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Kyoufu Kawa
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Posted on 05-29-04 01:54 PM Link | Quote
Kawa calmly walked into the arena, which was more like a regular basketball field in the hood.

Melvin Gurio. You have taunted me too long. Even though your words (and that's all you seem to have lately) don't harm me at all, it's time to end this.

Last time, I was going the funny way. I tried kicking you in the nads and turning you female. Beavis and Butthead cured you.

I've learned since then that AcmlmBoard simbattlers are NOT to be underestimated. I'll therefore go all out. No limits. And no jokes.

Kawa jumps in the air, landing on top of a basketball hoop.

You get the first strike. It'd better be good because when you're done, I'm going to mash your face in until your head is nothing but an unidentifyable gooey mass on the floor. The techniques I'll use are guaranteed to work 100%, and will harm me considerably. I may very likely sustain heavy, maybe permanent damage.

Now bring it.


(edited by Kawa-oneechan on 05-29-04 04:54 AM)
Mel
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Posted on 05-31-04 05:50 AM Link | Quote
"GREAT BOOSTER!"

Almost immediately, what appeared to be a rocket with gigantic wings atatched to it slammed straight into Kawa, exploding and creating a smoldering crater where the basketball court once stood. Melvin dropped to the ground, as a pair of Jet Scrander-ish wings folded into the back of his lab coat.

Melvin: Good to see your competitive edge hasn't dulled, Kawa. If you hadn't just been blown to bejeezus and back by the Great Booster.
Kyoufu Kawa
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Posted on 06-01-04 10:22 PM Link | Quote
It seems you haven't seen Terminator 2 for a while...

The little bits of blown-to-bejeezus Kawa somehow crawl towards each other and slowly reform back into a full Kawa.

...Plus, I've survived multiple Redeemers at close range. Somehow.

Plus two, I could kill you at half power. Which I'm at now.

Now die!

Kawa suddenly disappears from view, flashes into view right behind Melvin and proceeds to pummel the back of Melvin's head at a speed that would make a master of the Kachuu Tenshin Amaguriken cringe. It's so bad, Kawa's arm spontanously bursts into flame after about three seconds of pummelage.

A closer view shows that the arm in question is taking considerable damage, and sparks are already flying.

A closer view at Melvins head makes the camera man vomit.


Now just imagine I'm continueing this until either the arm or the head simply breaks down into several small chunks.
Mel
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Posted on 06-01-04 11:49 PM Link | Quote
A small gurgle comes from what's left of Melvin's head, as his skin begins to reform, twisting and bubbling, until his head and face reform, practically undamaged. He bends over, and picks his glasses up off the ground.

Melvin: It seems you haven't seen Terminator 3 for a while.

He idly runs a hand through his hair.

Melvin: Besides, I've survived worse - I've fought Skydude and Dani both at once.

Melvin's hands dive into his pockets, and return with heavy black gloves on. He clenches and unclenches his fists, then suddenly grabs Kawa's lower jaw, pulling it down with bone-shattering force, then sending his fist down his throat. Quite literally, in fact. Moments later, he lets go of the device in his palm, and withdraws his fist, taking a good eight steps back, as large Jet Scrander-ish wings pop out of the back of his lab coat.

Melvin: Right, then. Later, Kawa.

Moments later, the canister inside Kawa's stomach detonates, the force of seventeen nuclear blasts ripping him apart. As the explosion consumes him and expands outward, the huge amount of heate ir rising is caught by Melvin's Jet Scrander, and sends him flying into the air, far above the reach of the blast.
Kyoufu Kawa
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Posted on 06-02-04 02:05 PM Link | Quote
I admit my defeat.
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