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| Acmlm's Board - I2 Archive - Craziness Domain - You will never guess what i found on some kids cough medicine |
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paradox Spike Level: 41  Posts: 20/703 EXP: 455239 For next: 24906 Since: 03-16-04 From: usa Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 25 days |
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| On label: Do not operate or drive heavy Machinery after taking this medication... lol we would reduce so many accidents if we get those 5 year old kids with headaches off the forklifts |
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Banedon Giant Red Paratroopa Level: 55 Posts: 158/1408 EXP: 1291380 For next: 22809 Since: 03-15-04 From: Michigan Since last post: 101 days Last activity: 90 days |
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| I have a whole book of dumb warning labels somewhere...one of the funnier ones was a knife that said "Keep Out of Children." | |||
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Toxic in a sublime state of mind Level: 75  Posts: 157/2857 EXP: 3732709 For next: 94195 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 3 days Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Wasn't that an engrish thing though? Those are hell-arious. | |||
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Alastor the Stylish Hey! I made a cool game! It's called "I poisoned half the food, so if you eat you might die!" Have a taco.  Level: 114  Posts: 98/7620 EXP: 16258468 For next: 51099 Since: 03-15-04 From: Oregon, US Since last post: 2 hours Last activity: 2 hours |
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| No, not really. | |||
Apophis Red Super Koopa Level: 45 Posts: 48/882 EXP: 640255 For next: 19909 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 15 hours Last activity: 15 hours |
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| This is from a label on a cushion in my house: Remove immediately any glowing ember or lighted cigarette which falls on furniture. You mean I'm NOT supposed to let the furniture catch fire? |
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witeasprinwow Lakitu Level: 37 Posts: 50/555 EXP: 319587 For next: 18666 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 55 days Last activity: 55 days |
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Originally posted by paradox On label: Do not operate or drive heavy Machinery after taking this medication... lol we would reduce so many accidents if we get those 5 year old kids with headaches off the forklifts Oh. Okay. (rabble rabble thread sucks) |
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Alastor the Stylish Hey! I made a cool game! It's called "I poisoned half the food, so if you eat you might die!" Have a taco. Level: 114 Posts: 101/7620 EXP: 16258468 For next: 51099 Since: 03-15-04 From: Oregon, US Since last post: 2 hours Last activity: 2 hours |
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| I had the same thought. | |||
KATW King Yoshi "If you stare at something long enough, it can be funny." Level: 86  Posts: 106/3959 EXP: 6087979 For next: 54128 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 7 hours Last activity: 5 hours |
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| I still love the peanut bag instructions Step one: Open Bag Step two: Eat peanuts Step threee: Fly delta! |
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Banedon Giant Red Paratroopa Level: 55 Posts: 164/1408 EXP: 1291380 For next: 22809 Since: 03-15-04 From: Michigan Since last post: 101 days Last activity: 90 days |
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Originally posted by Kirby all the way I still love the peanut bag instructions Step one: Open Bag Step two: Eat peanuts Step threee: Fly delta! Oh, so THAT'S why it doesn't work...I've been eating the peanuts first, THEN opening the bag. |
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KATW King Yoshi "If you stare at something long enough, it can be funny." Level: 86 Posts: 107/3959 EXP: 6087979 For next: 54128 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 7 hours Last activity: 5 hours |
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| "You know, the flamethrower was prbably invented because some person said "I wanna set that person on fire, but Im too lazy to get up and do it myself" I just LOVE these little quotes I have from everywhere Fine wite, Ill stop... (edited by Kirby all the way on 03-15-04 09:27 PM) |
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witeasprinwow Lakitu Level: 37 Posts: 53/555 EXP: 319587 For next: 18666 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 55 days Last activity: 55 days |
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Originally posted by Banedon Originally posted by Kirby all the way Bad joke Even worse joke Seriously, stop replying to the thread already. |
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Colleen Administrator Level: 136 Posts: 173/11302 EXP: 29369328 For next: 727587 Since: 03-15-04 From: LaSalle, Quebec, Canada Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 1 hour |
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That's probably on there because idiots have a cough/cold, don't have any adult medication handy, so they take their kid's and figure that it won't affect them.  And then the drowsiness kicks in. |
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HyperLamer <||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people Sesshomaru Tamaranian Level: 118 Posts: 31/8210 EXP: 18171887 For next: 211027 Since: 03-15-04 From: Canada, w00t! LOL FAD Since last post: 2 hours Last activity: 2 hours |
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| I think legally they have to put that there. Just like even uber-weak lasers that could only hurt if you stare at them for like a minute straight have to have warning labels. I personally like the 'do not turn upside-down' labels found on the bottom of some objects. Or of course the 'emergency cock' on a Japanese plane... I don't wanna know.  |
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Old Zem Level: 27 Posts: 8/260 EXP: 102369 For next: 13790 Since: 03-16-04 Since last post: 213 days Last activity: 203 days |
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| I was reading Game Informer the other day, out of boredom, and someone had written in to ask about the radiation warning inside the gamecube. To my surprise, the GI people didn't correct the person's misinterpretation; they just told him not to take it apart and to send it in to a professional repair blah blah blah. Anyway, I think the guy had a mental image of the gamecube being powered internally by some glowing green stuff straight out of Half-Life (maybe it runs the clock... the RADIOACTIVE CLOCK!), and the response in the magazine really wouldn't have changed that perception... Yeah. The radiation warning is talking about the LASER, also known as "light," which is more scientifically classified as "electromagnetic radiation" along with, you know, radio waves and other invisible things. I'm surprised they don't put "radiation" warnings on light bulbs, come to think of it. Or anything above absolute zero. Anyway, you probably won't have any radiation problems with your system unless you tear off the lid, find the button that gets pushed down for the system to think the lid is closed, and then turn it on and stare into the lens. You might also have to put in a game, then remove it and look really quickly. |
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Legolas Red Paragoomba Level: 13  Posts: 38/50 EXP: 8639 For next: 1628 Since: 03-15-04 From: USA Since last post: 595 days Last activity: 251 days |
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| I've seen some pretty interesting warning labels before. A few of them: > On an iron : Warning! Do not iron clothes while wearing. > On a Pop-Tart box : Warning! After toasting, pastry may become hot. (my addition would be "If not, buy a new toaster.") > (This is for real) On a jar of peanuts : Warning! May contain nuts. > Can't remember the product : Warning! Not to be used for the other use. Can't think of any others at the moment. (edited by Legalos on 03-16-04 04:44 AM) |
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KawaiiImoto-e Hammer Brother Level: 49 Posts: 28/1068 EXP: 852917 For next: 30966 Since: 03-15-04 From: In my own little complicated dreamworld Since last post: 16 days Last activity: 4 days |
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| I would just simply put: "Only us the product for things, the manufacture itendet it to be used." and furhter legal notice that the manufacturer can't be sued if the instructions aren't precicly followed and things done, that exced common sence. Humans sure are stupid sometimes. (edited by KawaiiImoto-e on 03-16-04 04:49 AM) (edited by KawaiiImoto-e on 03-16-04 04:50 AM) |
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The Gift of Gabe Red Paragoomba Level: 13  Posts: 10/51 EXP: 8892 For next: 1375 Since: 03-16-04 From: Albuquerque, NM, USA Since last post: 260 days Last activity: 256 days |
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| I got into a fistfight over an argument about radiation inside of microwave ovens. There's a small clearing near my house where the kids in my area get drunk, and we used to smoke out over there. Not important. Anyway, there were every manner of smashed appliances, and a friend of mine swore up and down that the ill health of the surrounding vegetation was due not to the constant river of piss with which it was watered but to the broken and derelect microwave that was sitting in one of the piles of trash. I laughed at him and asked him why the microwave would cause such a response in the environment. 'Dude, its the radiation. What are you, stupid?' I pointed out that microwaves are just higher frequency radiation than visible light. 'No shit, that's what I said. Radiation. There's these little tubes, see?' said my friend, gesturing at the internal clock batteries in the microwave. Anyway, we wound up assaulting each other, only because he's such an asshole. Later someone pissed on the microwave. | |||
Kitten Yiffer Purple wand Furry moderator Vivent l'exp����¯�¿�½������©rience de signalisation d'amusement, ou bien ! Level: 135 Posts: 221/11162 EXP: 28824106 For next: 510899 Since: 03-15-04 From: Sweden Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 4 min. |
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| Microwaves are as safe as radio waves. Some warnings... http://www.snopes.com/humor/business/warnings.htm Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. Swedish chainsaw That's probably not an true one, or maybe the one who made it was just homours... or knew about how smart some english talking people can be.  |
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Sofie Level: 52 Posts: 55/1210 EXP: 1028812 For next: 55028 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 187 days Last activity: 279 days |
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Originally posted by paradox On label: Do not operate or drive heavy Machinery after taking this medication... You just have to live in the US. |
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Anya The Exile Ultima Mezcla de Yin Yan Level: 98  Posts: 204/5337 EXP: 9530313 For next: 124040 Since: 03-15-04 From: South Florida Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 2 days |
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Originally posted by paradox On label: Do not operate or drive heavy Machinery after taking this medication... lol we would reduce so many accidents if we get those 5 year old kids with headaches off the forklifts I think they were talking about video game consoles. Can't forget to save and taking those meds will make you forget to do so..and you'll end up dying way too much. |
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