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Posted on 04-25-04 06:38 AM Link | Quote
The dumbest game i have ever played would have to be a Toy Story one on N64.... "arrrrggg"
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Posted on 04-25-04 07:56 AM Link | Quote
Action 52 for NES.

I win.
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Posted on 04-25-04 08:13 AM Link | Quote
You wanna know about crying? Having to sit there and play through that Elmo ABCs game for yout brother, because he can't beat a game to save his life. That one'll have you in tears in no time.
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Posted on 04-25-04 10:36 AM Link | Quote
The most BORING game I've played was Mario is Missing, but the DUMBEST game I've played has got to be...some Sesame Street game, I don't remember the name, it was to stupid of a game to remember the title.

(Had to play it while baby-sitting. Boy, was that hell)
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Posted on 04-25-04 10:38 AM Link | Quote
uhhh... Hellboy was pretty stupid. So was Aquaman. And Mario's Time Machine for Snes...


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Posted on 04-25-04 10:50 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by EvillerLegion
Every FF game, ever.

You know why? I want to start a flame war!

Seriously now...Worst game...Kabuki Warriors. Bad, bad game.
The first Final Fantasy and FF5 were really dumb. Final Fantasy started with a save the princess quest, then had a long quest based on lighting four orbs (as if every game in existance hadn't done that to death), and then tied it up with a nonsense time loop (which I actually understand, but I'm bloody nuts). FF5 featured the longest amount of time for the characters to get their act together of any game I've ever played.

I loved both of those games.

Anyway, I'm going to nominate The Adventures Of Lolo and Bubble Bobble. This is becouse those games were ownage, and they didn't have much plot. Actually, the dumbest thing about them is that some idiot decided to stop making them.
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Posted on 04-25-04 03:30 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Utilityman
Action 52 for NES.

I win.

Yes that game, the worst thing isn't the game. It how much they priced it. 200 $... oh yes.
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Posted on 04-25-04 04:02 PM Link | Quote
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Mario is Missing. It was like being in a history class whilst sitting in front of the television, holding a controller. Boredom City, population me.

Yes, I remember that my sister actually finished that game back then 1999-2000 on nesticle. The whole game is an big quiz. There are quiz games that are fun, but Mario is missing is not one of them.

Bowser in that game was so pathetic.


Well, I finished the PC one. Controlled entirely by using the mouse to click wherever you wanted to do, no jumping or action at all (click on a Koopa to defeat him.. yay. They couldn't even touch you, they just walked past you.), 25 enormous levels (about 3 times the size of the NES levels) Yeah, really fun.
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Posted on 04-25-04 07:28 PM Link | Quote
Superman 64, lord save me.
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Posted on 04-25-04 11:29 PM Link | Quote
Aren't we forgetting The Fantastic Four for PS1? That was the worst posssible game ever...
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Posted on 04-26-04 02:56 AM Link | Quote
Actually... ET and Custer's Revenge was by far the biggest pile of horse crap I ever laid my game playing eyes on. It was horrendous... *shudder*
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Posted on 04-26-04 08:14 AM Link | Quote
ET killed Atari.

Sorry, but when you only have 6 weeks to build a game from scratch...
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Posted on 04-26-04 10:56 AM Link | Quote
Most dumbest Game ever? Must be Rampage World tour for Game Boy Color.

At first, its quite fun, but it has over 100 Levels with the exact same grafics and sound, no save and no password. So, I played till Level 30 and then turned my Game Boy off.
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Posted on 04-26-04 05:06 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Clockworkz
Actually... ET and Custer's Revenge was by far the biggest pile of horse crap I ever laid my game playing eyes on. It was horrendous... *shudder*


Custer's Revenge? What about that game about a guy who masturbates on a fire so he can get close enough to save a girl from the flames by making her bite his dick?

Shitty AND impossible. Custer was only shitty.

And there's always the 2600 "port" of Pac-Man. The other game that killed Atari.
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Posted on 04-26-04 06:06 PM Link | Quote
Some X-men game for the Sega Genesis. It was incridebly hard. I think it was like, X-men and Spider-Man. It was pretty much impossible to progress past the first 10 to 15 minutes with any of the characters.
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Posted on 04-26-04 08:38 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Ryan
Some X-men game for the Sega Genesis. It was incridebly hard. I think it was like, X-men and Spider-Man. It was pretty much impossible to progress past the first 10 to 15 minutes with any of the characters.


Was that released for the SNES as well? I remember the game "Spider-Man and the X-Men", which I dubbed "worst SNES game ever".

Yeah, it's crap.

(And if anyone cares, the "masturbating-on-fire" game is called Burning Desire or something.
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Posted on 04-26-04 09:02 PM Link | Quote
A Boy and His Blob wasn't bad at all, just misunderstood. ET was pretty fucking awful, I remember getting sick of all my other 2600 games and trying ET, then 4 minutes later start playing one of the games I was sick of again. This happened every couple months. Star Raiders for the 2600 was shittier though, in fact, it was so shitty you needed a special controller for it. The Worst NES game I ever played is probably Gumshoe, a side scroller where the guy runs to the right automaticly, and you have to shoot him with the zapper to make him jump. For the SNES, I'd say Home Improvement takes the taco, helping Tim "the Tool Man" Taylor search for the missing Binford tools isn't as exciting as you would think. The shittiest game of all time, however, is definatly Corpse Killer for the 3D0. Usually anything involving zombies and killing zombies has to be at least kind of cool, but there is NOTHING good about this game. Imagine Lethal Enforcers, minus the fun, plus grainy, unconvincing actors in zombie make-up and painfully bad cut scenes with live actors playing a ditzy blonde reporter and walking stereotype of a Jamaican. Definatly the "Plan 9 from Outer Space" of video games.
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Posted on 04-27-04 01:48 AM Link | Quote
Do RPG Maker games count? If so, the most stupid one I've ever played was one called "Gato Maldito", which translates to something like "Damned Cat". Basically, you started inside a pretty cool house and you could search in the furniture for money, potions...etc... Then, when you exites the house, a cat started chasing you, hurting you every time you touched it. The cat moved twice as fast as you, there was no exit and you couldn't re-enter the house. It was just you and the cat, which was invincible and ended up killing you.

If those games don't count, there was a game in the GB which name I can't remember where a guy with a cap had to go collecting cacti in a really small stage with giant pac-man-like enemies that sometimes went right trough you without hurting you at all. Once you collected all the cacti, the same stage popped up again, only that now there weren't cacti, but flowers. Lame, I tell you...
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Posted on 04-27-04 04:57 AM Link | Quote
I would have to say Minority Report. I played it and it was boring... really boring... not even based on the movie.

Almost all the games based on a movie are dumb. Enter the Matrix is one example. The only exception I think I know of is The Hulk. That just looks fun!
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Posted on 04-27-04 08:16 AM Link | Quote
Yeah, but anyone can make a cruddy RPG Maker game. Although I'd think there'd be more to that game...

A Boy and His Blob was a good game. Yeah, it wasn't a deep game or anything, but it was an adventure game and pretty well-crafted. Although it was buggy...
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