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Posted on 11-01-05 08:50 AM, in XK IS SO AWESOME Link
well normal users can post but not make new threads.

think of it as an LT for non retards.
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Posted on 11-01-05 08:57 AM, in request coins here Link
done that too
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Posted on 11-01-05 08:58 AM, in woah new items Link
20:50'11"> Melvin: Paper Battle Fan would be +10 Atk and +10 Lck, Bionoculars +10 Dex and +10 Lck, and the Saucepan Lid +10 Def.
20:50'34"> Melvin: Make up whatever prices depending on what it's between on stat placement.


it's a paper battle fan for christ sakes how could I not add it
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Posted on 11-01-05 09:00 AM, in XK IS SO AWESOME Link
LT - dumb + awesome = THE AWESOME BLACK HOLE


which is the new forum name for this
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Posted on 11-01-05 09:01 AM, in woah new items Link
Totally Useless StaffTM

what a useful idea
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Posted on 11-01-05 09:20 AM, in XK IS SO AWESOME Link
whoever it is gets a free ban.


for five minutes.


(edited by Xkeeper on 11-01-05 12:20 AM)
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Posted on 11-01-05 09:23 AM, in on an note that is unrelated to how awesome I am Link
gif construction set professional
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Posted on 11-01-05 09:34 AM, in on an note that is unrelated to how awesome I am Link
oh yeah, be sure to set remvoal to 'background' or you get funny little trails everywhere

which is bad
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Posted on 11-01-05 09:36 AM, in Uh oh... Link
step one: random sexes

step two: username = md5 password

intermission: avatars and minipics changed to glitched garbage

step three: md5 password = old username, becoming impossible to log in or post

step four: ids changed


basic rundown for you.
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Posted on 11-01-05 09:57 AM, in request coins here Link
fun fact: frog coins don't exist
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Posted on 11-01-05 10:09 AM, in request coins here Link
I find the debatableness of that debate ... oh screw it that won't be funny


Who likes the description of LT?
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Posted on 11-01-05 08:20 PM, in apply for my ass here Link
except this time it's not someone trying to pass it off as a real thread


and I wouldn't apply even if I got a million dollars for it
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Posted on 11-01-05 08:23 PM, in on an note that is unrelated to how awesome I am Link
can I smack him yet

please


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Posted on 11-01-05 08:25 PM, in where did all of these Xkeepers come from Link
Originally posted by knuck
Originally posted by KATW
Theres one who ruins the fun in every crowd...
Funny enough, that usually is Xkeeper.

oh? I thought it was you.
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Posted on 11-01-05 08:28 PM, in In memory. Link
Originally posted by HyperHacker
In the beginning, Acmlm's Board was created as a small community, led by Acmlm himself, for people to discuss ROM hacking. Over time, this board grew bigger and bigger, gaining members and popularity, all the while maintaining its fun, laid back attitude. And it was fun.

Then... a person came along. Initially, it seemed that this person would be another valuable, intelligent member of the community. However, it eventually became clear that this was not the case. Cool as he may have been, he gradually turned violent. Everything from flaming others to hacking the board itself. Posts deleted, accounts messed with, all manner of general havoc wreaked. And so, this person was permabanned; banished from the community for all time.

This person, as if you couldn't guess, was Xkeeper.

Skip ahead a while. Once again, we see that the board is a fun, active community, full of mostly intelligent people and always a joy to post on. Living up to its slogan, "live the fun posting experience", Acmlm's Board was one of, if not the single greatest community on the world-wide web.

And once again, Xk showed up. Just as before, he wasted little time going to work sabotaging and destroying the board. And so once again, he was banned for all time.

Over the next few years, this cycle repeated several times. Xk continued to return via various ban-bypassing methods, cause all sorts of damage - in many cases, irreperable destruction - and being banned once more. Eventually, this grew to be such a problem that more severe measures were taken. The board's very code was altered such to prevent him from returning, and the server itself was reconfigured to deny him any manner of access. Xk's continued vandalism and destruction had become such a problem that such extreme measures had to be taken to end the chaos.

Once again, Xk has returned and made himself administrator. Just as in every other case, he proceeded to destroy. Genders have been swapped back and forth so often that the entire point of the 'gender' field is lost. User accounts have been modified in every way imaginable. Posts have been rewritten and for all anyone knows deleted. And to add insult to injury, he has continued to flame and troll constantly.

Let's review. Xk has done this several times, and each time he has been banned. Clearly, the logical choice this time is to... keep him on staff and laugh as he continues wreaking havoc?

The fact that he's remained admin this long is bad enough. Now I learn that he is being given access to the very board code itself. This is akin to electing Hitler head of national security and giving him full control over all national defense systems. To take a quote from his own bio:

20:39'53"> Melvin: Your success story rivals that of Legion's.
20:40'08"> Melvin: banned
20:40'09"> Melvin: banned
20:40'10"> Melvin: banned
20:40'11"> Melvin: banned
20:40'13"> Melvin: banned some more
20:40'16"> Melvin: permabanned
20:40'18"> Melvin: banned again
20:40'20"> Melvin: HOLY SHIT ADMIN


Even worse, he has already publically threatened to do more damage:
Originally posted by Xkeeper
step one: random sexes

step two: username = md5 password

intermission: avatars and minipics changed to glitched garbage

step three: md5 password = old username, becoming impossible to log in or post

step four: ids changed


basic rundown for you.


Personally, I will be quite surprised if the board even still exists by the end of the week. If nothing else, I can almost guarantee that several unorthodox, malicious changes will be made to the code. (Unless, of course, he decides not to do so simply to spite me, but I highly doubt he'll be able to resist the temptation. )

I can only ask what bonehead made this decision. If it was in fact Acmlm's doing, then this proves that he has indeed stopped caring about the board. I have noticed some active development on his own AB 2.0, and so if this is the case, then it may be simply that he wants the current board to go out with a bang before introducing V2.0. However, this is most likely wishful thinking.
If this was not Acmlm's decision, then I think a serious review of the intentions of the person who did make it is in order. Clearly this person either does not care about the board (and for that matter, probably wishes to destroy it him/herself) or has severe mental issues, or both. Either of these traits are not good to have in an administrator.

And so, if this does go through and Xk is indeed granted access to the code, then I shall deeply mourn its eventual death. I'll stick around to see just what happens (assuming Xk doesn't forgets to edit the code to prevent me from doing so), but barring some miraculous recovery, the 'fun posting experience' shall be forever lost.

As Xk himself would have posted:
R.I.P. Acmlm's Board - 2000-2005


What happened, Xk? You used to be awesome.

08:26'32'a> @Xkeeper_> perhaps someone should in form him
08:26'38'a> @Xkeeper_> that it was more or less a technical demonstration
08:26'47'a> @Xkeeper_> and I made sure everything was fine

(fun fact: Yiffy Kitten created several fields just for me, so I could copy old information into them when I overwrote the 'real' ones with garbage

I even made sure it worked before doing anything *really* evil)
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Posted on 11-01-05 08:40 PM, in In memory. Link
WELL HERES MORE TRUTH THEN

01:35'42'p> <Yiffy Kitten> how about I make one
01:35'48'p> <Yiffy Kitten> "oldsecks"
01:35'55'p> <Xkeeper_> might as well make more even
01:36'05'p> <Xkeeper_> oldname, oldpass, oldsecks, oldmini, oldavatar
01:36'12'p> <Xkeeper_> so I can overwrite more junk with garbage
01:36'18'p> <Xkeeper_> like glitchy NES tiles
01:38'18'p> <Yiffy Kitten> goat varchar(50) utf8_unicode_ci No Change Drop Primary Index Unique Fulltext
01:38'18'p> <Yiffy Kitten> haxor int(11) No 0 Change Drop Primary Index Unique Fulltext
01:38'18'p> <Yiffy Kitten> oldsecks tinyint(4) No 0 Change Drop Primary Index Unique Fulltext
01:38'18'p> <Yiffy Kitten> oldname varchar(25) utf8_unicode_ci No Change Drop Primary Index Unique Fulltext
01:38'18'p> <Yiffy Kitten> oldpass varchar(32) utf8_unicode_ci No Change Drop Primary Index Unique Fulltext
01:38'21'p> <Yiffy Kitten> oldmini varchar(100) utf8_unicode_ci No Change Drop Primary Index Unique Fulltext
01:38'22'p> <Yiffy Kitten> oldavatar varchar(100) utf8_unicode_ci No Change Drop Primary Index Unique Fulltext
01:38'23'p> <Yiffy Kitten> Those are for you to play with
01:38'39'p> <Yiffy Kitten> I'm going to kill them when you're done
01:38'47'p> <Xkeeper_> awesomes.
01:39'06'p> <Yiffy Kitten> Actually, oldsecks is 1 not 4
01:39'14'p> <Yiffy Kitten> Just noticed and changed it.
01:59'45'p> <Xkeeper_> I'm going to need you to just check that when the sexes go nuts, oldsecks actually has data
01:59'49'p> <Xkeeper_> that isn't what sex is
02:00'34'p> <Xkeeper_> man this is taking forever
02:00'54'p> <Xkeeper_> ok, check it
02:02'55'p> <Xkeeper_> and oldid would be nice too
02:05'18'p> <Yiffy Kitten> Yes, oldsecks does have data in it
02:05'25'p> <Xkeeper_> correct data?
02:05'35'p> <Xkeeper_> if so, we're clear for the next one
02:05'38'p> <Xkeeper_> (oldid plz)
02:05'40'p> <Yiffy Kitten> I don't see any 3's
02:05'48'p> <Xkeeper_> yep, it worked then
02:06'40'p> -Acmlm_- seems fine
02:06'54'p> -> -Acmlm_- thanks, try and add an oldid field for me
02:07'06'p> -> -Acmlm_- so I can further mess with it while keeping all of the old data
02:07'07'p> <Yiffy Kitten> there, oldid smallint(5)
02:07'13'p> -> -Acmlm_- never mind
02:07'14'p> <Xkeeper_> thanks


ARRGHGHH I CANT HANDL THE TRUGHHGBE IMDGDDYDINGGNGjd..F>#T#OIOIE
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Posted on 11-01-05 08:44 PM, in so Link
08:35'11'a> blackhole89\> $asdf=$pitem[coins]*0.6 - $item[coins];
08:35'11'a> blackhole89\> mysql_query("UPDATE users_rpg SET eq$item[cat]=$id,spent=spent-".$asdf." WHERE uid=$loguserid") or print mysql_error();

there's something immediatlely fixable
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Posted on 11-01-05 09:40 PM, in In memory. Link
It's true. I'm going to delete everything.

Oh wait, no I'm not.
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Posted on 11-01-05 10:03 PM, in In memory. Link
Originally posted by Elric
Again, I say:
Originally posted by Elric
I just love how one person gets you guys all worked up.

INTARNET: SRS BUZNEZ. LOL.

isn't it.

seriously, this thread made me lol when I read it.
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