you been doing?.I've been having fun doing..&.'.every day! You should try it,.too! What do you say,..)?.Hi there! How ARE you? In.case you can't tell, this is.Tangy! Do you know why.I'm called Tangy? 'Cause I'm..&.'!.But that's our secret!.You have to understand that.I'm .&.'..Don't forget it! And take.good care of my PR photo,..)! I did give.you one, right?.I want to become the kind.of versatile actress that can.do action flicks, too. Then.everyone will say I'm..&.',..)..How have you been,..$? I'm great,.as usual. I've been.spending my days doing..&.'. It's.great, .)..I wonder what it's like.to get sore muscles from..&.'....That's all I can think about.these days, .)...Hi, .$. How have.you been? Good, I hope. You.really should get out and do.more .&.'. .Otherwise, you'll get fat,..)..Hi. How are things? I'm.fine. I just wish I were as.young and sprightly as you..I like the way you listen.to .&.'...What's up, .$?.Are things good? When you're.beat, you should eat..&.'.and sleep. Nothing makes.me feel better, .)!.If I had to say what I was.best at...it would be..&.'..I guess. But that's our.secret...Hi, .$. I've.been spending all my time.baking sweets. I even.made .&.'.last Sunday, .)!..Hi there! How is everything,..$? So, what.kind of music do you like?.I'm all about the..&.'.lately, .)..I like ants. They are so....how should I put this?.....u.&.'!.I can't get enough of it,..)!..Hey! What's going on?.Don't get so stressed.over minute details!.Do a little .&..' and burn.off some of that stress..How are you, .$?.I don't like complications..I like things to be simple..Try to be a little more..&.',..)..Hi. Have you been working.out much lately? I've been.spending all my time on..&.'.lately. Anyway, gotta.run!.Hey, how have you been?.I've been wasting my time.on .&.'.and stuff like that. The.more you relax, the less.stress you have!.Hi, .$. I had this.dream the other night.where I became the.champion of .&..'. You were.the judge..Hey, .$! I'm.going to throw a ..&.'.party, so dress yourself up!.I just hope I can make a..&.'..Hey, .$. Once.you make up your own.mind, don't pay any heed.to what others say. Just be..&.'...Nothing looks cuter than.a tutu, .)..It's so .&.',.don't you think? +...Hello, .$. How.have you been? I'm just.heavenly, of course..I just want to scream..&.',..)..Have you ever been in.trouble? Well, you just think.of me as your..&.'!.If I feel like it, I'll help.you out, .)..I don't know why, but I love.the taste of bamboo..I just love eating..&.' on.the weekend, .)+..Hey, .$. Have.you put on some weight.lately? Maybe you should.try a little exercise, like..(!..Do you know what I'm.best at? I bet you'd never.guess .&.'!.That's why I don't scare.easily at night, .)...Letters are a real pain..So I'm just going to give.you a nice little..(,..). Enjoy!..Be thorough at everything.you do. That's my motto!.In fact, I was up all night.working on my..&.' the.other night, .)!.I hate it when things are.out of line, .)!.I like them as straight as.a .&.'!.Never bend, .$!.Never, .)!.The other day, a..&.'.came to my place,..). I was kind.of surprised, but it was.nice....Hello, .$..Everyone says my house is.too elegant, but I'm actually.thinking of getting my own..&.'..I go well with anything..Hello, .$. I think.it's about time for me to.change my feathers. Do you.think .&.'.would look good? Maybe I.should check out your place..Aces high, .$!.Not that I care, but you.seem like you're into..&.' and.stuff like that, .)..Maybe I'll go too next time!.Don't lose, .$!.Whatever you do, just don't.give up! And if things get.rough, have a little..&.'.and relax, .)..Hey, hey! How have you.been? You know what?.Eating a vitamin-packed ..&.'.once in a while really.boosts your stamina!.What's cookin'? I had this.dream that we had a..&.'-eating.contest, .)..You ate like a horse!..Just a quick heads up!.If all you ever do is..&.', you'll.never have much luck..No, .)?.That's all I have to say!.How are you these days?.Everyone tells me my house.is too saucy, so maybe I'll.see if I can't find a..&.'.to tone it down..Hey, hey! How are things,..)? I'm working.on my .&.'.on a daily basis!.You should too!..I think I want to eat..&.'....without cooking it first.......Hi. How are you? Do you go.see movies much,..$? I like to.see .&.'.films. But only at home on.TV..How are you? I had this.awesome dream that I beat.you to become the local..&.' champ!.But let me tell you, you.were one tough competitor!.Despite what you may think,.I can actually do..&.', .)!.Well, .$?.Has your opinion of me.changed now?.How are you? I have this.question I've been wanting.to ask you, .$..What kind of movies do you.like? I just love watching..&.' films!.Whoa! .$! I know.I'm pretty dumb and don't.know much, but I think I'm.going to read the..&.' and try.to learn something!.When I'm really mad, I just.take a deep breath and think.about .&.'..It's surprisingly soothing..What? You knew! CURSES!..Hidey-ho! How are you,..$? Tell me,.what's your favorite color,..)? I like pink!.It just makes me feel so..&.'!.How are you doing?.I'm doing all right,..). Even my friends.call me .&.'..See you!..Hello. I love stuffed animals..And not just bears. I'd be.happy to get a stuffed..&.'.any day! If only they made.them, .)!.How have you been? I've.been wondering a lot about..&.' lately..Just thought I'd let you.know. See ya soon!..Are you doing well?.Tell me, .$, what.is your favorite color?.I love pink. It just feels so..&.'..Do you know what I mean?.Yo! What's up? Things been.cool with you? I've been.mostly .&.',..). Now that we're.up to date on things, see.you later!.Have you been well?.Lately, I've been totally and.completely obsessed with..&.'..I can't help myself,..)..I really like people I can.count on when I need to..I guess you could say that's.my type of person..Really .&.'.people are so dreamy!.Have you been well? I know.it's not the latest thing, but.I've been really into..&.' lately..Have you tried it? It's good for.your health!.My house is surrounded.by plants. It feels like my.own personal cafe..Next time you come to visit,.I just might make..&.' for you!.No matter how hard things.get, I just can't dwell on it..Be .&.'!.That's what I say. But if.anything were to happen to.you, I might cry..How are things?.I picked up this..(, but it.would just go to waste if I.kept it, so I'll let you have.it, .)..What's kicking? Say, didn't.you say you wanted my..(,..)? Didn't you? I.honestly can't remember, but.it's yours anyway!.Hi! How are you? Have I.ever told you my dream?.I want to turn my house.into a library! Right now.it's still .&.',.though, .)..Someday I wish someone.would say to me, "Biskit,.you've really become quite..&.'." So,.here! I'm giving you my..(..Hi, there! I really hate.having too much stuff in.my house. Don't you feel..&.'.when things are too messy,..)?.What kinds of things do.you like? I like fossils. A.lot! It's just so absolutely..&.' that.something that huge.could have ever lived!.Aren't peaches great?.They're so .&.',..). I love 'em!.Except when they fall.and hit me on the head.....Umm, don't you think I'm.prettier than I was before?.I actually changed my.makeup, .)..Don't I have a much more..&.' feel?.I want to be the spokesgirl.for .&.'..Don't you think I'm.perfectly suited for it,..$? Don't you,..)?.Were you ever any good at.sports? Not me! I'm horrible.at them. But a long time ago,.I did play a little..&.',..)..Hi. What's up? Are you.keeping in shape?.I've been pretty..&.' as of.late, .)! Well,.that's the news!.I really like the movie..&.',..)! I've seen.it, like, four times already,.but I still cry every time.I watch it..What's quackin'? Are things.good? Things are good for.me. I guess you could say.I'm .&.',..)! See you soon!..How are you? I'm having.a great month, .)!.My .&.' is.feeling pretty sore today..It's great! Hey, have a nice.week!.Uh, why were you in my.dream the other night?.You were wearing this..&.' outfit..You looked great,..)..My boyfriend is so..&.'!.Are you shocked,..)? I guess.weirdness really catches.my fancy. +++.Whenever someone tells.me "you look like so-and-.so," I get pretty..&.', .)..Don't you?..The other day, I picked.up a .&.',..). It looked pretty.delish, but I don't think.I can eat it. Too bad.....Guess what! All my clothes.are extra-large,..). Isn't that totally..&.'?.Isn't it?..You must tell me.is there.anything that you're totally.obsessed with? You know,.that you're collecting? I'm.all about green furniture!.It's so .&.'!.Don't you think I've been.unusually .&.'.lately, .)? Well,.I have. So I want you.to have my..(!.Don't judge a book by.its cover, .$!.Open your heart!.Stop and look at some..&.' scenery!.Can't see any? Too bad!.Have you been well?.I have been magnificent!.I'm most busy with my..&.' practice..I should like to challenge.you to a match!.Did you know I sing..&.' ballads.quite often? I'd like it if.I could sing one to you,.sometime! I know I'm good!..Have you seen my Froggy.Chair? I love seeing the.look on my guests' faces.whenever they sit in it..They always look so..&.'!.The other night I ate wild.mushrooms...in a dream..Now I want to eat them so.badly, I feel totally..&.',..)..Lately, everyone has been.saying "Huck, you seem so..&.'.".I don't know why though,..).....I have never let myself.off guard for even a.second. Never! Except when.I am sleeping. Especially.when I'm having a..&.' dream!.I don't really know what.to write, .)..I guess I can say that I.am .&.'!.Good-bye!..Lately, everyone has told.me I look like..&.'!.It's kind of embarrassing,..)...Don't think I'm weird or.anything. I'm just always.trying to make my house a.little more..&.'..That's all, .)..Hey, do you like soccer?.I do, .). It's.the coolest. I just wish.they'd cut out the..&.'...Oh, where is my prince,.and what could he be.doing? Whenever I start.thinking such thoughts, I.always start feeling so..&.', .)..Lately I've been told I'm.very .&.'..I've heard it a lot,..). But that's a.compliment, right,..$? Right?!.Rock on! Whenever anyone.asks me about music, I say.rock on! Yeah! I couldn't.care less about that crazy..&.' music!.You got me? Yeah!.For some strange reason,.a lot of .(.have been gathering.around me lately. Do you.suppose our fates are tied.together, .)?.Have you been studying at.all, lately? You have to be.sure you complete your.studies! But once you do,.it's OK to eat some delicious..&.', .)..Hey! Don't be such a slacker!.Get out and get that body.moving! Move to that..&.' rhythm.and dance all night!.Feel the fever!.People think they're so.funny . I've been asked."Do you want a banana?".at least 20,000 times! The.answer is NO! I like..&.', .)!.It never seems to stop..I am totally cramped up.from .&.',..). If only it.really would last forever...I love exercising so much,.I just can't help myself..Every day, I could go all.out in .&.'.and feel totally fine! I.never cramp up!.Rollo is a really cool name,.but it's so weird....I forget it sometimes. Maybe.it would have been better if.I had been named something.like .&.'....Isn't .&.'.totally delicious? I'm on this.special diet, so I get to eat.it every day, .)!.Maybe you should try it!.The diet, I mean..Hello. I just want you to.know that I'm working on.being a little more casual..I can't always be so..&.'. That.would be embarrassing..Hi. How are you? I'm good..One could even say I'm..&.'..Yup. That's the truth..See you later, .)...No matter what you may.think, I'm very fast! If we.were in a .&.',.there's no way I'd lose!.So? How does that make you.feel about me?.Howdy, .$..People often mistake me for.someone who is hard to.please. But actually, I think.I'm much more of a..&.', .)..I've been thinking, and I've.come to the conclusion that..$ is a good.name. It seems very..&.'. I had to.tell you that, .)..Hello. How have you been?.I am wonderful, of course!.I'm spending my days..&.'..Toodles, .)!..Everyone says my room looks.like a little kid's room, but.kids' rooms are full of.dreams! Don't you think?.It makes me feel all..&.', .)..Whoa, .)! I've.been so obsessed with..&.'.lately. Maybe we can have a.little one-on-one match.one of these days!.Hello! How are things?.Things are A-OK with me!.I've been spending all my.time doing a little..&.' lately..See you soon, .)!.I have a question....Have you ever done any..&.', .)?.It's very fun! Let me tell you!.That's all I've been doing.lately, .)..Isn't .&.'.totally fun? How do you.even describe it? It's like....Totally the "in" thing,..)!..Can you tell me what your.secret to interior design is?.My secret is not to let a.room feel too lived in, but.rather to give it a very..&.' feel!.Tell me, my friend....Do you read books? My.current recommendation.is .&.'..Once you start reading it,.you just can't stop!.HI! How are things,..)? I'm just.splendid, as usual..To be more precise, I'm.so very .&.',..). So VERY!.G'day, .$!.Have you ever tried..&.'? It's.a total blast! That's all.I've been doing. I'm totally.addicted, .)!.You better not be making.fun of me 'cause I live in.a house with a straw mat!.It's like .&.'..totally convenient,..)!.How are you, .)?.I recently dreamt that I.became a .&.',..). Cool, eh?.See you soon!..Do you read much? I don't..At least not usually. But.when I do, I usually read..&.'. Harder.stuff makes my head.hurt!.I have news! I've actually.started .&.',..). I'm still.pretty awful at it, but I hope.we can do it together.sometime, .$!.Sundays really are for.relaxing, aren't they,..)? That being the.case, you'll probably need.this .(...I've been told that I'm..&.' a lot.lately, .). Do you.think it's because I'm.always out training,..)?.What's up? I know exercise.and practice are important.and all, but once in a while.you need to sit back and.enjoy a little..&.', .)..You good, .)?.Who, me? I'm incredible!.You could even say I'm..&.'!...I am so caught up in..&.' right.now, .)! It's.surprisingly fun! What do you.say? Are you willing to.give it a try?.Hello, there. I'm not poor..I'm not. And you need to know.that. I just enjoy a lifestyle.that has a little..&.'. You.know...atmosphere!.I've given it some thought,.and I've decided that..&.' really is.better cold......What kind of music do you.listen to? I'm really into..&.'. It's all I.listen to now, .)..I bet you weren't expecting.that! Neither was I! +.You know how they say you.shouldn't judge someone.based on their appearance?.I think they say that because.of me. I'm as honest as a..&.'..Hey there, happy you! I bet.even someone as happy as.you feels low once in a.while. Whenever you do, just.eat some .&.'..That should pick you up!.Every once in a while, I.get cravings for...very.strange foods. Like..&.'... You.say it's not that strange?.Why didn't you think of it?.Where are you? I can tell.you where I've been! I've.been making sweets!.Yesterday I tried making..&.'..It wasn't so hot..No! You must not! You.cannot! Do not eat any.creatures of the sea!.Eat .&.'.instead, .)!..Have you ever been in my.house? I tried to give it a.desert feel, but I couldn't.find any matching furniture,.so it turned out kind of..&.'..What's going 'round? I tell.you, this year, I'm definitely.going to do some..&.', .)!.Just you wait!..I'm pretty bored these days,.so I'm thinking of starting..&.', .)..Would you like to join me,..$? Are you.even capable of it?.How are you? I have some.advice for you. Don't dress.like too much of a dolt,..). Look into being.more .&.'!.Got that, .)?.Despite looking the way I.do, I can't even fly. I'm so.jealous of Pete. You know,.the postman! It must be so..&.' to soar.through the skies....What's new? I've been busy.with .&.'.lately. I can't help myself!.You should try it too!.It's very relaxing,..)..How are you doing? I am at.my peak! The peak of.perfection! And thanks to.my regular workouts, my..&.' is.completely cramped up!.I'm a girl. And don't you.forget it, .)..Maybe I'll dress up like a.princess and listen to..&.' music,..)..Hey, there! Until we have.ourselves a little..&.' competition,.I'll need you to hang on to.this .(.for me, .)!.Greetings! I have been.obsessed with..&.' to the.point that I can't stop.thinking about it. You.should try it, too!.I have a problem. I always.act so childish around.people. I'd like to be more..&.', but.it just never works out.that way, .)..Look, the reason my eyes.are red is because I like.gazing at the setting sun..It's not a lack of sleep. It's..&.', and it.sets my soul at ease!.Hey! How have you been?.Chillin'? You know I've.been chillin'! Actually, I've.been doing a lot of..&.'. But I'd.really like to eat a peach!.Everyone tells me I'm so..&.', .)..Is that a compliment?....Hey, how are you? Ultra-fine,.no doubt! I've been really.busy with .&.'.lately. You should give it a.try too. It's way fun! That's.what all the girls say!.Hi, there, .)..Do I seem put-offish at.first? Because I'm actually.more .&.'..Well, whatever. It's not.like I care!.Yo! What's up? I want to face.off against you in a..&.' match!.Until then, take this..(. Just.don't ask why, .)!.Someday, I want to be..&.', so I can.hear you say "I'm a huge.Truffles fan! +"...Umm, I want to eat to.some .&.'..Just so you know.....The other day, I went.to your place and ate..&.'. It was.just a dream, but thanks.anyway. Here, take this..(!.You thought you had a.losing ticket here, right?.Sorry! It's a winner! It must.feel .&.' to.get a letter from me!..I have no interest in.anything cheap. I only go.in for the real thing..Anyway, let's listen to.some .&.' and.eat instant noodles!.How are you? Well, that's how.it goes sometimes..I'll always think of you as..&.'!...Hello. Do you like.traditional things? I do..Very much so. They make me.feel so .&.'..They're quite relaxing,..)..I'm just gonna come right.out and say this. My name.may be Cobb, but I'm no..&.'! No siree!.Not at all. You remember.that, you hear, .$?.The world is complicated..Just 'cause someone looks.mean doesn't make 'em bad..And polite language doesn't.make someone good. So don't.be .&.'!.Oh, guess what! I went to..&.' the.other day, .)!.I just wish you could.have come with me......What's up? You're quite the..&.', aren't.you, .)?.We're like peas in a pod!.That's all for now!..How have you been?.You really ought to try.some .&.'.now and again! Or is it.just too much trouble,..)?.Everyone says they can never.gauge my feelings from the.look on my face, but I think.my face is very expressive!.In fact, right now I feel..&.'!.It doesn't take much for.me to feel lonely,..). That's why.I've been so..&.' lately...You know what I like.about you? The fact.that you're so..&.'! I like.that. I really do,..)! See ya!.I need you to tell me.something. Just exactly.what is .&.'.made of? It's been.bothering me for some.time now....Hah, hah! What's up? I tell.you, ninjas like me, we got.it rough, .)..All I can do is hope to.someday become a..&.'!.I've been obsessed with..&.' lately,..). I can't.help myself. I want to be.a semipro at..&.'!.Lately everyone's been.asking me, "why is your.name Tank?" Isn't that just..&.',..)?..Yo! .$! You.gotta be motivated! And.strong! That's what makes.the world go 'round! .Every day, you gotta..&.'!.Why am I always restraining.myself? I'm going all out.this time! Get ready to see.a gorgeous, pure white,..&.' house!.But maybe I shouldn't....I just love clothes. I wish.I could be an Able Sister..Then I'd make lots and lots.of .&.'.clothes, .)...My .( is.so cool, .). It.fits you to a tee. It doesn't.quite fit me, though,.so you can have it,..$..Hello, there, stranger..Do you like reading?.I do, but only..&.'..Time just flies by when I.read one of those...$! How are you,..)? I'm totally,.incredibly good! A ball.of energy! You might even.say I'm .&.'!.See you soon!.If I told you I've been an.unstoppable force when it.comes to making sweets,.would you laugh? Last.Saturday I even made a..&.'!.For me, and probably for.you, too, teeth are everything.in the world. Without them,.you couldn't even nibble on..&.'!.So brush your teeth!.I haven't had enough.stimulation lately. I really.need a good charge now.and then. Surprisingly,..&.' really.gets me revved up!.Ahhh! Hello, .$,.How are you, .)?.I feel totally refreshed!.I'm spending my days on..&.'..See you soon, .)..You don't think I'm too.toothy, do you? Not that.that's bad. I like it. It has..&.'!.So there!..Yo! What is up,..$? I really want.to have people tell me.I'm .&.',.so I've been training.daily. Wish me luck!.Listen here. I can cook..I can! In fact, I've made..&.' before!."How was it?" you ask?.Well, let's just say I don't.make it anymore..Tell me something: isn't.Bangle kind of too obvious.a name? But I think that's.OK. After all, it is quite..&.'. Thanks!.I feel better already!.I may pretend like I'm a.lone wolf, but sometimes.even I can feel isolated and.alone. That's when I watch..&.' to.cheer myself up..Do you have any worries?.I worry about the color of.fur. My house looks great,.but what's with this..&.' pink?.Maybe I'll dye it darker!.Being Chief is hard. Let me.tell you! There's so much.responsibility! Decisions to.make! The stress overwhelms.me. Sometimes I just need.some .&.'..The other day, I ate some..&.', but.it made me really sick to my.stomach. You'd better watch.out, .$...Are you good at any sports,..$? 'Cause, if you.can't even .&.',.that's totally uncool. Maybe.you should start practicing..Today. Got it, .)?.I guess thinking that you're.good enough to get by on.your own without help from.anyone else is a good thing..You can call folk like that..&.'!.How's your stomach feeling,..$? I think I'm.all right, .)..I mean, I did eat..&.'!..I think it's a good thing.that there are stubborn,.uncompromising old boors.in the world. Someone has.to be able to handle all the..&.'!.What's cookin',..$? Hey, I've.decided I'm gonna catch.me a .&.'.this year, .)..If they really exist....What's going down,..$? I'm busy.training to be a professional..&.'!.Yeah!..My time has been so.consumed by..&.' lately..I do it at least once a.day, .)...Are you diggin' things.these days, .$?.Who, me? I'm totally.enthralled with..&.'.right now, .)...$, what kinds.of things do you worry.about? I worry about.people thinking I have a.beard. But I'll be fine if I'm..&.'..I've decided to watch what.I eat, so I made myself some.special dessert, but..&.' without.sugar isn't that tasty,..)..I don't bite or anything, so.if you see me, come talk.to me. But you may want me.to hush up after you hear.me talking about ..&.'..You know what? I think.Lulu is an incredibly..&.'.name. I really like it....Hello, .$! Listen,.I need to know what kind.of music you like. I've.been listening to a lot.of .&.',.but it's an acquired taste..Hi! How are you? Guess.what! I'm studying cooking.now. Yesterday I made..&.'..But I'm not ready to discuss.how good it was..Hi. How are things? Life as.an elephant is quite rough,.particularly when it comes.to skin care. Is eating..&.'.good for your skin?.How have you been,..)? I'm always.doing spectacularly! I feel.so great, I could eat three.helpings of some fine..&.'!.I hope you are doing well..I've been quite busy working.on some of my recipes. In.fact, I perfected my..&.'.just yesterday!.The other night I had the.weirdest dream... I was.diving deep in the ocean,.looking for pearls. Isn't.that .&.'?..I trust the world is treating.you well. I am passing my.time with my daily..&.'..Would you like to try? It's.quite fun, .)..I have no concept of time.when I'm reading. The other.night, I started reading a..&.' before.I went to bed, but before I.knew it, the sun was up!.So, are you good at sports,.or what? I am. I'm a total.jock! When it comes to..&.', no one.surpasses me!..Hello, .$. You.should know that I am very.interested in clothing and.accessories. Someday, I'd.like to have my own..&.' shop..Everyone always asks me.if I've been crying. Do I.look like I've been crying?.I'm always very, very..&.'!.Right, .)?.I love flowers! Plants are.so great! They make me.feel .&.'!.I wish I could plant flowers.indoors. I want to sleep.on a bed of flowers..I haven't been able to sleep.lately. I think my mattress.isn't very good. I wonder.where I might find an.extravagant mattress some..&.' used.....$, my dream.is to have someone ask.me "What's..&.'?" in an.interview, .)..What's your dream?.I have an incredible ability.to master sports,..). In fact, I used.to play quite a bit of..&.'!..Hello there, .$..The next time you come see.me, I'm going to treat you.to some .&.'..Just don't expect a doggy.bag, OK..Top o' the mornin' to you!.Is it morning? I've been so.absorbed with my..&.'.that I don't even know.anymore, .)..Are you happy? Life can be.hard, but I try to live in a.state of pure joy. To prove.it, I'm sharing my..(.with you, .)..Hey, what's up? It's time.to relax. Let things go. Be.casual. You're always out.and about. Listen to some..&.' and.relax! Catch my drift?.Whoa! What's up? Get.things squared away so.you can come hang out.with me and enjoy some..&.'! It'll.be awesome, .)!.How are you? I'm managing.to get by all right. Lately,..&.' has.worked its way into my.daily routine. It's quite.fun, .)..How have things been?.I am the same as ever..In fact, I tried to make..&.'.the other day, but failed!..How are you feeling?.I'm feeling like..&.'.myself, .)!.I wish I could feel this way.forever..How are things? It's been a.while since I began my life.on the island, but I still long.for the flavor of some..&.'.hometown cooking. Ook ook..Yo! .$! How are.ya, .)? I.picked up this..( on.the beach the other day. I.don't want it, so it's yours!.Ahhh... I've been so listless.lately. And my face has.broken out. Maybe I'll start..&.' for.a change of pace....But that's too much work..Have you been eating?.I made myself some..&.'.the other day, and for some.reason, I thought of you....$, do you.know anything about..&.',..)? I hear.it's very fun. Maybe we.can try it sometime!.Let me give a shout out.to you, .$!.What's with manners these.days. I wish people would.read .&.'..That would open their eyes!.Je t'aime, .$..How is life? I'm feeling.quite .&.'.myself, .)..Adios!..Listen to this, .$..The other night I dreamt.I turned into..&.'! Even.though it was just a dream,.it made me so happy!.Do I seem all that pushy.to you? People often think.I'm a guy;. How could.they when I'm so..&.'?..Arr! How arr you? I've.gotten used to life on land,.but I want to get me sea.legs back! I love the sea!.It has such a..&.' feel!.So, .$, how do.you manage to stay so young.and beautiful? I drink..&.' every.day, .)!..Let me ask you something,..$... Is my name.weird? Whenever I introduce.myself, people always say.".&.'!".Why? I don't get it....To thank you much for.always shopping at my.shop, I have a special..(.to give you, .$..Please accept it..I get so hungry from.walking so much. I wish I.could catch my own fish.to eat. I carry an umbrella,.but a fishing rod might be.a better .&.'....Are you using my carpet?.It is very fine carpet. It.will last you a long time..It is .&.'..Axel likes it. Let's barter.again soon..Are you wearing one of.my fabulous Gracie designs?.Don't you just love it? I.hear you're designing clothes.too, but I must say your.work is .&.'..Have you been keepin'.your eye on those turnip.prices? They've been.fluctuating something awful.lately. Beware! Turnips are.like .&.'!.You have nothing to fear..You and I are linked. The.key word that will unlock.your good fortune is..&.'. Keep.near your heart!.Watching you run freely.around in safety is one of.my secret pleasures. Take.care not to .&.',..$!..I know we can only meet.once a year on October.31st, but please have lots.of candy ready for me!.It's my .&.'!.See you next Halloween!.Things up north are quite.busy getting ready for the.upcoming festive season..But I just deliver, so I'm.just .&.'.and taking it easy now!.I always get to deliver all.the fine letters that all you.folk write, but sometimes.writing the letters isn't bad.either. Maybe I'll write one.to .&.' next..You always seem so happy.when you come to mail.letters, .$,.so it makes me happy, too..Letters are like..&.', aren't they?.You may not realize it, but.I'm really doing the best I.can. My saucy looks are just.misunderstood. I'm sure it's..&.'...The only time we ever talk.is on the train, isn't it?.Well, .$, like you.I'm .&.'....I just love to travel!.See you on the train!.Thanks for coming out to.hear me wail. You're a real.hipster. Have you heard..&.' yet? It's.one wild tune. Don't be.square! Keep comin' around..Are the fish biting? Isn't.fishing great? It's a.competition, a battle! In a.word, it's .&.'..Don't you agree?.Nyuk nyuk nyuk!.How are you? Please take.care not to lose anything....weird. The other day,..&.' came in..I was shocked...I'm Timmy Nook. I work on.the second floor at.Nookington's. As part of our.special sale today, I'm.sending you this fine..(!.I may look a little bit like.Timmy, but my name is.actually Tommy. But rather.than introduce myself, I'll.just give you this fine..(!.Hey there, friend! I found.this .t.(.through "special" channels,.but since you seem to know.how to find me, I'll let you.have it, as a "present"!.You haven't been resetting,.have you?! I guess I won't.ride you too hard today..Next time we meet, though,.I'm gonna make you say..&.'! Say it!.It's always a pleasure! To.be rescued, that is! I'm.writing this letter on my.ship. The sea is beautiful!.It's .&.'!.Just wait for a souvenir!..$, I clearly recall.the first day you stepped off.the train. I saw..&.' written.all over your face, but I.won't tell.! Eek eek!.Thank you so much for your.splendid contributions. But.have you found any..&.' fossils?.That would bring stupendous.fortune and glory!.How's life in town, ye land.lubber? If ever ye get bored,.ye can come fer a sail on me.schooner! 'Tis a..&.'.after all! I can't wait!.It's always a pleasure,..$! You are one.talented designer. Maybe.if you design some..&.' clothes,.they'll be all the rage!....Ummm....I'd like you.......to have...this.....t.(..            It's a pleasure...How are you, kiddo? When.was the last time we met?.I'm so old now, I can't.remember to remember!.Is that what you'd call..&.'?.Oh, boy. I think this time..&.' is gonna.be really mad. Heeeeeee..I hope you'll help me out.then. Please.....Thanks for makin' sure.my brother Sonny has a.job. I want you to have this..( as a.sign of our appreciation..Now scram!.I hope you haven't been.spreading bad rumors.about me! I'm definitely.no .&.'!.Don't bad-mouth me,.OK?.Have you heard if your.town is holding another.Harvest Festival this year? .I hope not. That festival is.so .&.'. You.know what to do if they do!.What a pleasant surprise..Clearly you have great.concern for the environment.around you. That is..&.'. I wish.more people were like you..What is the story behind.the key? Is it some kind of.key word? Did you wake up.in the middle of the night.and write this down? Next.time, wait 'til you're awake..What was that key you sent.me? Is it a password? Does.it unlock something? I don't.get it! Did you see some spy.movie recently, and get some.wild ideas, .$?.Ooo! What's that key word.you sent me? A password?.Is it some kind of game?.I hope you're not having.fun without me!.That's not fair!.Are you all right,..$? Did you hit your.head or something? If you're.all right, then please don't.send me weird letters!.I hope it's not a curse!.Hey, now! Don't go sending.me strange letters! I don't.remember agreeing on any.password with you! Even if.we did, I could never.remember one so long!.The letter you sent me had.a key drawn on it, followed.by some weird password..Why? Is that the new fad?.Oh, no! Am I behind the.times? That won't do!.Congratulations!.You won this exquisite..(!.I just hope you find it.useful...Lucky you, .$!.This .(.is yours! You won because.you're my friend,..)! And I wanted.to thank you for that.!.You did it, .$!.You won this..(!.Thanks to me, of course..Why? Hmm... I wonder,..)..Well, well, .$!.Looks like you get this cool..(!.This is proof of our long-.standing friendship! Take.care of it, .)!.You won! You won! You lucky.dog! It must be because.you've been such a good.friend to me! And friends.watch out for each other..Don't forget that!.Well, since you got my.card, you get my..(..You win! Now thank me..Let's get together sometime.soon, all right?.Incredible, .$!.You won a fabulous..(!.I'm sure it's because of.your recent good behavior,..)!.You're awesome! That's why.you get this totally awesome..(!.But remember.it's only.because I'm looking out.for your best interests!.You won this really neat..(!.I know life can be hard,.but this is proof that good.things happen, too..Never forget that..Whoa! Aren't you lucky!.Or is it my card that's.lucky? Either way, you.get this way-cool..(!.Isn't that great?.Aren't you a lucky duck?.I can't believe you got that..(....I think we were fated to.meet, .)...My, my! You won! This must.be because you've been so.nice to me! Isn't it? Well,.just remember, take care of.my card!..You have to tell that.password you sent me.to Tom Nook if you want.to get your present..Sorry I couldn't help...I don't know that secret code.you sent me. Maybe you.can ask Tom Nook what he.knows about it!...Umm, about that letter you.sent me... It confused me..I hear Nook knows a lot.of secret codes. Try.talking to him...Why are you always in such.a rush? Don't tell me your.secret code...tell the.Nookster!...What!?! Do you think I work.for Nook or something???.Give me a break! Go tell.your secret codes to.Nook!..I hate to say this, but.I can't help you with your.secret code. I think you're.supposed to tell it Tom.Nook. Get with the program!