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Kwan Doesn't have a valid sized userpic. ||bass will be pissed :(((((((( Level: 50  Posts: 861/1137 EXP: 937111 For next: 10206 Since: 03-15-04 From: Durkadurkastan! Since last post: 22 days Last activity: 2 days |
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| http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html Old, but nevertheless, funny. |
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Ran-chan Moldorm eek, when are they going to stop growing... Level: 143  Posts: 4215/12781 EXP: 35293588 For next: 538220 Since: 03-15-04 From: Nerima District, Tokyo - Japan Since last post: 12 hours Last activity: 12 hours |
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Whay made me laugh the most was: 8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?  Especially when they spelled it WRONG.  And well...it(edited by Millennium Neko on 10-11-04 07:29 AM) |
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Cymoro PATRICK DUFFY WILL LASER YOUR SOUL   Level: 67  Posts: 1374/2216 EXP: 2549743 For next: 43129 Since: 03-15-04 From: Cymoro Gaming Since last post: 6 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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| "Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash"." Oh, shit. Looks like I have to turn myself in. After all, this is Linyos Torovoltos's fault, that damn commie. But my most favorite, favorite part was this: 6. Does your son use Quake? Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school. If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school. (edited by Cymoro on 10-11-04 09:47 AM) |
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DarkSlaya POOOOOOOOOOOORN! Level: 88 Posts: 2207/4249 EXP: 6409254 For next: 241410 Since: 05-16-04 From: Montreal, Quebec, Canada Since last post: 8 hours Last activity: 5 hours |
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| Is this supposed to be some kind of joke or something? I guess it has to be. It gave me a good laugh... "One of the reasons your son is interested in switching providers is to get away from AOL's child safety filter." A real hacker could easily bypass THAT. Heck, a web programmer like me could. " AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites." Cool, I've got illegal stores close to my home. Sorry gotta go back to my "Hacker" habits..... Or find a way to make my stupid Serial Number on a "trusted" system. |
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Kitten Yiffer Purple wand Furry moderator Vivent l'exp����¯�¿�½������©rience de signalisation d'amusement, ou bien ! Level: 135 Posts: 5360/11162 EXP: 28824106 For next: 510899 Since: 03-15-04 From: Sweden Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 4 min. |
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| Darkslaya, it's dead serious. With Linux and Bonzi buddy I hack FBI. :O Seen this before on snopes, neverthless it's still funny.  ...wouldn't be surprised if some dumb parents really belived that article was serious. ~_~ |
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Smallhacker Green Birdo SMW Hacking Moderator Level: 68  Posts: 625/2273 EXP: 2647223 For next: 81577 Since: 03-15-04 From: Söderhamn, Sweden Since last post: 10 hours Last activity: 9 hours |
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| Son (thinking): Darn. I wanna play CS, but I need a better graphics card. Son: Moooom! Can you buy me a new graphics card? Mom (thinking): OMG! My son's a haxor!!!!!1 Later... Mom: What's that you're doing? Son: Oh, I'm using Flash. You can make animations in it! Mom (thinking): OMFG! My son's REALLY a haxor!!!!!1 Later... Son: Damn! Mom: Huh? Son: This site tricked me to download Bonzi Buddy! Mom (thinking): WTF!?!?! He's trying to blame others! HE'S AN H@><0R!!!!!1111 CALL TEH COPPS!  |
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Keitaro Iron Knuckle ウラシマ ケイタロウ Level: 54 Posts: 729/1342 EXP: 1201569 For next: 32301 Since: 03-15-04 From: Hinata, Japan Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 2 days |
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| lmfao....Lunix XD that site was just too funny, scary thing is it was probably serious....ahhaa, AMD and Soviet Lunix XD | |||
MathOnNapkins Math n' Hacks Level: 67  Posts: 627/2189 EXP: 2495887 For next: 96985 Since: 03-18-04 From: Base Tourian Since last post: 1 hour Last activity: 32 min. |
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| This is pretty fucking hilarious. And the best part part is that it's constructed oh so beautifully. A masterpiece of composition. It would probably fool a parent though. I'd guess that the majority of adults over 30 out there are uninformed about the majority of the information in the article. | |||
Jarukoth  IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79  Posts: 1926/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| I sincerely hope this is a joke. If it's not, I weep for the world. | |||
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DarkSlaya POOOOOOOOOOOORN! Level: 88 Posts: 2217/4249 EXP: 6409254 For next: 241410 Since: 05-16-04 From: Montreal, Quebec, Canada Since last post: 8 hours Last activity: 5 hours |
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Originally posted by Jarukoth At least it's not saying: "If you see your son use a program called Mozilla FireFox, he's |
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Dracoon Zelda The temp ban/forum ban bypasser! Level: 84  Posts: 1563/3727 EXP: 5514391 For next: 147561 Since: 03-25-04 From: At home Since last post: 5 hours Last activity: 5 hours |
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| Ohhh, that was a good read. My dad read it and he is 44 now and he didn't believe one word of it. If someone else thought this was real they deserve to be haxored by their kids. | |||
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DarkSlaya POOOOOOOOOOOORN! Level: 88 Posts: 2218/4249 EXP: 6409254 For next: 241410 Since: 05-16-04 From: Montreal, Quebec, Canada Since last post: 8 hours Last activity: 5 hours |
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Originally posted by Dracoon But It got: "AOL + SECURE". Everyone will have to belive it. I'm gonna hack you using Flash. |
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KATW King Yoshi "If you stare at something long enough, it can be funny." Level: 86  Posts: 2025/3959 EXP: 6087979 For next: 54128 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 7 hours Last activity: 5 hours |
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Thank you for making my day.  These joke articles are great to read... espically the "Lunix" Part... I just about died laughting there. |
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Darth Coby Vire Dacht je nou echt dat het over was? Dacht je nou echt dat ik gebroken was? Nee toch? Nou kijk eens goed op uit je ogen gast. zonder clic heb je geen kloten tjap... bitch Level: 55  Posts: 888/1371 EXP: 1240774 For next: 73415 Since: 03-15-04 From: Belgium Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 9 hours |
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| Must be something wrong with my humor, I didn't find it very funny :s I found it rather sad because there actually are people out there who'll believe this article. |
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blackhole89 LOLSEALS Moderator of ROM hacking EmuNET IRC network admin Head GM of TwilightRO Level: 47  Posts: 356/971 EXP: 739208 For next: 26995 Since: 03-15-04 From: Dresden/Germany Since last post: 14 hours Last activity: 12 hours |
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Omg rofl  I could imagin this being serious in a couple of years, though, so there's actually not much to laugh about that... considering I actually know people who believe things like that (e.g. my grandmother who's obsessed with worldwide jewish conspiracies, devils possessing TVs and microchips from hell).  |
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Jesper Busy, busy, busy. Level: 69  Posts: 978/2390 EXP: 2856000 For next: 13743 Since: 03-15-04 From: Sweden. Since last post: 176 days Last activity: 79 days |
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| I have a son? | |||
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DarkSlaya POOOOOOOOOOOORN! Level: 88 Posts: 2227/4249 EXP: 6409254 For next: 241410 Since: 05-16-04 From: Montreal, Quebec, Canada Since last post: 8 hours Last activity: 5 hours |
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Originally posted by Jesper Yes.... We simply didn't tell you. |
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NSNick Laidback Admin Level: 85  Posts: 1222/3875 EXP: 5895841 For next: 2699 Since: 03-15-04 From: North Side School: OSU Since last post: 9 hours Last activity: 1 hour |
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Originally posted by Jesper Search your feelings. You know it to be true. |
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Kitten Yiffer Purple wand Furry moderator Vivent l'exp����¯�¿�½������©rience de signalisation d'amusement, ou bien ! Level: 135 Posts: 5386/11162 EXP: 28824106 For next: 510899 Since: 03-15-04 From: Sweden Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 4 min. |
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Originally posted by JesperDid you thought you had a daughter? ...I better hope I don't have any.  |
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Jesper Busy, busy, busy. Level: 69 Posts: 981/2390 EXP: 2856000 For next: 13743 Since: 03-15-04 From: Sweden. Since last post: 176 days Last activity: 79 days |
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| So I guess I do have one. When it's time for the talk about flowers and bees, I'll just link him to one of Leg's threads. |
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