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kitty
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Posted on 05-03-04 09:24 PM Link | Quote
1) Send a threatening/insulting PM to an admin
2) Have horrendous grammar and/or spelling in it. AOL speak is optional but effective.
3) Continue doing so at the cost of your pride, dignity, and intelligence!
4) Send private messages equally idiotic/immature/absurd to the rest of the staff!

For example, take these PMs from/to brian_reeves (user 601, now permabanned for sheer stupidity!)
From brian_reeves to Yiffy Kitten
Subject: fuck u
fuck u bitch. u can suck my dick fucker.banned me if u want. ill track u down and hospitilize ur ass.
My reply: Alright, if you want to be banned, it's done. And I'd like to see you "Hospitilize" my ass... whatever that means. Too bad you can't even spell the state you live in, eh?
From brian_reeves to Yiffy Kitten
Subject: what hospitialized means
it means i will danm near kill u. and after that i am going to fuck every woman in ur family. what do u think about that
My reply: Ah, ok, if you said hospitalized in the first place I might've understood you. But I don't speak AOL/lamer speak. Who is this "u" you're going to damn near kill? and what's the "ur" family? And why don't you ask this "u" what he thinks about it?
Oh, by the way:
1) I could probably kick your ass, you sound like an all-talk no-action type of guy
2) IF you happened to look more threatening than me, this is where my carrying permit comes in handy. .45 > you.


Be prepared for record stupidity below!

From brian_reeves to Yiffy Kitten
Subject: what hospitialized means
im the one thats going to kik ur ass. and i carry 2 9s whut you think about that bitch. ur wife said i have a lot of action.
From brian_reeves to Yiffy Kitten
Subject: reply
911
From brian_reeves to Colleen
Subject: fuck u
fuck u
From brian_reeves to Anya
Subject: sup
fuck u. literaly
From brian_reeves to Acmlm
Subject: about ur site
ur site suck ass. like anya sucked my dick.
From brian_reeves to Rydain
Subject: u
u can suck my cock all night. pussy. meow
From brian_reeves to Jesper
Subject: u
what else is short besides ur temper
From brian_reeves to Yiffy Kitten
Subject: reply
ill fuck u up. like i fucked up ur wife in bed last night. if my nines dont work ill have to break out my 357
From brian_reeves to Acmlm
Subject: u
fuck u and Yiffy Kitten.

I'll keep you guys up-to-date with this RECORD immaturity, stupidity, and "Holy shit, what a retard!" activity that TOPS NINJA AE! We have a new winner! brian_reeves: A WINNER IS U! OMGOMG U HAEV NINES AND 357 ONO U LIVE IN FORIDIA HOW U GUNNA SHOT ME???
HyperLamer
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Sesshomaru
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Posted on 05-03-04 09:30 PM Link | Quote
You better take this guy seriously. Whoever 'u' is, apparently he intends to 'hospitilize' and 'danm near kill' him. Even 'kik' his ass. I don't know what all that means exactly, but this guy sounds pretty intelligent and threatening.
Acmlm

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Posted on 05-03-04 09:35 PM Link | Quote
This all started when his previous ban finished and you said "ban's up!", right? Yeah, that has to be a new record or close

U (whoever it is) must be having fun ... getting fucked by everyone, sucking brian_reeves's dick and being threatened to kill (at least according to him) ... U is the lamers' idol, but no one knows who U really is


Anyway, I guess Cthulhu was right about him a few weeks ago, when he sent this:
Originally sent by Cthulhu
Um, I just wanted to let you know that the newest member of this board is a complete ass. He saw me on here at school, and somehow managed to find the place. He has spammed my PM box already and is spreading nasty stuff about me through the PM system. He plans to sign-up again if banned, so I was wondering what could be done. I claim responsibility if he spams the boards or something like that. The best way to deal with Brian, is to get rid of him ASAP. I know him in RL and he is a total jerk. So, please consider drastic measures.
kitty
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Posted on 05-03-04 09:39 PM Link | Quote
If Cthulhu thinks this kid is an idiot, he must be a total fucking moron! Just what I figured - some 14-16 year-old shit who talks big. If he even came near me I'd drop him so fast he wouldn't know what hit him - not to mention the fact that he isn't old enough to have a carrying permit either! (Dunno if it's legal to carry in FL but in any state where it is, you have to be over 21)
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Posted on 05-03-04 10:03 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Yiffy Kitten
that TOPS NINJA AE! We have a new winner!

Now, I wasn't around at the time. From what I know, Ninja AE just spammed a lot. Doesn't really seem that bad - what, exactly, did he do?
Ran-chan

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Posted on 05-03-04 10:55 PM Link | Quote
I seemed to have missed it, aswell. Was his account an alternate account?
I hate this kind of people... Even if he didn


(edited by Millennium Neko on 05-03-04 03:03 PM)
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Posted on 05-03-04 10:59 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Yiffy Kitten
If Cthulhu thinks this kid is an idiot, he must be a total fucking moron! Just what I figured - some 14-16 year-old shit who talks big. If he even came near me I'd drop him so fast he wouldn't know what hit him - not to mention the fact that he isn't old enough to have a carrying permit either! (Dunno if it's legal to carry in FL but in any state where it is, you have to be over 21)


I think some friends of mine might do this. See this IP I'm at? This is a school IP. You can tell because I'm on it from 7:30-3:00 from Monday to Friday. I'm asking you to IP ban this IP, so that they don't attempt to do it. Trust me, I don't want some fuckers to try to get me in trouble by doing the same shit brian_reeves is doing. And they would do it, too.
Kitten Yiffer

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Posted on 05-03-04 11:03 PM Link | Quote
I hate when people use "U" instead of "you" reaallly annoys me.

The one he sent to Rydain is... lol XD. No honestly this guy made my day.

At the same time, I am fascinated that people are both trying to insult people, and talk "AOL" at the same time.

He seem to be one of the people who think he is "cool", and therefore uses "AOL speak". I don't think that users use it becuse they are dumb or stupid. They use it becuse it's "cool". And they think that they can insult someone who have power and think they get away with it. ~_~


(edited by Kitten Yiffer on 05-03-04 05:31 PM)
Toxic
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Posted on 05-03-04 11:37 PM Link | Quote
Wow....

I'm just speechless from the utter stupidity of this.

My head hurts now. wtf


(edited by Toxic on 05-03-04 02:46 PM)
Jarukoth


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Posted on 05-03-04 11:57 PM Link | Quote
While I admit Brian Reeves is an idiot and definitely ranks up there, I still think Ninja AE has staying power. On the old board, we had threads and threads worth of material on that guy.

Good times, good times.
kiwibonga

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Posted on 05-03-04 11:59 PM Link | Quote
His name must be Brian Reeves in real life, try sending that to his school's computer system administrator or something
kitty
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Posted on 05-04-04 12:00 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Toxic
I'm just speechless from the utter stupidity of this.
I know, the maturity and intelligence of today's youth really makes you optimistic towards the future, doesn't it?

Jarukoth: Well, this guy tops AE in stupidity, that's for damn sure...
Toxic
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Posted on 05-04-04 12:01 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Yiffy Kitten
Originally posted by Toxic
I'm just speechless from the utter stupidity of this.
I know, the maturity and intelligence of today's youth really makes you optimistic towards the future, doesn't it?



What's scary is that he might grow up...what happens if natural selection doesn't get him by the time he's 18?

kitty
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Posted on 05-04-04 12:03 AM Link | Quote
Kiwi: We could ask Cthulhu if that's his name...
Toxic: He'll probably still live with his parents (in the basement, most likely) until he's 40, so it doesn't really matter... but GOD FORBID he reproduces! Oh please, someone save humanity! The idiots are really taking over!
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Posted on 05-04-04 12:06 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Yiffy Kitten

Toxic: He'll probably still live with his parents (in the basement, most likely) until he's 40, so it doesn't really matter... but GOD FORBID he reproduces! Oh please, someone save humanity! The idiots are really taking over!


Too bad Sgt. Hartman isn't around (from FMJ) to cut his balls off to prevent him from contaminating the rest of the world.
Ed

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Posted on 05-04-04 12:22 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Yiffy Kitten
I know, the maturity and intelligence of today's youth really makes you optimistic towards the future, doesn't it?

We young 'uns ain't that dumb

I'd love if I was an admin, so that I could get a PM off him. What a laugh that'd be

He kinda seemed OK when he came here, though
Kefka
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Posted on 05-04-04 12:26 AM Link | Quote
Interesting... Um... wow.... wow... wow....

And I thought I was a jackass. (ask Colleen about a PM I sent him once cussing him out )

This was so retarded that it's comical. Although I must say, it takes some guts (and lack of brains) to come onto a random board and cuss out the WHOLE staff.

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Posted on 05-04-04 12:32 AM Link | Quote
It just makes me angry. All the Administrators I
Legion
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Posted on 05-04-04 12:48 AM Link | Quote
U, if you're out there and you read this, just know that I wish you through this scary and disturbing time. I hope that U makes it through this crisis safe and sound.
Cthulhu

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Posted on 05-04-04 12:57 AM Link | Quote
Good...Lord...I knew something was weird when Brian said he had done something here at Intro Tech. But...what an asshole. I said that this would happen, but I had no idea it would be like this. Brian Reeves is an asshole, and that is his name, and he's so stupid that it's funny. This will be interesting. Want me to keep an eye on him in class? Or would that ruin everyone's fun?
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