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Kallias Octoballoon Level: 21  Posts: 66/160 EXP: 46075 For next: 3868 Since: 06-02-04 From: Barrhead, Alberta, Canada Since last post: 357 days Last activity: 286 days |
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| I found this letter surfing the net....link is at the bottom Dear President Bush, Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from you and understand why you would propose and support a constitutional amendment banning same sex marriage. As you said "in the eyes of God marriage is based between a man a woman." I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination... End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them. 1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians? 2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her? 3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense. 4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is, my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them? 5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2. clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it? 6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination? 7. Lev.21:20 states that I may ! not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here? 8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die? 9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves? 10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14) I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging. http://www.flatearthsociety.com/ |
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Legion banning people for no reason sure is fun Level: 101  Posts: 1833/5657 EXP: 10399737 For next: 317938 Since: 03-15-04 From: The Crossroads is under attack! Since last post: 5 days Last activity: 5 days |
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Ha!  That was great. |
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Tempest Paratroopa Level: 21  Posts: 142/154 EXP: 42711 For next: 7232 Since: 06-21-04 From: Stuck somewhere between Canada and Scotland. Since last post: 410 days Last activity: 339 days |
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let's hope bush releases a genuine reply huh. |
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hhallahh Bob-Omb Level: 38  Posts: 307/607 EXP: 365476 For next: 4971 Since: 03-15-04 From: Portland, OR Since last post: 73 days Last activity: 60 days |
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| Taking the old Dr. Laura letter and changing the introduction to make it a "Bush letter"? Very original. ps. Bush's constitutional amendment isn't based on Biblical reasoning.. protecting "traditional values" is a very secular thing, even if it's implicitly based on religion. |
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Husky Flamer Octorok Husky Stud Level: 9  Posts: 5/23 EXP: 2318 For next: 844 Since: 08-17-04 From: Big Bear, CA Since last post: 398 days Last activity: 339 days |
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| Wow......the requiem of intelligence. | |||
alte Hexe Star Mario I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night Alive as you and me "But Joe you're ten years dead!" "I never died" said he "I never died!" said he Level: 99  Posts: 1129/5458 EXP: 9854489 For next: 145511 Since: 03-15-04 From: ... Since last post: 2 hours Last activity: 2 hours |
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| Interesting fact: Christians don't use the Old Testament for the majority of their teachings and choices of life. That's the Jew. The President is not a Jew. |
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Cymoro PATRICK DUFFY WILL LASER YOUR SOUL   Level: 67  Posts: 1103/2216 EXP: 2549743 For next: 43129 Since: 03-15-04 From: Cymoro Gaming Since last post: 6 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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| To: somecitizen@freeemailaccount.com From: autoredponsse@whitehouse.gov RE: You're a dumbass. Dear sir/madame that actuallly bothered to mail this to me, As you can see, my AutoResponse bot has kicked in to take over the majority of e-mails that I will be getting near electionn year. According to the words that it has picked out from your e-mail (randomly), you want to show me the way of the Lod. Thank you for sending this e-mail, and have a happy Sincerely, George W. Bush PS: Old Testament = Jewish, like Ziff said. Edit: I SAID LOD ON PURPOSE  (edited by Cymorovikov on 08-23-04 05:17 PM) |
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Kyoufu Kawa I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way. Level: 70  Posts: 504/2481 EXP: 3008456 For next: 7355 Since: 03-19-04 From: Catgirl Central Since last post: 14 hours Last activity: 13 hours |
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| Nice typos Cymo. Makes it look very authentic. | |||
FreeDOS Lava Lotus Wannabe-Mod :< Level: 59 Posts: 653/1657 EXP: 1648646 For next: 24482 Since: 03-15-04 From: Seattle Since last post: 6 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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Jesus also nullified the book of Leviticus somewhere...  |
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Mario Maniac Snifit Level: 26 Posts: 73/281 EXP: 100860 For next: 1415 Since: 08-01-04 Since last post: 243 days Last activity: 167 days |
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Nice words you got here. |
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Kallias Octoballoon Level: 21 Posts: 67/160 EXP: 46075 For next: 3868 Since: 06-02-04 From: Barrhead, Alberta, Canada Since last post: 357 days Last activity: 286 days |
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| This is just a joke thing.....so it's not religion correct on behalf of bush...big deal...still FUNNY!!!!! | |||
Apple Kodondo Level: 38 Posts: 380/594 EXP: 350163 For next: 20284 Since: 03-27-04 From: Washington. Since last post: 264 days Last activity: 152 days |
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| Woman arn't allowed to speak in church either. If a man rapes a woman and pays her father 20 ounces of silver than the woman has to marry her raper. Got to love the old testament huh? Bush might be pushing for Same sex marriages to be banned but 90% of the countries out there, Same sex relationships are forbidden and in some the pentality is death. Besides you never saw any other president pushing for them. The average american doesn't care. |
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Gavin Fuzzy Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass. Level: 43  Posts: 131/799 EXP: 551711 For next: 13335 Since: 03-15-04 From: IL, USA Since last post: 13 hours Last activity: 13 hours |
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silly bible, ruining everyone's fun  . |
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Cymoro PATRICK DUFFY WILL LASER YOUR SOUL Level: 67 Posts: 1108/2216 EXP: 2549743 For next: 43129 Since: 03-15-04 From: Cymoro Gaming Since last post: 6 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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Originally posted by Gavin That's fucking funny. So fucking funny. |
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Dracoon Zelda The temp ban/forum ban bypasser! Level: 84  Posts: 1221/3727 EXP: 5514391 For next: 147561 Since: 03-25-04 From: At home Since last post: 5 hours Last activity: 5 hours |
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| Very funny, but I think the homosexual thing is in the old testement and if he wants to say he follows those laws then he has to follow them all and not just one. So really this e-mail does work just not on Christians. I hate people that use all this on Christians it just pisses me off every time. |
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Shadic Cukeman Level: 27  Posts: 21/304 EXP: 111073 For next: 5086 Since: 08-20-04 From: Somewhere, Over the Rainbow! Since last post: 9 days Last activity: 2 hours |
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A nice brief refreshing on why I am not religious.  Quite funny too. (edited by Shadic on 08-23-04 09:17 PM) |
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Gavin Fuzzy Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass. Level: 43 Posts: 132/799 EXP: 551711 For next: 13335 Since: 03-15-04 From: IL, USA Since last post: 13 hours Last activity: 13 hours |
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Originally posted by CymorovikovOriginally posted by Gavin you've got some great post substance, and make very interesting and valid points. Originally posted by Shadic i somewhat agree. while i'm more than ready to be a very spiritual person, i can't help but note the flaws of a book of laws as recorded by man. man is corrupt, and to leave in his charge such a substantial work of literature is to invite future danger. |
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alte Hexe Star Mario I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night Alive as you and me "But Joe you're ten years dead!" "I never died" said he "I never died!" said he Level: 99 Posts: 1132/5458 EXP: 9854489 For next: 145511 Since: 03-15-04 From: ... Since last post: 2 hours Last activity: 2 hours |
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Originally posted by Apple Where did you read that? Can I get a quote, or better yet, get it in Hebrew, translated by a Rabbi and not an anti-Semetic Anglican organization? |
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Apple Kodondo Level: 38 Posts: 384/594 EXP: 350163 For next: 20284 Since: 03-27-04 From: Washington. Since last post: 264 days Last activity: 152 days |
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Originally posted by ZiffskiOriginally posted by Apple Suppose a man happens to see a virgin who hasn't promised to marry another man. And the man who happens to see her rapes her. But someone discovers them. Then the man must weigh out 20 ounces of silver. He must give it to the woman's father. The man must marry the woman, because he raped her. And he can never divorce her as long as he lives - Deuterinomy 22:28-29 If they have a question about something, they should ask their own husbands at home. It is shameful for women to speak in church meetings - Corinthians 14:35 But yeah, I wish I had a hebrew bible and could understand it. |
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alte Hexe Star Mario I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night Alive as you and me "But Joe you're ten years dead!" "I never died" said he "I never died!" said he Level: 99 Posts: 1134/5458 EXP: 9854489 For next: 145511 Since: 03-15-04 From: ... Since last post: 2 hours Last activity: 2 hours |
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| "Suppose a man happens to see a virgin who hasn't promised to marry another man. And the man who happens to see her rapes her. But someone discovers them. Then the man must weigh out 20 ounces of silver. He must give it to the woman's father. The man must marry the woman, because he raped her. And he can never divorce her as long as he lives - Deuterinomy 22:28-29" Again I love it because it is just a quick way of marrying a woman. As for the woman speaking in the synagogue...Well, yeah. Its all mistranslated. |
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