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Gavin

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Posted on 10-30-05 08:22 PM Link | Quote
Yah, that spring-ish rod that holds toilet paper in place. It always falls down in my bathroom. Drag basically told me to shut the fuck up and just buy another one that doesn't suck, but I don't know... I think I either can't operate them correctly or they all suck balls.

Either way, I have come up with a solution to the madness



And sure, I understand physics, but who cares; the drawing was fun and it could be inserted horizontally. Is this the dumbest and most pointless creation ever, or is it in many ways dumb and slightly useful in a singular context?

It probably just sucks.
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Posted on 10-30-05 08:28 PM Link | Quote
Why do you use it?
Just put the toilet paper somewhere else.
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Posted on 10-30-05 09:30 PM Link | Quote
Just stop using toilet paper.

Use your hand or leaves or something.

Either that or get someone to hold the toilet paper while you are in there.
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Posted on 10-30-05 09:39 PM Link | Quote
You know if you buy a huge thing of charmin, they give you a new one of those? AND THEY WORK.

Or what knuck said, just set it on the counter or something instead.
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Posted on 10-30-05 10:17 PM Link | Quote
That is entirely absurd. Thoughtless is clearly the only one who has a level head on his shoulders. I mean.. the other options are just too easy.
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Posted on 10-30-05 10:51 PM Link | Quote
nice idea gavin, although the idea of destroying the roll after it is done (with your system) seems a little too much work... i have seen toliet paper holders that look like this:

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Posted on 10-30-05 10:53 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by neotransotaku
nice idea gavin, although the idea of destroying the roll after it is done (with your system) seems a little too much work... i have seen toliet paper holders that look like this:




Ah, you are clearly the winner. Your space-age toilet paper roll holding device looks like it came off the side of a spaceship. Bonus points for simplicity. That thing fucking rocks
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Posted on 10-30-05 10:54 PM Link | Quote
I just have one of those rod systems that works. And in places without one, I sit it on the back of the toilet.
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Posted on 10-30-05 11:58 PM Link | Quote
I´m too lazy to put them on such a thing so I have the towels on the floor.

Works for me.

And we´ve only had working rolls at home.
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Posted on 10-31-05 12:00 AM Link | Quote
Go to Europe.
You'll get a pleasant feeling of water up your ass, and there's no need for toilet paper after that!
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Posted on 10-31-05 12:03 AM Link | Quote
My bathroom has a double holder, and each thing has a button that releases the side, which swings out. Pretty nifty, if you ask me.
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Posted on 10-31-05 12:10 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Snika
Go to Europe.
You'll get a pleasant feeling of water up your ass, and there's no need for toilet paper after that!


XD!

I couldn´t help but laugh at that. Even if I live in Europe.
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Posted on 10-31-05 03:53 AM Link | Quote
Doesnt that happen in Japan though?
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Posted on 10-31-05 07:10 AM Link | Quote
All sorts of crazy shit-related shit happens in Japan. In some places you have to buy the paper. The idea is that you bring your own.
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Posted on 10-31-05 10:52 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by HyperHacker
All sorts of crazy shit-related shit happens in Japan. In some places you have to buy the paper.




Are they stingy or what.
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Posted on 10-31-05 11:08 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Snika
Go to Europe.
You'll get a pleasant feeling of water up your ass, and there's no need for toilet paper after that!


I would loves that feeling XD. I want one!! Heeey, then you could use it as a water fountain .
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Posted on 11-01-05 07:22 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Snika
Go to Europe.
You'll get a pleasant feeling of water up your ass, and there's no need for toilet paper after that!
Well, I am from The Netherlands, but almost no one has a bidet. I've never seen them in Germany, Austria, UK, Slovakia etc....
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