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Posted on 07-31-04 01:19 AM Link | Quote
(Only Melvin may join)

At the M-Tek Corp. HQ...

Game Master: "The challenger should show himself soon!"
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Posted on 08-03-04 11:36 AM Link | Quote
Melvin was in his office on the 70th level of the M-Tek Corporate Headquarters in Neo Tokyo, Japan, spending time watching... old super robot anime with a big bowl of popcorn.

Melvin: Smithy and Booster are out for donuts, and since Smithy's driving, I've got the whole place to myself for at least the next three hours...
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Posted on 08-03-04 08:23 PM Link | Quote
The Game Master teleported in front of Melvin!

Game Master: "Hi! Are you Melvin, the one who asked me to begin a WACK-A-CLONE challenge?"
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Posted on 08-04-04 02:55 AM Link | Quote
Melvin leaned back, putting his feet up on his desk.

Melvin: Yes, yes I did. The building's practically empty. Go for it.
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Posted on 08-04-04 09:55 AM Link | Quote
Game Master: "Well... let's the game begin!"

The Game Master disappeared as suddenly as he had appeared!

BOOM!... BOOM!... BOOM!... BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

Looks like something is coming!

CRASH!

5 robots that looked just like Melvin broke trought the wall!

Melvin-bot #1: "Surrender now Melvin or prepare to be terminated!"

Melvin-bot #2: "Target has not anwsered our call."

Melvin-bot #3: "Negotiations have failed. Fellow Melvin-bots, prepare to nuke target with extreme prejudice!"

Melvin-bot #4: "Mr.Melvin... we are about to terminate you with extreme prejudice. I know it's a sad fact, really, but we have orders. Have a nice day."

Melvin-bot #5: "Oooooh! I can't wait to see what kind of attack this mr.Melvin will use!"

The other bots turned around and stared at Melvin-bot #5...

Melvin-bot #5: "errr... kill?"

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Posted on 08-05-04 03:16 PM Link | Quote
However, the four robots had foolishly turned their backs to Melvin, and the fifth almost wet his pants in fear as his comrades now had large holes in their heads. All four collapsed to the floor, with Melvin pointing his gun at the fifth menacingly.

Melvin: Go cry to your mommy.

And with that, he pulled the trigger.

---

And so, Melvin went back to watching UFO Robot Grendizer, eating popcorn as he did and twirling his gun around on his finger.

Melvin-Bot #1: Braaaains.

Melvin: Eh?

All the holes in the robots had completely healed up, and all five had gotten back to their feet and were coming towards him, without so much as a scratch.

Melvin: Crap! ><


(edited by Melvin on 08-06-04 11:20 PM)
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Posted on 08-06-04 06:40 AM Link | Quote
Off: OK, your post is REALLY and I mean REALLY cheap. Not only did you attacked several times in a single post (5 times) but you also assumed that your attacks had hit and had killed the target upon impact...

Penalty: -10 HPs

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Posted on 08-07-04 02:01 AM Link | Quote
(Naw, naw, you don't get it. I was trying to make it go in the Resident Evil direction - I shoot up all the clones, then they're all like "Braaaaains" and they get back up and Melvin's like "OSHT")
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Posted on 08-07-04 03:09 AM Link | Quote
Off: No matter the opponent, assuming your attacks hit is not allowed. Excuses aren't accepted. Now post what really happened.
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Posted on 08-07-04 01:18 PM Link | Quote
::EDIT POST::
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Posted on 08-08-04 08:57 AM Link | Quote
Off: OK... looks like you did not fixed ANY of the errors you had in your last post... I such, I assume that you never posted anything.

I'll resume the challenge at the time before your character did his cheap actions... exept with a difference:

Penalty: -10 HPs (did not fixed post)

NOTE: You seem to have either serious cheapness issues... or either you did not read the WACK-A-CLONE rules.
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Game Master: "Well... let's the game begin!"

The Game Master disappeared as suddenly as he had appeared!

BOOM!... BOOM!... BOOM!... BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

Looks like something is coming!

CRASH!

5 robots that looked just like Melvin broke trought the wall!

Melvin-bot #1: "Surrender now Melvin or prepare to be terminated!"

Melvin-bot #2: "Target has not anwsered our call."

Melvin-bot #3: "Negotiations have failed. Fellow Melvin-bots, prepare to nuke target with extreme prejudice!"

Melvin-bot #4: "Mr.Melvin... we are about to terminate you with extreme prejudice. I know it's a sad fact, really, but we have orders. Have a nice day."

Melvin-bot #5: "Oooooh! I can't wait to see what kind of attack this mr.Melvin will use!"

The other bots turned around and stared at Melvin-bot #5...

Melvin-bot #5: "errr... kill?"

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Posted on 08-15-04 08:29 AM Link | Quote
Melvin: Shoot first, shoot laster, shoot some more, then when everyone's dead, try and ask a question or two.

With great speed, Melvin's hand dove into his pocket, and he gripped the handle of his usual Gauss Pistol. He rose his arm up to shoulder level, the iron sights settling on Melvin-Bot #2's head, wrapped a finger around the trigger, and send the millimeters-thick bullet towards the clone at an impossibly high speed.
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Posted on 08-15-04 10:13 PM Link | Quote
The robot was hit by Melvin's shot thus creating a large, nice hole in his head. However, it looks like the robot's main CPU is still operational.

Melvin-bot #5: "Are you OK? You look quite damaged..."

Melvin-bot #2: "The damages are not that serious."

Melvin-bot #1: "Everybody, prepare for the counter-attack."

The arms of all the Melvin-bots transformed into Gauss Cannons.

Melvin-bot #1: "Fire at will."

Melvin-bot #2: "Nobody makes holes in my head!"

Melvin-bot #5: "Yeah! Nobody harms my friends, you bad bully!"

The others stared at Melvin-bot #5...

Melvin-bot #5: "Errr... attack?"

The Melvin-bots began to fire tons of bullets at Melvin! Melvin-bot #1 was aiming for the head, Melvin-bot #2 for the heart, and the others were aiming at random body parts.

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Posted on 08-16-04 11:47 AM Link | Quote
(Gauss Cannons don't really exist as far as I know, so I'll assume that they've got Gauss Miniguns.)

Melvin screamed girlishly, and dove down under his desk, as it was suddenly filled with holes. The desk was quickly turned into nothing more than a pile of broken wood. His chain made a small squeak, and it was promptly shot to bits as well.

When all seemed quiet, a cyndrical device rolls out from under the debris, stopping with a clunk at Melvin-Bot #3's feet, just in time to send a deadly electromagnetic shockwave through that area of the room.

Meanwhile, Melvin was hanging onto a ladder underneath a hatch nestled beneath the rubble of the desk.

Melvin: Suckers.

EDIT: Edited. Lord.


(edited by Melvin on 08-17-04 02:35 AM)
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Posted on 08-17-04 05:47 AM Link | Quote
Off:

STOP CONTROLLING MY CHARACTERS

I hope that's clear now. -10 HPs penalty for you.

Edit your post now, please.
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Posted on 08-18-04 05:54 AM Link | Quote
Since they were robots, they were vulnerable against such an attack. However, none of them were destroyed.

They continued to shoot at the desk, hoping that from the thousands of rounds shot, at least one would go trought the desk and hit Melvin.

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Posted on 08-19-04 07:22 AM Link | Quote
Hearing more gunshots, Melvin simply closed the hatch, and slid down the ladder.

Melvin: I can only wonder how long it's going to take them to figure out I'm not there.
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Posted on 08-19-04 07:47 AM Link | Quote
As the clones continued to fire, suddenly, they heard a metallic sound...

Melvin-bot #5: "Guys? Since when do desks are supposed to make a metallic sound when hit by a bullet?"

Melvin-bot #2: "For once... he's right."

Melvin-bot #1: "#5! Check under the desk!"

Melvin-bot #5: "Why do I have to do it? Can't #3 do it?"

Melvin-bot #1: "If you don't... I'll break both your arms and legs."

Melvin-bot #5: "Alright then... here I go..."

Melvin-bot #5 grabbed (what was left of) the desk and thrown it away.

Melvin-bot #1: "A hatch?!?"

Melvin-bot #2: "We have been fooled!"

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Posted on 08-20-04 01:03 AM Link | Quote
Melvin was now at the bottom of the ladder. He went over to a nearby door and popped it open, then went back to the ladder, drawing his Castor Rifle and loading it with a No. 3 shell.
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