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Valcion YOU WA SHOCK Level: 50  Posts: 428/1139 EXP: 939607 For next: 7710 Since: 03-15-04 From: internets. Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 2 hours |
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Originally posted by Comrade KalashnovichOriginally posted by Mother Russianada 97 subaru legacy. |
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Cruel Justice XD Level: 55  Posts: 263/1384 EXP: 1253266 For next: 60923 Since: 03-20-04 From: Darkwoods Penetentiary Since last post: 11 hours Last activity: 7 hours |
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| When I was about 12 or 13, my friends and I used to do dumb shit. We would sneak and smoke a few packs of sigs, spat, and talked big all the time. "Yeah fuck you smartass!" "Fuck your mom! Your whole fucking family!", that kinda dumb shit. We did some evil things. We would go to this old man's backyard, a watermelon patch, and we'd eat a few of those big things and spit at eachother. The old guy would come out and chase us all the time. "You kids are gonna die!" Of course, we did'nt really care, we'd always come back. One day, things got outta hand. We saw a hole full of ground hornets and we did'nt want them to keep us out. This patch was practically our hangout. My friend, Mitch, threw a few dirt clods at the windows to see if the old man was there. Surely enough, he was'nt home; his truck was gone. Then Mitch grabbed the jug of kerosene and poured it into the hole. We whispered to him, "What the hell are you doing Mitch?!". He ran back and asked to borrow my cigarette, and I knew what he wanted to do. He took it anyway and flung it at the hole. BOOM! Watermelon and burning hornets spread everywhere! It was the most amazing thing I ever saw in my life, like freaking 'Tora! Tora! Tora!'. I thought it was so awesome, I did'nt bother to run. Dumb idea! My friends kept yelling, "Oh shit! Were in deep shit! Oh shit! Oh Fuck! Dude C'mon!" Then I felt a sharp pain in my finger, like someone took a red hot needle and shoved it through my cuticles. Technically, that was exactly it. A hornet was on top my index finger, shoving a stinger under my fingernail. The bastard got off and my finger swelled up like a sausage. I knew that a 13-year old who smoked sigs should'nt cry. I walked out, gritting my teeth, blood coming out the top of my cartoonish finger, tears coming outta my eyes. We never messed with cigarettes, ground hornets, kerosene, or even that watermelon patch again. |
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HyperLamer <||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people Sesshomaru Tamaranian Level: 118 Posts: 1463/8210 EXP: 18171887 For next: 211027 Since: 03-15-04 From: Canada, w00t! LOL FAD Since last post: 2 hours Last activity: 2 hours |
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Dylan Devil Trumpets and Angel Trombones ~ Level: 54  Posts: 602/1407 EXP: 1181697 For next: 52173 Since: 06-19-04 From: Ottawa, Canada. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 6 hours |
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I have done loads of dumbass stuff, too much that I can remember. Often involving animals. One time I was at a cottage and we had a bonfire. I went into the woods a little bit, and saw a bee nest. So I went back the bonfire and decided to get a flaming stick and poke the hive. Not a good idea, I was 9, I lighting things on fire was kind of a new concept, so were bees.  |
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Kitten Yiffer Purple wand Furry moderator Vivent l'exp����¯�¿�½������©rience de signalisation d'amusement, ou bien ! Level: 135 Posts: 4001/11162 EXP: 28824106 For next: 510899 Since: 03-15-04 From: Sweden Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 4 min. |
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I didn't know that people found the swastika offending... that was when I was a little kid. Still...  That happens when you draw after seeing drawings of planes from WWII. But then I didn't know...  And I tend to slip my mouth alot as kid... not good.  |
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Ran-chan Moldorm eek, when are they going to stop growing... Level: 143  Posts: 2494/12781 EXP: 35293588 For next: 538220 Since: 03-15-04 From: Nerima District, Tokyo - Japan Since last post: 12 hours Last activity: 12 hours |
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"I didn't know that people found the swastika offending..." Uh, what the hell is the "swastika"?  It |
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Kitten Yiffer Purple wand Furry moderator Vivent l'exp����¯�¿�½������©rience de signalisation d'amusement, ou bien ! Level: 135 Posts: 4031/11162 EXP: 28824106 For next: 510899 Since: 03-15-04 From: Sweden Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 4 min. |
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Originally posted by MillenovicIn Swedish it's hakkors, you know. The symbol the Nazis used alot. The Nazists did alot of awful things, I have been one of the extermetion camp. Awful... I hope that something similar will never happen.  |
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Xzion666 Master of the BANNED clan Level: 38  Posts: 242/642 EXP: 355806 For next: 14641 Since: 07-12-04 From: Mars. Since last post: 402 days Last activity: 339 days |
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| The dumbest thing that I can remember is when I was four. I was sliding down a slide and fell off and landed on my head and got a cincussion. | |||
KsoftFusion Paragoomba Level: 15  Posts: 9/71 EXP: 13389 For next: 2995 Since: 06-19-04 From: I don't know, gimme a map. Since last post: 25 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| I did plenty of dumb stuff. When I was two, my family was in a very fancy restaurant, I farted softly, and then stood up on my chair, and screamed at the top of my lungs, "I FARTED!!!!" Everyone stared at me for the rest of the time I was there. Why I was 7 I used the front brake on my bike only instead of both when I was going 20mph+. This caused me to flip over my handlebars and hit the pavement. Then my bike landed on me. I was a bloody mess for about a month. Had about 14 bandages. In first grade I was talking to someone in the hall. They walked away, and I walked backwards. (I'd been on the way to the restroom, I thought it was behind me.) I ended up in the girls' restroom. I kinda miss the screaming from that one. No one knows except me and the girls that were in there, and now you guys.I could write a novel on hoow many stupid things I've done, but these I remember best. |
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Dracoon Zelda The temp ban/forum ban bypasser! Level: 84  Posts: 1117/3727 EXP: 5514391 For next: 147561 Since: 03-25-04 From: At home Since last post: 5 hours Last activity: 5 hours |
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| I walked through a field bare foot and got stung in the foot by like 30 bees... It sucked and hurt and I was 5... I think one time I also jumped off a zip line that got stuck and was about 15 foot off the ground and landed on my feet. It also hurt. | |||
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Ran-chan Moldorm eek, when are they going to stop growing... Level: 143 Posts: 2512/12781 EXP: 35293588 For next: 538220 Since: 03-15-04 From: Nerima District, Tokyo - Japan Since last post: 12 hours Last activity: 12 hours |
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Originally posted by YuriOriginally posted by MillenovicIn Swedish it's hakkors, you know. The symbol the Nazis used alot. Hmm...let |
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Private Adamant Hardhat Beetle Moderator It's teh fun!!! Level: 37  Posts: 275/551 EXP: 316129 For next: 22124 Since: 03-15-04 From: Halden, Norway Since last post: 22 hours Last activity: 14 hours |
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| Okay, let's see... I was playing barefoot with my tricycle, and thought it would be a good idea to ride down a hill. Since the pedals on tricycles are on the side of the front wheel, hey start spinning like hell if you roll downwards. So I took my feet off them. This was a pretty small sidewalk, and I was approaching a sharp turn. I couldn't get my feet back onto the pedals, and tricycles don't have brakes, so I went right off the edge, over the street, and into some bushes on the other side of the rode. Then I noticed I was pretty much missing half a toe. Ouch. I also remember my attempt to kill a bumble bee by stomping on it. Barefoot. I've never been walking around barefoot much after that incident. And of course, the obligatory "I stole stuff"-story. I was at a candy store with my mom. The place was pretty huge, and there were bowls of candy all over, next to all walls. Now, one of the walls had windows towards the rest of the mall. Well, I lost mom, and couldn't find her, so I decided to eat some candy before continuing to look for her. I was standing next to that wall with windows, so I took some candy from one of the bowls there, and stuffed into my mouth. Then I heard someone tapping at the window in front of me. I looked up, and saw a pretty pissy-looking mom glaring at me. And one last thing. I was at this cafeteria, and I had to go to the bathroom. After telling my parents, I pulled down my pants and underwear, and ran toward it. Past a bunch of people. My dad ran after me, pulled up my pants, and yelled at me. I take it the other people in the cafeteria had a good laugh, though. |
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Ran-chan Moldorm eek, when are they going to stop growing... Level: 143 Posts: 2517/12781 EXP: 35293588 For next: 538220 Since: 03-15-04 From: Nerima District, Tokyo - Japan Since last post: 12 hours Last activity: 12 hours |
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Attempted to kill a bumble bee by stomping on it...while barefoot? Not that smart... It |
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Xzion666 Master of the BANNED clan Level: 38 Posts: 296/642 EXP: 355806 For next: 14641 Since: 07-12-04 From: Mars. Since last post: 402 days Last activity: 339 days |
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| Dude that is so funny that happened to me when i was three... I still have a scar... | |||
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kornfan There's a BARB in my EYE! No reregistering, Mr. Permabanned! Level: 38  Posts: 528/622 EXP: 344540 For next: 25907 Since: 06-27-04 From: the middle of fu**ing nowhere... Since last post: 414 days Last activity: 297 days |
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| I have this insane obsession with crashing my bike into other things. Or just plain anything. One time when I was little, I grabbed a pencil and ran straight into a wall. Pencil gets jabbed into hand, scar ensues. |
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DarkGuardian X Goomba Level: 9  Posts: 24/26 EXP: 3084 For next: 78 Since: 05-10-04 Since last post: 420 days Last activity: 313 days |
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| Yes, people, I did some of the dumbest things in the world...Read on. (I was 5 when I did this.) There was this bumble bee that was in my seat and for the heck of it, I sat on the bumble bee! As soon as I sat on it, the friggin thing stung me in the ass! (Now that's dumber than stepping on one while barefoot...  )(This happened when I was 7.) I was at school and I saw this 8th grader flipping off the cars, and some of the others behind him thought it was funny. When we were having the afterschool play, I flipped off the entire audience and yelled, "Hiya, ladies and gendermen! This is my birdie!" I got the worst smacking of my life when I got home...  (At 8 years of age...I was definitely idiotic...) We went camping one time. I thought my older sister was lying when she said that farts were flammable, so I farted in front of the campfire and the seat of my pants caught fire! I ran as fast as I could to the lake in front of us. (Yes, I know..DGX, why the heck did you do that, you idiot?!) I was definitely brainless and crazy when I was a little-bitty twerp... I'm no longer brainless now, but I'm still crazy! |
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DarkSlaya POOOOOOOOOOOORN! Level: 88 Posts: 1106/4249 EXP: 6409254 For next: 241410 Since: 05-16-04 From: Montreal, Quebec, Canada Since last post: 8 hours Last activity: 5 hours |
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| As far as I can remember, I never did anything dumb worth mentioning. Well, I used to shoot snowball on cars. One day, the autorities were called and we almost fot caugh, than the day after it, we were throwing even more snowball. My life isn't funny. Wait! I have no life! |
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Ran-chan Moldorm eek, when are they going to stop growing... Level: 143 Posts: 2529/12781 EXP: 35293588 For next: 538220 Since: 03-15-04 From: Nerima District, Tokyo - Japan Since last post: 12 hours Last activity: 12 hours |
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| "I farted in front of the campfire and the seat of my pants caught fire! I ran as fast as I could to the lake in front of us." Of course, they |
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DarkGuardian X Goomba Level: 9 Posts: 25/26 EXP: 3084 For next: 78 Since: 05-10-04 Since last post: 420 days Last activity: 313 days |
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Hey, what do you expect? I was 8, I was gullible, but if I thought something that you told me was stupid, I wouldn't believe it. I was absolutely dumb and brain-dead when I was 8.... As for the methane thing, I already know. Thanks anyway. |
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Bella Ludwig Von Koopa You're Gonna Love Me Level: 76  Posts: 918/2962 EXP: 3891483 For next: 114577 Since: 03-29-04 From: Groovy Way Since last post: 8 min. Last activity: 6 min. |
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| I'm really not that crazy with things. My friend dared me to eat cat food, we all did. She was like, "See? It doesn't taste too bad. Eat it! It's not gonna hurt you". It was kinda nasty..but not tasty. While she was sitting there eating it like crackers or sometihng. Hmm..I remember when people were running around me and I moved accidently ( I think ) in the way and got knocked over, fell on my but in a water puddle. That was funny XD. I suck..I know. I can't think of anything. Nothing really sticks out in my mind. I'll need to work on that be daring crap more often now. |
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