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Lord Sebbith

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Posted on 04-15-04 02:55 PM Link | Quote
*ouch* nasty story

Reminds me of my first week of high school. It was the first P.E class and all us boys were being made to have a shower which was the first time most of us had ever been totally naked around other guys...so we were all really nervous and apprehensive. Turned out to be okay and a bit of a relief for most of us. The problem though was that as we were having these showers, my best friend got a boner. Don't know why as he isn't gay...probably just the excitement or cruel hormones.

He tried his best to hide it but someone noticed it and shouted it out for everyone to hear. It quickly spread through the entire school...pretty embarrassing for my best bud that was.
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Posted on 04-15-04 04:43 PM Link | Quote
You should have proven to the girl that it wasn't a stick.
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Posted on 04-16-04 12:18 AM Link | Quote
Heyyy I found a use for this.

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Posted on 04-20-04 01:54 PM Link | Quote
Heh. I've never had that problem cause it's easy for me to control. But here's a little advice, when you absolutely can't help it, think of the most disgusting thing you've ever seen or heard about. Think of something that makes you go...ugh. Try to make it deiiferent each time. This cuts down on your mind wandering and allows you to excercise that imagination!
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Posted on 04-20-04 02:52 PM Link | Quote
And this is why I always have my pecker sideways, pointing towards the bulge that is my handkerchief. In the likely event of risage, it won't be very apparent.

On the other hand...
"Is that your handkerchief or...?" -- Mom
Cthulhu

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Posted on 04-20-04 09:24 PM Link | Quote
Heh. That would get to be a problem eventually. People around here never notice it, and nobody here ever takes their clothes off in public, so it isn't that big of a problem. It does get kinda uncomfortable after a while of walking around school with one though.
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Posted on 04-20-04 11:01 PM Link | Quote
Am I the only guy who can control himself around hot girls? O.o'' Jeez, people, and I thought *I* was a horny bastard. If you guys go sproing whenever you see a hot girl... You NEED to get out more. XP Lol.

You poor little teens.
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Posted on 04-20-04 11:32 PM Link | Quote
We're Americans, the horny generation of tomorrow. Perhaps it's not that good in England

MathOnNapkins

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Posted on 04-21-04 12:30 AM Link | Quote
The point is, that if you're not being self conscious, these boners can arise. (literally) So be careful or you might get caught with your pants down, (or even up XD)
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Posted on 04-21-04 12:35 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Fyxe
Am I the only guy who can control himself around hot girls? O.o'' Jeez, people, and I thought *I* was a horny bastard. If you guys go sproing whenever you see a hot girl... You NEED to get out more. XP Lol.

You poor little teens.


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Posted on 04-21-04 12:46 AM Link | Quote
Stackars ton


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Posted on 04-21-04 01:47 AM Link | Quote
Normally it would get worse if you try to control it...

For example, in class once... I saw a rather nice looking female, and thaught "She looks nice... Oh! Wait! Don't think dirty thaughts... I'll get an erection..." And lets just say, the more i tried to control, the worse it got ...

Another thing you shouldn't do is try to conceal it while standing around by crouching down, it looks worse in my opinion ...
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Posted on 04-21-04 02:14 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Fyxe
Am I the only guy who can control himself around hot girls? O.o'' Jeez, people, and I thought *I* was a horny bastard. If you guys go sproing whenever you see a hot girl... You NEED to get out more. XP Lol.

You poor little teens.


1) I'm not poor, I'm not little
2) I don't go "sproing" everytime I see a hot girl...


I go "schlong!" EDIT: no wait, I ACTUALLY go "schwing"

3) You may very well be a horny bastard. But I'm hornier
4) No, you aren't the ONLY one who can control himself around hot girls. And I'm not the only one who can't.


(edited by Mighty Kefka on 04-20-04 05:21 PM)
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Posted on 04-21-04 02:18 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Mighty Kefka


4) No, you aren't the ONLY one who can control himself around hot girls. And I'm not the only one who can't.


Ditto to that. Though I'd rather have my head clear of those thoughts when speaking to a hot girl rather than blurting out something stupid.


(edited by Waddler-D on 04-20-04 05:19 PM)
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Posted on 04-21-04 02:35 AM Link | Quote
Control is very important. One thing, don't tell yourself to not think about it, cause then you will. Instead, start thinking about it and then just jump the tracks and go the completely opposite way. Look at a guy, the floor, or, you can just think disgusting thoughts.
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Posted on 04-21-04 02:38 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Cthulhu
Control is very important. One thing, don't tell yourself to not think about it, cause then you will. Instead, start thinking about it and then just jump the tracks and go the completely opposite way. Look at a guy, the floor, or, you can just think disgusting thoughts.


If you look at a guy and still have the thoughts in your head, better make sure no one notices...
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Posted on 04-21-04 02:44 AM Link | Quote
No, see, looking at a dude, banishes those thoughts. No guy could keep thinking that if he started looking at dudes. Well, then again, it works for me. I guess it might not work for some people, but, oh well, that was my advice.
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