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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47  Posts: 658/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| The the most badass fashion possible, Melvin Robo's head tilted to the side, the laser from Shamus' mecha passing directly by it. As Melvin pushed both his control sticks forward, the Melvin Robo responded accordingly by extending it's arms towards the mecha. Melvin: Chaaaain Knuckle! Both of the mecha's rocket-propelled fists detatched from the wrists, hurtling towards Shamus' mecha, and at the last moment -- Melvin pulled on the control levers, and the fists quickly darted away from the head-on collision, then up into the air, then hurtled down towards the mecha's legs. It didn't seem to make any sense, until something glinted in the air behind one of the fists -- it was a strand of carbon nanotube fiber, what the strongest 'ropes' in the universe are made out of, as well as the popular Planet Kabangers, as well as lines for rocket fists that tend to cleave directly through whatever they touch, including mecha, and especially their legs. |
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 659/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| Fun is when it snows in Alaska and the power goes out because all the snow weighing down the lines snaps them. | |||
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 660/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| Write-in for Hector Con Carne. | |||
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 661/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| Taking a corner of his lab coat with a free hand, Melvin pulled his legs up to his chest, and swept the edge of the coat around, completely enveloping himself as the torrent of flames completely engulfed him. The flames soon smoked out from lack of material to burn with, and Melvin allowed the coat to unfurl, emerging only slightly singed. He turned with one side to Grey, while the arm facing him dove into his coat. Melvin: Tsk, tsk. Flames, such a primative weapon. Now, if you want something with kick... He pulled his arm out of his coat, revealing a large, tan gun with a rather long barrel. He set the sight on Grey, and pulled the trigger. A pair of circles near the end of the barrel began to spin around in opposite directions from each other, while beginning to glow a steady light blue. A few faint electrical crackles crawled up the barrel of the gun -- and then a beam of yellow energy poured out of the gun, with Melvin keeping both hands on the grip to better control it. The beam headed straight towards Grey, and assuming he dodged, Melvin would undoubtedly move the beam to follow his path.[ |
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 662/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| It's simple, really, and this is the reason why I dislike Republicans in general -- they think they're right, and so they have to go around the push their values and beliefs and everyone else. Don't like gay people? Pass legislation not recognizing gay marriage. Don't like stem cell research or contraceptives? Cut funding for related organizations. Don't like abortion? Pass laws declaring abortion to be murder. Christian Republicans should be damn well content with the fact that all the gay black men who have abortions are going to hell for all eternity. Not to mention that God himself wrote through the divinely inspired Gospel that it's a complete waste of time to judge people on Earth. |
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 663/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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Ooh! Thanks for reminding me of that.  The other reason why I hate Bush can be summed up in one word -- Reganomics. |
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 664/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| That would be Rain, and it would also happen to be from Cowboy Bebop. Now, here's a toughie. DON'T WANNA KNOW WHY EVERYBODY READY, GET IT ON! |
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 665/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| (Actually... the inspiration was Rei Hino's kanji charms.) The eight men all turned to the Colonel and stared blankly. Melvin (Present, Main Timeline, True Universe): We're fighting that? Melvin (Future, Main Timeline, Parallel Universe): I've seen tougher dead plants... The Melvin with the high collar turned to his side, to the four-year-old Melvin, who was deep in thought as he looked over the older man. Melvin (Future, Main Timeline, Parallel Universe): Something on your mind, kiddo? Melvin (Past, Alternate Universe): ... Can I fight him? All the others turned and blinked. Melvin (Future, Main Timeline, Parallel Universe): I think it's a good idea. Melvin (Present, Main Timeline, Alternate Universe): Age... can hide numerous things from prying eyes. Perhaps it isn't wise... He may very well be a more experienced fighter than we all can garner from eyesight. Melvin (Past, Alternate Universe): C'mooooon! I've been practicing for weeks for this! Lemme fight him! I can handle him! The present Melvin simply laughed. Melvin (Present, Main Timeline, True Universe): Alright, kid. We'll let you have a shot at the old man. The child promptly punched the air. Melvin (Past, Alternate Universe): Yesssssss! |
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 666/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| Tuxedo Melvin shot that "You asshole don't give away my motherfucking secret identity" look at Supa Dreamlander, then knelt down by the hole. Tuxedo Melvin: It couldn't be. That laser was aimed directly at you. And no satelite can see through three floors of wood, brick, and concrete. He looked up, narrowing his eyes behind his glasses. Tuxedo Melvin: It could only have been Queen Zeal herself. That laughter could not be Danielle's... He stood up, and turned to Birdo, his cape swishing around in the nonexistant wind. Tuxedo Melvin: Birdo, where is Danielle? And where is her mother, for that matter? |
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 667/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| The loud banging of a door slamming shut echoed through the room -- Tuxedo Melvin was long gone, headed up to the roof. Moments later, he burst through the door onto the roof of the Channel 6 building, which was a decently tall building. | |||
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 668/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| A posse of Melvins, all bearing resemblances to one another, were standing by the handwritten sign. In tow were several groups of various Smithys and Boosters, and even a Schneider or two from various universes. Melvin (Present, Main Timeline, True Universe): Alright, kiddo. We'll be up in the stands. We'll be rooting for you the whole way! He reached down and patted the four-year old Melvin on the head, who waved as the others walked off to get good seats. Moments later, a chibi Smithy walked up, holding a large, miniature exoskeleton robot, and setting it down at the child's feet. Melvin (Past, Alternate Universe): Alright... Prepare to watch a master at work! Smithy (Past, Alternate Universe): Whatever you say, Boss -- Kick butt! Past,Alternate Universe Melvin (Who henceforth will be referred to as simply Melvin) hopped onto the foot pedals, and slid his tiny arms into the arms. with a few snaps and a quick burst of steam from various cracks, his limbs were locked in tight, and large power bars on the sides of the arms began to glow a bright green. With a satisfying metallic motory noise, Melvin dropped his arms to his side, and walked off towards the arena, his size at least doubled by the suit. A minute later, the boy entered the arena, and looked around for his opponent. Spotting the Colonel sitting on the bench, he began to walk over to him. Melvin: Hey! Good day for a fight, isn't it? |
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 669/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| Kirbynite's got a brick flying at his face. | |||
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 670/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| And so it begins! | |||
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 671/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| Haruko is a goddess. <3 | |||
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 672/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| Alright, so maybe it is. So until I get around to making another layout with cleavage flying everywhere and obsess over the side of my pr0n collection (Which has grown smaller, in fact, mostly because I've cleaned out all the crap in it recently), go ahead and ask me some stupid questions involving the size of my peener, or whose breasts I'd like to grope the most, or what the capitol of Russia is. (The answers to those questions, in order, are bigger than you can handle, your mother's, and R.) EDIT: It cut off the thread title. That just isn't right T_T (edited by Melvin on 12-31-04 07:36 AM) |
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 673/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| Who are you to judge? | |||
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 674/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| Rain - Yes. Knuck - I cannot answer this question, seeing as how I am indeed the Kinkiest/Most Perverted, as has been decreed by the people of Acmlm's Board for the past four Acmlm Board Mosts. Or was it five? Hell, I'm forgetting how many times I won now. Leg - I'll tool you. Kitten Yiffer - Shut up. |
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 675/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| And neither was that. The only one who gets to make statements is me. | |||
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 676/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| Kawa - Mostly because the only thing you could do would be to go Democrat and start whining for recounts of the, oh, thirty-something votes. And of course I'm a virgin, you idiot. I'm only fifteen and three-fourths. Kyouji - Moscow. Or, S, if you'd like to play stupid games with homophones. Trapster - At the moment, 3.70gb on my hard drive, but there's a bunch of it on CD's that I haven't counted in yet. I'd estimate it at around 5-6gb until I get some hard numbers in. Nebetsu - I have no illegal child porn on my computer.  Knuck - Why do you take this so seriously? In the big picture, this is nothing more than a meaningless forum competition between friends to determine which of us looks at the most porn. Someone just decided to name it "Kinkiest/Most Perverted" instead of "Which Member Looks at the Most Porn" to save space in the long run. |
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 677/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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Kyouji - I SAID I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS TO MAKE STATEMENTS  Jarukoth - No, it's the hangover. Trapster - I used to have a ton more -- Go ask XKeeper, he's got a copy of the entire thing from a few months back. I cleaned it out a lot, though, mostly because I had to give his 80gb drive back and squeeze what I could onto a few CD's and what little space I had on my hard drive. I know, I'm working on getting a new one. And I was 9 or so when I started oogling Victoria's Secret catalogs. Windwaker - I'm around, but mostly in the Story and Sim-Battle Forums now. I know, I need to stop getting out so much. I've got my time divided between 4Chan, the Board, Graal, School, and Halo 2. (edited by Melvin on 12-31-04 07:15 PM) |
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