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Mel
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Posted on 05-14-04 03:04 AM, in The Evil Reign Remixed (Chapter 3: Ghostly Rodeo) Link
Melvin crosses his arms and furrows his brow.

Melvin: I guess that the only option is to get Kirbynite a weapon from in town, then...

Melvin looks around, and heads for a building with a sword on the sign. Only a few minutes later, gunshots are heard, and bullets can be seen flying out of the walls. The door falls off it's hinges, and Melvin walks out minutes later, holding his smoking gun in his left hand and looking very pissed off.

Melvin: Fuckers wouldn't know money if it came up and bit them on the ass...
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Posted on 05-14-04 06:15 AM, in SIM-BATTLE TOURNAMENT: Round One - Blue Team v. Green Team Link
(Let's hope Lemon Luigi never shows up. )

Melvin's boots make dull clomping noises as he walks down the single dark hallway, eventually emerging in the center of the second battle arena. The only noise is the howl of the wind, and the occasional tumbleweed blowing about. Several large square structures with doors and windows, designed to resemble buildings. Melvin continued walking, aparrently alone.

Melvin: Nice buildings. They'll probably be rubble before the end of the first round, though.

A few footsteps eminate from the tunnel on the other side of the arena. Melvin dashed over to one of the buildings, and tried the door.

Melvin: Locked.

He drew one of his pistols and pointed it at the doorknob, then thought for a moment, and put it away, knowing that the enemy would know where he was. He reached into one of his pockets, drawing out what seemed to be an ordinary ballpoint pen. He clicked the metal clasp, and a small grey bar the size of a key blade extended. He pushed it into the keyhole, then withdrew it, the bar now a perfect impression of the original key. He unlocked the door, then pushed the bar back into the pen, putting it away. He quickly opened the door, moved inside, and shut it, locking it securely.
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Posted on 05-14-04 08:38 AM, in The Evil Reign Remixed (Chapter 3: Ghostly Rodeo) Link
Melvin: So we have to find stray faries? Good thing I've got all this gear I made for detecting-

Melvin begins spasming randomly.

Melvin: FAI-RY GOD-PAREN-TS!
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Posted on 05-14-04 12:19 PM, in Anime Favorites Link
Anything by Go Nagai.
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Posted on 05-14-04 12:34 PM, in With all the world's Homestar Fans.... Link
Originally posted by Jarukoth
I didn't think anyone still remembered the cartoon Freakazoid, but...
http://freakazoid.ytmnd.com/

HUGBEES!
Originally posted by Jarukoth
And then I found this...
http://daddywouldyoulikesomesausage.ytmnd.com/

That would be from Tom Green's movie Freddy Got Fingered. Great movie, really.
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Posted on 05-14-04 01:28 PM, in Something I made quick in Flash Link
That was me. Fucker never sent them.
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Posted on 05-15-04 10:30 AM, in INCEST Link
I'd also like to mention POLYGAMY while we're at it.
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Posted on 05-16-04 01:22 AM, in INCEST Link
Originally posted by hhallahh
Well, polygamy was rampant in the Old Testament. I'm not sure why it fell out of fashion.


Because it generally leads to child abuse and wifebeating and all manner of things like that.
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Posted on 05-16-04 11:33 AM, in What name should i pick for an RPG? Link
Kurama's got a point.
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Posted on 05-16-04 12:41 PM, in It is now 3:o4 in the morning; Why the hell are you up? Link
Playing Starcraft and waiting patiently for the Mazinkaiser OST to finish downloading off of eMule.

ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKEKEKE
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Posted on 05-16-04 12:48 PM, in Stupid computer... Link
Reinstall Windows. Just pop the CD in and run setup.exe from the root directory.
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Posted on 05-16-04 12:49 PM, in new manga? Link
Originally posted by Trunxy/Dogan
Iron Wok Jan


<3 <3 <3 <3
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Posted on 05-16-04 12:50 PM, in A Nintendo vs Sega game should be made Link
I want Mario vs. Sonic vs. Crash.

Battle of the washed-up system mascots!
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Posted on 05-17-04 01:11 AM, in Story Forum Ransom EX ((Chapter 3: Masaki Mayhem)) Link
Meanwhile, a large red laser shot past Big O's shoulder. The megadeus skitted to a halt, and immediately fired off the missle units and the cannons in it's shoulders. Ryo-Ohki, however, simply hovered to the left, and began to hover around Big O, moving in a circular position. Melvin, who was totally enraged as of now, tried to hit it with the megadeus' eyebeams, but to no avail.

Melvin: Bastard! ROCKET PUNCH!

This took Ryo-Ohki by suprise, seeing as how Big O had only used the Rocket Punch attack in the manga. Two large fists grabbed a pair of the large crystals making up the spaceship-cabbit's body, and manages to hold it still while it squirmed madly, trying to break free. Big O immediately posed, it's arms held up at it's sides, small flecks of energy collecting into the megadeus' orange headplate.

Melvin: Umbrella... memories... live free... Melvin's law... Yeah. CHROME BUSTAAAAAH

Melvin's thumb flipped up the button cover, and hit the red toggle switch. The megadeus responded by slamming it's fistless hands together, firing a giant red beam from it's headplate. Ryo-Ohki squirmed as hard as ever, but was completely caught in the beam, and let out a small cabbit-like squeak as it went through that sequence that looks like it was totally blown away. You know, where the defender looks like a bunch of black lines, and they're blown away.

The Big O's fists returned to it, and it posed dramatically. Ten or twenty away, Ryo-Ohki fell to the ground, unconsious, covered with bruises, and totally beaten up.


Melvin: OWN'D
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Posted on 05-17-04 09:30 AM, in SIM-BATTLE TOURNAMENT: Round One - Blue Team v. Green Team Link
Melvin oohs as he tiptoes up the stairs, not making a single noise.

Melvin: Ah, the old 'axe to the jugular' tactic. Nice.

He moves into one of the empty rooms, and peeks through the blinks. He nods to JD, seeing him in the window across the street, as he drops his pistol back into the holster inside his coat, drawing out a tan gun with a very long barrel. He pulls back a switch on the end of the gun, causing the entire back end to slide out. He pushes a large red shell into the chamber, and shuts the end, a satisfying click emitting from the gun.

He suddenly pulls back the string on the blinds, and runs straight into the window, crashing through it. He turns to the right, aiming the gun at Zerodius and Kurama, and pulls the trigger. The gun does nothing for a moment, then fires forth a huge yellow beam towards them, the force of which sends Melvin back into a... wagon of manure. As the beam ends, he rises from the pile, and spits some of it out of his mouth.


Melvin: I... hates... manure...
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Posted on 05-17-04 10:50 AM, in The 42nd Desktop Contest Link
http://melvin.cymoro.com/img/desktop.jpg

1024x786, JPG, 401KB.
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Posted on 05-18-04 05:18 AM, in Azumanga: Best t-shirt EVER Link
I WANT <3 <3 <3
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Posted on 05-18-04 05:19 AM, in Sailor Moon Link
Originally posted by neotransotaku
a character that was depicted as a girl in the states was actually a guy in Japan


Pfft. Which one? Fish Eye or Zoisite?

Hell yes the series left a good impression on me. <3 for Haruka/Michiru and Ami/Makoto lesbian pr0n.
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Posted on 05-18-04 06:42 AM, in Diving into Deep Darkness (Chapter 2: Rock 'n Roll at Megalopolis) Link
Melvin grins madly, as he pops up behind him, sticking his tongue out at him.

Melvin: Bass Bass bo Bass bananna fanna fo fass ci si so cass, BASS!
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Posted on 05-18-04 09:09 AM, in Diving into Deep Darkness (Chapter 2: Rock 'n Roll at Megalopolis) Link
Melvin: Stop THIS!

Melvin took careful aim with his hookshot, and fired, as purple blasts passed over and by him. The chain wrapped around Forte, locking his arms at his sides, and chaining his legs together, making him look like a Boris Karloff knockoff.

Melvin pressed in the button on his hookshot, and suddenly, Forte was spinning around like a whirling dervish, and eventually crashed into a wall, sending him to the floor. Even if he wasn't out cold, he was bound to be throwing up all over the place.
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