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HyperLamer
<||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people

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Posted on 12-31-04 07:56 AM, in New hard drive! Now help me fix it. Link
All the references? Like shortcuts, config files, registry entries etc? That'd be rather difficult to do.

Any idea how to un-install Visual Source Safe? Or at least make it not ask if I want to add every VB project I open?
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Posted on 12-31-04 07:58 AM, in Look what I found with Google Link
Originally posted by 16BT
He's a dare, print goatse on it.

Can't print images, or even formatted text for an ASCII version.

Anyway I think you guys broke it. It's been uploading an 8K file for 20 minutes now!
HyperLamer
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Posted on 12-31-04 08:05 AM, in I AM CAPTAIN CAPS Link
iT'S aCCePTaBLe iN oLD GaMeS BeCauSe THeY DoN'T SuPPoRT LoWeRCaSe FoR MeMoRY ReaSoNS. WHeN PoSSiBLe HoWeVeR, PRoPeR CaPiTaLiZaTioN iS a STaNDaRD. aLL CaPS iMPLieS SHouTiNG FoR THe SaMe ReaSoN THaT GeTTiNG iNTo a CaR iMPLieS DRiViNG; iT'S WHaT THe PeRSoN WHo DoeS iT iS uSuaLLY DoiNG. BTW, WaReZ-STYLe CaPS PWNS.
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Posted on 12-31-04 08:06 AM, in Look what I found with Google Link
Damn. Wonder if they'll turn it on tomorrow, being new years eve and all?
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Posted on 12-31-04 08:30 AM, in New hard drive! Now help me fix it. Link
Well I'll check that out. Thanks.

Another little problem: I moved My Documents, because I hate the big long path name and some old programs don't work so well with it. Most of it worked fine, I renamed My Pictures and there were no problems. But with My Music, I had created a folder called Music before doing this, so Windows doesn't recognize that as the default folder for music. (It created one, which I deleted.) Can I fix that? (Like whenever something tries to access My Music it ends up there, just like it does with My Pictures which is now Images.)

Finally it'd be great if there's a way to hack MSPaint to save with lowercase extensions, or if anyone knows a good alternative that doesn't require .Net. (I might have to write one sometime. )
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Posted on 01-01-05 04:43 AM, in Happy new year! How will you celebrate it? Link
Fill up on Pepsi, watch Inuyasha, and curse at Cogeco for their stupid service cutting me off every half-hour. Thanks to them neither Ranma 1/2 or Card Captors will be done downloading 2005.
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Posted on 01-01-05 05:14 AM, in Who wants to make an NES emu with me? Link
Hmm, depending on how much of the work your emulator actually does, this could end up being one of those cool core-only ones that you can just add into anything, like those ones that can be used as Winamp/IRC plugins.

Originally posted by Disch
All the API stuff you do in VB (which I've seen you talk about in other posts) works exactly the same way in C... so I don't see why you'd have a harder time doing stuff in C than you would VB (in fact... I'd figure it'd be just the opposite).

Because 'all the API stuff' is all I can do. It doesn't have any of the built-in stuff or any real way to do debug output, and I have no idea how to create the window itself. (I know how to make them through code, but not how to put anything on them, and there must be some better way to do it.)

Don't bother setting it up specially for me, I can work with whatever. (I use Windows' API after all. )

Originally posted by Gavin
Originally posted by HyperHacker
I could do it in VB easily, including the whole pointer thing, but I don't know how you would work that into your program. (Compile it as a DLL, perhaps?)

Though really, if I'm going to be writing any emulators, I'd rather do it for GB. (I started one but couldn't get enough speed in VB and don't know enough C. )


HAHAHA, i assume your joking. otherwise you're just an asshole.

Care to explain?
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Posted on 01-01-05 05:18 AM, in New hard drive! Now help me fix it. Link
Yeah, I figured that out. The option wouldn't show up because I keep the taskbar locked (because it's ugly otherwise and can be accidentally moved/resized).

I know how to force MSPaint to save with lowercase extentions but it's annoying having to do that every time. I want it to be that way by default.
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Posted on 01-01-05 05:21 AM, in Need help with converting video formats to others and..... Link
You know you can use periods and commas in your sentences sometimes because otherwise it end up being like a really big run-on sentence which is annoying you know how it is like it's hard to read and stuff.

Anyway if it's taking 20 hours to encode, I would ask them about it. No way that can be right.
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Posted on 01-01-05 05:29 AM, in I know Photoshop is a big program... Link
That's good to know, but I don't see the relation between PS using up a lot of memory and random CPU usage spikes. (Plus shouldn't all that be cleared when I close the document? This happens even with no files open. )
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Posted on 01-01-05 05:36 AM, in OK, I know IE sucks but gimmie a break. Link
Forget the API, I'm talking about core Windoze programs themselves, such as the product registration thing (which will shut down your OS if not registered in a month or so) being written entirely in Javascript/VBScript. (WTF?)

I think it's working now, not sure how it happened, I just rebooted and it said the install was finished. May as well leave this open tho, since I just know something else will come up. (In fact I am having another annoying problem right now, but unless any of you guys work for Cogeco I doubt you can help. )
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Posted on 01-01-05 05:50 AM, in Birthday: Is that really necessary? Link
You know, I recall setting it to the highest year, but I could have sworn I put in the real day and month. *Does so*

And yeah, since 2035 is the highest the timestamp will go, there could be massive problems after that. Think Y2K, except for real, because a lot of systems depend on this sort of thing. Though I imagine they'll have worked something out by then. (Anyone who knows a damn thing about hex should have realized that the year 2000 means absolutely nothing to a computer. 2156 maybe, but not 2000.)

And the birthday bug was nothing compared to when a security test accidentally set every user's last activity to one minute ago, making every single one show up as online. Just recently too.
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Posted on 01-01-05 06:12 AM, in I AM CAPTAIN CAPS Link
All caps is annoying but the way warez d00ds type is worse. NoT oNLY Do THeY CaPiTaLiZe eVeRYTHiNG eXCePT THe VoWeLS, but they scatter DOS symbols about, which looks shitty in non-DOS fonts (come on, nobody's used those in 10 years), and put it in .nfo files - which is already used by Windoze! What, is .txt not cool enough?

-O-f- -c-o-u-r-s-e-,- -t-h-e-r-e- -a-r-e- -e-v-e-n- -m-o-r-e- -a-n-n-o-y-i-n-g- -w-a-y-s- -t-o- -t-y-p-e-.
HyperLamer
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Posted on 01-01-05 06:32 AM, in I AM CAPTAIN CAPS Link
3-letter extentions may not be a requirement but they're a standard. As for naming files like that, I know in the DOS days when file exentions other than EXE, COM and BAT didn't mean anything and filenames were limited to 8 letters, that was common. But this is 2005 (for all intents and purposes), nobody uses DOS anymore. Which brings up another point: FILENAMES CAN BE MORE THAN 8 LETTERS NOW! I hate when people insist on using 8-letter names. Though even that's not as bad as installers with totally meaningless names. WTF is ins64xqz-setup-6_28_52_huthuthut.exe?

Kyouji: I wanted it to be readable. I could do much worse.
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<||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people

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Posted on 01-01-05 06:45 AM, in The most noobish questions Link
OMG! It sez "press any key when ready" wheres any key and how do i no when its ready? help plz

BASH.ORG TO THE RESCUE

<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back fucker"

<Hvatti> MY CAPS-LOCK IS ON AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT OFF.. CAN ANYONE HELP ME???
<[DoD]Xiao> typ capslock button
<aegis> Hvatti: hold down shift while writing instead...^^
<Hvatti> hey that shift-thing works thx!!!
<Hvatti> but it*s pretty difficult to write while holding a shift:::
<Lilly-> omg
<Lilly-> Hvatti find "caps lock" key and press it once
<Lilly-> number 3 from bottom left
<Hvatti> where can i find it
<Tiger> hehe
<aegis> at the left of your keyboard
<Hvatti> ok thanx::
<Hvatti> YES IT WORKED!!!
<Lilly-> aamm
<aegis> apparently it didn't
<Lilly-> lol
<Hvatti> CAN I NOW RELEASE THE SHIFT?
<aegis> yes
<aegis> you have to release the shift.
<Lilly-> omg how sweet !!
<Hvatti> like this?
* Lilly- faints
<aegis> yep, just like that

<SoulBain> I think my keyboard's unplugged.

<seekm> this was a call someone had that i was helping them with
<seekm> "is you caps lock key on?"
<seekm> "i think so, the keyboard is in all capital letters"


(edited by HyperHacker on 12-31-04 09:47 PM)
HyperLamer
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Posted on 01-01-05 06:50 AM, in The most noobish questions Link
STFU, I fixed it.
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Posted on 01-01-05 08:38 AM, in Adult Link Link
Jeez, my mind must be dirtier than under your fridge, and I still knew what that would be. Plus the URL says 'oot' in it.
HyperLamer
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Posted on 01-01-05 08:50 AM, in This is definitely not an "Ask Melvin stupid questions so he can win the Mosts again" thre Link
Pfft. I got all of you beat for perversion.


...BOOBS!

Originally posted by Melvin
I'd estimate it at around 5-6gb until I get some hard numbers in.

HAHAHA HE SAID HARD
HyperLamer
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Posted on 01-01-05 09:08 AM, in One for the road Link
Somehow I knew Acmlm would make his 1000th post at midnight. Especially seeing how he was at 999 all night.

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2005!

And now I can say that thanks to Cogeco, my downloads which should have only taken ~15 hours are now spanning TWO YEARS and still not done.
HyperLamer
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Posted on 01-01-05 10:52 AM, in Need help with progress bar algorithm Link
I'm making a simple progress bar control, where you give it a minimum, maximum and value, and it draws these little dots (small images) that represent the value. There are 4 modes:
1) Value given is out of max, starting at min. Eg: max=20, min=5, value=10 means 5/15 (subtract min from both).
2) Value is a percentage of max.
3) Value is the number of dots to draw.
4) Draw a user-specified string determining the colours of each dot. (Eg: 'rrbby' draws 2 red, 2 blue, one yellow.)

Mode 4 works (and it has to, since the other 3 modes really just generate strings for it), and mode 3 as well (easy). 1 and 2 have a problem, it's kinda hard to explain. The control calculates the number of dots required to cover its width (or height, in vertical mode). It then calculates how many dots to draw with the 'full' type, and all the rest are drawn with the 'empty' type. (The user chooses which type of dots to use for each.) Now these algorithms work, except for one condition: if (max - min) is less than the number of dots needed to fill the bar, they come out to zero full dots. (I can see why, since the number divided by the number of dots is less than one, just dunno how to fix it.) The algorithms are as follows:

For mode 1:
Round(nValue / ((nMax - nMin) / NumDots))

For mode 2, same thing, but replace '(nMax - nMin)' with 100.

This is VB6 so Round() rounds up or down as necessary, and / refers to real-number division (5 / 2 = 2.5, not 2). So can anyone figure this out?

Also, unrelated: How complicated is the BitTorrent protocol? It'd be a neat project to try out if it's not too difficult.

[edit] I found the protocol specs, sounds doable. I don't get what lists and dictionaries are for, though. I imagine the dictionaries are for text compression? What do lists do and how are they to be stored? (Like, multiple entries or one in some special format?)


(edited by HyperHacker on 01-01-05 01:55 AM)
(edited by HyperHacker on 01-01-05 03:21 AM)
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