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| Acmlm's Board - I2 Archive - Sim-Battle Arena - WACK-A-CLONE: Jest & Teddylot VS Mario & Luigi (Long Game) |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 155/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Teddylot: Sheesh, nobody's in the mood for simplistic games these days. *rolls his eyes* Jest: Stop complaining and throw a dictionary at those spelling impaired clones! Teddylot: Right-o, commander! Teddylot pulled out Webster's Conglomeration (whatever that means) of Words and Their Definitions and lobbed the enormous book over the heads of the charging Luigi clones. Teddylot: BwaHA! Now, I bet you wish you paid attention in Clone Training School . . . or whatever school you stupid clones go to, but nevertheless, the point still remains true to whatever it meant. |
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Zerodius Aquamentus Level: 65  Posts: 311/2036 EXP: 2243783 For next: 91845 Since: 03-16-04 From: ??? Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 2 days |
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| The Luigi clones were crushed by the ridiculously gargantuan book of doom. Mario clone: "... what?!? They can actually use the legednary "Ridiculously Gargantuan Book Of Doom" attack?!? I'm outta here!" The clone ran for his life... and thus is considered defeated. 5 Mario clones teleported on top of the gigantic book. A single Luigi clone teleported behind Jester and Teddylot. -Jest- (6) III------- -Teddylot- (8) IIIII----- -Enemies- 6/6/147 -Score- 48 posts -Bonus- - -Items- Antidote: II- |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 160/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| The Jester hesitated for a moment, then began to shuffle backwards, but was stopped by the Luigi clone as he felt it breath down his neck. Jest: *sweatdrop* *mumble* Teddylot, I'll take this guy, you take the Marios. Teddylot: But that's an-- Before the teddy bear could finish his sentence, Jest had brushed passed the Luigi clone and began to taunt him away from his ally leaving him with the Mario clones. Teddylot: Curses, well, umm . . . *pulls a pencil from his pocket* Bring it on, squares! |
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Zerodius Aquamentus Level: 65 Posts: 317/2036 EXP: 2243783 For next: 91845 Since: 03-16-04 From: ??? Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 2 days |
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| Mario clone #1: "What? A pencil?" Mario clone #2: "They must have ran out of new attacks... or they're out of magical energy!" Mario clone #3: "Either way, the teddybear is mine!" The Mario clone #3 jumped in the air and trying to execute a super stomp attack on Teddylot! The Luigi clone, him, is staring at Jest... Luigi clone: "I'll let you strike first..." The clone smiled... -Jest- (6) III------- -Teddylot- (8) IIIII----- -Enemies- 6/6/147 -Score- 49 posts -Bonus- - -Items- Antidote: II- |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 162/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Teddylot rolled his eyes and merely took a few steps from out from underneath the incoming clone. Teddylot armed his pencil and scribbled something into the air, an "F", which started flying towards the Mario's forehead. Teddylot: You get an "F" for a bad attack with too many loopholes. ---- The Jester stood still, unblinking and sweaty with a slight, annoying twitch in his left eye (which, amazingly and thanks to modern technology, reflected itself onto The Jester's blue and white mask.) Suddenly, a large rope dangled mysteriously next to the hero with a sign saying "pull me" attached to it. Jest eyed the rope peculiarly then didn't waste a minute pulling at it. A large anvil appeared right above the Luigi clone. The Jester: *tugs rope* Hey, where's the source of this thing? *looks up* |
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Zerodius Aquamentus Level: 65 Posts: 324/2036 EXP: 2243783 For next: 91845 Since: 03-16-04 From: ??? Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 2 days |
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| Mario clone: "You too get an "F"!" The clone jumped over the flying letter! As for the Luigi clone... he just made a single step to the right, dodging the anvil. Luigi clone: "OK... I'll let you strike first... This time, use a REAL attack!" -Jest- (6) III------- -Teddylot- (8) IIIII----- -Enemies- 6/6/147 -Score- 50 posts -Bonus- - -Items- Antidote: II- |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 167/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| The Jester: But, my friend, you have forgotten one of the most important rules of cartoony falling anvils . . . They never miss. Although the shadow was figured over where the Luigi was, the anvil had misteriously began to fall, once again, toward the clone. --- The flying fKitten Yiffer mark slowed down, and came to a booming halt just behind the clone . . . causing yet another grand explosion. Teddylot had known the afteraffects of the attack, so took one giant leap back. Teddylot: *explosion reflects off of Teddylot's beady eyes* Spiffed! *munches popcorn* |
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Zerodius Aquamentus Level: 65 Posts: 334/2036 EXP: 2243783 For next: 91845 Since: 03-16-04 From: ??? Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 2 days |
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| The Luigi clone simply took a cartoony umbrella. Luigi clone: "You want to play this game? Alright! I'll fight cartoons with cartoons!" As for the Mario clone... the explosion sent him flying toward Teddylot! The explosion killed the other Mario clones. -Jest- (6) III------- -Teddylot- (8) IIIII----- -Enemies- 2/6/143 -Score- 51 posts -Bonus- - -Items- Antidote: II- (edited by Zerodius on 05-15-04 01:55 PM) |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 199/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| The Jester took a drastic pose, his trusty staff battle-ready at his side. The Jester didn't move a muscle and sweat trickled down his brow. The hero twitched in anticipation. The Jester: . . . now what? ----- Teddylot laughed. Loopholes a plenty, he thought to himself. He took his handy dandy pencil and started to draw a circle on the ground where the Mario clone's projected landing was. Once the circle was done, the inside turned dark. As a final test, the teddy bear took a coin from his pocket and dropped it down the newly created hole. ----- Meanwhile, on the other side of the world . . . Chinese Guy: ~Hey, what's this?~ Other Chinese Guy: ~Looks like an American quarter.~ Chinese Guy: ~You know what. I think this is a sign from our God.~ Other Chinese Guy: ~But . . . we don't have one.~ Chinese Guy: ~Nevermind that. This is clearly a sign that America will reopen the Open Door Policy, and enslave all of China to the rest of the world once again. We must stop this.~ *glare* Other Chinese Guy: ~How can you tell?~ Chinese Guy: ~I wouldn't judge my superior judgement if I were you!~ |
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Zerodius Aquamentus Level: 65 Posts: 359/2036 EXP: 2243783 For next: 91845 Since: 03-16-04 From: ??? Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 2 days |
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| The clone fell into the hole! After a very long fall... BOOM! He landed on one of the two chinese guys! Mario clone: "Err... hi?" Mario clone *thinks* They don't look very happy... obviously, they're going to beat me up... As for the Luigi clone... Luigi clone: "Watch this! SUMMON ATTACK!" ZERODIUS'S 100-TONS WEIGHT! A 100-tons weight appeared in the sky, just over Jester's head! -Jest- (6) III------- -Teddylot- (8) IIIII----- -Enemies- 2/6/143 -Score- 52 posts -Bonus- - -Items- Antidote: II- |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 245/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| The Jester stood there . . . gazing at the oncoming anvil and not attempting to dodge it. It was headed straight for him. That is until Teddylot came back to the rescue. The teddy bear peeked up from an adjacent manhole, dragged Jest down with him, and then spun the manhole cover back in its place. Of course, being his wily self, the teddy left a little "booming" surprise on the top of it. Down in the sewers . . . Teddylot: 4 . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . .-- Jest: Aw nuts, my jeans are soggy. Teddylot: Well so am I, so stop complaining and be on the lookout for more of those annoying clones while I finish counting down. Jest: . . . Teddylot: . . . 0 KABLOOIE! ((Sorry for the delay. Took me a while to think of a comeback. =P)) |
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Zerodius Aquamentus Level: 65 Posts: 408/2036 EXP: 2243783 For next: 91845 Since: 03-16-04 From: ??? Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 2 days |
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| Off: Sorry about my late reply. ____________________________________________________________________ The clones were destroyed by the explosion. 4 Mario clones teleported in front of Jest and Teddylot. 3 Luigi clones teleported behind them. -Jest- (6) III------- -Teddylot- (8) IIIII----- -Enemies- 7/7/141 -Score- 52 posts -Bonus- - -Items- Antidote: II- |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 263/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| The two heroes eyed their foes, never blinking. Unless they had super levatating powers, which is unlikely, they were all knee deep in water. Teddylot: Aww Curses! I blinked. Jest: *whispers* Hey Teddylot. Teddylot: Where? Jest: *whispers* On my count, hang on to my leg. Teddylot: Why? Jest: *whispers* I have a plan. Teddylot: *whispers* Sooo, what number are you going to count to? Jest: *whispers* Just keep still for a moment and let the clones attack first. You'll know when to hang on. |
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Zerodius Aquamentus Level: 65 Posts: 410/2036 EXP: 2243783 For next: 91845 Since: 03-16-04 From: ??? Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 2 days |
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| The Mario clones struck first. They thrown small fireballs toward Jest! The Luigi clones waited for a better time to act... -Jest- (6) III------- -Teddylot- (8) IIIII----- -Enemies- 7/7/141 -Score- 53 posts -Bonus- - -Items- Antidote: II- |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 275/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| The Jester was hoping for a better time to act, but now would have to do. With his teddy bear ally gripped to his leg, Jest jumped up out of the knee deep water and clung to the conveniently placed ladder on the side of the sewer wall. Once he was safe from harm, Jest dropped a few thunder discs into the sewage-y water. Teddylot: Cleverly plotted, yet not so well executed. Jest:  |
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Zerodius Aquamentus Level: 65 Posts: 420/2036 EXP: 2243783 For next: 91845 Since: 03-16-04 From: ??? Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 2 days |
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| All the clones jumped out of the water, dodging the waves of electricity the discs created when they got into the water. Result: Nothing... ... well... the clones were not able to attack. -Jest- (6) III------- -Teddylot- (8) IIIII----- -Enemies- 7/7/141 -Score- 54 posts -Bonus- - -Items- Antidote: II- |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 285/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Jest: Oh, Fudgekittens! Teddylot: I say we get out of here. Some Random Announcer: Our two, magnificent heroes climbed, ladder step by ladder step, back through the circular manhole towards safety. Teddylot: *sits down on the pavement* Eh? Who invited him? Announcer: But those two sly dogs weren't finished with those daring clones yet! Teddylot scurried his hand through his pockets to pull out . . . a capsulized sewer gator that pops to terrorizing life once it makes contact with water. Teddylot: I do? Oh yeah, I do. *pulls out a capsule* I think this is it! *lobs it down the open manhole* Boy, you sure are handy. Announcer: Thanks! Capsule: *sploosh* Sewer Gator: Rawr! *terror* |
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Zerodius Aquamentus Level: 65 Posts: 427/2036 EXP: 2243783 For next: 91845 Since: 03-16-04 From: ??? Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 2 days |
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| All clones: "MAMILLA!" The clones rushed toward the ladder and climbed out of the sewers as fast as they could! -Jest- (6) III------- -Teddylot- (8) IIIII----- -Enemies- 7/7/141 -Score- 55 posts -Bonus- - -Items- Antidote: II- |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 294/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Announcer: The two heroes gasped as Teddylot's wonderfully crafted plan actually crumpled in front of their eyes. Jest: Shut up! Teddylot: What the?! How did they escape my wonderfully crafted plan which is now crumpling right in front of my beady, black eyes?! They were supposed to be mauled and should have provided decent, violent entertainment for those who read at home. Announcer: But The Jester's quick wit didn't fail them just yet. Jest: Teddylot! Lead 'em to the nearest manhole cover other than this one! We'll be able to weaken them, and your gator might be able to make a surprise entrance, if you know what I mean. Teddylot: But I don't know what you think I should know what you mean. Jest: That doesn't make any sense-- Just do it, okay? Announcer: And the two daring heroes split paths once again. Jest: I'll get you, you stupid disembodied voice! One day, when those stupid clones aren't around, and nobody's around to hear you yelp in pain, I'll get you. |
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Zerodius Aquamentus Level: 65 Posts: 434/2036 EXP: 2243783 For next: 91845 Since: 03-16-04 From: ??? Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 2 days |
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| A few clones made it out of the sewers... Mario clone #1: "Mamilla! That was close!" Luigi clone #1: "These foes are smarter than they look..." -Jest- (6) III------- -Teddylot- (8) IIIII----- -Enemies- 7/7/141 -Score- 56 posts -Bonus- - -Items- Antidote: II- |
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