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paradox Spike Level: 41  Posts: 107/703 EXP: 455239 For next: 24906 Since: 03-16-04 From: usa Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 25 days |
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If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive? If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it? (edited by paradox on 03-24-04 07:00 PM) |
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Havoks Red Koopa Level: 19  Posts: 16/121 EXP: 32533 For next: 3244 Since: 03-15-04 From: Toronto Canada Since last post: 27 days Last activity: 26 days |
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| I am offended by your jokes about oriental and chinese, because I am oriental and chinese. | |||
Acmlm Torosu heh Level: 51  Posts: 345/1173 EXP: 981994 For next: 31944 Since: 03-15-04 From: Somewhere that isn't outside of Sherbrooke, Québec, Canada Since last post: 39 days Last activity: 3 hours |
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Originally posted by paradoxDisoriental, maybe  If people from Poland are called Poles, whyThey'd be Holles, but that's not as much of a word now  If it's true that we are here to help others,Help the other others, like us?  If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...DoesOr rather, simply doesn't suffer ... could be nothing  |
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Lemon Luigi Mole Level: 30  Posts: 45/356 EXP: 164161 For next: 1708 Since: 03-15-04 From: USA Since last post: 110 days Last activity: 99 days |
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| Yes. Because, holes are round and empty. Because love isn't really blind. Milk! Why isn't it pronounced eleventeen? No, they have tea times. Not if they feed their baby non-chineese foods. To help the other others that you can't help. No, but now I have.  WTF? That isn't even a question! (It's a funny story)They were the prototypes. I didn't even know that! So, probably no. Maybe. It depends on if he has it or not. ______________ This should be in Craziness... And I just had Deja Vu! |
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paradox Spike Level: 41 Posts: 109/703 EXP: 455239 For next: 24906 Since: 03-16-04 From: usa Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 25 days |
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| dont be offended by the oriental joke because im not the ones who made these jokes | |||
kiwibonga Double metal axe Level: 27  Posts: 22/266 EXP: 106040 For next: 10119 Since: 03-15-04 From: Montreal, QC, Canada Since last post: 126 days Last activity: 3 days |
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| Why do we drive in the parkway but park in the driveway? | |||
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Kasumi-Astra Administrator Level: 62  Posts: 126/1867 EXP: 1971846 For next: 12840 Since: 03-15-04 From: Reading, UK Uni: Sheffield, UK Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 12 hours |
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| That doesn't mean Havoks can't be offended If you told Englishman Irishman and Scotsman jokes in an Irish pub, if you said the same, you'd still be beaten up Yes, they're slightly witty, but I'd hardly call them jokes. They're just short sighted statements that are funny on a very simple level. When you think about them more, they become less funny. A good joke should become more and more funny the more you think about it. |
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paradox Spike Level: 41 Posts: 110/703 EXP: 455239 For next: 24906 Since: 03-16-04 From: usa Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 25 days |
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| sorry, i will edit it out before more people get offended | |||
Prier Archangel Administrative Priestess. NUCLEAR SUB WEEEOOOO Level: 119  Posts: 156/8392 EXP: 18790939 For next: 138352 Since: 03-15-04 From: Nerima Dist. - Tokyo, Japan Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 1 day |
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| Wow...someone needs work on their sarcasm detection. | |||
Dracoon Zelda The temp ban/forum ban bypasser! Level: 84  Posts: 2/3727 EXP: 5514391 For next: 147561 Since: 03-25-04 From: At home Since last post: 5 hours Last activity: 5 hours |
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| I can answer all these questions. They just are, and I HATE YOU. Hey dont worry i am just kidding. | |||
Kon-Tiki Red Paragoomba Level: 13 Posts: 31/52 EXP: 9163 For next: 1104 Since: 03-15-04 From: Looks like you'll be the one going... Since last post: 579 days Last activity: 339 days |
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As said before, that'd be Holles, because you'd have to take the double l into concideration.
Because it feels so nice.
FREEZE!
Why's 12 not pronounced (typo of the month: pornounced) onety two? Because it sounds like an Indian and would be confusing people. Therefor, to stay consequent, they don't pronounce all the rest with onety, twowety, threeyety, etc, except for fourty, eighty and ninety, because they slacked off at those numbers to play Frogger.
I though coffee came as beans or powder
They use folks.
To be helped. Sheesh, some people don't realise they answer their own questions.
Exponential, since it's been avoiding the G-force with the zigzagging. ... Now, what if I'd jump up and tried to zigzag down, would I float down like a leave, since I'd be avoiding the G-force too then?
Good for you. You helped the others, that's what you're here for.
Jeez, I guess they're still trying to push Preparations A through that tiny hole of a G.
Naive... now that's the best advertisement to get people to stop buying Evian water. Who knows what those sailors do with bottles 
It's called Golden Bathtub. Can get you a pic of a solo Golden Bathtub if you want |
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woplock Red Paragoomba Level: 14  Posts: 18/61 EXP: 11597 For next: 1474 Since: 03-20-04 From: Brazil, West Dakota, USA Since last post: 571 days Last activity: 339 days |
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Are Bowie knives named after David Bowie? Paradox don't edit yourself. You have freedom of speech, if someone gets offended that's not your problem. I don't condone offending people, but what you do should not be based on anyones feelings but your own. |
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hhallahh Bob-Omb Level: 38  Posts: 12/607 EXP: 365476 For next: 4971 Since: 03-15-04 From: Portland, OR Since last post: 73 days Last activity: 60 days |
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Originally posted by Kon-Tiki That's it. This thread must die. Now. |
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Clockworkz Birdo  "Hoargh! Take your shoes off!" Level: 64  Posts: 84/2002 EXP: 2188320 For next: 25777 Since: 03-15-04 From: Undisclosed Since last post: 12 hours Last activity: 12 hours |
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If olive oil is made from olives, and sunflower oil is made from sunflowers... what is BABY oil made out of!?  |
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Dracoon Zelda The temp ban/forum ban bypasser! Level: 84 Posts: 16/3727 EXP: 5514391 For next: 147561 Since: 03-25-04 From: At home Since last post: 5 hours Last activity: 5 hours |
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| hmmmm I would say babys or a mixture of oils ment to make the skin smooth Yes i know that was a joke and if why dont you use moo juice. I win so you know. | |||
Jarukoth  IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79  Posts: 122/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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Originally posted by paradox Ok, a somewhat serious set awnsers for these, when possible: 1)Who says they are called that everywhere? I just call them Polish people. 2)To make the ones we love happy...in a matter of speaking. 3)Cheese doesn't talk to begin with. 4)Because humans aren't perfect. 5)Yes. They just might be sans coffee. 6)Who cares, just as long as the kids get fed? 7)We help them, they help us. It's a cycle, man. 8)It would be the speed of lightning, since it's just lightning moving at a different speed. 9)That was YOU? Terrence is really pissed off. 10) They finished preparing, and got ready. Duh. 11) That's just a happy coincidence. 12)No, the fifth person doesn't have it. |
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NSNick Laidback Admin Level: 85  Posts: 76/3875 EXP: 5895841 For next: 2699 Since: 03-15-04 From: North Side School: OSU Since last post: 9 hours Last activity: 1 hour |
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| Why do people insist on trying to be witty by answering humorous rhetorical questions? | |||
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paradox Spike Level: 41 Posts: 115/703 EXP: 455239 For next: 24906 Since: 03-16-04 From: usa Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 25 days |
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| ha im wondering the same thing (edited by Kasumi-Astra on 03-27-04 04:02 PM) (edited by Kasumi-Astra on 03-27-04 04:04 PM) |
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Tuvai Permanently banned for account hacking. Level: 24 Posts: 119/211 EXP: 74894 For next: 3231 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 566 days Last activity: 339 days |
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Originally posted by Lemon KirbySo, you're saying I'm round and empty? |
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Lemon Luigi Mole Level: 30 Posts: 108/356 EXP: 164161 For next: 1708 Since: 03-15-04 From: USA Since last post: 110 days Last activity: 99 days |
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| No. I was saying why they AREN'T called Holes. |
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