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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47  Posts: 598/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| Meanwhile, Melvin wasn't having much luck finding the main bridge -- not that he cared. Melvin: WHOOOO |
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 599/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| Melvin totally wigs out! Melvin: WE DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR CANDY, YOU FUCKING PEDOPHILE |
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 600/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| At the platform, a tall man dressed in a flowing black trenchcoat and matching fedora was walking towards the train. He had packed rather lightly -- all he had was a regular suitcase, with rather simple locks at the top. He stepped onto the train, then opened the suitcase, and showed a letter to the conductor, who nodded and ushered him in. The man strode down down the aisle, entering an empty compartment, then setting his briefcase down on a chair. He sat down by the window, then finally removed his fedora - revealing frizzy hair bunched into large spikes, and a pair of opaque, circular, wire-framed glasses, that seemed to glint dangerously with every ray of light that struck them. He seemed to emit a strong aura of both dread and immesurable power. He placed his fedora beside him, then folded both hands over his stomach and fell asleep. |
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 601/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| Melvin looked over Grey's shoulder, and read aloud from the paper. Melvin: You now have a better understanding of what is going on. Smithy: We do?  Melvin: No. That's what the clue says. Both:  |
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However, Melvin was unfazed by this sudden transformation -- he had faced various opponents in mecha battles, and such startling transformations were common place. |
He leaned in a bit closer to the viewscreen, watching and waiting for the attack, and then-- Melvin: Maaaach Dash! Melvin Robo's speed increased dramatically, and the Super Robot seemed to dissapear from plain view, only a small blur left behind. Melvin piloted the robot with expert precision, ducking low, the flurry of bullets passing directly over the robot's fedora. With cool badass super move music playing in the background, Melvin Robot passed directly through the monstrous giant's legs. Upon reaching the other side, Melvin pressed down directly into both his foot pedals -- Melvin Robo responded by suddenly pressing down into the ground, then pushing off and leaping into the air. Boosters in the mecha's feet activated, sending it spiraling into the air. With Mach Dash still in effect, Deus Ex Machina would only be barely turning around at this point. Melvin Robo's right hand began to spin around rapidly, soon forming a massive, spiraling drill. Still moving into the air, Melvin anticipated his opponent's movements, and-- Melvin: Maaaaach Drill! Pushing into his footpedals, Melvin Robo turned around, and sent the huge drill directly at the head of the titantic beast, directly towards where his face was anticipated to be...
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Melvin kept his gun trained on Grey, only now at his midsection. He stepped forward, and pivoted on one heel, his Jet Scrander wings sliding out of the back of his coat and locking into place. |
Melvin: Of course.
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(Actually, that'd be great. |
 )Melvin reacted quickly at the shower of missles flying towards him. He pushed the pilot control stick forward, dipping the UFO Spazer down under the shower of missles, which quickly turned to follow him. Pitching left, he spiraled up, leveling out and heading directly for Shamus' mecha -- Melvin: Anti-Radar Mist! A thick, purple mist spewed out the back of the tail end of the Spazer, quickly clouding up the immediate area around the Spazer and Shamus' mecha, blocking both sight and radar equipment. Melvin quickly pulled up into the clouds, leaving a swarm of blinded missles heading straight for Shamus -- not to mention the twin Spin Saucers, which were only feet from carving into his hull.
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Melvin: RPG rule of thumb -- Whichever path is shortest is a dead end. |
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Tuxedo Melvin: I caught the last four sentences of that conversation. Anyone mind filling us both in on what's going on? |
Both Tuxedo Melvin and Smithy-kun dropped to the top of the TV station, as the Melvinmobile jetted overhead, and off into the horizon. However, as Smithy-kun landed, his gaze turned to Birdo, and the two immediately locked stares and narrowed eyes at each other.
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The man in the trenchcoat couldn't sleep. He couldn't help but feel a bit excited -- he was only in his early twenties, after all, and he had scored a job at Hogwarts -- you couldn't get much better than that. His job as an Auror had taken a sharp downturn for the boring the moment he got it -- nothing exciting ever happened. No Dementor attacks, no activity from Voldemort's followers, nothing. Working at Hogwarts would be a good change of pace. With the happenings in the past few years involving Harry Potter and very peculiar occurences at Hogwarts, the year was sure to make for one hell of a long book. |
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Hammer was a beautiful skill in Milky Way Wishes. Load it up, fling it at someone, repeat. |
Overall, I always enjoyed Yoyo the best -- breakdancing and plowing through enemies, combined with Yoyo's superior switch-hitting abilities, made it an excellent skill.
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Tuxedo Melvin immediately stepped forward, his glasses glinting in that dangerous manner. |
Tuxedo Melvin: I'm in. Smithy-kun also stepped forward, grinning and nodding. Smithy-kun: Damn shame. A beatdown of Queen Zeal just isn't complete without Sk- He is immediately beaned by Tuxedo Melvin. Tuxedo Melvin: (Shhh! He'll hear you!)
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Hmm? Oh, yeah, the Nevada-tan flood on 4Chan? I was there, man. |
I WAS THERE.
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As Wal-Mart Man held open the door for Sailor Venus, he found himself knocked off his feet by Tuxedo Melvin and Smithy-kun, who rushed past in a blur, eager for action. |
--- Meanwhile, in what was normally a news room, Pandora is already at work. Several TV cameras are fixated on her, broadcasting every movement to the entire city. Many men are in the room, anchormen, cameramen, even the station manager. All are drooling and obviously quite mindless. In one corner there are two women tied up - one wearing a yellow jumpsuit with flowing brown hair, and one wearing a turtleneck and knee-length skirt with large glasses and her dark brown hair in a short pony tail - as well as a guy in a pink shirt that is for some reason unaffected by Pandora's brainwashing. Pandora: *singing* You don't have to study or work. Nope, it's bad. Only listen to me, the prettiest in the world. Everyone, everyone, be my slaves! At that instant, a piece of fried shrimp dropped from the beams above Pandora, flying directly for one of the cameras, exploding it rather well, and sending the cameraman flying. The idol looked up toward the ceiling, where a certain man wielding a magician's cane turned and pointed directly at Pandora, his cape floating in the light, anime-y breeze... Tuxedo Melvin: Stop right there! Pandora, however, was a bit confused. She scratched at her forehead. Pandora: Er... Have we met? Tuxedo Melvin dropped to the floor, striking a pose and pointing his cane straight at her. Tuxedo Melvin: The cloaked vigilante, the pride of Japan, Tuxedo Melvin! Smithy-kun immediately dropped to the floor as well, striking his best henshin pose behind Tuxedo Melvin. Smithy-kun: The red blur, the rolling warrior, Smithy-kun! Pandora tilted her head slightly. Pandora: I... Wasn't expecting you two. o.o Tuxedo Melvin shrugged, and pointed his thumb behind him. Tuxedo Melvin: Yeeeah... The others are kind of slow. ---------- ((GMJDaivs: *angry glare*)) (edited by Melvin on 11-30-04 01:20 AM) (edited by Melvin on 11-30-04 10:30 AM) (edited by Melvin on 11-30-04 10:30 AM) (edited by JDavis on 11-30-04 03:50 PM)
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(::Cowers at the glaring. o.o: |
 Whirling his cane around, Tuxedo Melvin slams it into an audience member's head, then thrusts it into another's stomach. He reaches around, grabbing another's fist as it heads for his face, then twists the man's arm behind his back, and slams the end of the cane into the back of his neck. Beatdown ensues!
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Tuxedo Melvin whirled his staff around, and stashed it for later. A few piles of beaten-up teenagers were lying all around him. He looked around at everyone, then struck a victory pose. |
Tuxedo Melvin: Victory! Smithy-kun appeared behind him as well, holding a pair of teenagers, who he tossed off to the side. Smithy-kun: Oh yeah! Chalk up another win for the good guys!
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Meanwhile, the man with a trenchcoat and fedora was sound asleep in the cabin with Luke and the unnamed girl, not having been noticed by either of them. His suitcase sat at his side, his fedora on top of it, with his hands folded over his stomach. |
(edited by Melvin on 12-01-04 12:41 AM) (edited by Melvin on 12-01-04 12:42 AM)
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A large vein appears on Tuxedo Melvin's head. Moments later, the end of his pole is lodged in Supa Dreamlander's head. |
Tuxedo Melvin: And you sure helped out a lot. Offering plushies to the villainess does not help. What would have helped was random inhaling of brainwashed goons and spitting them out at people.
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Tuxedo Melvin: Well EXCUSE ME for trying to not get swamped by brainwashed, crazed fanboys. |
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