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Nebetsu

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Posted on 12-19-04 11:32 AM Link | Quote
It's horribly glitchy!

(Sorry. I saw this on another forum and just HAD to post it)
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Posted on 12-19-04 12:12 PM Link | Quote
Why didn't God beta-test you?
Alastor the Stylish
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Posted on 12-19-04 12:35 PM Link | Quote
Damn, FreeDOS beat me to it ;-;
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Posted on 12-19-04 12:50 PM Link | Quote
Maybe we're in God's beta test right now. Speaking of which, the world needs an upgrade...anyone know when the next version will come along? ...What?
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Posted on 12-19-04 01:53 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted on God's Offcial website
Well, just getting back from my 1900 year vacation, and feeling pretty refreshed. Now that I'm back, I do plan on upgrading to new newer version of Earth which I plan to call version 1.337 This new version will have plenty of upgrades:

New Super humans! So I dont have to try and save everyone myself. I shall call them Admins and local mods.
DNA address checker. To make sure no unauthorized reregister....erm..cloning doesnt take effect.
S.P.A.M blocker: Something to help humans ignore the things they call advertisements.
Delete User: Get rid of all the bad people at a click of the button

There are many other updates with ths too. I expect the update sometime in the 25th centry...


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<||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people

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Posted on 12-19-04 03:46 PM Link | Quote
It's not glitchy, it's supposed to be this way. Life is a highly detailed simulation game, and God's just seeing what happens if he doesn't do anything, except perhaps the occasional miracle. (That, or he fell asleep. )

If you think about the Earth as a video game it actually answers a surprising number of questions... Gravity? Simple to program. Why foreign people/places usually look different, and why it takes so damn long to get there? Different tileset and tileset load time. All those weird-ass creatures underwater that you can see through or that eat their own brain or whatever? Leftovers. (Think of like an RPG, you can have 256 different monsters; if there aren't that many, the remaining slots are going to be very strange. Initializing every single animal on Earth to 'nothing' instead of the random numbers it starts as would have taken a while, so he just put them way deep in the ocean.) Ghosts? Wallhackers, or possibly moderators. It all makes perfect sense.
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Posted on 12-19-04 03:53 PM Link | Quote
Matrix LOL
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<||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people

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Posted on 12-19-04 04:01 PM Link | Quote
Actually yeah, kinda like that. But less like in the movie. Not as much action involved.
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Posted on 12-19-04 05:00 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by HyperHacker
Actually yeah, kinda like that. But less like in the movie. Not as much action involved.


The heck there isn't!

*techno music starts, starts randomly kung-fu'ing things*
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Posted on 12-19-04 05:04 PM Link | Quote
Well, we aren't far from creating our own Earth simulator.

And actually, the world could be computer simulated. But it's so hard to prove it that it's hard to prove it either way. Unless the admins contact us.

And honestly, computers think way diffrent than human beings. And there is possiblity that our world is computer generated by a world that is computer generated in a world that is... yeah.

And well, the thought of other than this one excites me but scares me at the same time.
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Posted on 12-19-04 07:06 PM Link | Quote
I can answer the question in the thread title.

Because he
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Posted on 12-19-04 08:35 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Trapster
What about HyperHackers?
Where's the funny. I can't find it. I think you killed it.
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Posted on 12-19-04 08:48 PM Link | Quote
Hey! I just found out the meaning of life, the universe and everything?
Wanna hear it? No? Yes? No? Yes? Anyway... Here it is...

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RUNTIME ERROR
Error detected in array earth("internet("contact("send("ACMLM")")")").
Reboot the system if this problem keeps appearing.

Program will now try to resume "earth.exe".
---------

Fantastic, huh?
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Posted on 12-19-04 10:14 PM Link | Quote
There's always the scientists to make it open-source though.
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Posted on 12-19-04 10:36 PM Link | Quote
No, no, no, Smallhacker. It's 42.
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Posted on 12-19-04 10:36 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Nebetsu
It's horribly glitchy!

(Sorry. I saw this on another forum and just HAD to post it)


he tried... it is called Genisis. Read it and look at how he had problems that he fixed and made it better.
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Posted on 12-19-04 11:15 PM Link | Quote
What if this is the beta-test? Eh? Ehhh???

OK, I'm done.
Alastor the Stylish
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Posted on 12-19-04 11:25 PM Link | Quote
I've never heard of a beta lasting billions of years. Have you?
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Posted on 12-20-04 12:14 AM Link | Quote
For us, it is a billion of years? But in a Simulation, everythings runs faster.

And I just hope the System earth runs on, won't crash.
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Posted on 12-20-04 12:16 AM Link | Quote
I don't think Earth would work anyway .
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