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Steak Zora Level: 35 Posts: 43/507 EXP: 278751 For next: 1185 Since: 03-16-04 From: Ohio University Since last post: 195 days Last activity: 195 days |
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aesirraven : And lo, some time after SPAM created God, God got bored and decided to create a Man. And he named the Man Adam. And Adam realized there was nothing to eat. And when Adam came upon SPAM he said, "Maybe this would make a good sandwich." And lo, Adam did eat SPAM! Samurai Steak : And Adam did not like the SPAM. So Adam sent his wife Eve to go pick apples from every tree she could find. And Eve picked the apples, all the apples, from this tree, that tree, and every tree. She picked an apple from the Tree of the Knowledge of Good & Evil. And God was not pleased. aesirraven : And SPAM said unto God, "I told you not to put that there, but did you listen to me? Noooooo. Nobody ever listens to SPAM." aesirraven : And God replied, "But I wannaaaaaaaaaaa!" And SPAM did throw up its hands in frustration and retreat into a can. aesirraven : And that, children, was how SPAM came to be in a can, and why so few eat it, and why God is such a wanker. Just a random thing that came up via IM with m' beta tester. Thought you guys would like a laugh. (edited by Dark Lord Steak on 03-17-04 04:58 PM) (edited by Dark Lord Steak on 03-17-04 04:58 PM) (edited by Dark Lord Steak on 03-17-04 04:59 PM) |
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Alastor the Stylish Hey! I made a cool game! It's called "I poisoned half the food, so if you eat you might die!" Have a taco. Level: 114 Posts: 132/7620 EXP: 16258468 For next: 51099 Since: 03-15-04 From: Oregon, US Since last post: 2 hours Last activity: 2 hours |
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