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RoboticParanoia

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Posted on 09-22-04 07:22 AM Link | Quote
I've had it since I was a young lad in the backfields of Fort Worth. I've talked to many doctors about it, and they've all come up clueless on the cause of the scab on the back of my head.

Last summer, I went on a spiritual quest to find on what caused the scab on the back of my head. I randomly went up to people in Donntown Fort Worth and asked people about it. Some of their actions ranged from "Get away from me, you freak with a clipboard!" and "Get away from me, you freak!" I couldn't get a solid answer, so I asked my Dad's friend Boll. Boll was born a paralegic, and has been my dad's friend since Boll saved him in the Irish-American Potato War of 1973. A bunch of penguins came up to Dad and pushed him around. Boll strapped a bomb to himself, and dove staright into the penguin fun. The bomb was a dud.

I asked Boll about the damned scab in the back of my head. He said that it was probably because when I was born, alines abducted me. They were from a planted 5 googols away, right next to planet that Ann Heche is from. They implemented a probe in my head, because they weren't allowed by the US government to anal probe me. So, they put the probe in my head. He said that the scab was the clotting of the blood because they droned a skull in the back of my scab.

So, now apparantly, I'm going to explode in 5 days. Because, a piece of paper printed out my ear, and it had 9/26/04 <- You Expire. Have a Nice Day, baby. On it. So, my head's going to explode or I'm going to die or something.

Have a good day. I have a scab in the back of my head.
Dark Vampriel

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Posted on 09-22-04 07:25 AM Link | Quote
O...k?
Kario

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Posted on 09-22-04 07:26 AM Link | Quote
You need to go the doctor about that.
Spoiler:
And by "that" I mean your intense paranoia.
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Posted on 09-22-04 07:47 AM Link | Quote
I got a scab on the side of my head, but I blame it on lack of shampoo rather than aliens.
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Posted on 09-22-04 07:51 AM Link | Quote
This topic wins the unofficial "I made KATW speechless" award. You may wear it proudly...
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Posted on 09-22-04 07:54 AM Link | Quote
Now, excuse me as I type with my face in response to what my brain has interpreted on this matter:

byhh77yutrerc vtb8jm 8nm6 b54edc vbnmkl098765432134 5c6
Kario

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Posted on 09-22-04 08:02 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Ziffski
Now, excuse me as I type with my face in response to what my brain has interpreted on this matter:

byhh77yutrerc vtb8jm 8nm6 b54edc vbnmkl098765432134 5c6


That had me rolling on the floor. I wanna try it!

hf eni g gv 6ewrfgthjjnk fg hi
Dark Vampriel

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Posted on 09-22-04 08:57 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Kario
Originally posted by Ziffski
Now, excuse me as I type with my face in response to what my brain has interpreted on this matter:

byhh77yutrerc vtb8jm 8nm6 b54edc vbnmkl098765432134 5c6


That had me rolling on the floor. I wanna try it!

hf eni g gv 6ewrfgthjjnk fg hi


Well that is sure interesting and it fits the topic responce quite well I say.
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Posted on 09-22-04 09:38 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Ziffski
Now, excuse me as I type with my face in response to what my brain has interpreted on this matter:

byhh77yutrerc vtb8jm 8nm6 b54edc vbnmkl098765432134 5c6


This is my response;
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Posted on 09-23-04 02:36 AM Link | Quote
Careful, this thread may hurt someone...
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Posted on 09-23-04 06:41 AM Link | Quote
I think I just lost a few brain cells reading that one. *goes to get tinfoil hat*
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Posted on 09-23-04 10:43 PM Link | Quote
Man, what the fuck?
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Posted on 09-24-04 06:43 AM Link | Quote
I always get scabs on my head. In fact, I found one five minutes ago. I do with them what I usually do with such blemishes-- I rip them off. It's just a scab, dude. Sometimes they even leave cool scars, which I do have.
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