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Posted on 09-13-05 04:50 AM Link | Quote
[19:46:39] <&Acmlm> double u; //w

[19:30:21] <Yiffy Kitten> }}} //the program is over! Should I have said "The End"?

Weee!
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Posted on 09-13-05 04:54 AM Link | Quote
<Yiffy Kitten> currentCount++; //And then we say four!
<Yiffy Kitten> lastIndex--; //just hope we don't need to plead the fifth!
<Yiffy Kitten> }}} //ending some if statements with these bad boys
<Yiffy Kitten> xD
<Kitten Yiffer> You're not the only one who been a ass to your teacher
<Kitten Yiffer> if my teacher requests that
<Kitten Yiffer> i'm going to give them hell
<Kitten Yiffer> int a; //a is an integer
<Kitten Yiffer> or something
<Yiffy Kitten> rofl
<Yiffy Kitten> int a; //declaring an integer, named a, who would love to have a friend, string b
<Acmlm> int a; //we need integers, so let's declare one here. "a" is a good name too
<Yiffy Kitten> string b; //there's a's best friend, b!
<Acmlm> long b; //this is a loooooooong beeeeee
<Acmlm> short c; //see, this one is short
<Yiffy Kitten> double c; //onoes, the bad boy is joining in the party!
<Acmlm> double u; //w

I love programming. xD

(edited by Kitten Yiffer on 09-12-05 07:54 PM)
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Posted on 09-13-05 04:56 AM Link | Quote
System.out.println(""); //omfg funny!
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Posted on 09-13-05 04:57 AM Link | Quote
[20:51:32] <Acmlm> struct triple{ int x1,x2,x3 };
[20:51:32] <Acmlm> triple x;
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Posted on 09-13-05 04:57 AM Link | Quote
19:20:23» (Yiffy Kitten)» I love my Java comments
19:20:27» (Yiffy Kitten)» When I made programs
19:20:28» (Yiffy Kitten)» xD

19:25:39» (knuck)» [20:24:31] <Acmlm> Prïvate sûb
19:25:39» (knuck)» [20:24:31] <Acmlm> Dîm x, âs, Intéger
19:25:39» (knuck)» [20:24:32] <Acmlm> Îf bs, thèn
19:25:44» (knuck)» ^=== swedish vb
19:25:45» (knuck)» xD

19:30:45» (Yiffy Kitten)» int[] numbers = new int[102]; //declaring Mr. Array to be 101 in length. The position 0 is bad. he needs to be left alone. And so he can hold 100 legit values, and 1 sentinel, he needs to be another 101 in length. 1 + 101 = 110... er, 102. Not binary, decimal. Sorry, my bad!
19:30:45» (Yiffy Kitten)» int n, lastIndex; //oooh, some variables! They taste like integers!
19:31:07» (Yiffy Kitten)» My comments when it was like 2AM and I was like "Shit, I have a java program due tomorrow"

19:48:18» (&Acmlm)» double u; //w
19:48:22» (Yiffy Kitten)» xD
19:48:37» (Yiffy Kitten)» Ace
19:48:39» (Yiffy Kitten)» That is like
19:48:42» (Yiffy Kitten)» Nerd joke of the YEAR

Being silly with comments or even variable/function names is fun

(edited by Acmlm on 09-12-05 07:58 PM)
(edited by Acmlm on 09-12-05 07:59 PM)
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Posted on 09-13-05 05:06 AM Link | Quote
Ha. I didn't do too much commenting when I took my Java class. I should have been an ass. Love the double u comment. XD
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Posted on 09-13-05 05:09 AM Link | Quote
I'd bash it, but it's pointless, Bash's backlog is longer than their approved quotes and it hasn't gone down in ages. I wonder how many people will actually get this... haha
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Posted on 09-13-05 05:17 AM Link | Quote
20:10:35» (&Acmlm)» --
20:10:36» (&Acmlm)» Procedure w00t;
20:10:36» (&Acmlm)» Type I = Word ;P
20:10:36» (&Acmlm)» =^I
20:10:36» (&Acmlm)» ;D
20:10:36» (&Acmlm)» =^P
20:10:36» (&Acmlm)» ;
20:10:36» (&Acmlm)» Var this, ok :P
20:10:36» (&Acmlm)» ;o_O, cool :D
20:10:36» (&Acmlm)» ;well, now: Word ;o,
20:10:36» (&Acmlm)» hmm, lol :I
20:10:36» (&Acmlm)» ;
20:10:36» (&Acmlm)» Begin now :=(
20:10:36» (&Acmlm)» (o-0)) *lol* cool ^^;
20:10:36» (&Acmlm)» end;
20:10:36» (&Acmlm)» --
20:10:45» (&Acmlm)» this is valid code in Delphi
20:10:52» (Kitten Yiffer)» lol

20:11:34» (&Acmlm)» this bit of code in Delphi
20:11:39» (&Acmlm)» declares type I as a word
20:11:43» (&Acmlm)» type P as a pointer of I
20:11:48» (&Acmlm)» then type D as a pointer of P
20:11:57» (&Acmlm)» then it declares variables
20:12:00» (&Acmlm)» this and ok of type P
20:12:05» (&Acmlm)» o_O and cool of type D
20:12:14» (&Acmlm)» well and now of type word
20:12:18» (&Acmlm)» hmm and lol of type I
20:12:31» (&Acmlm)» then the code
20:12:37» (Kitten Yiffer)» oh god
20:12:39» (Kitten Yiffer)» Delphi
20:12:42» (Kitten Yiffer)» I hadn't used it in forever
20:12:48» (Kitten Yiffer)» I pretty much forgot how it worked
20:12:58» (&Acmlm)» it sets variable now to o * lol * cool's double dereference
20:13:02» (Kitten Yiffer)» besides I found Java more fun and easy than Delphi
20:13:07» (Ioas)» What is this?
20:13:08» (&Acmlm)» (o is another variable of type I, declared with hmm and lol)
20:13:13» (&Acmlm)» in short
20:13:16» (&Acmlm)» it does nothing
20:13:25» (&Acmlm)» just declares crap and sets a variable that isn't even used
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Posted on 09-13-05 06:07 AM Link | Quote
But, presumably, that crap and variable that's declared could be used later, correct? Therefore, the fact that a viable program could actually start like that is quite humerous
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Posted on 09-13-05 08:55 AM Link | Quote
qdb.us pwns bash.org, and #define pwns everything.

#define WTF () {
#define Like int
#define KTHX ;
#define KTHXBYE KTHX }
#define TEACHERSAIDSTARTWITH(a,b) ((a)=(b))
#define LOOPORSOMETHING(a,d) for ((a)) {(d)}
#define INEEDAVARCALLED Like
#define HASTOGOUP ++
#define STFU(d) assert( (d)
#define OMG )
#define PUTONSCREEN std::cout <<
#define UID10T KTHX
#define HUHU sync_with_stdio(true) UID10T
#define ENDSAT <
#define HATS endl
#define YOUAREFIRED return 0 UID10T
#define ISSMALLERTHAN ENDSAT
#define DONTWORK(a) PUTONSCREEN std::strerror((a))
#define HELPMEPLZ std::errno


#include
#include

Like main WTF
INEEDAVARCALLED y KTHX
HUHU
LOOPORSOMETHING( TEACHERSAIDSTARTWITH(y, 1) KTHX \
y ENDSAT 10 KTHX \
y HASTOGOUP, PUTONSCREEN y KTHX )
PUTONSCREEN HATS KTHX
DONTWORK(HELPMEPLZ) KTHX
STFU(y ISSMALLERTHAN 10) OMG UID10T
YOUAREFIRED
KTHXBYE

-Google.

And of course my message handling code:
switch(uMsg)
{
case WM_INITDIALOG: //Main screen turn on.
case WM_COMMAND: //What happen ?
case WM_MENUCOMMAND: //What you say !!
case WM_MOUSEMOVE: //Move 'mouse'
case WM_LBUTTONDOWN:
case WM_RBUTTONDOWN:
case WM_MBUTTONDOWN:
case WM_XBUTTONDOWN:
case WM_LBUTTONUP: //Take off every 'mouse button'
case WM_RBUTTONUP:
case WM_MBUTTONUP:
case WM_XBUTTONUP:
case WM_PAINT: //You have a chance to repaint make your time.
case WM_SIZE: //How big are you gentlemen !!
case WM_HSCROLL: //For great scrolling.
case WM_VSCROLL:
case WM_ACTIVATE: //It's you!
case WM_CLOSE: //Somebody set up us the bomb.
default: //What !
}

(Actual code removed, this is just the case statements. The rest isn't funny.)

Comments and variable names can be fun.
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Posted on 09-15-05 07:48 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Yiffy Kitten
I'd bash it, but it's pointless, Bash's backlog is longer than their approved quotes and it hasn't gone down in ages. I wonder how many people will actually get this... haha


Seriously, the last quote I submitted a month ago or so hasn't ever been reviewed, I suppose. OR IT WAS REJECTED LOLOLOL
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Posted on 09-16-05 07:26 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Thayer
OR IT WAS REJECTED LOLOLOL
Do you still have the quote ID? It'll tell you which one it was, if so. If you're looking in the "Latest" section, if it WERE to be approved, wait about 6 months.
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Posted on 09-16-05 07:39 PM Link | Quote
Meanwhile, QDB has already processed it and rejected it.
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Posted on 10-01-05 07:54 PM Link | Quote
you guys should use this thread more

double d; //this variable has huge knockers
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Posted on 10-01-05 08:09 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by mcw

double d; //this variable has huge knockers

Mmmmm, boobs.
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Posted on 10-01-05 08:25 PM Link | Quote
Found in some GCE's source code, in a particularly hairy part:

// can you find Waldo in this code?
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<||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people

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Posted on 10-01-05 11:04 PM Link | Quote
char izard; //grew to level 42!
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Posted on 10-01-05 11:52 PM Link | Quote 
typedef enum
{
  ST_CIVSTAND,
  ST_CIVWANDER,
  ST_SIT,
  ST_FLEEFROMLASTATTACKER,
  ST_REQUIRECHANGEOFPANTS
} eCivilianStates;


From Unkillable's statemachine.
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