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Legion
banning people for no reason sure is fun
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From: The Crossroads is under attack!

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Posted on 07-31-04 11:50 AM Link | Quote
Ok, this is even better than my thread.

Here's where YOU try to run against me. Post your own nominations, resumes, etc...

I'll just repost mine here.

We'll work the rest of the details out later.

Ok, this came about in the Lost Forums. That's a super secret board that only one or two people know about so don't tell anybody ok?

I think you should vote yes. And not just because it's your only option.

Here you'll find my resume:

Objective:
---------------
Licensed board user with over 3 years of experience. Outstanding personal relation skills and razor sharp ethics. Has never flamed a user, not even once. Respected by all, feared by many, and disliked by none. In fact, he even coded this board but opted to pass on recieving ANY credit for it. Just because he's a nice guy. The only thing he didn't do, was make the banner.

Education:
---------------

I went to High School.

Affiliations:
----------------

Acmlm's Board - Feb. 2001 - Present

Skills:
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-Can successfully eat pretzels and ride bikes. Sometimes simultaneously.
-Evader of multiple permabans
-Has made numerous threads that attained "hot status".
-Made the infamous "Acmlm is drunk" thread.
-Can use AOL Instant Messenger
-Dresses himself, almost on a daily basis
-I like milk.
-I can type on the keyboard pad and make words.
-a;lasjdfj03i4 ffmaf;sdvk;
-He's the one who made that one Manda mocking thread. Remember that?
-Had a hand in the sucessful attempt to bring Emptyeye back by stalking him anonymously in his LJ.
-Invented the bot known as Very Agitated Leader of Countless Idiotic and mOronic Noobs. aka V.A.L.C.I.O.N.
-Can troll like a mother fucker.
-Is unbeatable in SSBM if he uses Link. Is the "Link Master". (Seriously, you wont win.)
-Won numerous Mosts awards but seeings how the archive is down, he can't remember which ones exactly.
-Took first place in the "Board's Most Manly Studly Dude" contest.
-Tries very hard not to lie.
-Founded the country Russianada
-With no help at all.
-Not even from Jizuko
-Took care of bid-ness in Russianada by excommunicating a rogue subordinate. This rouge "tried" to fight back but was nuked with Panzers and Seraph Sephiroth .gifs
Languages:
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English
Engrish
1337 Speak (often INCORRECTLY refered to as "AOL speak")
Slang
Jive
Ebonics
Gibberish
Jibbuh-Jabbah
Erotic

Date of Availability:
--------------------------
I can be prezident when i finsih my homework and my mom sez itz ok lol not on thrusdays though becuz im the founder of a local yu-gi-oh club that me and my friends made and we'll be busy until bed time which is around 7pm (my time zone is whatever one is on the left coast)

Summary:
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The choice is simple. A vote for Leg is a vote for bad-assery. I promise you that I will get Valcion banned as my first act as your leader.

My character references include EYEdentification, Orange Blob, CPU guy, tinzee, Ninja AE, pikawil, and Yiffy Kitten.

I will put a stop to this lame ass "No Spamming" rule. If we want to spam, then we have every right too! This board is CLEARLY a democracy and everyone has the right to free speech. Under my own personal "Patriot Act", we will be able to spam/flame/sexually harrass/annoy/h4x0r anyone we want.

And damn it, we want pr0n! Well my fellow board users, I'll give you your pr0n. All you have to do is vote yes.

As Prez, I will force Colleen to post a user pic for the photo album. I will drag witeasprinwow's sorry ass back here full time. I will make it so Phil is so sorry that he ever came here, that he will have no choice but to open 6 deadjournal accounts just so all of his pain and mental anguish can fit.

And damn it, you want Acmlm Board visors and THATS WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO GET!

Legion is the choice of a new generation.

We're going to the Crazyness Forum, then we're going to General, then we're going to the Sim-Battle forum! 4 more months! YEEEEARRRGH!

Smallhacker

Green Birdo

SMW Hacking Moderator
Level: 68

Posts: 316/2273
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Since: 03-15-04
From: Söderhamn, Sweden

Since last post: 10 hours
Last activity: 9 hours
Posted on 07-31-04 02:20 PM Link | Quote
You're no match against me!

Objective:
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Objective 1: Bungy jump from platform: Incomplete

Education:
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I know how to annoy techers and still get high marks.

Skills:
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I can beat level 1-1 in SMB without getting any power-ups!
I can also beat "Runway" on "Agent" in under 20 minutes.

Languages:
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English
Swedish
German
1337 SPEEK
Smallhackerish (Don't ask. You wouldn't like to know.)

Date of Availability:
--------------------------
Dunno. Ask my mom.

Summary:
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The choice is simple. A vote for Leg Smallhacker is a vote for bad-assery. I promise you that I will get Valcion Leg banned as my first act as your leader.

My character references include EYEdentification, Orange Blob, CPU guy, tinzee, Ninja AE, pikawil, and Yiffy Kitten.

I will put a stop to this lame ass "No Spamming" rule. If we want to spam, then we have every right too! This board is CLEARLY a democracy and everyone has the right to free speech. Under my own personal "Patriot Act", we will be able to spam/flame/sexually harrass/annoy/h4x0r anyone we want. All of these will of course be done up to 63,8% better if you vote for ME instead!

And damn it, we want pr0n cupcakes! Well my fellow board users, I'll give you your pr0n cupcakes. All you have to do is vote yes.

As Prez, I will force Colleen to post a user pic for the photo album. I will drag witeasprinwow's sorry ass back here full time. I will make it so Phil is so sorry that he ever came here, that he will have no choice but to open 6 deadjournal accounts just so all of his pain and mental anguish can fit. add a new forum called "SPAM AS MUCH AS YOU WANT HERE" and make the admins powerless.

And damn it, you want Acmlm Board visors and THATS WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO GET!

Legion Smallhacker is the choice of a new generation.

We're going to the Crazyness Forum, then we're going to General, then we're going to the Sim-Battle forum! 4 more months! YEEEEARRRGH!
NSNick
Laidback Admin
Level: 85

Posts: 800/3875
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Since: 03-15-04
From: North Side
School: OSU


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Posted on 07-31-04 02:34 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Smallhacker

I can also beat "Runway" on "Agent" in under 20 minutes.

But under Objectives, it says you still haven't completed the bungee jumping objective. It's been way more than 20 minutes. Liar.
knuck

Hinox
Banned until 19-58-5815: trolling, flaming, spamming, being a general fucktard...
Level: 62

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Since: 03-15-04

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Last activity: 9 hours
Posted on 07-31-04 02:42 PM Link | Quote
Objective:
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Objective 1: make the board a better place to live. ;_:
Also i'm going to get fairies here.

Education:
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I'm not corrupt like Valcion and ARR

Skills:
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Sonic Blow
Grimtooth

Languages:
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English
Portuguese
abcab

Date of Availability:
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ALL THE TIME

Summary:
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Just vote. I'm the most loved member.

My character references include your mom. (NO DOUBT)

I'll bring fairies to the board as it it's a magical place but there isn't fairies.
I'll ban valcion and YD because are power abusers .
And finnaly, i'll stfu leg.

Vote for the future! Vote knuck!


(edited by knuck on 07-31-04 05:56 AM)
Yoshi Dude

XKEEPER STOLE MY CAR KEYS
Level: 79

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Since: 03-15-04
From: give me a number folks.

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Posted on 07-31-04 02:49 PM Link | Quote
resume
dot dot dot
I am Yoshi Dude. that's why you will vote for me.

knuck you stole my layout
Kirby PopStar

Bloober
Level: 33

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Since: 03-15-04
From: Santa Clarita, CA

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Posted on 07-31-04 03:24 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Vote Legion
-Dresses himself, almost on a daily basis


And as soon as I saw that, I knew Legion was the right one. Legion has my vote for the President of Acmlm's Board, hands down.
The SomerZ
Summer, yay!
Level: 45

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Since: 03-15-04
From: Norway

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Posted on 07-31-04 04:53 PM Link | Quote
Time to bring up this old picture...

By the by, who the Hell is Bob Nelson?
Jizuko

Jiz Is The Magic!
This board has run out of mana and can no longer use The Magic
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Since: 03-15-04

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Posted on 07-31-04 06:45 PM Link | Quote
Vote Jiz!

You can clearly see I'm more decorate than anyone else here.


Vote Jiz, and avoid ban



And I founded Russianada, and conquered it.
Prier

Archangel
Administrative Priestess.
NUCLEAR SUB WEEEOOOO
Level: 119

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Since: 03-15-04
From: Nerima Dist. - Tokyo, Japan

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Posted on 07-31-04 07:36 PM Link | Quote
Please don't let this turn into a Russianada thread Please don't let this turn into a Russianada thread Please don't let this turn into a Russianada thread Please don't let this turn into a Russianada thread Please don't let this turn into a Russianada thread Please don't let this turn into a Russianada thread Please don't let this turn into a Russianada thread Please don't let this turn into a Russianada thread Please don't let this turn into a Russianada thread Please don't let this turn into a Russianada thread ....
Jizuko

Jiz Is The Magic!
This board has run out of mana and can no longer use The Magic
Level: 51

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Since: 03-15-04

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Posted on 07-31-04 07:41 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Ranko
Please don't let this turn into a Russianada thread Please don't let this turn into a Russianada thread Please don't let this turn into a Russianada thread Please don't let this turn into a Russianada thread Please don't let this turn into a Russianada thread Please don't let this turn into a Russianada thread Please don't let this turn into a Russianada thread Please don't let this turn into a Russianada thread Please don't let this turn into a Russianada thread Please don't let this turn into a Russianada thread ....
Please don't let Hiryuu post in this thread anymore Please don't let Hiryuu post in this thread anymore Please don't let Hiryuu post in this thread anymore Please don't let Hiryuu post in this thread anymore Please don't let Hiryuu post in this thread anymore Please don't let Hiryuu post in this thread anymore Please don't let Hiryuu post in this thread anymore Please don't let Hiryuu post in this thread anymore Please don't let Hiryuu post in this thread anymore Please don't let Hiryuu post in this thread anymore Please don't let Hiryuu post in this thread anymore Please don't let Hiryuu post in this thread anymore.

And I'm not trying to, I was just correcting the wrongful information that Leg gave in his post
Kitten Yiffer

Purple wand
Furry moderator
Vivent l'exp����¯�¿�½������©rience de signalisation d'amusement, ou bien !
Level: 135

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Since: 03-15-04
From: Sweden

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Posted on 07-31-04 08:11 PM Link | Quote
Please don't repeat yourself Please don't repeat yourself Please don't repeat yourself Please don't repeat yourself Please don't repeat yourself Please don't repeat yourself Please don't repeat yourself Please don't repeat yourself Please don't repeat yourself Please don't repeat yourself Please don't repeat yourself Please don't repeat yourself Please don't repeat yourself Please don't be a copycat.. >>;.
Originally posted by Don't Vote Legion
-Is unbeatable in SSBM if he uses Link. Is the "Link Master". (Seriously, you wont win.)
PROVE IT PROVE IT PROVE IT BEFORE OPENING YOUR PIE HOLE! >(

We're going have to act, if we want to life in a diffrent world...


(edited by Kitten Yiffer on 07-31-04 11:17 AM)
Ran-chan

Moldorm
eek, when are they going to stop growing...
Level: 143

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Since: 03-15-04
From: Nerima District, Tokyo - Japan

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Posted on 07-31-04 10:22 PM Link | Quote
Uh, okay...I
Valcion
YOU WA SHOCK
Level: 50

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Since: 03-15-04
From: internets.

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Posted on 08-01-04 12:13 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Don't Vote Legion
Leg's campaign



YOUR WORDS ARE AS EMPTY AS YOUR SOUL! ACMLMS BOARD ILL NEEDS A PRESIDENT SUCH AS YOU


(edited by VAL4PREZ on 07-31-04 10:53 PM)
Legion
banning people for no reason sure is fun
Level: 101

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Since: 03-15-04
From: The Crossroads is under attack!

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Posted on 08-01-04 12:49 AM Link | Quote
Why is my name "Don't Vote Legion"?

I have a good feeling it was Presidential Candidate Jizucko. >()

See his trickery and deceit? That's why you should vote for me.
Not only will I get rid of that, but I promise you that the board user fee that
I start will not be that much at all.
DarkSlaya
POOOOOOOOOOOORN!
Level: 88

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Since: 05-16-04
From: Montreal, Quebec, Canada

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Posted on 08-01-04 12:51 AM Link | Quote
Legion: If you win, would you create a 'Flamming Wars' forum? We seriously need one.
Kitten Yiffer

Purple wand
Furry moderator
Vivent l'exp����¯�¿�½������©rience de signalisation d'amusement, ou bien !
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Since: 03-15-04
From: Sweden

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Posted on 08-01-04 01:16 AM Link | Quote
Yes it would be a very ok idea, a flame board is what we just need
Originally posted by Valcion
YOUR WORDS ARE AS EMPTY AS YOUR SOUL! ACMLMS BOARD ILL NEEDS A PRESIDENT SUCH AS YOU
AND ANYONE WHO QUOTES A BIG ASS POST IS A GOOD PRESIDENT CANDIATE.
Jizuko

Jiz Is The Magic!
This board has run out of mana and can no longer use The Magic
Level: 51

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Posted on 08-01-04 01:43 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Don't Vote Legion
Why is my name "Don't Vote Legion"?

I have a good feeling it was President Jizuko. >()

See his trickery and deceit? That's why you should vote for me.
Not only will I get rid of that, but I promise you that the board user fee that
I start will not be that much at all.
I did no such thing! And I fixed your post in my quote. It was a bit wrong.
Grey the Stampede

Don't mess with powers you don't understand.

And yes. That means donuts.
Level: 82

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Since: 06-17-04
From: Kingston, RI, USA, Earth

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Posted on 08-01-04 01:51 AM Link | Quote
Breaking off from the Valcion Empire, it's Grey's Presidential campaign!!!

Objective:
---------------
To show the Acmlmverse that one lowly newbie can rise to the top!

Education:
---------------
Still in high school, but smart enough to hold a firm grip on the Math Riddles thread for four, count em, four weeks! Then lose interest.

Qualifications:
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-Has 000'd nearly every Zelda game to date.
-Is UNDIEABLE!!!! as Marth in SSBM.
-Can cross one eye, leaving the other eye straight.
-Bathes regularly.
-Often posts in his bathrobe.
-Enjoys chess.
-Can't stop playing DDR.
-Somehow has a life outside the board.
-Nominee for several "Mosts!" categories.
-A quadruple threat, Actor, dancer, writer, intellectual.
-Slightly narcissistic.
-Has yet to be banned.
-Great with kids.
-Gentle, yet firmly built.
-Losing weight at a continuous rate.
-No WMDs such as the A-bomb, H-bomb, and L-bomb.
-No LM/FM/Admin powers, guaranteeing a non-corrupt leadership.
-Has a car.
-Can hold a conversation with several members of the opposite sex without falling to pieces nervously.
-Consistently flirtatious.
-Defender of love, peace, and tolerance.
-Not at all close to God.
-Easily a better choice than Legion or Jizuko.
-Can roleplay.
-Uses proper grammar.
-Capable of talking out of arse, and being convincing while doing it. (the ultimate politician ability!)

Languages:
---------------
English
French (some)
1337
AOLspeak
Pervert
Asshole
Slang, Jive, AND Ebonics (decipher only)

So, how about it? Vote for Grey! He'll learn to program if you do!


(edited by Grey on 07-31-04 04:51 PM)
Cymoro
PATRICK DUFFY WILL LASER YOUR SOUL


Level: 67

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Since: 03-15-04
From: Cymoro Gaming

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Posted on 08-01-04 02:46 AM Link | Quote
As official Vice President of the Legion Democracy (SHUT UP I AM >: ), I am here to put up official posters for his campaign run:



Also available for your desktop!

800x600
1024x768
Valcion
YOU WA SHOCK
Level: 50

Posts: 404/1139
EXP: 939607
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Since: 03-15-04
From: internets.

Since last post: 3 hours
Last activity: 2 hours
Posted on 08-01-04 02:58 AM Link | Quote
Objective
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To Rule you all with an iron fist... of love.

Education
-------------
im SMRT.

Qualifications
------------------
-steal's men's souls and makes them their slaves.
-does the same for women except with virginity.
-is better than you all in every way possible.
-not an otaku
-likes pop'n music.
-can scream like a super robot pilot.
-master o'luigi at SSBM.
-I can ban you if you dont vote.

Languages
--------------
I am fluent in over 6 billion forms of communication.


a vote for legion is supporting terrorisim >

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