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Tuvai
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Posted on 03-20-04 02:47 AM Link | Quote
I'm very, very, VERY majorly extremely ultimately extraordinary pissed off right now.

When I was 4 (and that's 13 years ago) for some reason I was busy all day catching bugs and spiders and such and putting them in boxes and jars, just to watch them. I was obsessed doing that all day. One day, in the middle of the summer when there was pretty much a grasshopper plague in the great field that used to be here right next to town, there was this huge grasshopper almost as big as my lower arm part; huge scary thing for me it was, being a small 4 year old little kid.

Anyway, together with a friend, whom I sent back home to get a net so we could catch it (heck, that thing was so huge, no way I'd be grabbing that with my hands ), we finally caught that thing after a shitload of tries. Like I did with most of the other insects and bugs I collected, I put the huge grasshopper in a glass jar; unlike the other bugs and insects, the glass jar I put this grasshopper in was an old, empty aquarium we had in the garage, it wouldn't fit in a jar.

I watched it for days, until one morning I entered the garage where I kept all my bugs and insects, and noticed the grasshopper didn't move; 't was dead. On the same day, uncle Leon payed us a visit and I told him about the grasshopper. I was very sad because one of the best 'catches' died, then my uncle told me they could let it dry out, and it could be set up and kept for display.

That's what I did. So, ever since my fourth I have that [plastic box with inside, a huge set up grasshopper. It's always been on display on my bedrooms.

And then back to the present. My dad's girlfriend is staying here for a few days. My dad's off for a few minutes, and while being bored his girlfriend, who's still here mopping around, enters my room and notes the plastic box with the old grasshopper in it. In spite of telling her to be careful with it, she picks it up, and she drops it...

Result: the body, 4 small legs, 2 big legs and 2 antenna's lying over my floor, and my 'childhood pride' destroyed...

HOW MUCH I WANT TO RAM MY NEW KATANA RIGHT UP HER THROAT!


(edited by Tuvai on 03-19-04 05:48 PM)
(edited by Tuvai on 03-19-04 05:52 PM)
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Posted on 03-20-04 03:13 AM Link | Quote
Killing her won't get your gasshopper back. But if you torture her, you'll feel a little better. Make her life hell :D

Or just accept that you were going to lose it someday, and this was the day.
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Posted on 03-20-04 06:24 AM Link | Quote
I wouldn't do that. You'll get your katana all messy.

In all seriousness, how well do you know this woman? If she's a real bitch, I can't blame you for holding a grudge. If she's a good person though, she may apologize for it, and that's pretty much all you can get at this point.
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Posted on 03-20-04 08:37 AM Link | Quote
Don't listen to them, the bitch deserves to die, put your katana to good use. She killed your "childhood pride" now you kill her!
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Posted on 03-20-04 08:39 AM Link | Quote
Don't lay waste to perfectly good katana blade, or girl.
The answer is so obviouse.
Boy likes grass hopper.
Boy bottles dead grass hopper.
Grass hopper is in peices.
Boy fries up grass hopper peices and eats.
Boy and grass hopper become one. (at least untill next bowl movement... )




(edited by Chickenlump on 03-19-04 11:46 PM)
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Posted on 03-20-04 08:43 AM Link | Quote
Holy shit.....I would be pissed and upset aswell. *hugs* Try to calm down, though, rage won't help.

Damn.....
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Posted on 03-20-04 09:02 AM Link | Quote
My step mom used to come into my room, clean it and misplace things. One day she moved my physics binder and I had a lab due the next day, I couldnt find it and she was gone. I talked to my teacher the next day, he is an understanding guy and agreed to not deduct any points. The result of this situation, I got a lock on my door.

You parents might not really agree with you on this, but it does insure privacy to you and you're posessions. Talk to them before doing it and explain.
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Posted on 03-20-04 12:48 PM Link | Quote
Goddamn I'm just gonna come over there and do it myself if you don't Leroy.
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Posted on 03-20-04 08:40 PM Link | Quote
Destoying my childhood memories = death.

What did you do with the grasshopper parts? You did save them right?
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Posted on 03-21-04 12:03 AM Link | Quote
Damn, I know how that feels. All the various stuff I made when I was younger was in a shack at my grandpa's. Well I was there one day so we decided to go through it... All viciously torn apart by mice. I now hate mice with a passion.

Hmm, don't suppose you could just glue the bug back together?
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Posted on 03-21-04 02:33 AM Link | Quote
Sorry to hear about it. I would be pissed too....I bet the katana is dying to be used too....
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Posted on 03-21-04 07:49 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Kitten Yiffer
Destoying my childhood memories = death.

What did you do with the grasshopper parts? You did save them right?
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Posted on 03-22-04 01:18 AM Link | Quote
That story made me cry. That's unusual.

You should tell her she needs to come with you on a hunt for a replacement grasshoper now. If she won't agree, finger your katana menacingly.
Tuvai
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Posted on 03-22-04 01:23 AM Link | Quote
For information, I would glue the grasshopper back together (that sounds stupid...), but it was already dried out when it was setup, so it's for you to guess how try it is now. Just touching it a little too hard might 'crumble' it, actually, so gluing is not really an option.

I flamed her though; enough to let her know this pisses me off, a lot.
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