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Mel
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Posted on 03-06-05 06:46 AM, in The Evil Reign Remixed (Chapter 3: Ghostly Rodeo) Link
Melvin was currently halfway embedded in a wall, with his legs flailing about.

Melvin: Uhm... A little help here, guys?
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Posted on 03-06-05 08:56 AM, in The Treasure Beyond the Old Door (Chapter2: Boggly Tree Monogatari ) Link
Melvin blinked.

Melvin: That's... different. Wow.
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Posted on 03-08-05 12:53 PM, in TR3 Melvin vs. Cappa Link
At one side of the Coliseum-esque arena's generic astroturf field stood a gaggle of Melvins, in varying shapes, sizes, and styles of dress, from different time periods and realities strewn across the multiverse. They seemed to be deep in collective thought, planning for the upcoming match.

Melvin (Present, True Universe): Let me see the records from Cappa's last two battles...

A Melvin to his right, wearing a suit and not sporting the trademark thick, circular glasses of the others, handed a small pad to him that resembled both a clipboard and a computer at the same time.

Melvin (Future, Parallel Universe): Right here.

The True Universe Melvin quickly went over the details of the challenger's previous fights.

Melvin (True Universe): He uses a lot of technology...

A large, buffed-out Melvin next to him with a goatee and a distinct lack of hair on his head spoke up in a German accent.

Melvin (Future, Alternate Universe): So we cancel it out with better technology, magic, or brute force.

Melvin (Present, True Universe): Which is a definite plus for us, since each one of us posesses one of those qualities.

Melvin (Past, Alternate Universe): We could always try fighting him with a giant robot!

Melvin (Future, True Universe): Giant robots aren't the solution to everything!

A teenage Melvin, sans glasses and sporting a red cap twisted backwards, as well as a t-shirt and blue jeans, checks his watch.

Melvin (Past, True Universe): Guys, we're running out of time. The match is about to start, and we still haven't made a choice!

An angst-filled Melvin with a ripped and torn labcoat looked at him.

Melvin (Lavos Future, Parallel Universe): Well, why don't you go?

Melvin (Past, True Universe): W... wha?

Melvin (Present, True Universe): Hey, not a bad idea! If a five-year old in a robot could win a fight, you should have no problem.

Melvin (Past, True Universe): I don't even have a weapon...

The Lavos Future Melvin handed the teenager a pair of what appeared to be heavily modified and buffed out MAC 10's. He recieved more equipment on loan from some of his counterparts in the next few minutes, which he quickly stuffed into all of his pockets. He picked up his skateboard, and began to walk off to the center of the field.

Melvin (Past, True Universe): Do you guys really think I can do this...?

Melvin (Present, True Universe): You'll be fine, kid. Knock 'em dead.
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Posted on 03-09-05 09:16 AM, in The Treasure Beyond the Old Door (Chapter2: Boggly Tree Monogatari ) Link
Melvin scratched his chin as he looked over Kirby's shoulder.

Melvin: You realize, of course, that e-mail could have been sent by anyone.

He furrowed his brow behind his glasses.

Melvin: We need to be extra cautious... Those X-Nauts may very well be setting us up for a fall.
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Posted on 03-09-05 12:33 PM, in The Treasure Beyond the Old Door (Chapter2: Boggly Tree Monogatari ) Link
Melvin gave Kirby a slap on the back of his head.

Melvin: Idiot! More people have your e-mail address than you could possibly count! Don't forget that the Underground Fans network is still keeping tabs on you, and the information could thus easily be garnered from a fanzine or an unsavory member who happened to be down on his luck and in need of cash...

He shrugged helplessly.

Melvin: That and "Kirbynite@Yahoo.com" isn't exactly the most innovative e-mail address, to say the least.
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Posted on 03-13-05 07:46 AM, in TR3 Melvin vs. Cappa Link
The Past, True Universe Melvin (Hereby known as Melvin unless otherwise noted) was sitting on the astroturf field, his cap turned to the front and lowered over his eyes, while a large bubble inflated and deflated from his nose in time with his breathing. Evidently, he had no opposition to Cappa's request.

Melvin: Zzzz. n.n
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Posted on 03-13-05 08:58 AM, in The Treasure Beyond the Old Door (Chapter2: Boggly Tree Monogatari ) Link
While Kirbynite is busy fighting the two kunoichi, Melvin is standing over by Vivian, leaning up gainst the tree next to her with one hand, while flexing with the other.

Melvin: You know, I'm a ninja, too. Wanna go out for coffee or something later?
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Posted on 03-13-05 09:48 AM, in The Treasure Beyond the Old Door (Chapter2: Boggly Tree Monogatari ) Link
Vivian did a complete double-take, when she discovered that Melvin was completely gone. She looked to the left, and to the right, then leapt forward and swiveled around, but did not find him anywhere.

A dark shape dropped behind her, and she leapt around yet again, breathing another spout of fire - and torching a poor, innocent leaf that had fallen from the forest canopy. At that instant, a bright green blade sprang up in front of her neck, crackling and fizzling. An unknown arm wrapped around her veil and her mouth, and she could feel just a touch of the heat from the blade on her neck. A pair of circular glasses glinted in the darkness behind her, and she could feel someone's quiet, soft breaths on the back of her neck.


Melvin: I told you I was a ninja.
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Posted on 03-13-05 10:06 AM, in The Treasure Beyond the Old Door (Chapter2: Boggly Tree Monogatari ) Link
Melvin deftly caught the bomb in his left hand, then simply chucked it behind him. He tossed the grey bag into the air, and chopped it in half with a single stroke of his blade.

Melvin: If I had any intention of doing something perverted, I would have already.

He grinned.

Melvin: So how about that cup of coffee?
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Posted on 03-13-05 10:40 AM, in The Treasure Beyond the Old Door (Chapter2: Boggly Tree Monogatari ) Link
Melvin simply blinked for a moment as he stood there, covered in soot and ash... then stepped to the side, sticking his foot out to trip Marilyn, who fell over in a heap, then began squirming around vainly in an attempt to get up.

Meanwhile, Melvin walked over to the smooshed Vivian, and squatted down beside her, gently rolling her over onto her back.


Melvin: Are you alright?
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Posted on 03-13-05 10:47 AM, in Adult Swim to split from CN Link
Wait. Adult Swim goodness, avalible on tap twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week?

I need a new pair of pants.
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Posted on 03-13-05 11:13 AM, in Xbox Guitar Link
I DEMAND FANART OF MASTER CHIEF ROCKING OUT.
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Posted on 03-13-05 11:15 AM, in Diablo II aha Link
Originally posted by snipy_chipy
My level 90 hammerdin is godly at 12k hammers.


<3333 Hammerdins.
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Posted on 03-13-05 11:23 AM, in The Treasure Beyond the Old Door (Chapter2: Boggly Tree Monogatari ) Link
Melvin is now standing, while cradling the unconsious Vivian in his arms.

Melvin: Kirby! If it isn't painfully obvious to you, I'm a bit busy!
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Posted on 03-13-05 01:48 PM, in The Treasure Beyond the Old Door (Chapter2: Boggly Tree Monogatari ) Link
A large vein throbbed on Melvin's forehead, and he gently set Vivian down on the ground, dissapearing from view moments later. Kirby found his legs coming out from underneath him, and then his entire body flying through the air. Melvin had taken hold of Kirby by the ankles, and swung him like a bat towards Beldam - but rather, smashed his face against a tree.

Melvin blinked at the tree, then Beldam, and then began whacking the kunoichi with Kirby, as if he were a weapon, shouting at him in time with every swing.


Melvin: DO - NOT - INTERRUPT - ME - WHEN - I'M - HITTING - ON - SOMEONE!

Afterwards, Melvin flings Kirby off into yet another tree, as a ghostly figure resembling him pops up from the floor, runs over, and begins whispering into his ear, while pointing at Vivian, and then Kirby in turn.

Melvin: Wait... Really? You're sure?

He blinked at Vivian, and then facepalmed, as his ghostly visage dissapeared into the floor.

Melvin: Oh, shit.
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Posted on 03-13-05 01:56 PM, in Halo 2 Link
Level 10 in Big Team Battle. Mad skillz, yo.

You'll find nobody better when it comes to playing defense. Also, I happen to know more than my fair share of glitches. You haven't lived until you've seen the Scorpion Breakdance.
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Posted on 03-13-05 02:20 PM, in Zero WIng Rhapsody Link
It's #1 for score on Newgrounds for a reason, kiddies.
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Posted on 03-13-05 02:28 PM, in WOAH GRAAL Link
P2P was worth every penny. I shelled out twenty bucks the moment it went P2P for lifetime access to the Classic servers. pwn.
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Posted on 03-14-05 01:48 AM, in TR3 Melvin vs. Cappa Link
Melvin blinked, looking up at his opponent, then meeped, taking Cappa's hand and scrambling to his feet. He sweatdropped, and twisted his cap backwards, allowing a large brown bang to poke out through the hole on the back of the cap.


Melvin: Oh! You're here. ^^; I hope I didn't make you wait long or anything...

The young man smiled, and extended his hand.

Melvin: May the best fighter win!
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Posted on 03-17-05 09:06 PM, in Happy Birthday, Melvin Link
Don't forget zomg torrent!11

Well, I'm 16. Hot damn. I'm going over to the DMV next weekend to get my permit, and then in a few weeks I'll make a shot at my provisional driver's license... Then maybe I can have an ID card in my wallet that doesn't have a picture that makes me look like the Cockmongler. (Fortunately, I don't smile in my pictures anymore. I've got that serious badass CEO look going on.)

Anyways, it's true. Kitten Yiffer may very well have a larger collection than me, but recently, I've been going for quality over quantity. I've got an 80gig hard drive now, but back when I had my 8gig, I had to conserve space by cutting some things out - then I went through my doujin collection and deleted a ton of shit that I had downloaded just because the cover was pretty, and probably cut my collection's size by 1/2. (Never judge a doujin at first sight. You've got two girls pressing up against each other on the cover, then you open it, and immediately, zomg bukkake!11)

Quality over quantity, baby.

Anyways, I'm getting a new computer. Not the SFF rig with the cup holder like I envisioned, but it'll still be sweet. 2.4 gHz, 1 gig of memory, nVidia GeForce 5200... That shit'll run Graal like a dream.

Anyways, I'll make a new layout soon enough. Maybe something WRYYYYY-based.

((Oh. And Ranko? ::STAB.::))
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