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Mel
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Posted on 06-17-05 02:53 AM, in TR4 Grey vs Melvin! Link
(A sidenote: Vash's gun is based off the Mateba Model 6 Unica.)

The white glow that had spread through the entire arena had caught the attention of P-T(R), who stopped mid-breakdance and fell onto the side of his face, the rest of his body sticking up into the air. In a blur of motion, he was back on his feet. At this point, the field was already drenched, as it had begun to rain heavily in the past five minutes. But P-T(R) didn't even notice the artless symbolism, the robot's clothing and hair completely drenched as he walked towards the epicenter of the battle, in a complete stupor.

He passed several Melvins along the way, mainly P-A, F-T, Pa-T(Y), and AT-T, all of whom stared at him as though he were batshit insane. Problem was - this was P-T(R). He was. He waltzed right into the open area cleared out by the numerous explosions that had occured, and stopped right in front of Janus, with the entire crowd of Melvins watching on.


P-T(R): Hi there.
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Posted on 06-17-05 04:04 AM, in High School Hijinx (Friday Morning) Link
At this point, there was a knock on the window directly next to the desk Kirby was at. It slid open, and a pair of hand grabbed onto the edge. Mel heaved himself over, into the classroom, and fell down onto his face before standing back up. He re-adjusted his hat, flicked a few hairs out of his face, and sat down next to Kirby.
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Posted on 06-17-05 04:27 AM, in Firearms, your thoughts? Link
A derringer chambered for .25 ACP will kill someone just as well as a .50 caliber anti-vehicle rifle.
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Posted on 06-18-05 11:06 AM, in Squeeze-its! Link
... I thought this thread was going to be about breasts. T_T
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Posted on 06-18-05 02:47 PM, in My Nintendo Revolution Controller Theory (56k Warning) Link
So it's like... two separate controllers? I can imagine it taking some time to get used to, but that'd definitely rock. A good idea might be having them bridged as one controller, and then being able to press a button and have them separate for lightgun games and the like.

(That would rock - only needing one controller to play a lightgun game with two players.)
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Posted on 06-25-05 01:56 PM, in TR4 Grey vs Melvin! Link
As Dracoon's voice rang out over the intercom system, P-T(R)'s face fell.

P-T(R): Oh... it's over already? But I didn't get a chance to...

The eyes behind the reploid's glasses suddenly both flickered to large "3"'s. Then 2's. Then 1's.

And without warning (Well, maybe three seconds warning), nigh every armor plate on P-T(R)'s body arched out 45 degrees, covering his body with gaping holes - all of which were subsequently filled with cartoonish cyndrical missiles, which fired out and into the sky, leaving elaborate smoke trails... as they arced back towards the arena.


P-T(N): OH SHIIIIIIII-

And just like that, the arena was littered with explosions, several of which sent various Melvins spiraling into the sky.
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Posted on 06-25-05 02:24 PM, in High School Hijinx (Friday Morning) Link
You may remember the pretty girl whom Mel opened a locker for earlier. She was leaning up against the wall, blushing furiously as she wore your generic issue Japanese schoolgirl summer PE uniform - which was generic in the fact that it was a few sizes too small. She whimpered and wrung the hem of the white shirt in her hands, tugging it down to cover her dark blue briefs - which may have very well been called underwear for their size. Anyways, she was pressed up against the wall, virtually unnoticable by all.

At least until Mel shuffled up next to her, in white shirt and blue shorts as well.


Mel: Hi.

Girl: Eep! o.o Oh... It's you! Hiii ^.^ I didn't get your name before...

Mel: I'm Melvin Gurio... Don't tell that to anyone, though. ^^; I ususally go by Mel.

Girl: Aaa... Nice to meet you, Mel. I'm Iris...

Mel: A plea-

At that moment, a red-hot, oval-shaped volleyball collided with the back of Mel's head. He gave a slight urk, and collapsed to the floor.
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Posted on 06-25-05 02:50 PM, in MAME / Arcade Suggestions Link
If you're into shmups, go check out the 1940-line of games. 1941: Counter Attack, 19XX: The War Against Destiny, and 1944: The Loop Master are all great places to start.
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Posted on 07-01-05 01:06 PM, in Most Loathed Computer Task? Link
Sorting out my 4Chan folder. 6000+ images and counting. And this is AFTER I've seperated all the hentai from the regular stuff.
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Posted on 07-02-05 04:38 PM, in Profiles - READ THIS Link
Full Name: Melvin Phillip Gurio
Age: 21
Hometown: Neo Tokyo, Japan
Birthplace: Neo Tokyo, Japan
Date of Birth: March 14, 1984
Height: 5' 11"
Weight: 80 pounds
Job: Current President of Japan
Signature Attire: Lab coat, black pants, white undershirt, belt, huge glasses
Looks Like: Think Souichi Tomoe with a black tee and black slacks under the labcoat, as well as brown hair resembling that of Penny Arcade's Gabe.
I.Q.: He'll fucking school you at Jeopardy.
Hair: Brown
Eye Color: Blue (But he wears shiny Souichi Tomoe glasses all the time.)
Hairstyle: Frizzy
Voice: Think Kouji Kabuto.
Family:
---Umino Gurio [Father, desceased]
---Naru Osaka-Gurio [Mother, desceased]

Signature Weapons:
---M-Tek 2mm EC Gauss Machine Guns, x2 (They resemble MAC 11's.)
---M-Tek Castor Rifle Mk.II
---M-Tek Photon Saber
---M-Tek Mobility Boots

Theme: 403 - Southern Cross
Theme (Tuxedo Melvin): Animetal - Moete Hero
Theme (Melvin Robo): Koda Kumi - Into Your Heart (Laugh all you want. In the last episode of Re: Cutie Honey, in the scene with Natsuko and Seiji in the fighter, it sounds totally badass.)
Theme (Melvin Robo): Ichiro Mizuki - Theme of Mazinkaiser

Modes of Transportation:
---The Melvinmobile: A customized green 1986 Volkswagon Beetle. Fully loaded with rocket thrusters, wings in drop-down compartments in each front door, time-travel capabilities, a sunroof, nitro, and space to comfortably seat one nerd, two reploids, and an R2 unit.
---Ragnorak: A large-scale spaceship, lovingly constructed by a group of Esthar scientists for the purpose of launching the Sorceress Adel into space. Bought by Melvin at a Galaxy Police repo auction after it was found floating in space with twenty-seven tickets stuck to the windshield.
---The Big O: A five-story tall Megadeus-class robot that harks back to a previous era, complete with rivets and stovepipe limbs. Acquired by Melvin at a New York giant robot dealership by a creepy salesman wearing a lot of bandages...
---Getter Robo: A restored vintage robot from the 1970's, complete with all the original weapons. Makes a great showroom piece.
---Melvin Robo: A super robot built as a join project between Melvin and Washu. It has gone through several revisions, many knockoffs of famous Super Robots. Currently the Super Robot most resembles Zeta Gundam, featuring the ability to transform into "Waverider" mode for speed and mobility.

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Serial Number: MRS-001-2 SMITHY MK.II
Race: Reploid
Date of Activation: June 30, 2005
Height: 6' 2"
Signature Attire: Nothing. He's naked, what did you expect?
Looks Like: Alright. Think Rockman Zero without the hair and the white panties, with a sleek black visor over his eyes, and an extremely oversize left arm with only two doubly large fingers and a thumb, as well as a shield-like mass mounted to the back. You've got a pretty good picture right there.

Standard Armrment:
--Anaheim Electronics Burning Finger System

Hot-Swappable Armrment:
--Shoulder Homing Laser Arrays [Homing Laser x12]
--Shoulder-Mounted Long-Range Rail Gun
--Ankle Missle Packs [Micromissle x30]
--Left 7.62mm Gattling Gun
--Left Arm Twin Minovsky Particle Cannon
--Left Arm Wave Burner System

Special: M-Tek Immediate Weapon Transport System (Ever see the oldschool Hanna-Barbera cartoon "The Centurions"? You know how the girl in the space station could beam down attatchments to the Centurions with a teleporter? You've got a rough idea of the IWTS.)

Theme: Myuji - eX Dream
Theme (Roller Senshi Smithy-Kun): Cranky - The Five (Pre ver.)

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Serial Number: MRS-002-R3 BOOSTER (Revision 3)
Race: Reploid
Date of Activation: June 30, 2005
Height: 5' 11"
Signature Attire: Black suit, black fedora, sunglasses.
Looks Like: Daisuke Jigen as an FBI agent.

Standard Armrment:
--Deconstructible Barrett Model 95 (.50 Caliber)
OR
--Deconstructible Walther WA-2000 (7.62mm)

Installed Vision Amplifiers: Glare-Reduction; Thermal; Night Vision
Special: M-Tek Scaled-Down Reploid Systems Design; Concealed Deconstructible Weapons Storage Design (Whichever gun he's
carrying, he keeps the rifle in a stomach compartment and the barrel in a hollow in his left leg.)

Theme: Super Robot Wars Alpha OST - Marionette Messiah


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Posted on 07-02-05 04:46 PM, in moonwalking jackson Link
I've got the MP3. I'll upload it in just a moment.

http://melvin.cymoro.com/music/Romancing%20Saga%20Battle%202%20(Hyper%20Euro%20Arrange).mp3

It's one of those really hard to find Japanese remixes that's avalible on one webpage with a whole bunch of confusing question mark links.


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Posted on 07-02-05 04:58 PM, in Optimizing a 447MHz processer. Link
Roffles. Yeah, go for a new computer. But if you're >really< desperate to upgrade, go find a used processor. You should be able to /easily/ get a 900 mHz slot-type Pentium III or socket-type processor for little to nothing.
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Posted on 07-02-05 05:02 PM, in Tom Cruise =o Link
http://melvin.cymoro.com/img/random/cruise.swf

WARNING: Explicit racial slurs and racy language. =O
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Posted on 07-03-05 05:28 AM, in High School Hijinx (Friday Morning) Link
Mel: Uwaaaah.

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Posted on 07-03-05 05:37 AM, in The Halo Grudge Match Link
WOW DUAL ELITES ARE THE BEST

It's always me and my Magnums, to the end. I've taken out a Banshee from halfway across Coagulation with those.
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Posted on 07-03-05 06:08 AM, in Bush plans to double African aid Link
How could they, indeed? People are lazy fucks and you know it. They're not going to donate because they figure somebody else will chip in for them or that their two bucks won't matter.
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Posted on 07-03-05 04:44 PM, in Acmlm's Board Mosts Summer 2005 discussion thread. Link
'sup guys

been out fapping

that is all

EDIT: Right, right, the count. I always have to give you guys the count. We're looking at about 17 gigs in 65,000 files, factoring in everything I put onto CD's when I had an 8 gig hard drive.


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Posted on 07-03-05 04:53 PM, in Acmlm's Board Mosts Summer 2005 discussion thread. Link
Originally posted by Xkeeper
Melv: A large jump from the pitiful 3.6GB you left me with


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Posted on 07-03-05 04:57 PM, in Acmlm's Board Mosts Summer 2005 discussion thread. Link
Get yourself a DVD drive and I will.
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Posted on 07-03-05 05:07 PM, in Acmlm's Board Mosts Summer 2005 - Voting Closed! Results to come Friday Link
5. Funniest - Tie: Ziff/Leg
7. Innocent - Colleen
8. Evilest - Danicess (*thwack*)
9. Most fun to talk to - Ziff
10. Craziest/Most insane - Again, Ziff
12. Kinkiest/Most perverted - Ka- MELVIN
13. Most Mysterious - Acmlm
14. Shadiest - Femine (SHE'S WATCHING US)
17. Most unique - Ziff
22. Best writer (poetry and otherwise) -
24. Most changed - Legion
27. Best local mod - Kirbynite, JDavis, FIGHT TO THE DEATH
32. Most missed member - DANI WHERE ARE YOU *cricri*
34. Best post layout - Jesper. Your hot-swappable layouts rule.
35. Best avatar - Valcion. WRY(x20) = Fuck win
36. Best nickname - STFU LEG
37. Best custom title - Melvin
38. Best role player - Kirbynite
45. Most likely to never appear on staff - Melvin
47. Most emo - Shroomy (I wonder if we can vote for banned people?)
48. Most drunkard - Chibitaryn (::GLOMP ANKLES::)
49. Most furry - Kawa (gb2/not4chan)
50. Most likely to be hit by a parked car - Hacker Man
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