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Legault

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Posted on 01-27-05 05:53 PM Link | Quote
Okay I was going to my HighSchool just like normal and we saw my friend Marcus in his truck so we thought that we would scare him by driving perpendicularly at his parked truck. To our surprise when we got close to his truck he looked over and saw us, and then his girl-friend, T.J., popped her head up from his lap with her mouth open. So we all just start laughing and laughing and her cheeks turned really red...The funniest part is that they are both "Christians" and that what they did should go against their beleifs...

So basically I have started this thread so you all can say the funniest things that you have ever seen.
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Posted on 01-27-05 07:07 PM Link | Quote
Well, one time this guy started a thread because he saw a christian cock-suck in progress. That was pretty funny.
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Posted on 01-27-05 07:51 PM Link | Quote
Oh well I guess you would have had to been there to laugh at it...
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Posted on 01-28-05 02:25 AM Link | Quote
Agains't their beliefs?

Big whoop.
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Posted on 01-28-05 02:27 AM Link | Quote
Oversleeping is against their beliefs.
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Posted on 01-28-05 02:39 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Jesper
Oversleeping is against their beliefs.


For the record, I am Christian.

But I could really careless.

My beliefs are 'mine', and they're extremely 'loosely' if at all, based on my religious beliefs.

Not to mention I hate the state the church (as a whole) is in now. So, I don't care to attend church as often, or just don't; like I have been for months.


(edited by Xeogred on 01-27-05 05:40 PM)
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Posted on 01-28-05 05:26 AM Link | Quote
Heathen! You will burn for your beliefs!
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Posted on 01-28-05 01:45 PM Link | Quote
Hah! I
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Posted on 01-28-05 11:05 PM Link | Quote
What's wrong of a blowjob during the car course.. It could be worse, she could have tossed his penis while he was 'hypnotized' and throwed at your window..
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Posted on 01-28-05 11:32 PM Link | Quote
Nothing if you
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Posted on 01-28-05 11:44 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Trapster
Nothing if you
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Posted on 01-28-05 11:50 PM Link | Quote
I know that but noticed that I said "nothing if you


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Posted on 01-28-05 11:59 PM Link | Quote
Oh, I know, but you had no reason to say that, because at no point was it ever implied that anyone meant the car was moving.
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Posted on 01-29-05 12:09 AM Link | Quote
First of all you guys are all off topic I said post something that you saw that was funny not rant about what I said.
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Posted on 01-29-05 02:41 AM Link | Quote
The funniest thing I've ever seen was when I was walking to class one morning last year with a friend. It was raining out, so we both had umbrellas out. She was getting this sneaky idea to fart in front of me, but she didn't notice that I had fallen back a bit b/c I had to fiddle with my umbrella for a moment. So this girl walks up in front of me, I'm not paying attention, I'm like 15 feet behind her, and all of a sudden I hear "ahh ahh, here it comes, and a farting." Then she looks behind her to see some random girl, the one who had passed me. Horrified and confused, the stranger takes off, walking really fast to get the hell away from this girl who likes to fart on people. My friend was just catatonic with embarassment.

And Kyouji, there is no indication that Trapster didn't understand the car was parked. If anything, Omega's post makes no sense. "tossing a penis"? Ouch.
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Posted on 01-29-05 03:01 AM Link | Quote
I think road dome is one of the funniest phrases of all time.

Dunno why, I just laugh at that phrase.
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Posted on 01-29-05 03:11 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by MathOnNapkins
The funniest thing I've ever seen was when I was walking to class one morning last year with a friend. It was raining out, so we both had umbrellas out. She was getting this sneaky idea to fart in front of me, but she didn't notice that I had fallen back a bit b/c I had to fiddle with my umbrella for a moment. So this girl walks up in front of me, I'm not paying attention, I'm like 15 feet behind her, and all of a sudden I hear "ahh ahh, here it comes, and a farting." Then she looks behind her to see some random girl, the one who had passed me. Horrified and confused, the stranger takes off, walking really fast to get the hell away from this girl who likes to fart on people. My friend was just catatonic with embarassment.

And Kyouji, there is no indication that Trapster didn't understand the car was parked. If anything, Omega's post makes no sense. "tossing a penis"? Ouch.


xfreakingd.

Hehe. ;D

Well, not exactly funny things that I've seen involving people, but this just happened today.

So my parents picked me up early from school because I had an apointment clear across town, about a 30 minute drive into the big city. Well when we got to the city (a small city here, where all the buildings are together like old houses, etc) there was Kids Toy store on the corner. Over about 2 buildings from this Childs Toy Store, there was another, "questionable" Toy Store. First thing I noticed in the very front window were a few statues, then ... your usual "rubber toys". I kept my cool and stayed casual, again I was with my parents, but I almost felt like laughing out loud.

Then on our way back I saw another place that was called something like "Sweet Desires" or something, kind of amazed me, these places seem rather common in the city areas.


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Posted on 01-30-05 03:41 AM Link | Quote
I got you beat. When I was in Seattle, they had "The Erotic Bakery". I was quite disappointed to find that they didn't actually bake anything.
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Posted on 01-30-05 06:28 AM Link | Quote
You guys should see Montreal. Nothing but 'XXX' signs. Shame I didn't get a chance to check any of them out.

A while ago in math class, the teacher left the room to get something. This one kid always likes to lock him out, so he just kept darting back into the room. A while later, the kid left... You guessed it, the teacher locked him out. Pwned. The best part was when the teacher unlocked the door but didn't say anything... He stayed out there for 5 minutes banging on the door, then pulled the knob straight off! XD

And not really funny, but strange... In the library, I noticed some kid whom it would appear was trying to steal a keyboard. I must have guessed right, because the next day they had a couple new keyboards and backpacks were no longer allowed near the computers. (I didn't say anything, because I figured no way he's stupid enough to just try to walk out with a keyboard in his backpack... I keep underestimating these people's stupidity. )
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Posted on 01-30-05 06:34 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by HyperHacker
You guys should see Montreal. Nothing but 'XXX' signs. Shame I didn't get a chance to check any of them out.


It's not even true.....

Okay, maybe a little....

Okay, I don't remember where exactly, but there was a place full of them.
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