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Squash Monster

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Posted on 08-23-05 02:34 AM Link | Quote
So I figured,
we should have a haiku thread.
As we've not before. *

So post in that way,
with a series of such verse,
here are haiku's rules:

Five syllables here.
And seven syllables here.
Pentasyllabic.

And with our haikus,
we shall tell corny jokes, or
perhaps cheesy ones.

What is green and brown,
has six legs, and kills you, if
falling from a tree?

EDIT: Figured.
It has three syllables man.
And thread has just one.


(edited by Squash Monster on 08-25-05 12:45 AM)
(edited by Squash Monster on 08-25-05 12:47 AM)
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Posted on 08-23-05 05:36 AM Link | Quote
What the hell is up
Haikus are friggin
Sweet, Homey Dog G.

That was bad XD
Keikonium
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Posted on 08-23-05 06:23 AM Link | Quote
Keikonium rocks
He should be a local mod
Is this thread aloud?
HyperLamer
<||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people

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Posted on 08-23-05 06:39 AM Link | Quote
You can't spell allowed.
Didn't you go to grade school?
Yay, excuse to post.
Keikonium
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Posted on 08-23-05 07:04 AM Link | Quote
Great, now I am sad
Mocking my intelligence
Because of one word

(I spell lots of stuff wrong lol)
Riku

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Posted on 08-23-05 07:04 AM Link | Quote
You all suck big ones.
This is all I can think of.
I fail, don't I?

KATW

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Posted on 08-23-05 07:17 AM Link | Quote
Sometimes I wonder
How you guys can be so blunt...
Straight to their faces.

Some people cant count
Come, lets relearn this knowledge
One, two, three, four, five.
Danielle

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Posted on 08-23-05 07:18 AM Link | Quote
Poetry is lame
There's too much thinking involved
I bet I messed up.


(edited by Danielle on 08-23-05 01:34 AM)
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Posted on 08-23-05 07:54 AM Link | Quote
Who's good at Haiku
Take a random guess on who
I can't do Haiku
Legion
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Posted on 08-23-05 08:14 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Squash Monster
So I figured,
we should have a thread in haiku.
As we've not before.



Actually Squash,
We've had several before.
You are just a noob.


>D
Keikonium
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Posted on 08-23-05 08:45 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Danielle
Poetry is lame
Takes too much thinking is involved
I bet I messed up.


If you get rid of
The "IS" then it is all good
Nice try there Danielle.

(I pronounce Danielle like this: Dan-yell, so its 2 syllablles for me)
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Posted on 08-23-05 08:45 AM Link | Quote
I was gonna say
That we've had such threads before,
But Leg was too quick.
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Posted on 08-23-05 09:32 AM Link | Quote
Nick best not close this
Because it is really fun
Poop for everyone!

Smilie abuser!

Time to shoot myself!

And now poetry,
From Morning Glory comics.
RAAAAAAPE TIME! Suck my balls!
Squash Monster

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Posted on 08-23-05 10:25 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Viceroy Legion
Originally posted by Squash Monster
So I figured,
we should have a thread in haiku.
As we've not before.



Actually Squash,
We've had several before.
You are just a noob.

>D


"As" can be used
differently than that: means
"In the manner of"

Perhaps you would have
prefered "pretend" or "like".
Which are similar.

You're a plebian.
"As" is more satisfying
linguistically.

Frowsy llamatard.
Anyway, now I'll provide
a topic for speach.

If you had your own
alley between buildings, what
would you use it for?
alte Hexe

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Alive as you and me
"But Joe you're ten years dead!"
"I never died" said he
"I never died!" said he
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Posted on 08-23-05 10:36 AM Link | Quote
The thread below us
Fuck'n USA is good
Please read that thread
HyperLamer
<||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people

Sesshomaru
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Posted on 08-23-05 11:44 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Keikonium
Great, now I am sad
Mocking my intelligence
Because of one word

(I spell lots of stuff wrong lol)


I just needed to
have my last post in CD
instead of LT.
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Posted on 08-23-05 11:48 AM Link | Quote
Edited my post
Hope you all are happy now
I'm not always dumb.
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Posted on 08-23-05 12:48 PM Link | Quote
Empire Strikes Back
Is the best movie ever.
It is your father.
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Posted on 08-23-05 02:59 PM Link | Quote
What is my problem
Nearly no more disk space left
Catgirl collecshon
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Posted on 08-23-05 03:46 PM Link | Quote
These posts are quickly
Becoming formulaic.
Accurate to fault.
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