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Posted on 07-17-05 10:19 AM, in Guess who already has Harry Potter book 6? Link
Don't have it, but my girlfriend does, and felt a burning desire to read one part to me.

Spoiler:
The scene with Harry's adoptive family that's just too impolite to drink the meade. XD
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Posted on 07-17-05 10:29 AM, in Should there be another smb movie? Link
Not only will there not be, but this thread should not be either. (Just because you're bored, it doesn't mean ANYTHING that pops in your head should become a thread.)
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Posted on 07-17-05 10:30 AM, in What is your favorite MlB team Link
Why don't we have spell-check?

(Closed until we do.)
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Posted on 07-18-05 02:24 AM, in Separation of church and state. Link
Originally posted by Kefka
Originally posted by Mr. Monday
EDITED BY GREY: God damn, that was pissing me off.


Commandment #3, buddy. I would think that someone who is so avid about having these commandments in courthouses wouldn't break one of them by EDITING IN a phrase that uses the Name of the Lord Thy God in vain... Or did you just forget all of them because you didn't see them in your local couthouse?


Bold, italics, and underline added by me.


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Posted on 07-19-05 09:00 AM, in iPod Problems Link
Just out of curiosity, what format? I think the iPod can only handle MP3 or AAC (M4A/M4P).
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Posted on 07-19-05 12:26 PM, in 2005 MLB All-Star Game Link
Originally posted by Bush Hater
I don't want to talk about anymore. End of post.


Oooh, I'm sorry, then why bother posting? If they're reduced to trotting out Tim Redding (now no more), Darrell May, and... I think Aaron Small, they DO suck. They're not the same team, and they just don't have what they did in the late 90's. Nice to see you're going to let Manny Ortez ruin the team for you (and they aren't exactly assholes, ya know... A-Rod is and always has been the most disingenuine player ever).

How do they suck when they're in first? Well, for quite some time, you were trotting out Tony Womack and his .538 OPS. Das no good at second base. Oh, wait, he was supposed to be the answer in CENTER FIELD? Oopsie. Posada's been on a tear, bringing his average up to .260. Bernie Williams is done, there's just no getting around that.

Wanna talk pitching? Their rotation of hidden blistering death:

Randy Fucking Johnson: ERA just coming down from 4.50, K/9 IP under 9. Nope, he's not the same. Will he adjust? Jury's out on that. But this guy's supposed to be your ace, ya know.
Mike Mussina: He is what he is, through and through. Only hittable (giving up almost 10 H/9 IP) but at least he isn't walking enough to make his WHIP (1.33) suck TOO badly.
Carl Pavano: Adrian Beltre with a slider. Oh yeah, he's on the DL.
Kevin Brown: He's done. Glad you're getting his contract off the books this season? Just came off the DL.
Jaret Wright: Do they have do-overs in baseball? No? Cuh-waaaaap. Or, as the kids say, "hay s^ 60-day DL?"

Spot starter? How's about...
Chien-Ming Wang: "Dr. James Andrews", baseball-speak for "Out for the Year."
Tim Redding: You got him and Darrell May for Paul Quantrill, designated for assignment for prolonged suck.
Darrell May: And yet the Padres STILL got the better of the deal.
Tanyon Sturtze: There's a reason TAMPA BAY dumped him. They didn't think to put him in the pen, where he feigns competence.
Sean Henn: Pitching prospect. Didja know there's no such thing as a pitching prospect? Ask John Sickels.
Al Leiter: Just because Florida has a good rotation, doesn't mean ALL their starters are good. When he got DFA'ed, he was last in the majors in first-pitch strikes. You fall behind hitters, you WILL suck. Debut against Boston? Blind squirrel meets nut.

Ergo, Yankees are titanic underachievers. Sucking, even. Want to remedy this? Well, seeing as they have NOTHING to trade, save Eric Duncan (who isn't exactly tearing it up) or Henn (remember what we said about pitching prospects?)... they, uhm, can't. They've gotta hope EVERYONE was starting slow and they become world-stomping titans. Which they're not, seeing as uber-pinch hitter Ruben Sierra just stomped himself onto the DL (hiya hamstring!)...

But more importantly, what the hell does this have to do with Terri Schiavo?
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Posted on 07-21-05 10:04 AM, in A dad kills his "Gay" baby son. Link
I think it's time to start funding research on how to best break Florida off of the US. Anya and Chris will, of course, be evacuated.
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Posted on 07-22-05 09:32 AM, in Separation of church and state. Link
Originally posted by Kefka
Originally posted by drjayphd
Originally posted by Kefka
Originally posted by Mr. Monday
EDITED BY GREY: God damn, that was pissing me off.


Commandment #3, buddy. I would think that someone who is so avid about having these commandments in courthouses wouldn't break one of them by EDITING IN a phrase that uses the Name of the Lord Thy God in vain... Or did you just forget all of them because you didn't see them in your local couthouse?


Bold, italics, and underline added by me.


Screw you, hipster


Jesus and I love you too. :>
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Posted on 07-22-05 10:13 PM, in oh boy another crappy film by mel gibson Link
Martin Lawrence is by far the worst offender when it comes to crap.
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Posted on 07-23-05 12:38 PM, in Airplane! Link
Luigi-san, do you like movies about gladiators?

Wish I'd seen the first Airplane! in the cheap bin, but at least I grabbed the sequel, BASEketball, and the entire Naked Gun trilogy. How does Top Secret! stack up to them?

And don't forget Striker's drinking problem.

On BASEketball: I'm just miffed they took out the Steve Perry montage during the fateful season.

EDIT: In the name of stealing every other funny line in the movie:

Joey: Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.
Roger Murdock: I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.
Joey: You are Kareem. I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.
Roger Murdock: I think you should go back to your seat now Joey. Right Clarence?
Captain Oveur: Nahhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone, let him stay here.
Roger Murdock: But just remember, my name is ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot.
Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.
Roger Murdock: The hell I don't. LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.


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Posted on 07-23-05 12:44 PM, in oh boy another crappy film by mel gibson Link
You guyyyyys, stop fiiiiiiighting!

(But really, Rebound is so much worse than any movie Gibson's made. In fact, I should not even speak that film's name.)
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Posted on 07-23-05 12:50 PM, in Your Hauls: Bought CDs, DVDs? Link
Why not? Easy. Ya big on extras?

CD's:
Bloc Party: "Silent Alarm"
Butch Walker: "Left of Self-Centered"
The Crimea: "Lottery Winners on Acid"
Dredg: "Catch Without Arms" (oh fuck yes.)
Dropkick Murphys: "Blackout!", "Live on St. Patrick's Day", "The Warriors Code"
Everything But the Girl: "Amplified Heart"
Happy Mondays: "Yes, Please!"
Hole: "Celebrity Skin"
M.I.A.: "Arular"
Mike Doughty: "Haughty Melodic"
Minutemen: "The Politics of Time"
V/A: "Plastic Compilation, Volume 2"
V/A: "Punk-O-Rama 10"
Ramones: "Ramones" (Expanded 2001 Re-release)
Sleater-Kinney: "The Woods"
Ted Leo & the Pharmacists: "Shake the Sheets"
Tegan & Sara: "So Jealous"
Tragically Hip: "Up To Here", "Road Apples"
Tricky w/DJ Muggs & Grease: "Juxtapose"
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Posted on 07-23-05 12:52 PM, in (NHL) The deal is done! Link
Originally posted by Lenophis
Originally posted by neotransotaku
Originally posted by Colleen
I like most of them but am prepared to puke as soon as shootouts are introduced.

shootouts? you don't lie shootouts? why is that?

You see, he'd rather there be ties so 30 out of 80 games turn out exactly like the 2002 MLB All Star Game.


Slight difference: ties are a result of two teams being unable to settle their differences in 65 minutes. The All-Star game was glorified Little League, get-everyone-into-the-game strategic dumbassery.
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Posted on 07-23-05 12:58 PM, in General Project Screenshot Thread Link
Originally posted by Peardian
By the way, great work on Mega Man III, KTurbo! "Gay spin"...


It really isn't. I swear I saw that hack before, and it sucked then.
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Posted on 07-24-05 12:29 PM, in Do you work? What do you do? Link
All y'all're babies.

I'm a sports reporter for a local weekly paper. Not coincidentally, the section's linked in my bio.
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