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Posted on 03-16-04 01:18 AM Link | Quote
It was day. A perfect time to skulk around the city, making sure everything was hunky-dory. The Jester ran ontop of the buildings, climbed around the fire escape, moving briskfully and cautious. This was only his third day as a superhero. Unlike Superman or the Flash, he was more of a Robin-esk hero, using advanced technology and some fighting skills to take down his foes. Of course, it was his resourcefulness that got him the job as sidekick of the Justice League.
Yes, you heard correctly. The Jester (Jest) was recruited by the Justice League to look after the large city of Detroit, a so-far superhero-less city, but he really thought it was for some 'financial' issues.
He was a very un-orthodox superhero. Instead of sporting colored undies, he wore casual jeans and a checkered button-up shirt. To protect his identity, however, he sported a blue and white mask with one way eyepieces. Just for show, he does wear a blue and white Jester's hat.
Unfortunately, his character lacked experience, patience, and tended to jump into battle a bit too quickly. As he was flying across the rooftops, he managed to hear a peace-disturbing car alarm. He staggered a bit as he landed and leaned over the roof to get a good look.
He spotted a small, mysterious characeter next to the car, alongside someone else who has been knocked out.


Jest: *sigh* Looks like I better butt in.

Jest jumped from his location, despite the fact that he was 46 stories high. He caught himself on the building's fire escape ladder, which promptly latched off and rung down to the street sidewalk. He jumped off and walked over to the mysterious person.

Jest: I'd step away from that car if I were you.
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Posted on 03-16-04 11:30 PM Link | Quote
((You mean Batman-esque ))

The mysterious character slowly turned around. His red cape whipped across the air as the person faced the Jester. The person seemed to consist of just a green helmet, two gloves, and two red feet. The sun shined off of the shades, well placed beneath the bright green helmet.

Supa Dreamlander: Step away?

Supa Dreamlander was obviously unorthodox himself. Not only does his costume show it, but so does his fighting style. He uses the environment around himself to aid him in taking down foes, as well as using his agility.

Though a super hero himself, he had never seen the Jester before, nor heard of him. Unfortunately, this was going to cause problems for both of them. Supa Dreamlander looked at the Jester, and was a bit unsure if there was hostility.


Supa Dreamlander: So... are you gonna help me.. or not.?
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((Nope, Jester is just a teenager, which is why I said 'sidekick of the Justice League. Besides, Batman's too glum. I was gonna use Speedy, Green Arrow's sidekick, as an allusion, but I didn't think most readers would get it.))

Jest: What do you take me for? A villain? I see perfectly that you're trying to inconspicuously jack that car., like a professional czar of the underground or something.

The Jester reached into his pocket and pulled out a flying disk, which when let off, froze the Dreamlander's feet to the ground.

Jest: I'm gonna have to turn you in for attempted burglary.

'This is too easy' he said to himself. He took some rope from his side and slowly walked forward to secure the Dreamlander. Unsuspecting that he was in for a much wilder ride
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((Hm... makes sense..))

Supa Dreamlander: What?!

Barely in control of his shock, the Supa Dreamlander slammed his fists onto the block of ice. His arms glowed with a firery aura as they broke through the icey casing. Supa quickly performed a backflip, leaping onto the car behind him.

Supa Dreamlander: I'm not a villain! Haven't you heard of the Supa Dreamlander? Please, sir, this must be a misunderstanding!

Not thinking his foe would listen to him, the Dreamlander pulled out a a metallic rod from beneath his helmet. He twirled it around and then held it behind him.
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The Jester took his guard, since his new foe had taken action. He discreatly took out his staff which elongated at the press of a button, and held it behind his back. However, he still wanted to try and negotiate with the hero.

Teddylot: Look, I've never heard of a 'Supa Dreamlander!' But, not being one to fight, you could save us all some trouble by just complying with justice. If you're lucky, the blind gal with the balances might let you off easy for it.
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Supa Dreamlander looked to the right. He then looked to the left. His vision then moved over to the Jester and scoffed.

Supa Dreamlander: Miss Justice? But she told me she went on vacation somewhere.

The green helmeted hero shook his rod. Some bright sparkles leaked out of one of the ends during the movement.

Supa Dreamlander: Why do I have to comply if I didn't do anythin'? I was out during my out-of-town patrol, and I saw this person laid out on the floor next to the car. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to find out if there was suspicious character that could've been the cause of this.

He turned around and slowly walked off the car. "There's no way I'm gonna take a chance of going to some official's place. The MiB would totally spot me there..."
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The Jester tossed another ice disc at the Dreamlander hoping to freeze him in his tracks. 'Man, this guy sure is stubborn, and weird, for that matter.'

Jest: Yeah, and that suspicious character was probably you. Besides, justice never takes a vacation. *camera shifts to someplace in Florida, where Daredevil, Matt Murdock, is lounging around* C'mon, why don't you comply, so we can all be amigos. Doesn't that sound cheery to you? Well, it's better than the alternative, isn't it?


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A loud crackle startled Supa Dreamlander, causing him to hop into the air. He landed ontop of a wooden plank, which was situated on rock. At the other side of the plank was a plastic spork.

The unusual plastic eating utensil was launched into the air, flying right past the Dreamlander, almost skimming his face. The now mobile spork continued to soar through the air. It continued to fly until it lodged itself into a tree. With the force of the spork, a hornet's nest was knocked off a tree branch, and landed next to the Jester.


Supa Dreamlander: Wow... It would've been pretty bad if it actually made contact... Err.. Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not that character. Though.. It'd be kinda cool to have a rogue-like reptuation.. But I'm not here for being cool. I'm here for being a hero. *nod nod* And time for my hero-like disapperance.
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Jest:

Jester was frozen at first, but he soon realized what had just happened. The hornets sprang out of the hive and began to attack the hero. The Jester flailed his arms in every direction trying to prevent any stinging. After a few moments he was able to calm himelf long enough to pull out an explosive disc which he threw directly at the ground.

Once the smoke cleared, it revealed the hornets all dead and the nest turned to smitherines. The Jester was covered in charcoal with only his eyes poking through. Interpretting the accident as an attack, Jest shook off the charcoal, altered his metal staff to a boomerang, and flung it above Supa. Once over the unsuspecting hero, the boomerang let out a few bomb pellets, then returned to the owner.


Jest: Ugh, I think that bee got me in the tush. >.<


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Supa Dreamlander swung his rod into the air, attempting to block the boomerang. Unfortunately, the boomerang recoiled off the rod and dropped several explosives onto the red and green hero.

Despite having the helmet taking the brunt of the explosions, the Dreamlander was knocked off the plank. Unlike a Buzzy Beetle, he managed to roll onto his feet after landing upside down on the pavement.

"I don't want to do this.. but.. I might have to knock him around before I can get out of here..."

Supa Dreamlander put his rod away, and dove for the plank. After rolling to his feet, he kicked up the rock into the air. With no hesitation, the helmeted hero swung at the rock, smacking it towards the Jester.


Supa Dreamlander: Sorry!

He quickly drops the plank and tries to dash away.
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The Jester saw the attack coming and stuck out his hand to catch the attack.

Jest: Ow! *drops the rock and waves his hand around* Crimeney, this guy's tougher than he looks. Man, I'm not gonna let my first, tough opponent get away. I have to fulfill what the JLA expects of me.

Jest spotted a hanging piano above and in front of the Dreamlander from one of the taller buildings. Not wanting to spoil his clean slate, without thinking, the teen tossed several ninja stars at the rope it was dangling from. Thack, Thack, Thack. Each star caught it's target. The piano was only hanging from one thread, which of course, snapped.
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Supa Dreamlander: Oooh.. shurikens!

The shining shimmer of the ninja stars caught the Dreamlander's attention as some fell onto the ground after cutting through the rope. The green hero hopped to the side, and bent over. The piano completely missed him.

Supa Dreamlander: Gack!

However, it did catch his cape. The red cape was pulled down, snapping Supa Dreamlander into the air, and right onto the piano. He was now in a confused state, and an awkward position.
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The Jester hopped along toward his foe, stopped a safe distance away, and loomed over it. The Jester transfigured the boomerang back into a staff and set it just underneath the Dreamlander's visor.

Jest: Now, I'm gonna do to you what every masked villain dreads . . . *beep* . . . *beep*

Umm . . . just a sec.

The superhero pressed a button on his staff which transfigured it into a box like object, then put it up to his ear.

Jest: Umm, Zap. You caught me at the wrong time. I'm trying to humiliate a villain here. . . Important? What's more important than keeping psychos behind bars? . . . oh, I see . . . so what is it? . . .
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((Eek! I thought I already posted here.... Ugh.. Sorry ))

Becoming desperate, Supa Dreamlander thought of the fastest way of escaping. By removing the helmet and cape.

Supa Dreamlander: Rapid Spin!

The hero in green twisted his body in such a way that forced him to spin in the opposite direction. He managed to "unscrew" himself out of his helmet and cape, which was attached to the helmet.

Supa Dreamlander used his momentum to turn his spinning into a flip. The action slowed down as the de-helmeted hero flew past the Jester's visage. A small grin flashed on Supa's face as the sun shined off of his shades and white gloves.

The scene finally returned to its normal speed. Meanwhile, Supa Dreamlander flipped fell into a slightly open manhole, flipping the heavy, iron disc into the air. An unknowing bonus for the escape into the sewers, the manhole became a projectile that was aimed for the Jester.



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However, the manhole cover didn't get enough momentum or distance to do any damage for it only went up and back down. The cover landed and skidded a bit, coming to a slow stop at the hero's feet.

Jest: Boy, and you'd think that that would've actually posed a threat.

Resuming the chase, The Jester swiftly made his way down into the sewers. He landed in a hollow pool of water which soggied up the bottom of his jeans. He took a small ball from his pocket and tossed it into the air. When it fell, it spurted out a bright light revealing anything and everything in the immeadiate area, including some rats who were cowering from it.

Jest: I feel like I'm in some sort of Ninja Turtles re-run. Now, all we need is a crazed ninja, an odd brain thingy, and a circular mobile plant with a giant eye. Oh, and messed up mutants.


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((Our fight must be one of the most unorthodox of all... It's like a hunt type of situation... But I'm having fun ))

Inside the sewers, squeaking rodents and running could be heard everywhere. However, there was once sound that was a bit different. It was a rusty grinding sound. A metalic creaking then followed the creaking.

"COWABUNGA!"

The startling yell caught the Jester's attention. Unfortunately, it was something that wasn't meant to be seen. A huge wave of sewer water came rushing towards the young super hero. And atop the wave, was Supa Dreamlander, balancing on a broken door.
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The Jester wasted no time in acting. He was soon at the base of the wave on a surfboard which he has morphed from his staff. Along with the surf came erratic surfer-boy rock reminiscent of the '60s and '70s. Jest then followed up his stunt by boldly jumping onto the sidewalk-like path on the side of the sewer!

Jest: Righteous!

The big-city hero pulled out another one of the mysterious discs (ice) he had used before and launched it towards the peak of the ongoing wave.

Jest: *relaxes a bit* Curses, now I've got the Ninja Turtles theme lodged in my head.
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Supa Dreamlander was having fun riding the wave, despite how toxic the water could be. The putrid surroundings didn't even ruin the fun, either. Unfortunately, the Jester's disc certainly poured rain on the parade.

The shade sporting hero was instantly encased in a block of ice, and knocked off his surfing door. Luckily for Supa, and to the Jester's dismay, the frozen hero-cicle was swept up in the murky current and washed down the rest of the watery tunnel.



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The Jester's eye twiched . . , of course, thanks to modern technology, you could see the emotion imitated by the one-way eye pieces that partly made up his mask.

Jest: Well, it appears to me that I won't be home in time for my microwavable anchovie/ice cream pizza dinner!

The Jester pulled up another "light ball" from his pocket and used it to illuminate his path towards justice.

Jest: Beware villains! *follows justified path towards Kirbynite*
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((Sorry sorry sorry ))

Several minutes later, after the Jester's long trek, he came to a splitting path. Obviously, a forked path was going to cause problems. Fortunately, or unfortunately, depending on the way one would look at it, there was a loud crunching noise coming from the left path.

The sound kept on crunching and crunching, until it just suddenly stopped. A moment later, there was a loud "Hiya!", echoing through the murky sewers. This should've definitely caught Jest's attention. Especially since a very large sewer gator was speeding through the water, with Supa Dreamlander riding on top of it.

The carnivorous reptile leapt out of the water, and lunged towards the Jester, with its mouth wide open.
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