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kitty
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Posted on 05-05-04 07:14 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Cthulhu
If Yiffy Kitten hadn't of made this thread, I would've had no proof. Thank you Yiffy Kitten!
haha, that's great. I love to see that kind of justice... "He did what? Let me see.... AHHHH!" xD

Morons: If you're going to be a total tard,
1) Don't do it from a school or someone else's computer
2) Don't use your real, full name
3) If you're going to act stupid, do it to a non-staffer, that way it's more likely to go unnoticed... if he hadn't PMed me I wouldnt have checked the rest of the PMs he sent!
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Posted on 05-06-04 12:44 AM Link | Quote
To thin the idiots at this forum I used to go to, it had a quiz you needed to pass to get in. It was on Sega stuff (it was a Sonic site) and if you passed, you could register.

This SHOULD get display cased. It is TOO funny, but a reminder so others don't follow that others don't act as stupid as this guy.
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Posted on 05-06-04 01:44 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Yiffy Kitten
Originally posted by Cthulhu
3) If you're going to act stupid, do it to a non-staffer, that way it's more likely to go unnoticed... if he hadn't PMed me I wouldnt have checked the rest of the PMs he sent!
But honestly, the non-staffers would complain to an admin about that stupid PM he receive.

I hadn't got any stupid PM yet... but tons of stupid IM's.
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Posted on 05-06-04 01:56 AM Link | Quote
If I IM somebody from a board, it's usually either for a good reason or they seem to be very friendly and I would like to have a conversation with them. As for Brian, you should've seen the look on his face when he saw that the school had been IP banned. Heh, luckily my room had a lock on it, because they were beating on it trying to get in.

BTW, the IP ban worked really well, not only did it ban my school, but all comps on any of the Metter School System network! I know because I checked every comp in the lab, a teacher's comp, and several and the board of education. So, it seems that we will no longer be bothered by any morons from my school. However, Brian has two equally stupid friends, Patrick and Ross that may have computers at home. The former made several accounts yesterday, all of which were deleted. The latter is a fucking moron and likes to insult my religion, so I think the board would be better off without those two.
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Posted on 05-06-04 02:50 AM Link | Quote
Haha, those messages of his were actually a little humorous to me. But yeah his spelling still sucks, and his intelligence too. Was probably just some guy playing a prank.


(edited by jasukan on 05-05-04 05:51 PM)
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Posted on 05-06-04 05:36 AM Link | Quote
He wasn't playing a prank, get this: He actually thought he was threating you guys! He thinks that your sarcasm means your scared. Honestly, he's so stupid he was calling you guys stupid for your comments about "u". I mean, he can't tell sarcasm from seriousness! How stupid can you be?
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Posted on 05-06-04 06:10 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Cthulhu
He wasn't playing a prank, get this: He actually thought he was threating you guys! He thinks that your sarcasm means your scared. Honestly, he's so stupid he was calling you guys stupid for your comments about "u". I mean, he can't tell sarcasm from seriousness! How stupid can you be?


Well, it could be worse. He could be as stupid as... say... me!

EDIT: yea, I was stupid enough to cuss out Colleen a couple months ago in a PM, and um, I didn't get banned And now I sent him one today, but he didn't take it seriously. Just gave me the good ol' "You want to join Kario?" treatment


(edited by Kefka on 05-05-04 09:11 PM)
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Posted on 05-06-04 06:21 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Cymoro
FAQ QUIZ AFTER REGISTRATION.
FAQ QUIZ AFTER REGISTRATION.
FAQ QUIZ AFTER REGISTRATION.

There, I said it. Can we do it now?


YES! I think I suggested this also after having visited Pixelation (they have one there, works a charm). I would LOVE to see one implemented!
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Posted on 05-06-04 06:41 AM Link | Quote
Invention Idea: A program which you run on your machine and can read the IQ, common sense level, and maturity of any user connected to the internet. This way, if a user is below a certian level in any of these, *POOF*, no registration allowed.
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Posted on 05-06-04 06:43 AM Link | Quote
Permit me to edit one small detail!

"Invention Idea: A program which you run on your machine and can read the IQ, common sense level, and maturity of any user connected to the internet. This way, if a user is below a certian level in any of these, *POOF*, power is actuated to a device that lets loose a spring loaded knife straight into the face of the applicant."
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Posted on 05-06-04 07:06 AM Link | Quote
See, but I'm not very smart, so I'd likely wind up with a knife in my face that way.

But I DO have common sense, just not a huge maturity level or IQ... bleh.
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Posted on 05-06-04 08:07 AM Link | Quote
Nah, my shrink says I'm immature. o.o

He also says I should have children by now. o.o eeee, scary shrink.
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Posted on 05-06-04 08:16 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by ChibiTaryn
Nah, my shrink says I'm immature. o.o

He also says I should have children by now. o.o eeee, scary shrink.


...That's... contradictory... immature people shouldn't have kids... maybe your shrink needs a shrink.
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Posted on 05-06-04 09:20 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Kefka
Originally posted by ChibiTaryn
Nah, my shrink says I'm immature. o.o

He also says I should have children by now. o.o eeee, scary shrink.


...That's... contradictory... immature people shouldn't have kids... maybe your shrink needs a shrink.

Immature people having kids isn't contradictory, It's just not advisable.
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Posted on 05-06-04 09:33 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Colleen
Legion: Eh, a knife's too messy... Maybe some sort of mallet. You know, to try get all the brain cells sorted out.
Did I say how I loved the new Colleen?
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Posted on 05-06-04 09:36 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Yiffy Kitten
Originally posted by Colleen
Legion: Eh, a knife's too messy... Maybe some sort of mallet. You know, to try get all the brain cells sorted out.
Did I say how I loved the new Colleen?


Shouldn't we all? He even sent me a reply to a nasty PM I sent him by asking me if I wanted to join Kario! The old Colleen would have NEVER done such a thing!
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Posted on 05-06-04 09:47 AM Link | Quote
Wait, what's this crap about a new Colleen?

Is the destroyer manifest or something?
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Posted on 05-06-04 10:01 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Weasel
Wait, what's this crap about a new Colleen?

Is the destroyer manifest or something?


No, he's just become more... WESTERN! And brawly!
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Posted on 05-06-04 10:46 AM Link | Quote
IQ isn't the same thing as maturity. Remember that...

You can have high IQ but still be inmature.


(edited by Kitten Yiffer on 05-06-04 05:15 AM)
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Posted on 05-06-04 10:57 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Kitten Yiffer
IQ isn't the same thing as maturity. Remember that...

You can have high IQ but still be imature.


He was saying a test for IQ, maturity, and common sense, all in one... and if one did not meet the level needed in any of the three... *slice*
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