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NightHawk Bob-Omb Level: 39  Posts: 377/621 EXP: 374743 For next: 30028 Since: 03-26-04 From: Switzerland Since last post: 432 days Last activity: 339 days |
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| Well, you could look here for an example of how to insult someone in a way they're not likely to forget. Or you could look there if you'd like to insult someone, while making it sound profound.  Have fun.  |
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Cymoro PATRICK DUFFY WILL LASER YOUR SOUL   Level: 67  Posts: 896/2216 EXP: 2549743 For next: 43129 Since: 03-15-04 From: Cymoro Gaming Since last post: 6 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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| Bah. You could easily counter #1 with a "I know you are, but what am I?" You win. |
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Waddler-D Deddorokku Level: 33  Posts: 175/442 EXP: 227132 For next: 2047 Since: 03-15-04 From: Orange Ocean, Popstar Since last post: 168 days Last activity: 123 days |
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| I think Cymoro has a point, but insults are meant to be brief and to the point usually. That one is like a fricking speech that some senator has for another senator. *Scratches head* Oh well, it's not like I'm a fan of insulting people here... | |||
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NightHawk Bob-Omb Level: 39 Posts: 378/621 EXP: 374743 For next: 30028 Since: 03-26-04 From: Switzerland Since last post: 432 days Last activity: 339 days |
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Originally posted by Waddler-DIf you want brief and to the point, there are several in the 2nd link that would work. The 1st link is mainly for people who're slow to get the point. |
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Kahunah Paratroopa Level: 20  Posts: 109/155 EXP: 42288 For next: 151 Since: 07-10-04 From: Whitby, ON, Canada Since last post: 441 days Last activity: 339 days |
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| either way i still like using the old fashioned make it up yourself cause that way its personalized and if it sounds retarded that the time and makes you look like an idiot you can laugh at yourself and the other person you're insulting. | |||
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kornfan There's a BARB in my EYE! No reregistering, Mr. Permabanned! Level: 38  Posts: 357/622 EXP: 344540 For next: 25907 Since: 06-27-04 From: the middle of fu**ing nowhere... Since last post: 414 days Last activity: 297 days |
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| "Let's just say that he loves nature despite of what it did to him." and "You have all of the virtues I dislike, and none of the vices I admire." There's a couple of insults of the masters for you there. |
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Bella Ludwig Von Koopa You're Gonna Love Me Level: 76  Posts: 674/2962 EXP: 3891483 For next: 114577 Since: 03-29-04 From: Groovy Way Since last post: 8 min. Last activity: 6 min. |
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Originally posted by NightHawkOriginally posted by Waddler-DIf you want brief and to the point, there are several in the 2nd link that would work. The 1st link ones..meh me no like..suckso. I like my insults short and sweet.  If I choose to insult anyone  .. |
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kornfan There's a BARB in my EYE! No reregistering, Mr. Permabanned! Level: 38 Posts: 363/622 EXP: 344540 For next: 25907 Since: 06-27-04 From: the middle of fu**ing nowhere... Since last post: 414 days Last activity: 297 days |
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| Insult me. I wanna see what you got. I won't take it personally, and this is only for Bella. | |||
Prier Archangel Administrative Priestess. NUCLEAR SUB WEEEOOOO Level: 119  Posts: 2188/8392 EXP: 18790939 For next: 138352 Since: 03-15-04 From: Nerima Dist. - Tokyo, Japan Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 1 day |
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| a) Why do I have to have a guide to insult someone? That's insulting my intelligence well enough...and... b) Why would I waste my time insulting someone when they aren't worth a second of my time? |
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Colleen Administrator Level: 136 Posts: 2802/11302 EXP: 29369328 For next: 727587 Since: 03-15-04 From: LaSalle, Quebec, Canada Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 1 hour |
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| No, we are NOT having one of those insult threads. I'm not exactly in the business of insulting people, but if the need arose I'm pretty sure I'm intelligent enough to come up with my own retort.  God forbid I have to look at a guide or anything.Heck, if we did it all the time in school... |
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Prier Archangel Administrative Priestess. NUCLEAR SUB WEEEOOOO Level: 119 Posts: 2194/8392 EXP: 18790939 For next: 138352 Since: 03-15-04 From: Nerima Dist. - Tokyo, Japan Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 1 day |
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| Actually, with you Colleen, you'd probably need it. | |||
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Dylan Devil Trumpets and Angel Trombones ~ Level: 54  Posts: 224/1407 EXP: 1181697 For next: 52173 Since: 06-19-04 From: Ottawa, Canada. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 6 hours |
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| Just say the exact same insult they said except reversed and directed at them, such as, "No, you're a/an {insert thier insult here}" No matter what, you have to stick with this plan or it isn't effective. |
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Fyxe Lyn Level: 51 Posts: 386/1160 EXP: 954265 For next: 59673 Since: 03-29-04 Since last post: 117 days Last activity: 114 days |
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| No insults are effective unless they not in the least bit personalised. You can't just go and say 'you're mom is a ho' if their mother isn't, because... That's not an insult. That's like going up to a girl with big boobs and saying 'you're flat chested!!'. Don't work. My my, why did I think of that analogy? Never reverse insults, it makes you look like you have absolutely no wit altogether. Insults that compare people to animals like baboons are always worth a shot. Don't get it wrong though. Don't call them a fox, for example, as it's a major compliment. As in 'she's a FOX!!', or 'you're as cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Cunning University'. Of course, you could just do the ultimate of insults, which is to SMIRK* and say nothing. Look at them like they're a complete moron and get on with whatever you're doing. Body language is rather effective. Not advised if you don't look as cool as you think you are. Or if you're online, it's hard for people to see smirks online, you see. Best of all though, just outwit them instead of resorting to insults. You FOOLS. *Smirking is a powerful trait passed down through the generations. Some people can manage it, some people can not. Those who can not are destined to inbreeding and falling into fireplaces and shall eventually face the doom of extinction. Sorry 'bout that. (edited by Fyxe on 07-16-04 12:22 PM) |
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Kahunah Paratroopa Level: 20 Posts: 138/155 EXP: 42288 For next: 151 Since: 07-10-04 From: Whitby, ON, Canada Since last post: 441 days Last activity: 339 days |
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Originally posted by Fyxe i think that would work but not in the way intended...no matter what it'll bring up self concious issues and she'll dress revealing herself the next day...and even if its just to prove you wrong she'll ultimately still think "wow he really thinks that?...i guess he's fucking retarded" but ultimately you've got her thinking about it which means that the insult worked. |
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Apple Kodondo Level: 38 Posts: 192/594 EXP: 350163 For next: 20284 Since: 03-27-04 From: Washington. Since last post: 264 days Last activity: 152 days |
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| "Whats the flattest place to iron a pair of jeans? Your chest". That got me smacked so hard by this girl at a chirstian concert. I was sure she left a hand print... She didn't but my face was beetred for about 20 mintues Insults are pointless and stupid, espically if they arn't personal. |
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Prier Archangel Administrative Priestess. NUCLEAR SUB WEEEOOOO Level: 119 Posts: 2226/8392 EXP: 18790939 For next: 138352 Since: 03-15-04 From: Nerima Dist. - Tokyo, Japan Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 1 day |
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Originally posted by Apple Way to go, Cassanova...and why were you trying to pick up chicks at a Christian concert...of all places? |
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Kahunah Paratroopa Level: 20 Posts: 141/155 EXP: 42288 For next: 151 Since: 07-10-04 From: Whitby, ON, Canada Since last post: 441 days Last activity: 339 days |
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Originally posted by RankoOriginally posted by Apple christian chicks are FREAKY no i dunno that for sure but thats what i'm told...either way i don't think i'd EVER have the balls to say that to a girl. my insults are a little less devastating? then that! |
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Fyxe Lyn Level: 51 Posts: 392/1160 EXP: 954265 For next: 59673 Since: 03-29-04 Since last post: 117 days Last activity: 114 days |
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Originally posted by KahunahOriginally posted by Fyxe What a pile of crap. You act like girls are some strange beings that when told they're flat chested even if they're CLEARLY not, then they suffer from serious self concious issues and then dress like sluts to make up for it. The hell? What's wrong with you? Girls are people, they're not some strange race of shallow idiots. Not that some of them aren't shallow idiots, but jeez, come off it. |
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Yoshi Dude XKEEPER STOLE MY CAR KEYS Level: 79  Posts: 1195/3271 EXP: 4572680 For next: 6787 Since: 03-15-04 From: give me a number folks. Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 2 hours |
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| This thread is hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good. i'll give you all a few minutes to take in the ultra serving I gave you. because you got served. Seriously, if you have to memorize insults you hear on the internet, don't even bother. You'll mess up on the delivery anyway. You're just that pathetic. |
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Kahunah Paratroopa Level: 20 Posts: 152/155 EXP: 42288 For next: 151 Since: 07-10-04 From: Whitby, ON, Canada Since last post: 441 days Last activity: 339 days |
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Originally posted by FyxeOriginally posted by KahunahOriginally posted by Fyxe i'm not implying that they are some extra terrestrial race of under confident overly slutty people i'm saying... when you say that to a girl (at the age where calling some girl flat chested is an insult because clearly if you are older then like 16 no matter how flat you are you aren't flat) it bothers then and they have self concious issues...its just like kids with acne or whatever. |
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