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HyperLamer
<||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people

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Posted on 01-01-05 12:07 PM, in Adult Link Link
Wet pussy? That one is SO old, literally the first thing I think of when I see a link by that name is 'wet cat'. Surprisingly though, you don't see many links to great tits.
Spoiler:
The bird is called a tit.



(edited by HyperHacker on 01-01-05 03:09 AM)
HyperLamer
<||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people

Sesshomaru
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Posted on 01-01-05 12:12 PM, in The most noobish questions Link
Wait, why hasn't anyone asked this yet?

"Wats ASM? How do I do it?"
Or, to directly quote someone (forget who) on AIM: "How do I ASM a ROM?"
HyperLamer
<||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people

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Posted on 01-01-05 12:13 PM, in New Year's Resolutions - what's yours? Link
Not to stuff more than 6 pounds of watermelon in my ear. Yes, I'm serious. Didn't want to bother thinking of one that would ever actually come up.
HyperLamer
<||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people

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Posted on 01-01-05 12:15 PM, in You know this google? Link
OMG D00DS! THEY INVENTED THIS COOL NEW THING CALLED THE GASOLINE ENGINE! IT'S AWESOME!

Seriously, this is one of the oldest things on the web.
HyperLamer
<||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people

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Posted on 01-01-05 12:18 PM, in Look what I found with Google Link
Does little good if we don't know its IP.
HyperLamer
<||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people

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Posted on 01-02-05 05:37 AM, in It doesn't pay to be a DD Link
You can't get a DUI if you aren't actually intoxicated, no. But you can get busted for having open booze in the car, or in this case, underage posession, it would just be a different charge.
HyperLamer
<||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people

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Posted on 01-02-05 05:48 AM, in Yet another vulnerability in IE Link
Well, teach him otherwise. The only reason I have IE installed (besides the rather stupid dependencies - nothing works without it ) is for testing page/layout designs.

Also, I agree with this being here. This is probably the most visited forum, and new exploit/virus info should be as well-spread as possible to ensure people don't get infected.

Originally posted by Tarale
There's a LoadImage API vulnerability, that affects BMP, ICO, CUR, ANI files...

Shit, could that be exploited by other programs? LoadImage is a pretty commonly-used function.

Originally posted by Dracoon
If you are just careful and only go to trusted sites, it won't happen, and then you don't have to worry about it...

Sure, until some 31337 script kiddie uploads the infection code to a trusted-but-insecure page (essentially anything that displays user input without proper filtering, such as a comments page on a blog, a message board, etc), or even a link you follow not knowing that it leads to. Or you come across a malicious site on Google. Or an ad server on a trusted site changes their policy and installs adware that changes your start page (seen it happen before). Or someone else visits a malicious page on the computer while you're not looking. Or you mis-type a URL. Etc, etc. The belief that visiting only trusted pages prevents these exploits - or even, that you will visit only trusted pages - is quite foolish.
HyperLamer
<||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people

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Posted on 01-02-05 05:54 AM, in Post your desktop. Link
I just re-installed from scratch and haven't finished setting up yet. So I'm using the default XP theme and desktop. The only difference is that my taskbar is on the right and is 40% translucent, displaying the image behind it in a cool fashion. (Done using a program on my site. )
HyperLamer
<||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people

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Posted on 01-02-05 05:58 AM, in Yet another vulnerability in IE Link
Absolutely, the only place to find it is deep within the start menu. Not only do I not want it to show up but I also hate its icon. (Teh ugly!) But I need it to be semi-accessible for testing.
HyperLamer
<||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people

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Posted on 01-02-05 06:04 AM, in New hard drive! Now help me fix it. Link
Because backing up, re-installing, and restoring everything is quite a pain.
HyperLamer
<||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people

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Posted on 01-02-05 06:08 AM, in I made a cool program. Link
Look at all the rendering problems you can get by making some of these windows transparent. It's clearly not designed for them to be anything less than 100% opaque. And I fail to see how drawing solid black would ever take less CPU power than drawing a picture.
HyperLamer
<||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people

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Posted on 01-02-05 06:38 AM, in I AM CAPTAIN CAPS Link
Since my connection is too slow to load the entire page (BitTorrent's hogging it all ) I'm not going to bother waiting so I can use traditional quotes.

Colleen: So let's say you open a folder and it has setup.exe in it. What's it set up? No idea.

Zem:
HyperLamer
<||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people

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Posted on 01-02-05 06:43 AM, in Sad. Link
GAH! YOU BITCH YOU LINKED TO A PDF! You have any idea how long it takes to open one of those with 2 instances of BitTorrent running?

Next time warn people if you're going to link to a file that will make their computers open big programs like that.
HyperLamer
<||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people

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Posted on 01-02-05 06:56 AM, in This is definitely not an "Ask Melvin stupid questions so he can win the Mosts again" thre Link
Trapster: Watersports? I'd have to say that's the only one of those I don't believe I've heard of...

Well since Melvin doesn't seem to be here at the moment, I'm just going to answer his questions for him. What is said from this point forward comes from him, not me.

Melvin

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Dracoon: I read about them on the Internet and thought it made me 31337. I've never come close to trying any of them, I'm just a dateless loser sitting alone in an apartment with a big porn stash. Wanna come visit? We could do stuff. You know... Stuff.

Also I hereby swear to give $217,804 to HyperHacker, in the hopes that it will make me anywhere near as cool as him.


(No offense or anything. )


(edited by HyperHacker on 01-01-05 09:59 PM)
HyperLamer
<||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people

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Posted on 01-02-05 07:03 AM, in Hmm no new year's eve spree Link
Well it's still new year's day for 2 hours. I'd spree but BitTorrent is hogging all my bandwidth so it would take forever. To quote Abe Simpson, "This is as fast as I can move..."
HyperLamer
<||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people

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Posted on 01-02-05 07:10 AM, in AHH Shit! Link
That sucks. With my parents it just goes like this:
Them: Is that legal?
Me: Yeah.
Them: You sure?
Me: Yeah.
Them: OK, don't get into trouble.

Course I'm the only one that ever uses this computer anyway. Nobody else even knows how.

Sonic: Daddy cracked ROMs and I don't care...

Also your GIF shows up for me (Mozilla 1.6). Nice timing job.
HyperLamer
<||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people

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Posted on 01-02-05 07:13 AM, in Mushroom Nightmare 1 Re-release. Link
I'm sure a lot of people have played it, they just don't reply unless there's some big problem.
HyperLamer
<||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people

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Posted on 01-02-05 07:22 AM, in AUGHH! ITS BEEN LIKE A WEEK FUSOYA! Link
Rofl, you're expecting him to get anything done within a week? Or even check the forum? (This should have been a PM, anyway.)
HyperLamer
<||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people

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Posted on 01-02-05 07:40 AM, in Have you ever been Carded buying a game? Link
Yeah, right, like I could ever afford it. Seriously, I generally only buy games rated E-T, because I haven't seen many interesting M-rated games for any systems I own.
HyperLamer
<||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people

Sesshomaru
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Posted on 01-02-05 07:57 AM, in Strangest thing ever found in a toilet? Link
That's right. What's the strangest thing you've ever found in a toilet? I found a paper canoe once.
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