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Super Sion You BlockHead! Level: 70 Posts: 760/2472 EXP: 3002513 For next: 13298 Since: 03-15-04 From: Yo Mommas House Since last post: 29 min. Last activity: 5 min. |
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| Damn You Melvin! Do you take checks? Ive also made a patent, I patent growing hair. I shall charge 30 dollars for every inch of hair you grow. Hairy People! Youve been warned! |
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HyperLamer <||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people Sesshomaru Tamaranian Level: 118 Posts: 896/8210 EXP: 18171887 For next: 211027 Since: 03-15-04 From: Canada, w00t! LOL FAD Since last post: 2 hours Last activity: 2 hours |
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| Oh yeah? Well I just patented cell reproduction. You owe me 2 dollars for every cell your body creates. | |||
Keitaro Iron Knuckle ウラシマ ケイタロウ Level: 54 Posts: 398/1342 EXP: 1201569 For next: 32301 Since: 03-15-04 From: Hinata, Japan Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 2 days |
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Originally posted by HyperHacker PLEASE INSERT 25 CENTS. PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE. |
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JJ64 Boo Level: 45 Posts: 155/919 EXP: 640956 For next: 19208 Since: 05-22-04 From: Green Bay, WI Since last post: 441 days Last activity: 269 days |
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| I'm patenting thoughts, then. 40 dollars per thought! | |||
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Keitaro Iron Knuckle ウラシマ ケイタロウ Level: 54 Posts: 399/1342 EXP: 1201569 For next: 32301 Since: 03-15-04 From: Hinata, Japan Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 2 days |
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| I'm patenting patents. Pwnd. | |||
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JJ64 Boo Level: 45 Posts: 156/919 EXP: 640956 For next: 19208 Since: 05-22-04 From: Green Bay, WI Since last post: 441 days Last activity: 269 days |
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| I'm patenting your patent on patents. | |||
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Keitaro Iron Knuckle ウラシマ ケイタロウ Level: 54 Posts: 400/1342 EXP: 1201569 For next: 32301 Since: 03-15-04 From: Hinata, Japan Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 2 days |
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| I'm patenting the filling of patents. And I'm taking syllables with me. | |||
Imajin Buster Beetle Level: 34  Posts: 311/452 EXP: 234863 For next: 18788 Since: 03-15-04 From: Kingdom of Zeal Since last post: 39 days Last activity: 53 days |
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| I'm patenting posting on internet message boards. $10 a post. Judging by the 64567 posts already made, I'll be rich in weeks! | |||
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JJ64 Boo Level: 45 Posts: 157/919 EXP: 640956 For next: 19208 Since: 05-22-04 From: Green Bay, WI Since last post: 441 days Last activity: 269 days |
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| I'm patentiting all future patents. 70 dollars, and my immunity from effect, and you can patent. | |||
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Keitaro Iron Knuckle ウラシマ ケイタロウ Level: 54 Posts: 401/1342 EXP: 1201569 For next: 32301 Since: 03-15-04 From: Hinata, Japan Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 2 days |
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| 27 syllables. that'll be 843 dollars, usd. non-refundable. please insert 25 cents to continue. | |||
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JJ64 Boo Level: 45 Posts: 158/919 EXP: 640956 For next: 19208 Since: 05-22-04 From: Green Bay, WI Since last post: 441 days Last activity: 269 days |
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| 27 syllables. that'll be 843 dollars, usd. non-refundable. please insert 25 cents to continue. I'm patenting that statement. |
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HyperLamer <||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people Sesshomaru Tamaranian Level: 118 Posts: 897/8210 EXP: 18171887 For next: 211027 Since: 03-15-04 From: Canada, w00t! LOL FAD Since last post: 2 hours Last activity: 2 hours |
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Originally posted by EvillerLegion Fine, take your 5 bucks.  But what's this? You've created 24,736,119 new cells since I filed the patent. That'll be $49,472,238.BTW, I've patented downloading. Since you all had to download this page to see it, you all owe me 10 bucks. Now factor in all the images and CSS that was also downloaded in the process, and all that porno and MP3s you're downloading right now (with all the money I made, I bought the Internet, so now I know what you're all doing... nice passwords  ) that comes to a total of... WOOHOO I'M RICH! |
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DarkSlaya POOOOOOOOOOOORN! Level: 88 Posts: 204/4249 EXP: 6409254 For next: 241410 Since: 05-16-04 From: Montreal, Quebec, Canada Since last post: 8 hours Last activity: 5 hours |
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Originally posted by HyperHacker Damn. Back on the main topic: I Think this sucks. |
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Keitaro Iron Knuckle ウラシマ ケイタロウ Level: 54 Posts: 402/1342 EXP: 1201569 For next: 32301 Since: 03-15-04 From: Hinata, Japan Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 2 days |
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| I just patented matter. You are now royally fucked. | |||
Kitten Yiffer Purple wand Furry moderator Vivent l'exp����¯�¿�½������©rience de signalisation d'amusement, ou bien ! Level: 135 Posts: 2164/11162 EXP: 28824106 For next: 510899 Since: 03-15-04 From: Sweden Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 4 min. |
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| Who have the patent on patents? I think I patent it.. Or I patent Messageboards! Hah, 1 sek per reply. I'm gonna get rich on the spammers.  |
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HyperLamer <||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people Sesshomaru Tamaranian Level: 118 Posts: 898/8210 EXP: 18171887 For next: 211027 Since: 03-15-04 From: Canada, w00t! LOL FAD Since last post: 2 hours Last activity: 2 hours |
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| I've now patented recieving money. Anyone who does so must pay 100% of it to me. I also patented spammy threads. This one's gonna line my wallet nicely. |
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Keitaro Iron Knuckle ウラシマ ケイタロウ Level: 54 Posts: 403/1342 EXP: 1201569 For next: 32301 Since: 03-15-04 From: Hinata, Japan Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 2 days |
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| keep in mind I do have a patent over the overall atomic makeup of your patent, Kitten Yiffer. And the object in which your pantent patents. Hell, that very statement. Lets just say that there are many single celled orga(ni)sms who owe me a great deal of money. | |||
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JJ64 Boo Level: 45 Posts: 167/919 EXP: 640956 For next: 19208 Since: 05-22-04 From: Green Bay, WI Since last post: 441 days Last activity: 269 days |
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| keep in mind I do have a patent over the overall atomic makeup of your patent, Kitten Yiffer. And the object in which your pantent patents. Hell, that very statement. Lets just say that there are many single celled orga(ni)sms who owe me a great deal of money. I patented that patent, remember? |
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KATW King Yoshi "If you stare at something long enough, it can be funny." Level: 86  Posts: 842/3959 EXP: 6087979 For next: 54128 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 7 hours Last activity: 5 hours |
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Originally posted by MajinBlueDragon Durrrrr, whuts a pantent? hahahaha Im one step ahead of all of you though..... I copyright the patent You all now have the inability to patent without my proper consent(edited by Kirby all the way on 06-07-04 10:32 PM) |
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Keitaro Iron Knuckle ウラシマ ケイタロウ Level: 54 Posts: 404/1342 EXP: 1201569 For next: 32301 Since: 03-15-04 From: Hinata, Japan Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 2 days |
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thats fine. I copyright, register, and trademark matter, anti-mater, and the molecular theory. have fun living without my consent.  edit: and before you wiseasses get a chance, i also copymark, trademark and register copymark, trade mark, register, thec act of doing so, and all future instances of aformentioned acts. (edited by MajinBlueDragon on 06-07-04 11:16 PM) |
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