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Ran-chan

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eek, when are they going to stop growing...
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Since: 03-15-04
From: Nerima District, Tokyo - Japan

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Posted on 06-24-04 12:51 AM Link | Quote
"(newbie) Clitoris arrives on Discworld for the first time!
[Clitoris enters Discworld]
Lanfear wisps: ok, own up.. how many of you typed 'lick clitoris'?
Phoenix wisps: nope just fingered her "


If you know what this MUD is and plays it or have played it, you know what finger is...

"Tricky wisps: nothing wrong with wanking..relieves stress
Tricky wisps: just ask midian
Ulairi wisps: You must be stress free then"


I wonder if someone can find funnier quotes than those two...

http://discworld.imaginary.com:5678/~presto/player_quotes.html

There you go...
Darth Coby

Vire
Dacht je nou echt dat het over was?
Dacht je nou echt dat ik gebroken was? Nee toch?
Nou kijk eens goed op uit je ogen gast.
zonder clic heb je geen kloten tjap... bitch
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Since: 03-15-04
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Posted on 06-24-04 02:50 AM Link | Quote
I sure as hell can, just not from that MUD.
http://www.bash.org
Jarukoth


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Since: 03-17-04
From: New Jersey, U.S.A.
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Posted on 06-24-04 06:53 AM Link | Quote
Malyss wisps: Are boring women (npcs) good, neutral or evil?
WilLliam wisps: depends
PianoMan wisps: i thought all women were evil
WilLliam wisps: use a rod to find out.
Shel wisps: ouch
Malyss wisps: Er, thanks.
WilLliam wisps: must learn to time comments better
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Priceless.

And I don't even know this game!
Ran-chan

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Posted on 06-24-04 06:46 PM Link | Quote
Yeah; I read that one aswell...amazing. Let
Emptyeye
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Real American
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Posted on 06-25-04 02:39 AM Link | Quote
From earlier this year in my college apartment:

(My friend Greg is playing Diablo II, trying to outrun Diablo's attacks. His character's name is Deliana)

Greg (Confidently): Who's tryin' to hit me?! Yeah, that's right, who's trying to hit me?!?

Diablo II: YOU HAVE DIED. PRESS ESCAPE TO CONTINUE. (Deliana was slain by Diablo)

Greg (not quite so confident anymore): Yeah, that's right...you are....


(Later that day, Greg is playing Diablo II, same character, fighting some Venom Lords)

Greg: Now THESE guys I can handle!

Diablo II: YOU HAVE DIED. PRESS ESCAPE TO CONTINUE. (Deliana was slain by Venom Lord)

Greg: I swear, I'm never gonna talk again...
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