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Liquid Pi Experiment

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Posted on 02-09-05 02:29 AM

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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20050208/od_nm/odd_testicles_dc

LONDON (Reuters) - A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror reported Tuesday.

Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off," the paper said.

Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking.

But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 yards back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.

Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in serious condition, the paper said.

Wales's 11-9 victory over England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff was their first home win over England in 12 years.

(edited by Liquid Pi Experiment on 02-08-05 10:31 PM)

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Posted on 02-09-05 02:38 AM

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...[shudders]

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Posted on 02-09-05 02:48 AM

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Posted on 02-09-05 02:59 AM

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...................(owch.)

Bah, I want proof!

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Posted on 02-09-05 03:02 AM

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I'll say this much: even if the team won, it's his loss

I can't believe he managed to walk all the way back to the bar after cutting them off

The last line could explain it a bit, but that's still a bit extreme, methinks

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Posted on 02-09-05 03:14 AM

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See, I told people about fanatical fans and sports... this just proves it further.

Could be true, considering how disapointed some people get when "their team" lose.

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Posted on 02-09-05 03:23 AM

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Ok either that guy had guts, was crazy or really drunk to have done that.

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Posted on 02-09-05 03:31 AM

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He's welsh. Next wacky news article, please.

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Posted on 02-09-05 03:32 AM

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I think it's safe to say it...come on, you all know you want to...

He...

got...

PWN3D.

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Posted on 02-09-05 08:23 AM

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The fact that he WALKED BACK TO THE PUB is even more shocking from where I stand.

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Posted on 02-09-05 08:25 AM

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Originally posted by Colleen
The fact that he WALKED BACK TO THE PUB is even more shocking from where I stand.

Yeah. I mean getting kicked in the balls is enough to keep me from walking. How does he walk with them detached?!

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Posted on 02-09-05 08:28 AM

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Apophis, I'd assume the whole "detachment" would lessen the pain. That, or the pain was so intense his mind shut it out completely. Only ideas I can come up with, and neither are particularly likely.

Abou the article... What the fuck?! That's all I wanted to say, what the fuck?

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Posted on 02-09-05 09:57 AM

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After my history, I didn't need proof to know that rugby fans and players were a few fries short of a Happy Meal

This just drives the point home.

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Posted on 02-09-05 10:28 AM

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Well look on the bright side: At least he wont be able to reproduce!

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Posted on 02-09-05 11:57 AM

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Despite the fact he walked back to the pub is how he didn't die of blood loss on the way to the hospital or the pub in the first place.

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Posted on 02-09-05 01:16 PM

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Ow! And you want proof, Anya?

I guess the guy did it because he was drunk. Drunk people are always more...well, they cam take jokes for real things. Even if they say it themselves.

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Posted on 02-09-05 04:50 PM

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Hmmmm...I wonder what his wife thinks....someone isn't gonna be getting laid for a while.

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Posted on 02-10-05 08:07 AM

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I *HOPE* to God he was drunk because at least then he'd have a little bit of an excuse.

He'll probably never be able to watch rugby again - too many painful memories.

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