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alte Hexe

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Posted on 12-22-04 04:07 AM Link | Quote


My penis, pant zipper.

OUCH!
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Posted on 12-22-04 04:08 AM Link | Quote
Ow. I've heard horror stories about that happening to guys.....

I would say put ice on it..but I doubt that'll help...so just drink something hard.
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Posted on 12-22-04 04:15 AM Link | Quote
Ouch. That must've hurt Hopefully you didn't zip your pants too far up though. I'm fairly sure it's happened to all guys at least once in their life.

That's exactly why, unless it's absolutely necessary, I prefer to wear pants without zippers

At least this sort of thing didn't happen
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Posted on 12-22-04 04:17 AM Link | Quote
How did you get the beans above the frank!?
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Posted on 12-22-04 07:06 AM Link | Quote
I'm always careful enough to not do that. Do it slow enough that you can feel a slight pinch before you half kill yourself XD
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Posted on 12-22-04 08:23 AM Link | Quote
That's why I try to wear pants without a zipper as much as possible. Which is never.
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Posted on 12-22-04 08:33 AM Link | Quote
..........

I thought that kind of stuff only hurt in the movies. *cringes*
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Posted on 12-22-04 10:01 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Colleen
I thought that kind of stuff only hurt in the movies. *cringes*
Are you kidding? You thought a zipper to the penis didn't really hurt?

And ouch, man. Just ouch.
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Posted on 12-22-04 11:02 AM Link | Quote
I never let my uh thing poke out from the zipper like that. I yet have to damage myself.

Uh, did it start to bleed or something? >.>
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Posted on 12-22-04 11:50 AM Link | Quote
There is a way to prevent things like that from happening. Its called...underwear...
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Posted on 12-22-04 12:08 PM Link | Quote
Holy fuck. I can imagine that such things hurts because I
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Posted on 12-22-04 02:40 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Ziffski


My penis, pant zipper.

OUCH!
There is a god!Ow.
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Posted on 12-22-04 02:43 PM Link | Quote
Pwnt!
See, this is why you tuck it into your boxers first.

[edit] Lmao, just noticed the thread icon you used. A perfect recreation of what a dude's face would look like having done that. That, or that one face that goes and explodes, which I can't seem to find at the moment. This one will have to do, watch the guy on the left and pretend he's going .

(edited by HyperHacker on 12-22-04 07:25 AM)
(edited by HyperHacker on 12-22-04 07:31 AM)
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Posted on 12-22-04 10:11 PM Link | Quote
I've had a zipper run over my finger, and that was uncomfortable enough. My penis.. I won't even think about..
Darth Coby

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Posted on 12-22-04 10:48 PM Link | Quote
Ooooooooeeeeeeeeeh x.x I'm feeling your pain, ahh, only the thought of it :s Your poor, poor penis :o
Anyway, did it get stuck deep or just a little bit?

(edited by Coby on 12-22-04 01:48 PM)
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Posted on 12-23-04 02:54 AM Link | Quote
solution: velcro fly.
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Posted on 12-23-04 03:19 AM Link | Quote


OH NO!!!!

(edited by Jarukoth on 12-22-04 06:19 PM)
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Posted on 12-23-04 04:59 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Jarukoth


OH NO!!!!
In the immortal words of my friend. "SCARY!!!!"

Doesnt happen to me that often. In fact... I cant remember the last time it DID happen.

Ah well... I dont feel your pain.
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Posted on 12-23-04 05:24 AM Link | Quote
This begs the question "why do porn movies bother having stories?"
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Posted on 12-23-04 05:56 AM Link | Quote
Dude. Porno plot is one of the funniest things ever.
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