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DarkGuardian X

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Posted on 06-04-04 10:40 PM Link | Quote
I took my little cousin to the petting zoo, because I had to baby-sit her. We were feeding the animals, and then suddenly, a goat rammed me in the hips and knocked me into the mud. My little cousin was laughing, and then that stupid carton of goat milk rammed my cousin in the stomach and knocked her down!
I wonder, did any of you have problems with any animals at the petting zoo?
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Posted on 06-04-04 10:45 PM Link | Quote
Sue....for the love of god sue.

And let me have 40% because it was my idea.
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Posted on 06-04-04 10:59 PM Link | Quote
That's... never happened. But I did get slurped by a cow with a long, slithery tounge when I was six, if that counts
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Posted on 06-04-04 11:01 PM Link | Quote
Sue for $5,000,000, settle for $10,000.

Damn goats. Think they run everything.
DarkGuardian X

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Posted on 06-04-04 11:02 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Legion
Sue....for the love of god sue.

And let me have 40% because it was my idea.

OK...Out of my curiosity, how was it your idea?
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Posted on 06-04-04 11:15 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by DarkGuardian X
Originally posted by Legion
Sue....for the love of god sue.

And let me have 40% because it was my idea.

OK...Out of my curiosity, how was it your idea?


Timeline of events:

-You posted thread with no mention of sueing.
-Leg makes reply suggestiong to sue.
-Others post.
-You ask why it was his idea.
-I posted this timeline.

I win =D
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Posted on 06-04-04 11:45 PM Link | Quote
Somehow I do have memories of a goat almost eating my hand. But I have to blame myself having food in the hand.

And the goat was probably just did feel threaten, but then the animals shouldn't do that. Especially if it's a petting zoo...
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Posted on 06-04-04 11:57 PM Link | Quote
Uh, I don


(edited by Millennium Neko on 06-04-04 02:59 PM)
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Posted on 06-05-04 01:20 AM Link | Quote
It'd be cool if they brought the goat into court for a hearing.
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Posted on 06-05-04 03:06 AM Link | Quote
Yeah, when I was younger, I always avoided goats in the petting zoo.

And, yes, you should sue.
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Posted on 06-05-04 06:48 AM Link | Quote
Never really been to the petting zoo ...I've seen animals and stuff like that. I didn't go in the pen thingy or anything..if I did go before I was afraid they would relieve themselves on me or something..my neighbors dog did before ..so yeah.
DarkGuardian X

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Posted on 06-08-04 11:34 PM Link | Quote
Well, there's no need to worry about that goat now...I took an M-60 over there and killed them all! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
No...I wouldn't do that. I just fed them cherry bombs! Then they all blew up!
If they did call a goat up to the bench to explain why he did that, they'd only get, "Baaaa...Baaaa..." Then some weirdo that could translate goat would say, "Hmm. He said that the sweater that the plaintiff's little cousin was wearing was his mother, and the plaintiff killed his father." That would be totally weird!


(edited by DarkGuardian X on 06-08-04 02:39 PM)
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Posted on 06-09-04 09:36 AM Link | Quote
DarkGuardian, is there a point to this madness or....?
DarkGuardian X

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Posted on 06-10-04 12:19 AM Link | Quote
I was kidding around about the cherry bombs and the M-60. I wouldn't kill them...unless I was allowed! After it rammed me, I just threw a dirt clod at it and then it rammed me again.
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Posted on 06-10-04 04:58 AM Link | Quote
Once when I was at zoo on a field trip, I backed into a goat and it suddenly starting crapping. It was weird. It was almost like I accidently pressed the secret goat defecate button, or something.
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