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KATW King Yoshi "If you stare at something long enough, it can be funny." Level: 86  Posts: 3770/3959 EXP: 6087979 For next: 54128 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 7 hours Last activity: 5 hours |
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| A suggestion in a previous thread... and kind of a spinoff of the Flash and YTMND threads in Craziness. This is where all "One line riddles" can go for reference. If a riddle is NOT mentioned here, then feel free to make a thread about it if you feel it's good. Then post it in here for reference.  Now, Im not MAKING you reference here, but dont be suprised when your thread gets closed becaue the riddle was already put here.  Ah, yes. One more thing. Knock-knock jokes dont go in here. Thank you. Ill start off with the one that inspired this thread Q: What starts with 'E', ends with 'E', has an 'E' in the middle, but only contains one letter? Spoiler: A: An envelope! PS: Try setting the riddle apart from any commentary somehow. Bolding works fine (edited by KATW on 10-05-05 08:20 PM) |
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TapTap Nipper Plant Level: 24  Posts: 125/405 EXP: 68995 For next: 9130 Since: 08-22-05 From: Yoshi's Island Current Posting Mode: Spree Since last post: 7 hours Last activity: 6 hours |
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| OK, I've got one: Q: What's the longest word? Spoiler: A: Smiles, it's got a Mile between the S's. |
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Tanookirby Bullet Bill Level: 30 Posts: 496/509 EXP: 152637 For next: 13232 Since: 05-09-05 Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 2 hours |
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| Hers's one: What has rivers but no water, roads but no pavement, and mountains but no rocks? Spoiler: A map. (edited by Tanookirby on 10-01-05 12:38 AM) |
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Peardian Lava Lotus The Uncanny Mario Art Master KvSG #87 is up! No Trouter yet... Halloween's over... Turkey time! Level: 58  Posts: 1458/1696 EXP: 1545376 For next: 32170 Since: 07-01-04 From: before 3:00 - school, after 3:00 - Pearl Island Since last post: 7 hours Last activity: 6 hours |
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| I think you kinda messed up that spoiler there, TK. |
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Tanookirby Bullet Bill Level: 30 Posts: 499/509 EXP: 152637 For next: 13232 Since: 05-09-05 Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 2 hours |
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Originally posted by PeardianOK, I corrected it. |
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SoNotNormal Fuzzy Level: 34  Posts: 561/793 EXP: 248340 For next: 5311 Since: 07-01-05 From: Canada, eh? Since last post: 6 hours Last activity: 6 hours |
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| Ok, heres one I'm sure all of you have heard, but oh damn well. A man walks into a bar. When he gets home and looks in the mirrior, he has two black eyes and a nose bleed. What happened? Spoiler: Simple. If you walk INTO a bar, it's not exactly gonna feel nice |
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TapTap Nipper Plant Level: 24 Posts: 182/405 EXP: 68995 For next: 9130 Since: 08-22-05 From: Yoshi's Island Current Posting Mode: Spree Since last post: 7 hours Last activity: 6 hours |
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I think something screwed up, Kirby ATW, your post has a really long blank space and your spoiler ay be causing it.  |
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KATW King Yoshi "If you stare at something long enough, it can be funny." Level: 86 Posts: 3823/3959 EXP: 6087979 For next: 54128 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 7 hours Last activity: 5 hours |
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| Its working fine for me |
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TapTap Nipper Plant Level: 24 Posts: 194/405 EXP: 68995 For next: 9130 Since: 08-22-05 From: Yoshi's Island Current Posting Mode: Spree Since last post: 7 hours Last activity: 6 hours |
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This is what it looks like...  It looks fine in New Reply and Quote, so it may be a scheme-And-Layout Clash... I use purple if it matters... To Stay on topic... Q: What has a face but no head, and hands but no arms? A: Spoiler: A Clock (edited by Zachio on 10-07-05 03:06 PM) |
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KATW King Yoshi "If you stare at something long enough, it can be funny." Level: 86 Posts: 3825/3959 EXP: 6087979 For next: 54128 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 7 hours Last activity: 5 hours |
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| This is what I see here... Minus the erasure Im going with the fact that your browser has no clue what to do when I make a spoiler with my layout... strange...  Anyways... Im just going to make my text a dark blue to blend with my layout then  Q: What runs but never walks, has a mouth, but never talks? Spoiler! A: A river I... guess that will work for now |
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Danielle Local Moderator  Level: 76  Posts: 2832/3359 EXP: 3958078 For next: 47982 Since: 09-15-04 From: RATE Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 3 hours |
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I see the same thing Zachio sees...  Here's one I'm sure everyone knows.  Q: A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How does he do it? A: Spoiler: His horse is named Friday. |
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Alastor the Stylish Hey! I made a cool game! It's called "I poisoned half the food, so if you eat you might die!" Have a taco.  Level: 114  Posts: 7366/7620 EXP: 16258468 For next: 51099 Since: 03-15-04 From: Oregon, US Since last post: 2 hours Last activity: 2 hours |
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| Many of these are kinda... Vague. It's like they have many possible answers. For example. Q: What is blue? Spoiler: A: My pants. |
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Peardian Lava Lotus The Uncanny Mario Art Master KvSG #87 is up! No Trouter yet... Halloween's over... Turkey time! Level: 58 Posts: 1515/1696 EXP: 1545376 For next: 32170 Since: 07-01-04 From: before 3:00 - school, after 3:00 - Pearl Island Since last post: 7 hours Last activity: 6 hours |
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| Mine looks all weird, too. I think this computer uses IE. *checks* Yep. | |||
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SoNotNormal Fuzzy Level: 34 Posts: 601/793 EXP: 248340 For next: 5311 Since: 07-01-05 From: Canada, eh? Since last post: 6 hours Last activity: 6 hours |
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Here's two of my favorites  Q: What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, floating in the water? A: Spoiler: Bob Q: What do you call a woman with only one leg? A: Spoiler: Eileen (edited by SoNotNormal on 10-11-05 03:39 PM) |
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Sukasa Boomboom Error 349857348734534: The system experienced an error. Level: 57  Posts: 1918/1981 EXP: 1446921 For next: 39007 Since: 02-06-05 From: *Shrug* Since last post: 6 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| Q: What do you call a cross between a parrot and a jogger? Spoiler: A: A Walkie-Talkie! |
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