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beef

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Posted on 05-02-04 10:38 PM Link | Quote
After the devastation of the Earth's people in 2753 by way of strategically-placed nukes, a pork ship will appear out of hyperspace and engulf the planet. This happened in 3124; I am the last survivor...my brother sent me back in a time machine just before he was finally killed by the menace of the pork. Billions were slaughtered within weeks...

The weaknesses of the pork are huge lasers and large amounts of bacon. We're gonna have to speed up the technology rate if we're gonna get the first, but we already have the second. This timeline is much more stable than I first thought it was...

*Insert random DBZ reference here.*

Alright, I'm ready to go back now, I now have enough stuff to defeat the pork...

*Cue the random time warp sequence, in which I go back to the year 3123, and utterly annihilate the pork of doom.*

(Second random thread, not meant to be funny at all.)

(edited by beef on 05-02-04 02:18 PM)
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Posted on 05-02-04 10:39 PM Link | Quote
But did you at least save a lot of money by switching your insurance over to Geico after having Subway for lunch?
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Posted on 05-02-04 10:40 PM Link | Quote
Don't you just love that humour?
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Posted on 05-02-04 10:43 PM Link | Quote
Waiter? May I have what he's smoking? It seems good.
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Posted on 05-02-04 10:44 PM Link | Quote
I think I want a bit of that too! This guy has got to be high.
beef

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Posted on 05-02-04 10:46 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Legion
But did you at least save a lot of money by switching your insurance over to Geico after having Subway for lunch?


Hell yes I did. 15%, actually.
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Posted on 05-02-04 10:49 PM Link | Quote
See? What a barrel of laughs!

*Forces laugh*
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Posted on 05-02-04 10:51 PM Link | Quote
*Laughs with EdsGravy*

They're just too funny aren't they?
beef

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Posted on 05-02-04 10:58 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Cthulhu
*Laughs with EdsGravy*

They're just too funny aren't they?


No. They're not. In fact, this actually redefines what 'not funny' means.
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Posted on 05-02-04 10:59 PM Link | Quote
Once again, I was being sarcstic. Can no one tell that?!?!
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Posted on 05-02-04 11:00 PM Link | Quote
I'm not laughing. For one, I don't get it.
beef

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Posted on 05-02-04 11:01 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Cthulhu
Once again, I was being sarcstic. Can no one tell that?!?!


Is this sarcasm meter epidemic ever going to end?!
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Posted on 05-02-04 11:01 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Kyouji "Kagami" Craw
I'm not laughing. For one, I don't get it.


Um....and for two?
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Posted on 05-02-04 11:02 PM Link | Quote
Prolly never. That's twice my sarcasm has been mistaken for seriousness.
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Posted on 05-02-04 11:05 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Legion
Um....and for two?


For two, it was a bad attempt at a joke anyway.
beef

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Posted on 05-02-04 11:05 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Legion
Originally posted by Kyouji "Kagami" Craw
I'm not laughing. For one, I don't get it.


Um....and for two?


Forty-two? I'm kinda stumped here.
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Posted on 05-02-04 11:07 PM Link | Quote
Where didja get the 'Ty' from?

(I'm surprised we ain't getting in trouble for spamming, both me and beef)
Prier

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Posted on 05-02-04 11:07 PM Link | Quote
Wow...I can honestly say this is a thread of disarray in terms of things attempting to or being funny. Vast range. Haven't seen a thread like this in a while.
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Posted on 05-02-04 11:14 PM Link | Quote
Pork is actually a code name for what will actually bug humanity many years from now: me. I will destroy you all. All your base are belong to me. Make your time. Ha ha ha ha.[/stupid robot voice]

(edited by Kefka on 05-02-04 02:14 PM)
Ed

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Posted on 05-02-04 11:16 PM Link | Quote
You know the game 'All your base' came from? Zero Wing, I think it was called? What system was that for?

This ain't really offtopic, 'cause there don't seem to be much of a topic in the first place
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