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Posted on 05-19-04 11:40 AM, in International Terrorist? Link
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Posted on 05-20-04 04:21 AM, in SIM-BATTLE TOURNAMENT: Round One - Blue Team v. Green Team Link
As Zex's arm blaster charged, Melvin's hand dropped into his coat, pulling out his pistol and firing several shots at Zerodius, attempting to knock his aim off.

He dives behind the same pile of crates as JD, sliding open the end of the Castor Rifle, tilting his head to avoid the smoking shell flying out of the cartridge. Melvin reaches back into his pocket, and slides a large shell labeled "02" into the rifle, then leans over the pile of crates, and fires at Zerodius, shooting a large blue ball of energy at him.



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Posted on 05-20-04 11:14 AM, in Diving into Deep Darkness (Chapter 2: Rock 'n Roll at Megalopolis) Link
Melvin blinked and looked down at the pink puff he was sitting on.

Melvin: I... wow. Kirb, I don't even know what to say... But thanks.

Moments later, he was on his feet, a pair of pistols drawn, both firing at Forte repeatedly, each bullet clinking off his armor.

Melvin: Smithy! Now's the time!

Smithy suddenly burst out of nowhere, a giant power cable attatched to his back.

Smithy: Okay! Target, lock on!

Smithy's visor glowed a bright green for a moment, as he locked onto Forte. All at once, large panels in his shoulders, back, legs, arms, and even a pair in his sides opened to reveal large laser turrets.

Smithy: Reezaaheiki Jin'you!

Nothing happened. Melvin hobbled over, popped open Smithy's chest unit, looked around a bit, then shut it.

Melvin: (Try it again!)

Smithy: MEGA LASER ARRAY!

At that instant, each laser cannon fired simotaneously, pelting Forte with high-intensity laser beams. About ten seconds pass as Forte is doused in energy, then the lights flicker, and suddenly shut off.

Melvin: I guess he knows we're here now.
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Posted on 05-21-04 05:01 AM, in Sailor Moon Link
Originally posted by Jarukoth
All I remember was that Sailor Jupiter was my favorite. I like brunettes.


Not to mention that she has the most talent*.

*That joke refers to an episode of Sailor Moon where the five inner senshi were auditioning for a play, and Makoto thrusts out her chest and says she should get the part because she has the biggest breasts. The line is changed to her saying she has the most talent in the American version.
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Posted on 05-21-04 06:29 AM, in right... Link
Accuse him of being Mormon and racist towards Asians.
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Posted on 05-21-04 06:31 AM, in So what about that Phantom thing? Link
I'm hoping that when they show off the finished version, the CEO will hold it up, and someone will be like, "Turn it on!", and he'll be like "Um... No "
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Posted on 05-21-04 09:04 AM, in Weapon of Choice Link
You do realize, that it IS possible to get effects on FF7 weapons with Added Effect + Attack Spell Materia (IE Fire, Poison, Lightning, etc)
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Posted on 05-21-04 10:15 AM, in Andy Kaufman Returns?!?! Link
You do realize, that not everything Yahoo! News prints is true - Remember that story about the guy getting asphyxiated by a stripper with GG-cup boobs? Fake.
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Posted on 05-21-04 10:53 AM, in Kurama challenges silvershield... Link
A loud rumble can be heard, and the earth suddenly splits as a large, Melvin-shaped robot rises out of the ground. It's mouth opens up, and a labcoat-clad man with black pants and shining circular glasses steps out onto the hand, which lowers to the ground. He immediately walks over to Demonspitfir, and smacks him in the back of the head.

Melvin: WHAT DID HE JUST TELL YOU

He immediately turns, gets back into his giant robot, and flies away.
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Posted on 05-21-04 01:02 PM, in Hot or Snot? Link
You look like fucking Gary Busey.

COMPARE THIS

TO THIS


::Not::
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Posted on 05-21-04 02:19 PM, in My question is WHY?!?!?! Link
It won't pass. Not a snowball's chance in hell.
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Posted on 05-24-04 11:04 AM, in My love for you is like a truck (BERSERKER!) Link
JD! CYMORO! WE NEED TO DO THAT RCR THING
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Posted on 05-27-04 10:25 AM, in frog dissection Link
I did a frog dissection today, actually. Kicked ass. I did most of the cutting since I got paired up with a girl, and I was the only one to get to the brain (I said 'fuck it' and cut the skull right down the middle)
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Posted on 05-28-04 03:36 AM, in SIM-BATTLE TOURNAMENT: Round One - Blue Team v. Green Team Link
Melvin put the Castor Rifle back into it's holster inside his labcoat, and reaches for his pockets, drawing out a Wattz Electronics Laser Sword in each hand. His thumbs turned the control dials, and bright yellow beams extend from the hilt of each sword, as he begins to dash madly towards Zerodius, his arms thrust out behind him to look all cool-like.

As he heads towards Zerodius, Melvin leaps high into the air, holding both blades above him, and bringing them down straight towards Zerodius' head...
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Posted on 05-28-04 07:47 AM, in Diving into Deep Darkness (Chapter 2: Rock 'n Roll at Megalopolis) Link
Melvin gives Smithy a pat on the shoulder, and unplugs the power cable from him, which falls to the floor with a heavy thud.

Melvin: Okay. Smithy, you go off and find me six hundred and fifty-four 9-volt batteries, then come back.
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Posted on 05-28-04 07:51 AM, in for DarKnight13 Link
Darknight13 is fucking SHROOMY. You're gonna have to get him via email.
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Posted on 05-29-04 04:35 AM, in Even Suicide Can be Funny... Link
Quoted from Article
investigate a noise

Uh.
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Posted on 05-31-04 05:50 AM, in Melvin versus Kawa - Teh Final Battle Link
"GREAT BOOSTER!"

Almost immediately, what appeared to be a rocket with gigantic wings atatched to it slammed straight into Kawa, exploding and creating a smoldering crater where the basketball court once stood. Melvin dropped to the ground, as a pair of Jet Scrander-ish wings folded into the back of his lab coat.

Melvin: Good to see your competitive edge hasn't dulled, Kawa. If you hadn't just been blown to bejeezus and back by the Great Booster.
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Posted on 05-31-04 07:07 AM, in Can't load Virtual Boy Advance.. Link
Sure there is - get a friend's Win98.
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Posted on 06-01-04 09:02 AM, in SIM-BATTLE TOURNAMENT: Round One - Blue Team v. Green Team Link
Melvin began to think to himself - with such heavy armor, it would most likely be impossible for NeoZerodius to be able to fly - and even moreso, even if he could, he wouldn't be able to fly very fast. So, Melvin sheathed his electric swords, rolled back his sleeve, and thrust his fist high into the air, his watch exposed.

Melvin: GREAT BOOSTER!

Instantly, as if it had been waiting for his call, a large rocket with wings and a tailfin blasted out over the horizon, and dived into the stadium, heading straight for Melvin, who launched himself into the air with his rocket boots. The Great Booster wheeled around, arching upwards as it neared the ground, and locked into the back of Melvin's labcoat. He put his arms at his sides, and blasted into the sky.

---

In moments, Melvin was gone, no longer visible, thanks to heavy cloud cover over the stadium that day. However, a small glimmer could be seen from one cloud, and moments later, he came bursting out of the cloud, his Castor Rifle extended out in front of him. He pulled the trigger, firing another large ball of blue energy at NeoZerodius, then spiraled off, taking cover in the clouds.
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