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Luigi-San

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Posted on 08-31-05 06:16 AM Link | Quote
"We have Clearance, Clarence." "Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?"
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Posted on 08-31-05 06:19 AM Link | Quote
Some Family Guy Quotes:

Peter (when he's hungover): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in museum looking at dinosaur
skeltons.)
Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

Peter (In Asiatown): Oh my God it's Jackie Chan! (Asian guy walks away)
Peter (to next Asian guy): Oh my God it's Jackie Chan! (Asian guy again walks away)
Peter (to another Asian guy): Oh my God it's Jackie Chan!
Jackie Chan: Great to see I have a fan! Oh my God it's Ethan Hawk!
Peter: No I'm not.
Jackie Chan to Chris: Oh my God it's Ethan Hawk!
Chris: Nope.
Jackie Chan to Meg: Oh my God it's Malcom in Middle!
Meg: Im not a boy!
Jackie Chan: Yes you are.
Luigi-San

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Posted on 08-31-05 06:24 AM Link | Quote
Peter: "Oh my god, Brian! There's a message in my Alpha-Bits! It says Oooooo!
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.
HyperLamer
<||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people

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Posted on 08-31-05 07:04 AM Link | Quote
^-- Best Family Guy quote ever.

"You see, marriage is like a coffin, and each kid is another nail. But as far as coffins go..." -Homer (The Simpsons, duh)

"I guess that means you haven't got very far with Kagome yet, doesn it? ..... I'm not sure what that means, but nobody ever seems to want to give me a straight answer." -Shippo (Inuyasha)

"Bite my red hot glowing ass! Wait a second... red hot glowing ass? I'll be right back. AAAAAHHHHH!" -Bender (Futurama)

Zoidberg: Is water free?
Waiter: Yes.
Zoidberg: We'll split an order.
(Futurama)

"You see, there are no bad kids." -Homer

"Shut up, judge!" -Homer again

Wanda: We can help you run your campaign!
Cosmo: Right into the ground!
(Fairly Odd Parents)

Beast boy: Raven's no good at these games. It's like she's not even trying!
Raven: Just because you glued the controller to my hand doesn't mean I want to play.
(Teen Titans)


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Luigi-San

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Posted on 08-31-05 09:25 AM Link | Quote
Beast Boy: Now I know how George Washington felt when Napoleon beat him at Pearl Harbor. (Teen Titans)

Carl: What happened to my freakin' car?!?! (ATHF)

Judge: I sentence you to 5 years in prison!
Lois: Oh no!
Chris: Oh no!
Meg: Oh no!
Kool-Aid Man: Oh yeah!
(Family Guy)

Pelican: Oh, have you seen my hippo? He hides and I must seek.
Starfire: No I haven't but have you seen a strange man name Control Freak? He's big and mean and nasty, and known for causing strife. He jumped into the TV and-
Beast Boy: Quick, Star, run for your life!
(Teen Titans)

And the piece du resistance:



RANDOM FAMILY GUY QUOTES! (See my profile)








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Posted on 08-31-05 09:34 AM Link | Quote
"Can he afford to pay me to wrestle Ron?? I DUNNOOOOOOOOO!!!" -Lex Luger, blooper promo linked to in my location.

"...door's locked too!" -Lex Luger, same promo

And I'll third Legion's quote, and throw in a "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" -Darth Vader for good measure.
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Posted on 08-31-05 09:51 AM Link | Quote
"Do a barrel roll!!"
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Posted on 08-31-05 10:39 AM Link | Quote
"If I'm going down, I'm taking you with me!"
"You're good...but I'm better!"
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Posted on 08-31-05 11:58 AM Link | Quote
I would have done this in only text, but the audio is so much better .
Ran-chan

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Posted on 08-31-05 08:06 PM Link | Quote
"Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.
-- Walter Winchell"

That made made me crack up.

"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.

-- Harry Carpenter (BBC TV, University Boat Race 1977)"

I just have to say TWO things about this: Ecks Dee!
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Posted on 08-31-05 09:28 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by NSNick
"Do a barrel roll!!"
Beat you to it.
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YOU SPOONY BARD!! - Tellah, FF4

Congrats on beating the game. Now get a life!! - Eiji Nakamura

​It's a sorry man who can not invent an Oscar Wilde quote to fit his situation. - Oscar Wilde on Making up Oscar Wilde quotes
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Posted on 08-31-05 10:57 PM Link | Quote
Damn.

Well, how bout "N*gg* stole my bike"?
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Posted on 08-31-05 11:38 PM Link | Quote
"SORRY MARIO BUT OUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE" - duh
"How do you pronounce Acmlm?" - Any random n00b
"ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US" - Cats
"Hi, What is lazy?" - Email I got from Orynider after I made this post.
"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean!.. S-M-A-R-T!" - Homer Simpson

Tv Announcer: HEY YOU!
Elly: Who, me?
Tv Announcer: SHUT UP! THIS IS NOT AN INTERACTIVE COMMERCIAL!
- Bonus Stage episode 47

Elly: It's time the unpopular characters had THEIR chance to shine!
Tuck: YEAH!!
Elly: Oh, right. I forgot the unpopular characters SUCK.
- Bonus Stage episode 47

Blakken White: Congratulations, Joel Dawson! You've just won the Hollywood Video Super Sweepstakes!
Joel: Sweet! What do I win?
Blakken White: Death!
(Joel dies)
- Bonus Stage episode 9
AP

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Posted on 09-01-05 01:00 AM Link | Quote
"LIAR!"- Anakin/Vader to Padme in Episode III

"Live the fun posting experience"- Acmlm's Board Logo

"Welcome and such... Ok. I won't bore you any more.
Here's the only reason to why you came here:"
- From Smallhacker's lovely designed SMW site...

"SpongeBob: Patrick say that again.
Patrick: That again
Spongebob: No, the other thing.
Patrick: No the other thing.
Spongebob: No, what you said before when you...
Patrick: No what you said before when you...
Spongebob: Nevermind, I've got an idea!
Patrick: Nevermind I've got an idea!"
- Quotes from a Spongebob episode, Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost

"Squidward: Get me... cherry pie.
Patrick: Got it.
Squidward: Wha- where did you get that?
Patrick: I found it.
Sqiudward: (takes pie and throws it) Well go find it again!"
- Also from Squidward, the Unfriendly Ghost.


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Valcion
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Posted on 09-01-05 01:20 AM Link | Quote
Any mitch hedburg quote.
NSNick
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Posted on 09-01-05 02:37 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Valcion
Any mitch hedburg quote.

FTW
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Posted on 09-01-05 02:41 AM Link | Quote
"When the fuck did you see my dick?"--Blade--
Luigi-San

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Posted on 09-01-05 05:54 AM Link | Quote
Bonnie: Oh. my god! My husband's drowning!
Peter: Thats Impossible! Kick Joe Kick!
Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic!
Peter: That doesnt mean he can't kick! Kick Joe Kick!
(Family Guy)

Bender: Then I'll just make my own carnival! With Blackjack. and hookers. (Futurama)

McCroskey: Passengers certain to die?
Kramer: Airline Negligent?
Johnny: There's a sale at Penny's!

Captain Oveur: Joey, do you like movies abou gladiators?
Captain Oveur: Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Captain Oveur: Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish Prison?

McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.
McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

McCroskey: Johnny, what can you make of this? (hands him weather breifing)
Johnny: This? Well, I can make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl!

Air Traffic Controller: The fog is getting thicker!
Johnny: And Leon's getting Laaarrrgggeerrr!!
(Airplane!)

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Posted on 09-01-05 07:14 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Luigi-San
Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
Peter: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick, Joe, kick!
Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic!
Peter: That doesnt mean he can't hear! Kick Joe Kick!
(Family Guy)


Fixed for great justice.
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Posted on 09-01-05 07:17 AM Link | Quote
"God, kill me now."--Meg
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