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tinzeee Permaban Repeated warnings and bannings about stupidity Level: 38  Posts: 387/618 EXP: 369695 For next: 752 Since: 04-02-04 From: Australia - Sydney Since last post: 553 days Last activity: 339 days |
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I wasn't sure weather to post this here or in brain teasers, but here it is anyway, and i hope you all get a laugh out of it just like i did A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" (edited by tinzeee on 04-16-04 09:41 AM) |
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Jill In love with a dream.. Level: 36  Posts: 112/528 EXP: 296548 For next: 11562 Since: 03-15-04 From: Teh Sweden Since last post: 6 days Last activity: 14 hours |
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| Yes.. why? I don't get the end but the 10 reasons are pretty funny. | |||
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tinzeee Permaban Repeated warnings and bannings about stupidity Level: 38 Posts: 390/618 EXP: 369695 For next: 752 Since: 04-02-04 From: Australia - Sydney Since last post: 553 days Last activity: 339 days |
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| hey sorry i forgot the end bit | |||
Mystik Micro-Goomba Level: 6  Posts: 7/11 EXP: 886 For next: 21 Since: 03-22-04 From: Chocolate Land. Since last post: 563 days Last activity: 339 days |
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XD Pretty good one .. but it wouldnt happen in real life for sure !  |
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Kwan Doesn't have a valid sized userpic. ||bass will be pissed :(((((((( Level: 50  Posts: 283/1137 EXP: 937111 For next: 10206 Since: 03-15-04 From: Durkadurkastan! Since last post: 22 days Last activity: 2 days |
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| Thats not that funny >=( funny if it was true BUT IT ISNT >=( (edited by KWAN4MOD on 04-16-04 01:33 PM) |
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kitty Come on babe, pet the pussy ;) Level: 70 Posts: 662/2449 EXP: 2962406 For next: 53405 Since: 03-15-04 From: Scranton, PA, USA Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 3 hours |
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| I think it's pretty damn funny, especially the "Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him!" part! Haha! | |||
Kitten Yiffer Purple wand Furry moderator Vivent l'exp����¯�¿�½������©rience de signalisation d'amusement, ou bien ! Level: 135 Posts: 1117/11162 EXP: 28824106 For next: 510899 Since: 03-15-04 From: Sweden Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 4 min. |
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All set up for a porn movie... oh yes!  Right? This does do sound like an porn movie plot, eh anyway...  Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. What's wrong with being perfect? |
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Jarukoth  IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79  Posts: 581/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| I just feel sorry for that poor, lonely woman. Someone should help her out with that... NO! NO! Wait! Geez. That's what happens when people start talking about porn movie plots. |
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16BT Ninji Level: 25  Posts: 126/233 EXP: 86850 For next: 2770 Since: 03-16-04 Since last post: 26 days Last activity: 8 days |
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| That's pretty funny. Now I know what jobs to avoid. | |||
neotransotaku Baby Mario 戻れたら、 誰も気が付く Level: 87 Posts: 443/4016 EXP: 6220548 For next: 172226 Since: 03-15-04 From: Outside of Time/Space Since last post: 11 hours Last activity: 1 hour |
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software services...that is a really nice name for tech support--the phrase "software serivces" sounds better than tech support for some reason  anyways, this is pretty funny |
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Chronosphere-X Flurry Level: 27 Posts: 67/268 EXP: 106782 For next: 9377 Since: 03-20-04 Since last post: 10 hours Last activity: 10 hours |
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| that was pretty good. I don't get why husband 10 was funny those. | |||
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NSNick Laidback Admin Level: 85  Posts: 200/3875 EXP: 5895841 For next: 2699 Since: 03-15-04 From: North Side School: OSU Since last post: 9 hours Last activity: 1 hour |
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| We'll tell you when you're older, Chrono. That was a good one, tinzee. |
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neotransotaku Baby Mario 戻れたら、 誰も気が付く Level: 87 Posts: 455/4016 EXP: 6220548 For next: 172226 Since: 03-15-04 From: Outside of Time/Space Since last post: 11 hours Last activity: 1 hour |
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Originally posted by Chronosphere-X it took me a while to figure out 10 but that last one is pretty clever  |
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tinzeee Permaban Repeated warnings and bannings about stupidity Level: 38 Posts: 397/618 EXP: 369695 For next: 752 Since: 04-02-04 From: Australia - Sydney Since last post: 553 days Last activity: 339 days |
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| Thank you all so much for your replys, i thought that it would not be reconised... i am glad you all got a laugh out of it I didn't get number 10 myself |
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KATW King Yoshi "If you stare at something long enough, it can be funny." Level: 86  Posts: 399/3959 EXP: 6087979 For next: 54128 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 7 hours Last activity: 5 hours |
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| Well, that was interesting.... I still dont see behind # 10, but Im looking . It was still funny though |
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Black Lord Level: 34 Posts: 15/453 EXP: 235639 For next: 18012 Since: 03-15-04 From: Nebraska, what's a Nebraska Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| Chrono... what do you do to stamps before you put them on the envelope... Good Stuff tinzee... gave me a good chuckle... |
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blackfire Paragoomba Level: 14 Posts: 17/66 EXP: 12755 For next: 316 Since: 04-15-04 Since last post: 536 days Last activity: 339 days |
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You know what I find intersting. Its only guys that have replied to this post. Well i think your all guys there were a few unspecifid as well. Interestin |
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WhiteWitch Goomba Level: 9  Posts: 10/22 EXP: 2450 For next: 712 Since: 04-17-04 From: Lawson Since last post: 554 days Last activity: 339 days |
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| I thought i reckonised this joke from somewhere Don't worry blackfire, i will back you up and reply, and i did find it funny only guys were posting here Good joke tinzee |
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NSNick Laidback Admin Level: 85 Posts: 202/3875 EXP: 5895841 For next: 2699 Since: 03-15-04 From: North Side School: OSU Since last post: 9 hours Last activity: 1 hour |
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| BTW, for all of you who don't get #10: What do you do to stamps? | |||
JaCory Porcupo Level: 29  Posts: 201/323 EXP: 141854 For next: 6031 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 69 days Last activity: 17 days |
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| Haha, very funny Tinzee. Number 10 was the funniest. |
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