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Felix

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Posted on 05-28-04 10:54 PM Link | Quote
Man Commits Suicide After Sex With Hen

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The headline and first paragraph are the funniest parts of this. After that, it starts to just get a little creepy.
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Posted on 05-28-04 10:56 PM Link | Quote
That's just bloody wierd... A hen? o.o
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Posted on 05-28-04 10:58 PM Link | Quote
Uh...mau


(edited by Millennium Neko on 05-28-04 01:59 PM)
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Posted on 05-28-04 11:08 PM Link | Quote
OMG! That is the craziest thing Ive ever read....I dare say its even to crazy for the Craziness Domain!
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Posted on 05-28-04 11:17 PM Link | Quote
At least the hen got some before she was put to sleep. But it wasn't her fault or anything...overall, some people in this world can be so damn sick.
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Posted on 05-28-04 11:37 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Millennium Neko
Uh...mau


(edited by Kefka on 05-28-04 02:38 PM)
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Posted on 05-28-04 11:38 PM Link | Quote
Suicide can never be funny, even if the reason and circumstances are... odd.

One might ask: "Why a hen?". Who knows, but why did they have to slaughter the hen? It wasn't poor hennie's fault.
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Posted on 05-28-04 11:48 PM Link | Quote
I don't think the fact that he committed suicide is funny. It's more like the reason that he committed suicide is funny. He must have just liked those legs on the hen, so long......so tender......so.......

Agh, sorry, I was thinking out loud again. Anyway, as I said, suicide is not funny but sex with a hen is pretty damn funny, yet sick.
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Posted on 05-29-04 12:08 AM Link | Quote
...I don't see the humor.

He was obviously a very disturbed man. I say this because of the evidence shown:

1) He had sex with a BIRD!
2) He tried to kill his wife after getting caught.
3) He ultimately killed himself.

I feel sad about this guy, really. I didn't laugh once. How could you laugh at this, Felix?

Originally posted by Edsgravy0

One might ask: "Why a hen?". Who knows, but why did they have to slaughter the hen? It wasn't poor hennie's fault.


If you are sympathising (sp?) about hens getting slaughtered, get over it. Most of us are omnivores. There are plenty of hens. Wild ones usually don't get killed. Ones that are raised obviously are meant to be killed and eaten. It's part of the way our world works. Get over it.

And if you are sympathising about the hen getting raped, well, yea, it wasn't her fault, and that isn't usually part of the way our world works.

EDIT1: quotage of Ed
EDIT2: Change his to her, because hens are female


(edited by Kefka on 05-28-04 03:10 PM)
(edited by Kefka on 05-28-04 03:11 PM)
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Posted on 05-29-04 12:24 AM Link | Quote
Ah, but Kefka, the article made it sound like the hen was slaughtered BECAUSE he had sex with it. O.o''

And no, the vast majority of furry fans are not interested in bestiality. >.< You see, it's like traditional catgirls. Tons and tons of internet users like catgirls (come on, there are thousands of anime freaks out there and they love 'em), but that doesn't mean in any form that they're attracted to or want to have sex with A cat. O.o''

EDIT: But honestly, out of aaaall the animals one could possibly pick... Why a freakin' CHICKEN!? Eurgh.


(edited by Fyxe on 05-28-04 03:25 PM)
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Posted on 05-29-04 12:29 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Fyxe

And no, the vast majority of furry fans are not interested in bestiality. >.< You see, it's like traditional catgirls. Tons and tons of internet users like catgirls (come on, there are thousands of anime freaks out there and they love 'em), but that doesn't mean in any form that they're attracted to or want to have sex with A cat. O.o''



We've gone over this already... Can't I ever poke a LITTLE fun at Neko and Kitten Yiffer for their... "fetishes" which seem to be much more than that?
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Posted on 05-29-04 12:30 AM Link | Quote
The humor in this... is VERY hard to see. If it was shown on paper, damn, you probably couldn't even see it. Expect like something microscopic. Suicide is never funny... at all. It's rather a serious thing, if I say so myself. I always take it seriously.

I don't know WHAT made the man do something like that. He had a wife, yet I don't get WHY he had sex with a chicken.
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Posted on 05-29-04 12:55 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Kefka
Originally posted by Fyxe

And no, the vast majority of furry fans are not interested in bestiality. >.< You see, it's like traditional catgirls. Tons and tons of internet users like catgirls (come on, there are thousands of anime freaks out there and they love 'em), but that doesn't mean in any form that they're attracted to or want to have sex with A cat. O.o''



We've gone over this already... Can't I ever poke a LITTLE fun at Neko and Kitten Yiffer for their... "fetishes" which seem to be much more than that?



I totally agree with you, a billion and taco percent. Seriously. Seriously folks.
Seriously.

Anyway, I didn't find that funny, and I spit on Felix. SPIT!! >(
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Posted on 05-29-04 01:24 AM Link | Quote
Wasnt funny.

When is suicide funny anyways?
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Posted on 05-29-04 01:33 AM Link | Quote
NO.

Every part of that story is NOT FUNNY. On the contrary, it is VERY BAD. Suicide, attempted murder, beastiality, and to a certain extent, cheating on one's spouse. NOT good!
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Posted on 05-29-04 01:44 AM Link | Quote
Thats truly a disturbed man, and the fact that he tried to kill his wife makes me hate him....nope not funny...more like disgusting and depressing.
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Posted on 05-29-04 02:00 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by TooL
Wasnt funny.

When is suicide funny anyways?


Perhaps if it is was attempted suicide worked into a sitcom it could be funny... but that would be hard to do, I'm sure.
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Posted on 05-29-04 02:22 AM Link | Quote
First, I must say poor hen. Honestly that's animal cruelty.

Second I have no idea how you can have sex with hens. After all they are so small. Unless that certain man is very... small himself.

Third it's not funny, and it's just so wrong.

Heh, I still remember about that certain thread Fyxe made one year ago. Around or before I joined... "I hear words, anti-furry words". I still meet people that have wrong idea about the whole furry culture...
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Posted on 05-29-04 03:12 AM Link | Quote
lol thats fucking funny that asshole deserved it for fucking bird i mean wtf thats fucking sick lol
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Posted on 05-29-04 03:15 AM Link | Quote
You don't think suicide can be funny?

Think again.

And honestly, if you were caught chicking-fucking, wouldn't you want to disapear from the world too? Oh, and the very last line in that story made me laugh.


(edited by Legion on 05-28-04 06:16 PM)
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