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Ben rhymes with ??? |
 Paragoomba Level: 12  Posts: 3/69 EXP: 6845 For next: 1076 Since: 06-12-05 Since last post: 101 days Last activity: 3 days
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When I talk to people, I tell them that I am a firm believer in the Aquatic Ape theory. |
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Paragoomba Level: 12 Posts: 4/69 EXP: 6845 For next: 1076 Since: 06-12-05 Since last post: 101 days Last activity: 3 days
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I refute your claims and demand that you defend your invisible pink unicorn theory in the face of new testimony given yesterday by Tony Hart, who says that it is impossible to tell the species or indeed colour of any invisible mammal, mythical or otherwise. |
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Paragoomba Level: 12 Posts: 5/69 EXP: 6845 For next: 1076 Since: 06-12-05 Since last post: 101 days Last activity: 3 days
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You should build your house out of snow. |
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Paragoomba Level: 12 Posts: 6/69 EXP: 6845 For next: 1076 Since: 06-12-05 Since last post: 101 days Last activity: 3 days
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Many times have my soles been scorned by the pies of that lesser species, the Brown Unicorn of Britain. I have in my time seen White Unicorn pies, but never dared to step in one, them being a rarity on this island. |
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Paragoomba Level: 12 Posts: 7/69 EXP: 6845 For next: 1076 Since: 06-12-05 Since last post: 101 days Last activity: 3 days
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But do the Golden Farmers exist as a race today? Gene flow has seen to it that both the Golden Farmers and the Platinum Fishermen are now indistinguishable from Caucasians (which by the way sounds like a type of fancy and cocaine-based confectionary). |
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Paragoomba Level: 12 Posts: 8/69 EXP: 6845 For next: 1076 Since: 06-12-05 Since last post: 101 days Last activity: 3 days
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I've been here for two days and have already suffered two heart attacks, two world wars and one world, we only got, one world. Then I turned nineteen, turned twenty and then turned nineteen again. |
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Paragoomba Level: 12 Posts: 9/69 EXP: 6845 For next: 1076 Since: 06-12-05 Since last post: 101 days Last activity: 3 days
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Legion: I think therefore I am. Get round that one, smart guy. |
Neonosfaratu: The only thing being used loosely are my ties. It's too damn hot for ties. (edited by Ben rhymes with ??? on 06-16-05 06:27 PM)
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Paragoomba Level: 12 Posts: 10/69 EXP: 6845 For next: 1076 Since: 06-12-05 Since last post: 101 days Last activity: 3 days
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I certainly hope not, otherwise I've wasted nine years of my life. |
Plus I'd be three years under this board's bottom age-limit. Plus are we even talking years here?
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Paragoomba Level: 12 Posts: 11/69 EXP: 6845 For next: 1076 Since: 06-12-05 Since last post: 101 days Last activity: 3 days
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Danielle: I am in fact ten men who have confined themselves to a think-tank with the intention of dreaming up such witty replies as this one. |
(edited by Ben rhymes with ??? on 06-17-05 03:58 PM)
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Paragoomba Level: 12 Posts: 12/69 EXP: 6845 For next: 1076 Since: 06-12-05 Since last post: 101 days Last activity: 3 days
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Originally posted by Shyguy I happen to enjoy making my own Lemmings puzzles. Do you have either Lemedit or Cheapo?
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Paragoomba Level: 12 Posts: 13/69 EXP: 6845 For next: 1076 Since: 06-12-05 Since last post: 101 days Last activity: 3 days
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Is the title thread in reference to the name of a tellytubby, or the ridiculous word that the ridiculous Edward de Bono has tried to propogate throughout the English vocabulary? |
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Paragoomba Level: 12 Posts: 14/69 EXP: 6845 For next: 1076 Since: 06-12-05 Since last post: 101 days Last activity: 3 days
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I've always thought the 'format c:' gag to be a bit lame. Whenever I read it I'm reminded of an old school friend who used to make pipe-bombs and claimed that he could kill you by applying pressure to your 'pressure point'. |
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Paragoomba Level: 12 Posts: 15/69 EXP: 6845 For next: 1076 Since: 06-12-05 Since last post: 101 days Last activity: 3 days
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Consider it a good thing that you have exams at all. The marks for my course are 100% derived from coursework. Sounds wonderful, yet I have gone and left myself |
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Paragoomba Level: 12 Posts: 16/69 EXP: 6845 For next: 1076 Since: 06-12-05 Since last post: 101 days Last activity: 3 days
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The preferred victim of my hay fever flavoured waffling would be of course the doctor, and yet I feel he will do nothing but prescribe me some useless anti-allergy tablets and pat my backside in a highly unwanted manner, and so it is to you I turn to vent my passions. |
My nose is blocked and so I become annoyed in the day and dehydrated in the night. My eyes itch like crazy and so I wake up with glued-together eyes that look similar to a disgusting person (edited by Ben rhymes with ??? on 06-18-05 07:20 PM)
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Paragoomba Level: 12 Posts: 17/69 EXP: 6845 For next: 1076 Since: 06-12-05 Since last post: 101 days Last activity: 3 days
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Presentations! It was once required of me to do a Power Point presentation, and so I took advantage of the resources available to me and inserted an extremely fast moving jpeg of my tutor's face on every page. It would whizz past the screen each time, and no one knew what it was until the end where it stopped under a message reading "The End, or is it?" |
The hilarity was trumped by an insane laughing fit I had halfway through my presentation. My advice to you is, never put
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Paragoomba Level: 12 Posts: 18/69 EXP: 6845 For next: 1076 Since: 06-12-05 Since last post: 101 days Last activity: 3 days
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I have to disagree with you about tissue. It really helped me get through my recent bout of diarrhoea. |
  Blast those high-pollen days. They need to invent some sort of breathing apparatus that repels pollen.
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Paragoomba Level: 12 Posts: 19/69 EXP: 6845 For next: 1076 Since: 06-12-05 Since last post: 101 days Last activity: 3 days
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Good going matey. What are you studying for? |
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Paragoomba Level: 12 Posts: 20/69 EXP: 6845 For next: 1076 Since: 06-12-05 Since last post: 101 days Last activity: 3 days
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Keikonium has good taste. The bitter stuff is the best. |
John Smith's has gotten me through many a clash with those damp and drizzly days. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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And.... I'm spent on what else to do. Clean your room.