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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47  Posts: 937/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| http://chainsawhands.ytmnd.com/ VOTE FOR MY SITE DO IT NOW |
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 938/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 939/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| Personally, I think Acmlm's would make for a great Paranoia XP campaign. But anyways. MY AMULET GRANTS ME +3 AGAINST SPAMMERS |
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 940/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| The Mattel and Mars-Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour | |||
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 941/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| The way she twists the entire part about "Neville trying to catch Harry's eye" into Harry Potter supporting homosexuality is absolutely hilarious. | |||
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 942/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| this is where cool stuff is | |||
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 943/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| As the sun beats down on the scorched, dusty ground of Kakariko Gulch, three dark figures ride towards the town on horses from a distance, two riding slightly behind the first, in a triangle of sorts. Heading the group is a decently tall man with frizzy brown hair and rectangular glasses that reflect different degrees of sunlight depending on his mood, wearing black jeans and a black collared shirt under his white duster. A shining revolver dangled at his side, an imposing twelve-inch barreled revolver - a Buntline Special. To the left of the leading man was a slender man in a black duster, with a well-kept black goatee and a slightly bent cigarette poking out from under his wide-brimmed, black ten gallon hat. A lever action rifle, with a scope sitting on top (an oddity in that day and age) was slung across his back by a strap traversing over his chest. And rounding out the group was a stocky man in a tan poncho with a zigzagged pattern of green and red crossing the material with an exceptionally large sombrero. He had pitch-black sunglasses (Gundam fans: Quattro Bajeena sunglasses) that seemed to barely filter any light through. He seemed to carry no weapon - save for the horse-drawn gatling gun putting along on the two wheels mounted to it behind him. As the three made their way into town, a man crossing the street noticed the three outsiders, and stood there for a moment squinting to make out the figures - then his eyes bulged to the size of pie plates and turned, screaming and holding onto his bowler hat as he ran down the street, shouting, "The Gurio Gang's coming! Bar your doors and hide your children!" Five minutes later, the three arrived to a dusty, empty main street devoid of all life except a tumbleweed, which itself seemed eager to make it into hiding. The aparrent leader of the group reached up and adjusted his glasses, the lenses of which shone brilliantly. |
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 944/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| The three unknown men pushed open the door of the local general store, their figures almost blacked out as they stood in front of the sunshine pouring in from outside. A plump store manager in a cross-patterned shirt and a black vest immediately squealed and hid under the counter. The leader of the three stepped up to the counter and planted his hands firmly down on it, causing the entire structure of the counter to tremble and eliciting a whimper from the man curling up under it. Man #1: You get out from under there and tell me what the hell's up with this town before I-- Manager: Don't hurt meeeee  Man #1: I won't have to if you tell me what's up with everyone fleeing from us when we rode in... The manager slowly peeked up from behind the counter. Manager: Y... you three are the Gurio Gang! You're feared like no others in these parts! You robbed the Rupee Express... A thought bubble appears above the man's head... depicting him and his two companions standing inside a train car, staring dumbfounded at a giant, scorched hole in the wall, evidently a sign of using too much explosive to open a safe. Manager: You held that old lady for ransom down in Gerudo... The thought bubble now contains a scene of the three in chibi-form running in circles to and fro around a house, being chased by an old lady with a broom with either the Benny Hill theme or some generic slapstick piano music in the background. Manager: You even shot Old Man Sahasrahla... the meanest, toughest marshall in these parts! The bubble now contains the man facing off against a grizzled, balding old man, both inching for their guns. "I'm totally going to die," thinks the man, right before he points behind the old man and shouts, "Look! A snowman!" The old man turns away, and on cue, the man runs off into the distance. Moments later, the old man collapses to the ground and dies of a heart attack. Man #1: Bitchin'. The man in the poncho pokes his head in. Man #3: Boss? You might wanna come look at this. The other two men stepped outside and watched at the sombrero-wearing man pointed to three wanted posters all in a row - all depicting the three members of the Gurio Gang, Melvin, Smithy, and Booster as looking a lot angrier and more badass than their real-life counterparts, as well as advertising a nine hundred and ninety-nine rupee reward for all three men, dead or alive. (edited by Duke Nukem on 08-06-05 02:11 AM) (edited by Duke Nukem on 08-06-05 02:11 AM) |
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 945/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| Melvin looked to his left and to his right, and even over his shoulder, then pointed to himself with a sheepish look. In a flash of movement and flowing clothing, all three had drawn their weapons - Melvin's Buntline Special was squared directly in between Luna's eyes, the skeleton stock attatched and the back sight having been flipped up. Booster's rifle was aimed at the girl's temple - He was holding the rifle one-handed, away from his face. Even at a foot or so away, he could still aim with the scope, and the crosshairs were aligned perfectly. Smithy had kicked the boomstick that the old man from before had left into his hands and just had it aimed at the girl's midsection. Melvin promptly lowered his gun, and gave Luna a pat on the shoulder, jogging off towards his horse. The other two lowered their weapons as well and followed suit. A few moments later, the three passed by her again - Melvin tipped an imaginary hat to her as he passed by, and the three dashed off in pursuit of the burly guy with Mitra over his shoulder. |
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 946/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| wtf +1 |
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 947/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| At that instant, several of the boards in the back of the shack came flying off, opening a large hole into the outside. Melvin, Smithy, and Booster leapt inside, all with guns drawn. Melvin: Hands in the air, you ba... The three were pointing their guns at a bewildered Mitra and Hikari. Melvin scratched his head and lowered his gun, the other two following suit. Melvin: Well... if anyone asks... We kidnapped you and, uh... raped you. Smithy: Brutally. Melvin: Brutally! The three promptly filed out, leaping onto their waiting horses, and rode off all badass-like before the town's policemen started to show up. |
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 948/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| Almost as an afterthought, Melvin lifted his legs up and leaned back, spinning around on his horse's saddle to face the other direction. He drew his revolved, snapping up the rear sight, and fired a single shot - one that sent Luna's revolver flying out of her hands. | |||
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 949/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| As the three members of the Gurio Gand rode off into the distance, Melvin leaned back, setting his feet on the back of his horse. Melvin: Hey, not a bad thing to try and be the good guy for once. Booster: So the lawmen lower their guards? Melvin: No, so we get cute girls to hang out with us. At the sound of another horse galloping along nearby, Melvin opened his eyes and turned his head - to see another horse, with another would-be kidnapper, with Mitra in his arms, who was evidently in a hurry to get away, as evidenced by the fact that he was rapidly passing the trio. Melvin leaned up, and swiveled around. Melvin: I'm not passing up this chance. Booster, give me your rifle. Booster handed the scoped rifle to Melvin without hesitation, who pressed the scope up against his glasses with a soft, barely audible clink. He set the crosshairs over the cowboy's head, and... Bang. The cowboy's hat flew off and sailed away onto the ground behind him, making his look behind him, and then to the left, to see the three. Melvin promptly grinned and waved stupidly at him, cocking the rifle with the lever action and bringing it back to shooting position. |
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 950/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| If you take a look at the thinking behind the use of the bomb during World War II in 1945, you'd have to be an idiot to have not considered using the bomb given the circumstances. At that time, the Allied invasion of Japan, Operation Odyssey had already been uncovered by Japan. The Allies had originally planned to stage the initial invasion with nine divisions as opposed to the three stationed in northern Kyushu, so they could fight the Japanese 3:1. However, at that time, with the sudden buildup of manpower in the Kyushu region, Truman and his advisors believed that they would be fighting the Japanese 1:1 by the time the invasion date rolled around in early 1946, which isn't how you win a war. (The only one who wasn't opposed to the invasion was MacArthur.) |
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 951/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| And you can't forget Steel Battallion with the giant assfuck controller at a meager 200.00 USD! | |||
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 952/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| How much experiance you have with RP in general if any: I practically own the Story Forum. I've been roleplaying since 1995 or 1996, and I'm an excellent writer to boot. How much experiance you have with D&D if any: I kind of know my way around the system - you'll have to explain a few things to me, but from my experience with Planescape: Torment and Neverwinter Nights, I've kind of got a good idea of how things work. What type of character you might be interested in playing: MAGE OH GOD JESUS YES Why you want to join the campaign: Why wouldn't I? It's bitchin' D&D with Acmlm's guys. How flexible you can be with regards to scheduling sessions: I'm pretty open until school starts near the end of August, and from then on I've got late evenings and weekends. Evenings on weekends will be off once I start work at the local VFW. |
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 953/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| As the three members of the Gurio Gang relentlessly pursued the kidnapper, who sped along with Mitra over his shoulder, Melvin and Company were steadily falling behind the suave kidnapped. Raising Booster's rifle up for his vision to pass through the scope, Melvin took aim, and fired off a shot directly at the back of the man's head - which passed over his shoulder? Melvin fired off several more shots, depleting the rifle of ammunition. Every shot seemed to be a near miss, almost as if the kidnapper had a Protagonist Bullet Deflector... |
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 954/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| I remember laughing /hard/ when I heard that /everyone/ at my parish had dropped out of the World Youth Day trip after Pope John Paul II died. | |||
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 955/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| Melvin grinned at Hikari, as bullets passed by his head, a few grazing his duster every now and then. Didn't your mother tell you that firing blindly while screaming isn't a very good idea? Melvin: You'll turn us all in? I'd be impressed if you even got a hold of all three of us. Which might be a problem, seeing as how you only have two arms. As an afterthought, Melvin leaned to the side, plucking the stick of dynamite from Luna's pocket. He returned to his position, holding the fuse up against Booster's cigarette, sending a steady stream of sparks flowing from the fuse. He promptly returned it to the girl's pocket. |
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 956/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| Captain Cold totally owns. Copy + Paste: http://www.hyperborea.org/flash/bigimages/capcold.jpg (edited by Duke Nukem on 08-12-05 06:23 PM) (edited by Duke Nukem on 08-12-05 06:24 PM) (edited by Duke Nukem on 08-12-05 06:25 PM) (edited by Duke Nukem on 08-12-05 06:25 PM) |
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