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Thayer

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Posted on 09-15-05 09:25 AM Link | Quote
Shaq helps cops arrest a bottle thrower

Looks like O'Neal will become one of the boys in blue soon, funny, I always have an idea of police officers having Irish sounding last names, this is an amusing twist to that though. Hehe.
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Posted on 09-15-05 10:54 AM Link | Quote
Interesting..I never thought he'd even want to be a cop well I guess that's a good thing for him to give back to the community..yes'um.
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Posted on 09-15-05 11:06 AM Link | Quote
If anyone shot him, the bullets would probably just bounce off of his chest.

He's a big dude, and a lot of people wouldn't mess with him.
I mean, imagine getting arrested by Shaq. He's huge, and he's a celebrity.
Criminals couldn't resist getting arrested by him!
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Posted on 09-15-05 11:43 AM Link | Quote
Actually, I believe he's already done some police work with the Miami police department tracking down internet child molestors.
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Posted on 09-15-05 03:06 PM Link | Quote
Holy sh*t, 7 feet tall. I think he´ll become a good cop. I assume thatv he can run fast.

"Actually, I believe he's already done some police work with the Miami police department tracking down internet child molestors."

Watch out, knuck.
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Posted on 09-15-05 03:09 PM Link | Quote
This actually sounds pretty cool.

Imagine you're robbing some place, and suddenly you see Shaq charging at you out of nowhere with a badge and a gun. Scary.
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Posted on 09-15-05 03:41 PM Link | Quote
His Shaq-Fu will make him even better than Robocop.
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Posted on 09-15-05 06:31 PM Link | Quote
maybe the arrest will look like this


__-------_
- -------
| | 0 _O/ <-No please! (Criminal)
| | 0 \
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| / 0 \ `
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| |OOOO00
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| | __________________________
| | |__________________________|
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| | \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
__-----| | \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
/ / | \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
Shaq-> | | | |/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\|
| _/ | |/\/\/\/\/\/\/\|
| _/ \ |\/\/\/\/\/\/\/|
____/ \ |/\/\/\/\/\/\\/|
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/ /\ | | ----------------
| | \ | | | Jail |
| | | | | ----------------
| | \ | | | | | | | |
| | | | | |--|--|--|--|--|
\ | |________| | | | | | | |
| | |_________| \ |--|--|--|--|--|
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Posted on 09-15-05 06:48 PM Link | Quote
Nice, you broke the table. Just look at it.

Hmm, I wonder if he has good agility when he´s that big.
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Posted on 09-15-05 07:16 PM Link | Quote
He probably has a layout with a set height or some similiar issue.
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Posted on 09-15-05 08:48 PM Link | Quote
Yeah, i'm pretty sure he's got good agility, I mean, he does play in the NBA and no matter what you think of it everyone in the NBA is a great athelete. There are guys in the nba that are 6'11" who would be scared shitless if shaq was coming after then in a fight. And I think they would'nt need to give him a gun with him being that large cause I think the bullets would just bounce off him like Snika said.
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Posted on 09-15-05 10:49 PM Link | Quote
The original title of this thread was "Shaq goes for the blue suit".
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Posted on 09-15-05 11:20 PM Link | Quote
Haha, I know I'd be scared Shaq would fall on me . I think he might have lost some agility with age and bigness . I just knew people were scared of him in the NBA because he's so big..
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Posted on 09-15-05 11:22 PM Link | Quote
Though I can't say for certain, I'm confident that even a past-his-prime Shaq is in far better physical shape than your average criminal.

But yeah, cool for him and such.
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Posted on 09-15-05 11:35 PM Link | Quote
Uh, who changed the thread title?

Someone with humour, I suppose.
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Posted on 09-16-05 01:00 AM Link | Quote
Heard about this a long time ago, Shaq talking about wanting to be a cop. Last I heard he was on "reserve" but I guess he's moved up.
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Posted on 09-16-05 01:31 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Trapster
Uh, who changed the thread title?

Someone with humour, I suppose.


I don't know. I pointed that out in an earlier post. It's not cool. I'd like it changed back by an administrator or anyone with the power to do so.
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Posted on 09-16-05 04:53 AM Link | Quote
You know what was awesome?

Shaq Fu.

That should reflect the real Shaq's fighting of crime.
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Posted on 09-16-05 05:14 AM Link | Quote
Watch him get shot in like the first week. Hope he doesn't think he's invincible off court.
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Posted on 09-16-05 07:55 AM Link | Quote
You know, I don't think it's too much to ask that this thread's title be fixed.
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