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Posted on 08-24-04 08:48 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Ziffski
"Suppose a man happens to see a virgin who hasn't promised to marry another man. And the man who happens to see her rapes her. But someone discovers them. Then the man must weigh out 20 ounces of silver. He must give it to the woman's father. The man must marry the woman, because he raped her. And he can never divorce her as long as he lives
- Deuterinomy 22:28-29"

Again I love it because it is just a quick way of marrying a woman.

As for the woman speaking in the synagogue...Well, yeah. Its all mistranslated.


Well of course its all mistranslated and a bunch of people adding in their own two cents.

I'm pretty sure god wasn't like "Go on Chap, rape yourself a wife", than patted him on the back.
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Posted on 08-24-04 09:06 AM Link | Quote
This thread has made me realize something.

You people are god damned lucky I'm not God, because if I were...
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Posted on 08-24-04 09:07 AM Link | Quote
I wouldent trust most of the people on many message boards to be god....
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Posted on 08-24-04 11:42 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Cymorovikov
To: somecitizen@freeemailaccount.com
From: autoredponsse@whitehouse.gov
RE: You're a dumbass.

Dear sir/madame that actuallly bothered to mail this to me,

As you can see, my AutoResponse bot has kicked in to take over the majority of e-mails that I will be getting near electionn year. According to the words that it has picked out from your e-mail (randomly), you want to show me the way of the Lod. Thank you for sending this e-mail, and have a happy re-electionelection day, as soon as it rolls around.

Sincerely,
George W. Bush


This is most likely to happen. He don't have time for you.
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Posted on 08-26-04 10:26 AM Link | Quote
Listen to Ziff, he knows what he's talking about

http://www.biblestudy.org/basicart/kjverror.html
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